Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

Why do fatoids think walking is exercise?

It's because it's a pretty basic exercise if you do it daily for a long time. But Bob and such probably only walk to their car or not at all.

Bob is the same guy who claims he benches 300 pounds.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

MCU fanfic cartoon:

Bob, shut the hell up.

You are one of the dumbest guys in the world.

 

[UserAccess]

The Rooster Stare strikes again:
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I'd like to juxtapose these two tweets. In the first, you'll see two grinning lardassess that escaped from the local circus sideshow.

In the second, you'll see what the lardass on the right considers, by his admission, "a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average sized person."

The following is data from the CDC. Fascinating stuff: https://www.cdc.gov/chronicdisease/about/costs/index.htm

Heart disease and stroke medical costs per year: 214 billion dollars.
Lost productivity: 138 billion.

Cancer: 174 billion dollars.

Diabetes (medical and productivity): 327 billion dollars.

Obesity (officially): 147 billion dollars.

Those are listed separately because obesity is only a contributing factor in those particular maladies.

To the dollar, I can tell you how much these troglodytes have stolen from the future I earned to prolong their worthless existences. In one year, 2020, it's one trillion dollars. ONE FUCKING YEAR.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

A few weeks ago he ended up punching a wall, likely to get out of showing up to work, with a brace on and off his hand depending on whether he was trying to cultivate pity or not.

To be fair, we don't know for sure he tard raged and punched a wall. We said that because it's funny and his particular fracture was a, iirc, a boxer's break which happens when you don't hold your hand right when throwing a punch, kinda like when you tard rage and punch a wall.

He also couldn't have done it to get out of work because, as we all know, he doesn't work, no matter how many electro dildos Chris holds up to try to prove otherwise.

 

[Positron]

Heart disease and stroke medical costs per year: 214 billion dollars.
Lost productivity: 138 billion.

Cancer: 174 billion dollars.

Diabetes (medical and productivity): 327 billion dollars.

Obesity (officially): 147 billion dollars.

Indeed it has been suggested that the collective financial burden of metabolic diseases will preclude the research and development of space travel. Bobby might be quite literally eating his Superior Future away.

Chrissy's Angels:

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Indeed it has been suggested that the collective financial burden of metabolic diseases will preclude the research and development of space travel. Bobby might be quite literally eating his Superior Future away.

Chrissy's Angels:
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If Bob knew then he’d whine how the government is spending money on healthcare and shit instead of on space travel (only if the right people are doing it since he got mad about Trump’s Space Force)

 

[King Dead]

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Authoritarianism is across the left-right division. Fascism, for example, is traditionally associated with the Right.
I have no idea what Bobby is trying to say. If he simply wants to say Sowell is bunk, well, I just showed how you do it in the previous line.

I believe I can crack this one. Bob's arguing that Thomas Sowell's basic point (lefties view themselves as righteous saviors of the world who need to browbeat everyone else into submission for not seeing the light) is completely baseless and only sounds deep because Sowell knows how to write intelligently and effectively. Put another way, Bob's saying that Sowell's post, like junk food made from fancypants ingredients, is devoid of substance but gussied up to look good, like coating a deep-fried Snickers bar in gold leaf. Put another another way, Bob is calling Thomas Sowell, one of the most eminent economists of our day, an idiot.

The irony of Bob saying this--a man who literally cannot express an idea without torturing the rules of grammar, a few thesauruses, and basically the entire English language--should not be lost on anyone.

(On a side note, I know that the blue checkmark is basically meaningless to anyone with a life, but it really says a lot about Twitter that this balding fat diabetic has a check while Sowell does not.)

 

[JayHarrison]

Domestic terrorists knock over a makeshift counter:
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Um... I seem to remember Moviebob literally supporting biological warfare against Texas Governor Greg Abbott earlier this year. That along disqualifies Bob from saying any fucking thing about COVID-19 terrorism.

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The paranoia surrounding covid is making funny things out of people minds. Now fatsos are blaming thin people for wanting to kill them off.
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The hospitals are crowded with covid patients WITH COMOBIDITIES, and one of the commonest comorbidity is obesity. So yes, you fat fucks are to blame for crowding the hospital.

