Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[glib]

BAWWWWWWWWW Batman is dark and gritty
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Batmanon taking down an international child trafficking/prostitution ring that controls Gotham City's government sounds great. I love the idea of Bruce Wayne inside his Batcave, browsing 8chan for leads. Hell lets make it even more nightmarish for Bob and turn Harvey Dent into a "Make Gotham Great Again" mayoral candidate, and Batman has to uncover the mystery behind The Riddler rigging elections. Batman can be played by Chris Pratt, and Q can be played by Mel Gibson. Alfred will be Jon Voight who reminds Master Wayne to pray. Robin will be a young anti communist taiwanese kid that hates technology and video games.

 

[Boom Boss]

I have never seen how Movie Bob as a socialist. He comes of as capitalists(which might be why Lindsay Ellis never liked him) but also antiwhite, antimale and antimasculinity and anti religions aslong as they are followed by enough white people and pro LGBT.

MovieBob is a fascist pretending to be woke. Lindsay hates him because he's a creep, antagonistic, and a dork.

 

[Brother Wind]

No, scratch that. The only thing that matters is to prepare the girl for groomers:

Im not being sarcastic as I talk about Trans Rights over a cartoon dinosaur and a vacuum monster. Like how do you fucking function.

Shows how much Robert knows about people he hates, Kristi Noem is considered such a traitor that MAGA types tried to smear her last week with a faux-story about her having an affair with Corey Lewandowski just before the story about him being inappropriate came out. She's considered a traitor because she said Trump wasn't her candidate in 2016, allowed some minor TRANS RIGHTS in South Dakota, got in a feud with Matt Walsh on Twitter that left him and others insulting her looks for weeks, and refused to ban businesses from setting their own vaccine requirements, among other things.

They don't think she's merely liberal on a few issues, here's National Review calling her "far-left": https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/09/who-is-kristi-noem-really/
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Man this fucking clown world. Kristi Noem is really the worst kind of MAGA head. And the minute she cant be some sort of retard GI Joe villian, that group turns on her. She can't possibly win because she lives in a place that still has to fucking concern itself with not freezing to death half the year. so any sort of performative politics eventually has to stop, because she has to actually look someone in the eye and explain what the fuck.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Im not being sarcastic as I talk about Trans Rights over a cartoon dinosaur and a vacuum monster. Like how do you fucking function.

Would you expect anything less from a man who acts like this?

https://twitter.com/ANImaniac89

and the pink cherry on top

and that BabaYaga?

https://twitter.com/penelopew_

the beast needs safe abortion to sate it's hunger. Click on it to make it bigger. I dare ya!

It's like a rabbit hole of insanity and Bob will, for some reason, proudly lift them up as pillars of reason and say we should listen to them.

 

[Overcast]

I remember watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier and I recall the big plan Hydra had involved having some sort of system in place where the entire US populace gets scanned, and those who had at least the SLIGHTEST chance of causing dissent during their insurrection get highlighted and targeted to be assassinated. Many of which were just average joes shown playing with their kids.

For someone who loves the MCU as much as he does, it’s kinda ironic Bob basically wants to do this sort of thing to everyone who disagrees with him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I remember watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier and I recall the big plan Hydra had involved having some sort of system in place where the entire US populace gets scanned, and those who had at least the SLIGHTEST chance of causing dissent during their insurrection get highlighted and targeted to be assassinated. Many of which were just average joes shown playing with their kids.

For someone who loves the MCU as much as he does, it’s kinda ironic Bob basically wants to do this sort of thing to everyone who disagrees with him.

It's because no bad tactics, only bad targets friendo. Bob is the good guy in every situation so anything is fine as long as it's the filthy mayo ghoul coal workers who are stealing his future that he earned!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I remember watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier and I recall the big plan Hydra had involved having some sort of system in place where the entire US populace gets scanned, and those who had at least the SLIGHTEST chance of causing dissent during their insurrection get highlighted and targeted to be assassinated. Many of which were just average joes shown playing with their kids.

For someone who loves the MCU as much as he does, it’s kinda ironic Bob basically wants to do this sort of thing to everyone who disagrees with him.

He deludes himself into thinking he's just like Captain America and not a moronic version of Zola.

 

[Bolo]

Gonna Sperg about Resident Evil for a bit. @Ralph Barnhardt already posted, but to make sure:

Robert never played a Resident Evil game before, you can tell. Yes, Umbrella corp and their various underground labs is a ridiculous concept, but by "Captain Planet Villain 90s eco-topicality tried to be serious" is some serious work around that he thought he was being clever because what he knows about Resident Evil is the the Anderson's movies and wikipedia/youtube about it.

