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Bob secretly wishes that he were a Japanese soldier at the Rape of Nanking
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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Y'know, I doubt it would benefit him. No self-respecting Japanese soldier would've let him anywhere near a woman- either at Nanking, or the comfort women in Korea. He'd be sent to fight the Marines on Iwo Jima.
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ho boy. This is bob raw-dog Nanking-ing the thesaurus and dictionary and thinking he's clever. After all, there's words like "enmesh" and "ensnare", which is just "en" put in front of other words to make them have more meaning. Therefore, putting "en" in front of "cherish" slightly alters the meaning of "cherish" in a way Bob feels expresses his thoughts more accurately or strongly.Literally don't @ him.
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His crime? Being a proud nationalist and denying Japanese atrocities like the Rape of Nanking. Kotaku describes him as a revisionist and then immediately corrects themselves and calls him a "negationists" because his brand of revisionism is bad.
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Then we get an explanation as to how "revising" history is actually a good thing.
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I'm only taking the time to point all this out because revisionism is fine when we do things like call Abraham Lincoln gay because he slept in a bed with another man or when the 1619 project gets published despite it being complete bullshit. When revisionism is used promote things that are icky and problematic well that's no good! Yikes you might even say! These retards don't care about Nanking. They don't care about war crimes. They didn't even point out Unit 731 or how the US benefited from it because that would require more than surface level knowledge. They, like Bob, use this as a flex "*smuckles* Oh you didn't know about this piece of problematic history? Well I did." and they will still actively consoom these products without batting an eye. Except for Bob. Bob doesn't play Dragonquest.
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This is what controlling the coof looks like in the land down under (yes I know Australia and New Zealand are not the same place) and I am firmly confident that Bob is OK with this.
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Bob wants to be at the whim of unelected bureaucrats who have the ability to call you at any time and you have to respond within a certain time limit or else they will come and get you. Why? Probably because he thinks it will never happen to him as he is free from the sin of wrong thing and that it has the possibility, not the guarantee just the possibility, that it'll hurt someone who is not free from sin. The only thing preventing this from happening in the States is that we are an armed populace and Bob has no problem with the feds rectifying that inconvenience. As he stated in his Really That Good: A Christmas Story video
"I happen to hold a quintessentially coastal opinion on the subject, namely that I believe and encherish my second amendment right to bare arms but the rest of y'all's second amendment right to bare arms scares the crap out of me."
I wanna point out that "encherish" is not a word
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and that's clearly what he says.
Start something, o Lord of Lynn. I dare ya. I triple dog dare ya.
I did a deep dive into the prefix "en" and its meaning:
So yeah, Bob's been abusing the dictionary/thesaurus again to make himself sound smrt. I imagine Bob's using definition 3 or 4, most likely 4 (as an intensifier for "cherish"). Still, that's flatout exceptional individualism. "Cherish" works just fine on its own, without the prefix en-, because cherish already means to treasure or hold something dear. It's like, you literally don't NEED to throw prefixes at it to make it more meaningful. So yeah, Bob is nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is, and while inventing new words or new permutations of words isn't necessarily bad, in this case it's completely fucking pointless and makes Bob look ridiculous
To people like Bob, who suffer from Cluster B Clusterfuck disorders such as the all-too-obvious Narcissism, ordinary is boring. Ordinary doesn't let him shine among the masses as the obviously superior intellect that he clearly is. Ordinary doesn't have him worshipped as a living god, given the praise and adulation he believes he's earned by virtue of being, well, Bob. Just because he can violate multiple thesauri and dictionaries and string together words and sentences into buzzword salad he believes makes him sound intellectual, he thinks he IS therefore an intellectual. I think reading shitty child psych books as a little kid probably had a little bit of something to do with that. He read that shit, thinks, "well these people are smrt with PhDs and shit, but I know better, therefore I'm not only SMRT, I'm smrter than THEM!" Especially since he thought he "outsmarted" his therapist (when all he did was fuck up and prevent himself from being helped, so really, Bob "outsmarting" the therapist is not the pwn he thinks it is) I think Bob vastly, vastly overestimates the IQ level needed to crank out a Ph.D. Therefore his own fallacies about what his intellect level is has resulted in him thinking he's way smarter than he thinks (dunning-krueger in action, folks). I wonder what Bob's IQ level tested out as, by the way. Funny that I don't remember him ever posting it. You'd think if he got a high number, like say, triple digits, we wouldn't be hearing the end of it. Yet oddly, he never mentions his IQ number. I do however, recall him sperging about how IQ measurements are "flawed" in relation to like Jim Crow and shit, so maybe he got a lower number than he expected and blames it on flaws he imagines are in the tests. Like, "niggos don't know what mittens are so they dumb" type "errors".
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The Japanese brass would be suicidal to let Bob anywhere near their precious underground food reserves on Iwo Jima.
But seriously, imagine Bob with a gun and a free license to do whatever he wants with the help of thousands of other like-minded (or at list willingly complicit) thugs with guns in an area of people he deems "inferior".
Imagine 190,000 Bob Chipmans in Starkville, Mississippi or Clemson, South Carolina, pissed off at all the local obsoletes for defying their superior future.