Which brings about the joke headline: "Trump supports breathing oxygen; Leftists protest by holding their breath."

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Authoritarianism is across the left-right division. Fascism, for example, is traditionally associated with the Right.
I have no idea what Bobby is trying to say. If he simply wants to say Sowell is bunk, well, I just showed how you do it in the previous line.

What's the difference between Thomas Sowell and Moviebob?

One is an actually thinker; the other is a fat, fascistic film freak from Assholechusetts..

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No fucking idea with the following either. If Bobby's taking a cheap swipe at Cruz's weight, he has no leg to stand on.
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"Having no leg to stand on" also applies to Moviebob attempting to swipe at Ted Cruz' IQ.

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I've eaten thousands of donuts (of varying sizes, cakes, frostings, fillings, and toppings) in my lifetime and they taste like food to me!

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I'm not watching Bobby's review of the new Bond film but I guess he really doesn't like Daniel Craig.
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My guess as to why Moviebob doesn't care for Daniel Craig: Jealousy.

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Well a person can surely decide whether he has changed. But the problem with Bobby is that he claims he has changed when he really has not (if Trump won 2020 I'm absolutely sure he would think the vaccine is a genocidal toxin). He is being his usual disingenuous self.

E-X-actly.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I believe I can crack this one. Bob's arguing that Thomas Sowell's basic point (lefties view themselves as righteous saviors of the world who need to browbeat everyone else into submission for not seeing the light) is completely baseless and only sounds deep because Sowell knows how to write intelligently and effectively. Put another way, Bob's saying that Sowell's post, like junk food made from fancypants ingredients, is devoid of substance but gussied up to look good, like coating a deep-fried Snickers bar in gold leaf. Put another another way, Bob is calling Thomas Sowell, one of the most eminent economists of our day, an idiot.

The irony of Bob saying this--a man who literally cannot express an idea without torturing the rules of grammar, a few thesauruses, and basically the entire English language--should not be lost on anyone.

(On a side note, I know that the blue checkmark is basically meaningless to anyone with a life, but it really says a lot about Twitter that this balding fat diabetic has a check while Sowell does not.)

Given what we know about Bob's personal beliefs, this is incredibly ironic on multiple levels. Bob believes what Sowell says. His only deviation is that Bob believes the leftists should wipe out anyone who doesn't think like the Diabetic Dictator.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I can't (scratch that, I totally can) believe this putz is mad at Amazon for buying a decrepit old movie theater and .........not leaving it as a movie theater? Did Bob expect them to run a theater? Or is he just mad that Amazon bought it instead of you know, someone else who would have continued to run it as a theater?

The theater got sold for a goddamn REASON. The theater got sold to fucking Amazon for a reason. Hell, in the 80s a theater in my city went under and was sold, and the building was converted into shop space (for small boutique stores). If Bob lived here, I can see him seething over the loss of that theater and blaming the property management/owner for letting the theater get de-theatered and renovated into something that wasn't a theater.

For all his bullshit about telling people to fucking touch grass, Bob needs to lie down in fucking grass, not just touch it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

(On a side note, I know that the blue checkmark is basically meaningless to anyone with a life, but it really says a lot about Twitter that this balding fat diabetic has a check while Sowell does not.)

It’s not Sowell, just a fan who tweets his quotes. Sowell is, of course, way too smart to be on social media.

To be fair, we don't know for sure he tard raged and punched a wall. We said that because it's funny and his particular fracture was a, iirc, a boxer's break which happens when you don't hold your hand right when throwing a punch, kinda like when you tard rage and punch a wall.

Lmao I could have sworn he said himself he punched a wall. Somehow it’s funnier if I only imagined that.

For all his bullshit about telling people to fucking touch grass, Bob needs to lie down in fucking grass, not just touch it.

For best results, I suggest he lie approximately six feet underneath it.

 

[Positron]

Lmao I could have sworn he said himself he punched a wall. Somehow it’s funnier if I only imagined that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Thank you, archivist-in-chief. Now I’m a little sad to know Chris hasn’t been raging at the LITERAL MISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN that is PunchGate while he reads this thread. But his reputation as a man child like his brother survives intact.

