Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tronathon242]

For some reason MovieBob's No Time to Die review was suggested to me by the algorhythm yesterday while I was doing cardio. What a mistake watching that autistic shit was. Of course the most obvious thing to point out is that he spent the entire review shitting on 007 for being a stale franchise with no heart of innovation, while slobbering all over the MCU when they do the exact same thing. If you like the MCU, good for you, but pretending like they're galaxy brained cinematic pillars of civilization is just cringey and makes you look like a retard in the process.

James Bond can reinvent itself. It has its core elements, but there's a reason why it's lasted over fifty years now. Take away anything from the basic structure of the MCU and it will immediately turn off its core audience.

Why do fatoids think walking is exercise?

You can make walking a good exercise if you have a heavy pack or weights or go uphill or something. Chris doesn't do any of that. Hell, I'd wager that he's found a way to cheat with that app or device or whatever and doesn't workout at all.

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Shang Chi hasn't even grossed $400 million yet. Black Widow didn't either. They certainly have not made their money back yet. Now, I could very well be wrong, but how is a film that is 2.5 hours long with some of the worst trailers the series has ever put out supposed to "crack a global profit without breaking a sweat"? I've learned from being a diehard Chicago sports fan all my life that you have to learn to be realistic and understand when its not your year. Bob ought to know this as well given that he's supposedly a Red Sox fan, but consoomption is a powerful force for undermining common sense.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris does more harm in the world than Robert because he has kids who need him. But he’d rather spend his life on social media and creating podcasts no one listens to. Worse, he uses those kids as bait for donations. Dude just walk away from the computer and play with your children.

Well Chris wants to be internet famous like his brother since Bob probably brags a lot about his "importance" online and Chris got jealous, not knowing how hated his brother actually is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Well Chris wants to be internet famous like his brother since Bob probably brags a lot about his "importance" online and Chris got jealous, not knowing how hated his brother actually is.

I think it’s more like Chris has a decent job, house, wife and kids and found himself thinking, “Is this all there is?” Instead of answering, “Maybe, but am I putting enough into them to get the returns I want?” he thought validation from internet strangers was the missing spice. If he and Robert devoted just one hour a day to helping others without thinking of themselves, their lives would improve immeasurably. They seem to only think about themselves and Blockbuster/MCU.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Literally don't @ him.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1446026411005861889

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Iconic music. Terrible, terrib…

archived 7 Oct 2021 14:44:49 UTC

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His crime? Being a proud nationalist and denying Japanese atrocities like the Rape of Nanking. Kotaku describes him as a revisionist and then immediately corrects themselves and calls him a "negationists" because his brand of revisionism is bad.

Then we get an explanation as to how "revising" history is actually a good thing.

I'm only taking the time to point all this out because revisionism is fine when we do things like call Abraham Lincoln gay because he slept in a bed with another man or when the 1619 project gets published despite it being complete bullshit. When revisionism is used promote things that are icky and problematic well that's no good! Yikes you might even say! These retards don't care about Nanking. They don't care about war crimes. They didn't even point out Unit 731 or how the US benefited from it because that would require more than surface level knowledge. They, like Bob, use this as a flex "*smuckles* Oh you didn't know about this piece of problematic history? Well I did." and they will still actively consoom these products without batting an eye. Except for Bob. Bob doesn't play Dragonquest.

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coof sperging

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1446031404458971138

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Well. That's incredibly depres…

archived 7 Oct 2021 15:05:07 UTC

archive.ph

Archive of the doctor's thread which is basically a goddamned book

Dr Ellie Murray, ScD on Twitter: "Realistically, despite New Zealand’…

archived 7 Oct 2021 15:12:33 UTC

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This is what controlling the coof looks like in the land down under (yes I know Australia and New Zealand are not the same place) and I am firmly confident that Bob is OK with this.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1445467312568483848