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Im not being sarcastic as I talk about Trans Rights over a cartoon dinosaur and a vacuum monster. Like how do you fucking function.No, scratch that. The only thing that matters is to prepare the girl for groomers:
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Care Bears meets Paradise Lost.
To talk about the trailer...fuck me I'm so tired. It looks awful. The whole thing is subtitled because I guess they finally realized that people watching at home put subtitles on because, fun fact, when a movie is put on dvd or whatever the sound is rarely changed from it's theatrical mix and that's why you can have your house shaking when the Avengers punch a mook but you can't hear what the hell they're saying in regular scenes but decided to make the subtitles bigger and not fix the damn problem.
This isn't a joke. It's like this through out the WHOLE trailer
Claire is now a conspiracy theorist that believes that Umbrella is up to something and of course something fucking happens otherwise there wouldn't be a movie. It looks like a mash up of the first THREE games and Claire is at the Spencer mansion because she's our strong, female protagonist and we can't have a set piece with out her in it. I'm pretty sure they made Leon a black guy. There are two things from the first game they put into the movie. The first is the first reveal of a zombie eating someone in the mansion.
Blade 2 had better looking monsters. None of the monsters look good. The zombies attacking the RPD station look like people they make kind frumpy and bumpy. The licker and what might be evolved Tyrant or late stage William Burkin look like they came from a Netflix original, I'm talking sub Deathnote remake.
The second reference
This would've made my skin crawl in revulsion if it weren't for the last thing...
The moody, somber, orchestral remixed song they use is the pre chorus and chorus of 4 Non Blonde's What's Up, better known to some as What's Going On. Adding in the context of Claire being a conspiracy theorist and trying to get to the bottom of the Umbrella plot it's so fucking on the nose that you might has well just played goddamned Buffalo Springfield for what it's worth. Did ya see what I did there? I deserve more points for my stupid joke than Sony does for making Bob's dumbass clap when he heard the song from his youth. It wouldn't have been any more out of place. What's Up came out in 1993 and a good chunk of people today probably only know it as the song from HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA.
So what does movie reviewer, smert guy extraordinaire Robert Chipman focus on? He somehow picks up, because it's not spelled out in the trailer, that Umbrella is now a stand in for Amazon and that's so passé and boring to go after the companies that feed and clothe Bob and offers ZERO solutions. He is mad because he has some insider knowledge that they are alluding that his precious corporations are actually bad guys.
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Bob's not a weeb and a massive Chinaboo. He wishes he was one of Mao's enforcers, administering a struggle session.
Are we talking an able-bodied Bob? Or Bob as he is? Because the latter wouldn't even be a threat to inbreds on smack.
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That makes sense.
You know, sometimes I think these people would be happier if they only focused on the people who actually cared about them instead of seeking validation from a bunch of randos.
That is 100% true.
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This is exactly why he deserves Mario never being seen as dark and gritty as he wants it while every other property must have kids gloves in his logic
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Arm chair psychologist talk, I think it's because he hates himself. He has this weird fixation on transhumanism and his consciousness being uploaded to the net or some kind of robot so he can escape his fleshly bondage. I think some of his rocket ship fantasies are based on him just wanting to escape and allows him to blame everyone else because, after all, he's just some guy from Boston and he's not the one holding progress back. Full disclosure, I am a felon on the internet and this is not a medical diagnosis so take what I say with a grain of salt.
I completely forgot to point this out until you posted this.
It flabbergasts me how he can not do his own job and offers as a substitution reheated dross from years ago. Remastered? Nigga you just reuploaded it in it's original format now that you don't have to deal with the compression issues of youtube from days gone past. And his merry band of retards eat it up!
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Someone needs to take hyphens away from Bob, holy shit.
Forward slashes too. Make hims stop using parenthesis while you are at it. Just make him fucking write sentences without asides.
Forward slashes too. Make hims stop using parenthesis while you are at it. Just make him fucking write sentences without asides.
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It is more that he wants Super Mario to be live action and not a cartoon.
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What's conversational Japanese for "Stand in front, we'll use you for cover." ?
Bob's sixth sense might be useful in much the same way that a compass that points due east would still technically be useful: Once you understand its wrongness you can just head where it's telling you NOT to go.
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YAY A FAT UNCHARISMATIC MAN CAN TALK ABOUT BAD MOVIES IN THE MOST BORING WAY POSSIBLE YAAAAAY!
Man, these niggas would have their fucking minds blown at RLM or the like, lol.
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Not really given how he compared it to Lord of the Rings, seeing religious symbolism in it, and acting like there is a deep political story in Super Mario Bros 3
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> capitalism is fine, so long as those capitalists are "Indigenous"
Ladies and gentlemen, Twitter's greatest socialist thinker.
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I have never seen how Movie Bob as a socialist. He comes of as capitalists(which might be why Lindsay Ellis never liked him) but also antiwhite, antimale and antimasculinity and anti religions aslong as they are followed by enough white people and pro LGBT.
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I have often said that Bob's writing makes my inner editor scream for an entire carton of red pens.
Also, he needs to stop beginning every third tweet with "I mean ... " is if it's some sort of clever conversational tic, and ending those tweets with a question mark so we can hear his sarcastic uptalk.
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