The thing about Umbrella is that till Resident Evil 5, we never see a central figure for Umbrella nor a clear goal for their experiments, besides making mutants virus nor we have a mustache twirling villain with a evil goal for the sake of being evil:

RE1: Wesker was to be a merely a researcher interested in the "ultimate life form", before he got impaled by such life form

RE2: Birkin was a monster for the most of game because he got "terminated" from his job, he has no goal besides making more of his "kind" using his Daughter.

RE3: Nemesis was just a big monster that followef Jill around to kill her. He didn't have much else as motivation, Umbrella in this case was just doing clean up.

Code Veronica: First time we see a "world domination" Villain in Alexia. And while she was with Umbrella as a kid, during the game it is made clear that the Ashford twins are working on their own, Umbrella, again, doesn't seem to have much agency in the story.

RE4: Umbrella is supposed to be gone by now, the game is about Leon suplexing spaniards.

RE5: The head of Umbrella, Spencer, dies in a flashback (and DLC) and his big bad plan was to find eternal life. Wesker takes the stage as the big bad "Captain Planet Villain" and wants to "take over the world" with Oroboros. This is the first game we actively see the idea of "bio terrorism" being used.

For the most of the series, Umbrella is just a logo that does evil science, but has very little in term of actual presence in the story or interaction with the heroes.

And how did Robert get that Umbrella now is supposed to be "Umbrella-As-WalmAzon" in that trailer I have no fucking idea. Again, Robert work these "concepts" in his mind that he thinks he is being so very clever and then tries to work backward to justify it.

I love RE and the movie looks like Sci-fi channel crap, and I sorta dig it, looks like they want to combine the plot of the two first REs and well looks like it will be a shit show but I just don't get how do you get the "StrangerDale-S.T.A.R.S vs Umbrella-As-WalmAzon" galaxy brain read that Robert has.

And again, Robert never played a Resident Evil game, fucking poser all around this guy.

 

[Mola Ram]

Would you expect anything less from a man who acts like this?

https://twitter.com/ANImaniac89

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and the pink cherry on top
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and that BabaYaga?

https://twitter.com/penelopew_

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the beast needs safe abortion to sate it's hunger. Click on it to make it bigger. I dare ya!
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It's like a rabbit hole of insanity and Bob will, for some reason, proudly lift them up as pillars of reason and say we should listen to them.

I'M OLD GREG!

YA SEEN MY DOWNSTAIRS MIXUP?

NEVERMIND, IT'S RIGHT ON MY FACE.

 

[NickDigger]

Someone needs to take hyphens away from Bob, holy shit.

Forward slashes too. Make hims stop using parenthesis while you are at it. Just make him fucking write sentences without asides.

First we need to take him away from phrasing anything as a question??????? Especially when running his mouth over shit he knows fuckall about, I GUESS?????????

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Gonna Sperg about Resident Evil for a bit. @Ralph Barnhardt already posted, but to make sure:

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Robert never played a Resident Evil game before, you can tell. Yes, Umbrella corp and their various underground labs is a ridiculous concept, but by "Captain Planet Villain 90s eco-topicality tried to be serious" is some serious work around that he thought he was being clever because what he knows about Resident Evil is the the Anderson's movies and wikipedia/youtube about it.

The thing about Umbrella is that till Resident Evil 5, we never see a central figure for Umbrella nor a clear goal for their experiments, besides making mutants virus nor we have a mustache twirling villain with a evil goal for the sake of being evil:

RE1: Wesker was to be a merely a researcher interested in the "ultimate life form", before he got impaled by such life form

RE2: Birkin was a monster for the most of game because he got "terminated" from his job, he has no goal besides making more of his "kind" using his Daughter.

RE3: Nemesis was just a big monster that followef Jill around to kill her. He didn't have much else as motivation, Umbrella in this case was just doing clean up.

Code Veronica: First time we see a "world domination" Villain in Alexia. And while she was with Umbrella as a kid, during the game it is made clear that the Ashford twins are working on their own, Umbrella, again, doesn't seem to have much agency in the story.

RE4: Umbrella is supposed to be gone by now, the game is about Leon suplexing spaniards.

RE5: The head of Umbrella, Spencer, dies in a flashback (and DLC) and his big bad plan was to find eternal life. Wesker takes the stage as the big bad "Captain Planet Villain" and wants to "take over the world" with Oroboros. This is the first game we actively see the idea of "bio terrorism" being used.