Bob wants to be at the whim of unelected bureaucrats who have the ability to call you at any time and you have to respond within a certain time limit or else they will come and get you. Why? Probably because he thinks it will never happen to him as he is free from the sin of wrong thing and that it has the possibility, not the guarantee just the possibility, that it'll hurt someone who is not free from sin. The only thing preventing this from happening in the States is that we are an armed populace and Bob has no problem with the feds rectifying that inconvenience. As he stated in his Really That Good: A Christmas Story video

"I happen to hold a quintessentially coastal opinion on the subject, namely that I believe and encherish my second amendment right to bare arms but the rest of y'all's second amendment right to bare arms scares the crap out of me."
I wanna point out that "encherish" is not a word

and that's clearly what he says.

Start something, o Lord of Lynn. I dare ya. I triple dog dare ya.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Isn't that what Bob says he did whenever someone links his tweet about the ebil Trump vaccine?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Isn't that what Bob says he did whenever someone links his tweet about the ebil Trump vaccine?

It's okay when he does it. Zero sense of self awareness.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Literally don't @ him.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1446026411005861889

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Iconic music. Terrible, terrib…

archived 7 Oct 2021 14:44:49 UTC

archive.ph

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His crime? Being a proud nationalist and denying Japanese atrocities like the Rape of Nanking. Kotaku describes him as a revisionist and then immediately corrects themselves and calls him a "negationists" because his brand of revisionism is bad.
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Then we get an explanation as to how "revising" history is actually a good thing.
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I'm only taking the time to point all this out because revisionism is fine when we do things like call Abraham Lincoln gay because he slept in a bed with another man or when the 1619 project gets published despite it being complete bullshit. When revisionism is used promote things that are icky and problematic well that's no good! Yikes you might even say! These retards don't care about Nanking. They don't care about war crimes. They didn't even point out Unit 731 or how the US benefited from it because that would require more than surface level knowledge. They, like Bob, use this as a flex "*smuckles* Oh you didn't know about this piece of problematic history? Well I did." and they will still actively consoom these products without batting an eye. Except for Bob. Bob doesn't play Dragonquest.

This is one of the most disingenuous things that Bob has ever written since I do not think for a second that he actually gives a shit about politics in other countries

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Isn't that what Bob says he did whenever someone links his tweet about the ebil Trump vaccine?

It's okay when he does it. Zero sense of self awareness.

It was a week ago where he addressed this after people kept posting the Biden voters posting their L's pic. You see, child, it was all an elaborate and tasteless joke that he deleted because he didn't want to spread disinformation or something

You see people have been using Bobby's old tweet against him. This is what he has to say:

It is deleted. When he deleted it I don't know but I'm willing to bet it was soon after the L's pic was posted. you know when people could actually point and laugh at him.

 

[Flexo]

Most people use playing with their kids as a healthy way of recapturing their own youth. He's got consooming and podcasts for that.

Chippa introducing his kids to things he loved and their reaction to it (especially if they roast it) might be an actually entertaining podcast. But then the bar is pretty low.

 

[JayHarrison]

coof sperging
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Archive of the doctor's thread which is basically a goddamned book

Literally zero self-awareness on Moviebob's part.

Moviebob says, "I'd like humanity to [...] NOT just roll over and let the stupidest and most useless among us decide the fate of everybody else." Reality's response is "Nobody's rolling over and allowing despotic dickwads like you to dictate the fate of people who have never done you any direct harm, Mr. Chipman."

Moviebob asks, "How many [...] have died to accommodate the brainless, bullies, and the bigoted?" Reality responds to Bob by saying, "How many people are have you openly wanted to be rendered ill, injured, and/or killed in order to accommodate the selfish desires of a brainless, bigoted bully such as yourself, Mr. Chipman?"

Seriously...
FUCK MOVIEBOB!

