Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The real major blow that could be dealt to Bob is going after his Patreon. I don't think anyone would because I'm sure like with a lot of other creators on the platform that Bob actually donates some of those funds to other Patreon campaigns. Nobody would want to screw themselves out of money as well.
Yup. A ton of people reporting him to Patreon, enough they hold or suspend his account, that would about be the only thing that would cripple him.
Can a log of Moviebob's worst tweets be sent to Patreon? Because KiwiFarms has an exhaustive--and exhaustingly lengthy 4,200+ pages' worth--of tweets demonstrating Bob's aggressively toxic personality.
 
If they have a problem with Thanos, take it up with whoever wrote those movies, because the Thanos from the comics is a completely different character from the movies.

They look the same, but they have completely different motives for what they do.
To be fair they'd complain hard if they'd stick with the comic because they'd say Thanos makes incels look cool or something given his motives were to bone Death
 
Yeah, he should have just made people agree with him and kill themselves and/or not reproduce to keep population numbers down. That way there's no conflict (and no movie)
Thanos, the mad titan from the comics just wanted lady death to love him. thats more eloquent than "heads you die, tails someone else does" because my planet got blowed up. But thats irrelevant. The point is that a grand villain should have a plan that is masterfully executed, effective, and almost respectable or sensible. But at such a high moral cost its not worth it, and the hero has to stop it. Thanos just wants to hit the prune server button on discord and purge 50 percent at random. Moviebob makes a better villain.
 
If they have a problem with Thanos, take it up with whoever wrote those movies, because the Thanos from the comics is a completely different character from the movies.

They look the same, but they have completely different motives for what they do.
They seemed to be keeping his MO about summoning Death but then switched it for some reason.
Yes. And three years ago Bobby taught us which Italian Americans are really worth celebrating. They include the four Ninja Turtles and the guy who played The Incredible Hulk.
Funny how he forgot David Chase. That may actually be an oversight because the poseur prick doesn't know he's Italian. More to the point, where's James Gandolfini, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, or Francis Ford Coppola? Not to mention, and I apologize to the non-Americans for ths segment, but where in the fuck are Joe DiMaggio, Dan Marino, and Joe Montana?

If all you can derive from a people is their contribution to modern entertainment, then you're an uncultured swine, pure and simple. Good Christ, Bob.
 
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Not only are these people not big on nuance, they disrespect people's lived experience. When someone says "grossed out", they mean "grossed out", not "I don't like it". If someone serves me, say, pear cooked in wine, I can say "I'm not into that kind of thing" with honesty; but if someone push a tray of shit on my face, my honest reaction can only be "grossed out".
"Grossed out" is exactly what I feel whenever someone shares a screencap of Moviebob's bullshittery on my Twitter feed.



Regardless of what special tranny day it is, Netflix brought us some good news:
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Bob, could you please sit down and shut up for a change?



While sexual degenerates celebrates their 56th special tranny day of the year, the rest of us, like Texas governor candidate Allen West, celebrates Christopher Columbus day. And he talks about covid:
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Good on Allen West for not giving a damn as to what "Doctor" Fraudci... "Doctor" Faucist... "Doctor" Faux-chi... that raspy-voiced dime-store Woody Allen has to say.

Oh, and before I forget, racist Moviebob is still racist.



Unless it's Moviebob. There's a good chance the only thing occupying that space between his ears is a fully inflated helium balloon, not a TV set. (And if it actually happens to be a TV in that region of his skull, its reception is, at best, little more than snow.)



...humans aren’t the only problem with the world.

People like Bob tend to forgot about animal attacks, diseases and natural disasters. Especially, natural disasters, those were a problem long before humans started messing
Just look at California. I seem to recall that Donald Trump spoke out last year about CA's inability to manage and clear out brush. It's the most logical explanation behind the frequncy of wildfires in the state, not this bullshit "Climate Change" narrative radical environmentalists want to shove down our throats.

You know, that begs the question, why is it when these people talk about fixing the world, they focus mainly on people and not on the other stuff I mentioned?
I repeat: It's likely because there's a helium balloon where Moviebob's brain is supposed to be.



...three years ago Bobby taught us which Italian Americans are really worth celebrating. They include the four Ninja Turtles and the guy who played The Incredible Hulk.
WHAT?! NO CHEF BOYARDEE?! I am disappoint!
 
I am pages and pages behind, but at page 4246 I must issue a plea to Chris Chipman: Clean your fucking Instant Pot, you filthy fuck!!!

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This is textbook Chipman. The Instant Pot is great for many things, but it doesn’t allow you to skip all effort whatsoever.

God forbid Chris or his tubby wife cut the onions for even cooking, or stand over the pot and stir the onions for the 20 - 30 minutes required to caramelize them. No time for that when there’s endless product to consoom! So they just roughly chop some onions, throw them in with a box of cheap broth, and pressure cook them for five minutes. Congratulations, you have slimy onion in MSG water.

To think anyone in this family has shit to say about middle American “trash” or mayo ghouls. These people are filthy fucking garbage.
 