For the most of the series, Umbrella is just a logo that does evil science, but has very little in term of actual presence in the story or interaction with the heroes.

And how did Robert get that Umbrella now is supposed to be "Umbrella-As-WalmAzon" in that trailer I have no fucking idea. Again, Robert work these "concepts" in his mind that he thinks he is being so very clever and then tries to work backward to justify it.

I love RE and the movie looks like Sci-fi channel crap, and I sorta dig it, looks like they want to combine the plot of the two first REs and well looks like it will be a shit show but I just don't get how do you get the "StrangerDale-S.T.A.R.S vs Umbrella-As-WalmAzon" galaxy brain read that Robert has.

And again, Robert never played a Resident Evil game, fucking poser all around this guy.

I mean Bob for the past few days really show how little he knows about games despite making a show about them from being surprised that Kirby can be dark to how he described Kingdom Hearts as some obscure gaming series.

 

[whitebreadmetropolis]

Im not being sarcastic as I talk about Trans Rights over a cartoon dinosaur and a vacuum monster. Like how do you fucking function.

He doesn’t.

 

[Positron]

This is what controlling the coof looks like in the land down under (yes I know Australia and New Zealand are not the same place) and I am firmly confident that Bob is OK with this.
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1445467312568483848

LOL who'd expect otherwise from the Carceral Continent?

High-tech surveillance (another example is Singapore's use of patrol robot dogs to enforce social distancing) is Bobby's wet dream, and covid -- which is equivalent to Trump in Bobby's mind -- made it happen.

In other words, Trump ushered in Superior Future in a way that Hillary Rodham (who'd presumably stopped the plague before it reached US shores) could not.

Not Bob, but what the hell does the definition of endemic have to do with what that wizard-boy fan retard is talking about?

This Doctor (an epidemiologist, so probably not that kind of doctor) peppers random reaction gifs in her thread, just like Bobby does. Low on information and high on randomness, this is presumably a very post-post-modern form of communication.






(Trailer, looks like a girl-meets-nerdbeard story.)

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Inbreeding- His parents were probably siblings.

Not necessarily. It could be dysgenic breeding, or as the google definition say, exerting a detrimental effect on later generations through the inheritance of undesirable characteristics. Bob loves to brag that his ancestor is the man who fell off the Mayflower and we can assume that the Chipman lineage is at least four centuries of idiots breeding with other idiots to produce more idiots. It's almost like that curse from Ernest Scared Stupid where each generation is dumber than the last. Look at Chris and Sarah. I doubt that they are closely related, but Chris' antics and Sarah's hypochondria gives me low expectations for their children. Their daughter is a sperg and their son will probably be a chip(pa) off the old block, exacerbated by a steady diet of consumerism from their uncle.

It is humanity's good fortune that only someone with an IQ south of 80 would ever breed with Bob given his toxic attitude, and he's far too preoccupied with ranting on Twitter to procreate.

 

[Brother Wind]

Would you expect anything less from a man who acts like this?

https://twitter.com/ANImaniac89

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and the pink cherry on top
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and that BabaYaga?

https://twitter.com/penelopew_

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the beast needs safe abortion to sate it's hunger. Click on it to make it bigger. I dare ya!
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It's like a rabbit hole of insanity and Bob will, for some reason, proudly lift them up as pillars of reason and say we should listen to them.

Jesus fucking christ. That twitter exchange. That actually hurt. Like I hate it. These people collect quirky labels like fucking pokemon. Like I feel bad for genuinely gay people. I think we need to start saying they should gatekeep. Best idea the Lesbians ever had since filming themselves fucking.

 

[Meat Target]

Not necessarily. It could be dysgenic breeding, or as the google definition say, exerting a detrimental effect on later generations through the inheritance of undesirable characteristics. Bob loves to brag that his ancestor is the man who fell off the Mayflower and we can assume that the Chipman lineage is at least four centuries of idiots breeding with other idiots to produce more idiots. It's almost like that curse from Ernest Scared Stupid where each generation is dumber than the last. Look at Chris and Sarah. I doubt that they are closely related, but Chris' antics and Sarah's hypochondria gives me low expectations for their children. Their daughter is a sperg and their son will probably be a chip(pa) off the old block, exacerbated by a steady diet of consumerism from their uncle.

It is humanity's good fortune that only someone with an IQ south of 80 would ever breed with Bob given his toxic attitude, and he's far too preoccupied with ranting on Twitter to procreate.