 

[ChampFantana]

What the fuck is wrong with the Chipman family?

I can offer a partial list of what ails Bobert the Fat of House Stupid.

Inbreeding- His parents were probably siblings.

Imbecility- He is easily one of the stupidest fucks on this planet.

Narcissism- If it doesn't benefit him, he has no interest.

Ignorance- If there's not a MCU movie about it, it ain't worth knowing about.

Delusions of grandeur- He considers himself to be a member of the Hollywood elite, despite being nothing more than a carbuncle on the ass of the entertainment industry.

Psychopathy- He desires to gas everything between the coasts because we are SOMEHOW holding him back from the Superior Future he EARNED.

Pettiness- He has raised this to an art form. His constant attacks on the looks, lives, and intelligence of his betters are perfect examples.

Psychotic levels of misogyny- Woe betide any prominent woman to the political right of Chairman Mao.

Inceldom- His constant troon simping and lesbian thirst are utterly repulsive.

Virginity- Pretty self-explanatory, but it fuels a great deal of his constant rage and hatred for anybody who even slightly disagrees with him.

Rage- He wants "his enemies" CRUSHED for the grave crime of not recognizing his greatness.

This is but a small sampling of what is wrong with Lardo Retardo. I could go on, but a full list would be impossible to type out. I'd be stuck on my laptop until the Sun went Supernova.

 

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Yeah, lets just show the world how much of a blitering retard I am. This family is fucking tragic.

 

[blablabla]

Both the shittas can't pull out the lovable nerd look at all. They both look like fucking inbred retards.
Also fucking Thomas wassergberg , a fucking pedo dogfucker who shits himself on the reg, Is going to be interviewed by some idiot at AP. When was the last Time big media Mogul Bob Chipman from moviebobproductions.com got any kind of recognition? The Adam Sandler thingie? If people knew me as the fat retard piece of shit who tarded about a movies i would propably kill myself out of shame. You are nothing moviebob

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Thank you, archivist-in-chief. Now I’m a little sad to know Chris hasn’t been raging at the LITERAL MISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN that is PunchGate while he reads this thread. But his reputation as a man child like his brother survives intact.

We just need to wait for the lesser brother to try to deboonk the whole wall punching just like how he tried to prove he was still working 2 weeks after he tard raged and punched a wall. I'm hoping for a Chippa In the Third Person showing how his hand got caught in the sofa. Even if he does do that it will not top him showing off the electro dildo and saying "See haterz! I'm still working!" as if anyone believed him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris does more harm in the world than Robert because he has kids who need him. But he’d rather spend his life on social media and creating podcasts no one listens to. Worse, he uses those kids as bait for donations. Dude just walk away from the computer and play with your children.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Gotta hand it to Chris, he might not be the successful brother we thought he was, but at least he's better at group photos.

I was tempted to stick a "If only you knew how bad things really are" on it but I can't honestly tell what emotion Bob's experiencing. If the only two options were "There's a really good stage show going on off-camera." and "Bob took PCP and he's just starting to see landsharks dismembering and devouring everyone." I still could not make a guess.

Thomas Sowell: Describes Moviebob perfectly without having ever met him.
Moviebob: Gibberish mouthfoaming.

Sick burn, Bob. He'll never recover.

I can't (scratch that, I totally can) believe this putz is mad at Amazon for buying a decrepit old movie theater and .........not leaving it as a movie theater?

I guess one where you view Amazon Prime exclusives, and then Just Walk Out (TM) (R) (ETC).

Dude just walk away from the computer and play with your children.

Most people use playing with their kids as a healthy way of recapturing their own youth. He's got consooming and podcasts for that.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

For some reason MovieBob's No Time to Die review was suggested to me by the algorhythm yesterday while I was doing cardio. What a mistake watching that autistic shit was. Of course the most obvious thing to point out is that he spent the entire review shitting on 007 for being a stale franchise with no heart of innovation, while slobbering all over the MCU when they do the exact same thing. If you like the MCU, good for you, but pretending like they're galaxy brained cinematic pillars of civilization is just cringey and makes you look like a retard in the process.