I think the entire chipman clan has defective taste buds, including momma chipman. Nothing else explains how they thought his chicken-skin-blue-cheese mac&cheese was anything other than a freakin culinary disaster.

"Caramelizing Onions? What's THAT?"
My parents never caramelized onions for anything. Once I found out what it was, I was like "Why the fuck aren't we doing it ALL the time?!" Something something crunchy onions, and caramelizing them loses the "crunch". Never mind that cooking onions, caramelization or not, makes onions into limp, very uncrunchy things.

But in the case of chippa, I can tell right away from how haphazardly the onions are cut, that this is 100% ignorance and laziness. Maybe a 1% chance of texture issues.
 
Why-does-roberto-retardo-tweets-like-this? You arent a valley girl or a 35 years old female polítical blogger. You straight up robbed your gimmick from yahtzee but he doesnt tweet like a fucking faggot. You arent Smart or hot enough. You are a useless reviewer of useless shit
Manbaby Blobert thinks it makes him look cool. His entire personality is based around this and dramatic overhyping of popular media, Blobby is really immature, a 40 year old man that acts like a guy in his early teens!

A good example is that residential building that doubles as a trainway in Chongqing. I was watching a show with some of my friends the other day, and that very same building was featured briefly on a segment, the host noticed it and reacted with some bewilderment (after all, it is an unusual sign) but he wasn't really amazed. Now, Movieblob? He fucking went crazy about it, sucking the chinese off for building this horseshit and raging about how people don't build those in the West, a dramatic overreaction! Mind you, having strong reactions is human, but Blob reacts like that to almost all of this likes and hates, like the Manbaby he is lol!
 
Can a log of Moviebob's worst tweets be sent to Patreon? Because KiwiFarms has an exhaustive--and exhaustingly lengthy 4,200+ pages' worth--of tweets demonstrating Bob's aggressively toxic personality.
I doubt anything of consequence would come from it. Not that it really matters. Bob will inevitably find a way to fuck himself.

We're talking about a man who was fired from The Escapist. Twice. He's a critic who couldn't maintain a job as a fucking critic.
 
Blobby is an idiot beyond comprehension if he thinks major cities homelessness is caused by "Sheriffs" busing hobos.

Smaller communities have less homeless for the same reason they have less crime everyone knows each other. It's hard to steal if everyone knows "Mrs. Wilson" got her tv stolen and now you're selling one. Just like in a smaller community you're more likely to have a family member, friend, or church step in to help if you fall on tough times.

As a city boy I can tell you most people barely know their damn neighbors and we work with people who one day we are bullshitting with regularly and the next we learn they got fired and we never see them again. Most have a small network of close friends and family but that's it and if you fall on tough times you can fall through the cracks if your small network doesn't have the ability to help you.

20 years ago I had a family member end up homeless and I was in college and the other 3 family members who lived in the city all had apartments and could not take this person in without violating their leases and they didn't have the cash to help them so they were screwed. This person told me they'd give it 6 months to get off the streets or they were going to get a bus ticket and were heading out to CA. Why? Because it offered a lot of programs to help the homeless and the weather was nice. Now thanks to a pastor they befriended they got off the streets and they never went. But between the ironically seclusive lives of city dwellers and the vast programs offered in most of the cities they both cause and become a haven for the homeless.

Also that doesn't even take into account the number of drug addicts who are homeless and it's easier to score drugs in urban settings than bump fuck nowhere.
"Social capital is the most interesting, to me. At the macro level it’s how we describe the rich interplay of knowledge, customs, institutions, and social relationships that allow a society to function. At the micro level, social capital is similar, but it can be boiled down to the question, “How many people care about you?”

"“Care” can imply friendship, or love, or perhaps just respect. I often illustrate this point by talking about homelessness. It’s a bit of cliché in some quarters to say that “you could be homeless tomorrow.” For some people that’s tragically true, at least figuratively. Living paycheck to paycheck leaves you vulnerable if all you have to rely on is modest or meager financial capital without any other form of capital to fall back on (a surgeon can lose his job, but so long as he didn’t lose it for malpractice, he’ll find another soon enough).

"But for most people with even modest social capital, they can’t be homeless “tomorrow.” My brother had his demons and his problems. But unless he disowned his family (vice versa was never an option) homelessness was never in the cards. It’s a useful exercise: Take an inventory of the people in your life who would have rent money, or a spare sofa, or a room for you if you lost everything." -Jonah Goldberg
 
Bob has a lot of anger from his childhood to get out. Therapist. ASAP.

Who is Bob without Video Games?
Internet?

Is there a void of fear there we want god save us from?

The problem is with attachment to identity.
Just let it go, Bob. Ultimately we make our own misery. A lesson i learned when I watched The Last Jedi the first time. It was a terrible burden of pain to see something I saw as a complete story with an ending that implied an open future, be taken over and taken away by corporate overlords who wanted it to be something else for someone else.

The thing I learned by "letting go" is that Star Wars itself isnt important to me. Thr important part is what it means. I remember people I met and hung out with who also were into it. It represents a lot of values, dreams, aspirations, and the history of its fans childhoods all wrapped up in one thing. Thats why fandoms are seen by cynics as cargo cults.