And being +40 and morbidly obese, Bob's sperm is most likely horridly defective.

Bob-grubs would make CWC look normal.

 

[grey area]

Would you expect anything less from a man who acts like this?

https://twitter.com/ANImaniac89

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and the pink cherry on top
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and that BabaYaga?

https://twitter.com/penelopew_

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the beast needs safe abortion to sate it's hunger. Click on it to make it bigger. I dare ya!
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It's like a rabbit hole of insanity and Bob will, for some reason, proudly lift them up as pillars of reason and say we should listen to them.

Life imitates art. I'm sure eating children and assuming any number of forms while being ambiguous with your intentions is mutual.

 

[Positron]

Bobby describes another wet dream of his:


Dehumanizing Marjorie Taylor Green, because she compares FBI's persecution of Jan 6 protestors to the Brownshirts.




Greenwald talks about Deep State again:


In the Gospel According to Hillary, the Antichrist told his followers to inject themselves with bleach:





If a man writes about "a very below average white woman" he'd be called an incel.

Some brownskin has been microaggressed, because white people only ever compared her skin color to foodstuff.


Injun wanking:


The "GQP" has supposedly been fomenting discord between ID-pol groups, but it took Dave Chappelle to bring things to the crisis point:





Tot: Yes-45%, No-51%. The statistics are right there in plain sight; you don't even need to interpret it, and yet Bobby drew the wrong conclusion.
HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO STUPID?


The "white, 4-year degree" demographics are in separate columns. Jesus I'm now really MATI. Schools should really teach kids how to read off simple tables, but I guess reciting at least 60 different pronouns is more important?

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From Batman to QAnon and Pizzagate, to Antisemitism.




Some Black Panther actress turns out to be an anti-vaxer. I'm sure I've covered it before.


Luke faps to MCU films again. I snipped out a huge chunk of the convo and Chu-chu's sperging.


The Last Duel.


No idea but I wish Chris Hensen is standing by.


Bobby's Angels:



That's all folks, at least until Bobby sorts out his "production-side detail" (as opposed to simply "production detail").

 

[JayHarrison]

He broke silence.
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IP owners: I have five words for you.
Care Bears meets Paradise Lost.

Honest Moviebob: "IP owners: Hire me. I'm desperate for money."

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What's Up came out in 1993 and a good chunk of people today probably only know it as the song from HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA.

Fun fact! This video will be 11 years old in exactly one month from now.

Tangent: I remember seeing a variant of this meme involving He-Man bobbing his head back and forth, but it was a GIF that was edited to look as if He-Man was pleasuring himself. (I've been familiar with the Three Non Blondes' "What's Up?" long before He-Man was animated to the song's chorus.)

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Bobby describes another wet dream of his:
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Dehumanizing Marjorie Taylor Green, because she compares FBI's persecution of Jan 6 protestors to the Brownshirts.
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Greenwald talks about Deep State again:
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In the Gospel According to Hillary, the Antichrist told his followers to inject themselves with bleach:
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If a man writes about "a very below average white woman" he'd be called an incel.

Some brownskin has been microaggressed, because white people only ever compared her skin color to foodstuff.
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Injun wanking:
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The "GQP" has supposedly been fomenting discord between ID-pol groups, but it took Dave Chappelle to bring things to the crisis point:
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Tot: Yes-45%, No-51%. The statistics are right there in plain sight; you don't even need to interpret it, and yet Bobby drew the wrong conclusion.
HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO STUPID?

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The "white, 4-year degree" demographics are in separate columns. Jesus I'm now really MATI. Schools should really teach kids how to read off simple tables, but I guess reciting at least 60 different pronouns is more important?

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From Batman to QAnon and Pizzagate, to Antisemitism.
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Some Black Panther actress turns out to be an anti-vaxer. I'm sure I've covered it before.
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Luke faps to MCU films again. I snipped out a huge chunk of the convo and Chu-chu's sperging.
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The Last Duel.
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No idea but I wish Chris Hensen is standing by.
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Bobby's Angels:
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That's all folks, at least until Bobby sorts out his "production-side detail" (as opposed to simply "production detail").

Amerindian history hasn't been erased.THEY HAD NO WRITTEN LANGUAGE. If you don't keep written records, you, by definition, have no history. Assuming the Beasts of Revelation don't come along soon future civilizations will have an absolute bitch of a time with the current era because totalitarian societies lie about themselves.

Also, FYI if you want to know more about pre-Columbian prehistory the only thing stopping you from getting off your lazy, fat ass and becoming self-educated is you.