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Literally don't @ him.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1446026411005861889

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Iconic music. Terrible, terrib…

archived 7 Oct 2021 14:44:49 UTC

archive.ph

View attachment 2604937
His crime? Being a proud nationalist and denying Japanese atrocities like the Rape of Nanking. Kotaku describes him as a revisionist and then immediately corrects themselves and calls him a "negationists" because his brand of revisionism is bad.
View attachment 2604942

Then we get an explanation as to how "revising" history is actually a good thing.
View attachment 2604941

I'm only taking the time to point all this out because revisionism is fine when we do things like call Abraham Lincoln gay because he slept in a bed with another man or when the 1619 project gets published despite it being complete bullshit. When revisionism is used promote things that are icky and problematic well that's no good! Yikes you might even say! These retards don't care about Nanking. They don't care about war crimes. They didn't even point out Unit 731 or how the US benefited from it because that would require more than surface level knowledge. They, like Bob, use this as a flex "*smuckles* Oh you didn't know about this piece of problematic history? Well I did." and they will still actively consoom these products without batting an eye. Except for Bob. Bob doesn't play Dragonquest.

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coof sperging

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1446031404458971138

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Well. That's incredibly depres…

archived 7 Oct 2021 15:05:07 UTC

archive.ph

View attachment 2604958
Archive of the doctor's thread which is basically a goddamned book

Dr Ellie Murray, ScD on Twitter: "Realistically, despite New Zealand’…

archived 7 Oct 2021 15:12:33 UTC

archive.ph

Their love of historical revisionism is one of the things I hate the most about the "left." Lies are near the top of the list of things I hate, and I suck at lying because of this. They almost outright admit that dishonesty is a virtue so long as they're doing it. They've reached cartoon villain, Skeletor "I don't want to feel good. I want to feel bad" levels of evil.

I agree with Bob for once. The world really does have too many parasites like MovieBlob.

Chippa introducing his kids to things he loved and their reaction to it (especially if they roast it) might be an actually entertaining podcast. But then the bar is pretty low.

It really is sad that Chippa idolizes mediocre product instead of loving his wife and family. Bob's niece seems to be the only source of light in his life.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Not Bob, but what the hell does the definition of endemic have to do with what that wizard-boy fan retard is talking about?

This is what controlling the coof looks like in the land down under (yes I know Australia and New Zealand are not the same place) and I am firmly confident that Bob is OK with this.
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1445467312568483848

Heysoos, I had no idea they'd gone that far into the bootlicker playbook. How can every Ozzy I've met and the horde of shitposters be drunken lunatics and accept this?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Chris does more harm in the world than Robert because he has kids who need him. But he’d rather spend his life on social media and creating podcasts no one listens to. Worse, he uses those kids as bait for donations. Dude just walk away from the computer and play with your children.

Hey now, you clearly do not have kids. If you did you'd know they're little shits that piss on themselves and eat your food. What kind of legacy is that? A real man leaves a legacy of 11 shitty podcasts and pathetic virtue signaling in his wake. That's how a real man leaves a mark. Your family is just the mortar to build your superior future upon.

 

[The tired cat]

So, since that new RE movie trailer dropped, wonder how pissy fat ass has gotten. I do remember that he was very pissy that Paul Worthless Shit Anderson version was canned, and how this was gonna try and follow the 1st and 2nd game closer.

 

[King Dead]

coof sperging

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1446031404458971138

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Well. That's incredibly depres…

archived 7 Oct 2021 15:05:07 UTC

archive.ph

View attachment 2604958
Archive of the doctor's thread which is basically a goddamned book

Dr Ellie Murray, ScD on Twitter: "Realistically, despite New Zealand’…

archived 7 Oct 2021 15:12:33 UTC

archive.ph

This is what controlling the coof looks like in the land down under (yes I know Australia and New Zealand are not the same place) and I am firmly confident that Bob is OK with this.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1445467312568483848

View attachment 2604960

Bob wants to be at the whim of unelected bureaucrats who have the ability to call you at any time and you have to respond within a certain time limit or else they will come and get you. Why? Probably because he thinks it will never happen to him as he is free from the sin of wrong thing and that it has the possibility, not the guarantee just the possibility, that it'll hurt someone who is not free from sin. The only thing preventing this from happening in the States is that we are an armed populace and Bob has no problem with the feds rectifying that inconvenience. As he stated in his Really That Good: A Christmas Story video

"I happen to hold a quintessentially coastal opinion on the subject, namely that I believe and encherish my second amendment right to bare arms but the rest of y'all's second amendment right to bare arms scares the crap out of me."
I wanna point out that "encherish" is not a word
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and that's clearly what he says.