The funny thing is Yoda, the wise man/good wizard archetype told the audience not to be attached. to not fear loss or mourn it. Celebrate and rejoice in "the force". He says this because attachment brings pain and can lead to the "dark side" like Anakin wishing to save Padme.
Aka science fiction buddhism.

Are fans learning the lesson or are they just wanting the good times to never end?

Its too bad that instead of drawing creative water from the fountain of our youth by looking at our favorite old stories and media for inspiration, we try to keep them going decades later.

If you love something and it is gone you have to let it go. You will always have the memory and the impulse to go back again. And the best part is that creatives get to create new versions of the old things they care about. This is what modern media lacks and its because the consoomer cant stop buying the same thing over and over looking for something that is in the past.

Let it go Bob. Find something new. You're not your fandom. You're not your job. You're not your fuckin khakis.
Once upon a time it was called religion. You would gather with your fellows and neighbors, bond, socialize, and participate in something transcendent.

And I don't just mean that in a spiritual sense. It was literally transcendent in that you knew your fathers and their fathers' fathers had participated in these same ceremony and rites and that after you had passed, your children's children would be doing the same as well. It was a rock, a connecting thread that the community and you, individually, could hold onto and know that this piece of your happiest memories would always be there.

Is it any wonder that as religion fades, people struggle to replace it? And that they react so strongly when the consoomer replacements end up destroyed and ruined?

It's like a starving man, hungry for a home cooked meal finding an average sized McDonald's meal. Sure it's not as good as something made by family, but it's not nothing. Only to have the modern corporation slap it out of their hands and hand them a shit sandwich to eat instead.

They can't get what they need and now they're being denied even a poor substitute.
 
Robert gets another reminder that nobody likes him:
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>" like, owed the right to be a dick to you?"
Yes they are owed the right to be a dick towards Robert. They have the right to make fun of Robert because he is a lolcow who says and does stupid shit that deserves to be mocked.
He only does this once every 4-6 months and I hate it every time. This is the Bob version of the WingsofRedemption puppy whimper. Just like Jordie he does this woe is me, pathetic crying that is supposed to garner sympathy but it just reminds you that he's not a man and fills you with revulsion. He wasn't even able to guilt a retraction from the hadur.

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Here's what Bob retweeted and the response Bob had for the OP
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Massive brained take, almost tumor like.
 
MCU Thanos
You know, this reminded me of a Slash article I read awhile back.

Genociding half the universe because of overpopulation was one hell of a motivation, but not done correctly. Rambling on and on about it and intensely pontificating about how was not enough to raise the stakes. I get what they were trying to do with Thanos, make him a well meaning dude with somewhat admirable intentions, but they couldn’t pulled it off and it’s hard to when you got two and a half to three hours of other shit you need to do.
 
You know, that begs the question, why is it when these people talk about fixing the world, they focus mainly on people and not on the other stuff I mentioned?
Because you can't set up labor and/or reeducation camps for animals, diseases, or natural disasters.
 
Game Overthinker Episode 8: "Mississippi Pwning"



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>It's 2008, and Resident Evil 5 is coming out soon
>Trailer shows Chris Redfield gunning down non-descript zombie Africans.
>People calling Capcom racist
>N'Gai Croal: "Wow, clearly no one black worked on this game."
>Bob quickly runs defense for his beloved Japanese company
>Bob: "It's not racist cuz Japan is doing it"
>Muh cultural dissonance and shit
>I mean most people didn't even see or think it was racist, and that's a good thing
>That means most people didn't see skin color at all, and that doesn't make them racist
>Bob then does a 180° and begins to defend N'Gai Croal.
>But What's really racist is the hate you gamers are giving him
>Dude's only voicing an opinion (which I disagree with)
>The real bad guys are probably white anyway
>Bob then turns the argument again onto how ignorant white people are
>White people, You can't just say to Blacks that racism is gone, because it's never gonna go away
>Segregation and Racism as we once knew may be gone in the US but the lingering effects still remain
>And those lingering effects are felt by Blacks in the US everyday
>It's bad that blacks think they will never be equal in the US
>But it's worse that white people think that blacks are being overdramatic
>In the end, that's not to say the US is slowly getting better with race relations, but it still has LONG way to go.
>END

Overall still a decent episode to watch if you like Bob fumbling over race politics. I'm never brave or smart enough for politics to say much. I'll just say that Bob is stupid and said that Africa is a Country. In the Next episode, Bob acts like 14 year old tumblr girl and rants about video games characters and their romantic relationships.
 
Here's what Bob retweeted and the response Bob had for the OP
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Massive brained take, almost tumor like.
There is no shame for Chloé Zhao or anyone to do something purely for money (as long as it is legal and moral of course). Any auteur (and I'm not implying Zhao is one) or people who have artistic ambitions need money to fund their labor of love, and money is increasing hard to come by now that cinema is dominated by you-know-what. "If you can't beat them, join them for a while" is a perfectly valid tactic. Bobby, uncharacterically, seems to have problem with this very tactic. He needs his idol to maintain SJW purity, so he rambles about "art" and "global cast" and "empowerment".
 
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