Start something, o Lord of Lynn. I dare ya. I triple dog dare ya.

It was always sheer hubris to believe that the coof could have been contained. Respiratory viruses with an animal reservoir are pretty much impossible to control, and once it got out of China, the game was already over. Fortunately, the coof wasn't terribly lethal from the beginning; if it were, we would have seen a lot more deaths that simply could not have been prevented.

But instead of admitting defeat and learning to accept that it'll be an endemic disease that will end up being indistinguishable from any other cold virus, some governments either still believe that they can eradicate the coof once and for all, or they just feel the need to keep doubling down because they don't want to lose face after admitting they got it so wrong. I mean, if you tell your population that the countless infringements on their personal liberties were actually all for nothing...well, not to Minecraftpost, but I'd certainly be sleeping with one eye open if I were in their position. And if a relatively isolated country like New Zealand can't get rid of it, then nowhere can, and the sooner we all accept that, the better.

Bob and other followers of The Science™ like him earnestly believe that we could have scienced the coof away, if only those filthy unwashed plebs would have shut up and done what they were told. They just can't comprehend that despite all our progress, we don't actually have all the answers.

Not Bob, but what the hell does the definition of endemic have to do with what that wizard-boy fan retard is talking about?

Heysoos, I had no idea they'd gone that far into the bootlicker playbook. How can every Ozzy I've met and the horde of shitposters be drunken lunatics and accept this?

Well, I dunno about New Zealand, but Straya's been getting up in arms about it. There was a massive altercation between protestors and cops not too long ago, and while I haven't been following closely of late, it wouldn't surprise me if more have happened since, or will happen soon. You keep pushing on people, and eventually they'll fucking snap. God help you if you're in their way when that happens.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chippa introducing his kids to things he loved and their reaction to it (especially if they roast it) might be an actually entertaining podcast. But then the bar is pretty low.

Except the Chipmans take themselves and their consoomption WAY too seriously. No way those kids are allowed to have anything but a deliriously ecstatic reaction to any pop culture they are introduced to by Creepy Uncle Bob or their parents. Chipmans can’t laugh at themselves or even consider that their pet media is anything less than revolutionary and unquestionably brilliant.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

One thing I’ve always wondered about losers like Bob is why do they always want to be special?

Real talk, what’s wrong with being ordinary? Lots of great people come from common families.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Not Bob, but what the hell does the definition of endemic have to do with what that wizard-boy fan retard is talking about?

Is it sad that I assume his hostile response is partly driven by the fact that it IS a wizard-boy fan transphoberetard?

(Also, while I don't give a toss about Harry Potter I've read a bit of the stoics and think they were on to something with that idea of controlling yourself first and foremost. We need a LOT of people to start having a better leash on their worse selves.)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

One thing I’ve always wondered about losers like Bob is why do they always want to be special?

Real talk, what’s wrong with being ordinary? Lots of great people come from common families.

It's because they want to have some sort of impact on the world and be valued. Of course you can get that value from those who surround you but Bob's ego is as big as the meals he eats.

Also I'm surprised Bob is happily working with Matpat given Matpat made some Mario theories that would piss off Bob if he saw them

 

[glib]

One thing I’ve always wondered about losers like Bob is why do they always want to be special?

Real talk, what’s wrong with being ordinary? Lots of great people come from common families.

Usually people who are insecure want to be special.