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Have we ever seen Bob or Chris cook a vegetable?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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If I'm looking for a recipe, the very last "people" I'd ever go to are these fleshy sacks of lard.
I'm thankful that my mother at least showed me how to cook proper food that doesn't leave you prepped for the hospital.
Dear. God.
I'm thankful that my mother at least showed me how to cook proper food that doesn't leave you prepped for the hospital.
Dear. God.
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The likes of Bobby aren't welcome in socialist / Marxist circles. Bobby doesn't care.
The slapfight of MOS and PhillyCaralho (a crazy tankie) continues here.
What a disgusting human being. He remains a disgusting human being even if he weren't queer.
Peter Coffin goes full retard again; Bobby knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach:
Sounds like a fairly small amount of food for the average breakfast.
The same old genocidal fantasy:
Texas governor Greg Abbott upholds bodily autonomy:
... and it is up to our benevolent Big Corp overlords to unshackle our chains...
It is now very fashionable to vilify Eric Clapton.
I agree with Bobby: exposing Liberal hypocrisy is hardly brilliant journalism.
We almost forgot: Ron DeSantis is an American-Italian.
Wish you had a very happy Columbus Day Ron!
Nissan's ad campaign is met with an expected reception. Go woke, go broke.
Your worth as a people depends on whether Disney represents you or not.
Disney can never get enough turd-polishing from Bobby:
You queers! If you think you've seen through Big Corp's cynical baiting, you either miss the point or are a villain. Bobby knows all about this because he is straight.
Bobby is extra upset now that even pee o'seas are rebelling against the "global cultural government":
Oh no, someone says the G-word again! (more NerdSkull)
Film Twitter seem not to understand that the Bond franchise needs the Chinese market. Bobby pitches his Bond idea which I think is quite reasonable: the franchise needs to revive its brand of masculine sexual hedonism. I draw the line at straight remakes though, unlike Bobby.
If it is not okay for a Frenchman to direct Bond, why is it okay for a Chink to direct an American comic-book movie?
A pee o'sea woman criticize people who champions capeshit cinema. You can see Bobby's customary pugnaciousness being drained out of him.
James Gunn:
"Bad Art Friend" bullshit:
Bobby thirsts over a woman car dealer:
The slapfight of MOS and PhillyCaralho (a crazy tankie) continues here.
What a disgusting human being. He remains a disgusting human being even if he weren't queer.
Peter Coffin goes full retard again; Bobby knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach:
Sounds like a fairly small amount of food for the average breakfast.
The same old genocidal fantasy:
Texas governor Greg Abbott upholds bodily autonomy:
... and it is up to our benevolent Big Corp overlords to unshackle our chains...
It is now very fashionable to vilify Eric Clapton.
I agree with Bobby: exposing Liberal hypocrisy is hardly brilliant journalism.
We almost forgot: Ron DeSantis is an American-Italian.
Wish you had a very happy Columbus Day Ron!
Nissan's ad campaign is met with an expected reception. Go woke, go broke.
Your worth as a people depends on whether Disney represents you or not.
Disney can never get enough turd-polishing from Bobby:
You queers! If you think you've seen through Big Corp's cynical baiting, you either miss the point or are a villain. Bobby knows all about this because he is straight.
Bobby is extra upset now that even pee o'seas are rebelling against the "global cultural government":
Oh no, someone says the G-word again! (more NerdSkull)
Film Twitter seem not to understand that the Bond franchise needs the Chinese market. Bobby pitches his Bond idea which I think is quite reasonable: the franchise needs to revive its brand of masculine sexual hedonism. I draw the line at straight remakes though, unlike Bobby.
If it is not okay for a Frenchman to direct Bond, why is it okay for a Chink to direct an American comic-book movie?
A pee o'sea woman criticize people who champions capeshit cinema. You can see Bobby's customary pugnaciousness being drained out of him.
James Gunn:
"Bad Art Friend" bullshit:
Bobby thirsts over a woman car dealer:
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Those cocktails look like they have either uncooked chicken or alien fetuses sitting in them. Good to see that the things the Chippa clan drinks are just as disgusting as the things they eat.
Maybe it's "cod", which is what your new roommates are going to be after you've died jumping into a river while filming one of Chris' cinematic masterpisses...
A trans person who conjures imaginary drama to make themselves look like a victim? Never seen that happen before says a person who lives in Bizarro World.
Dave Chappelle has accomplished more and has made more money than Da Chippa could even imagine. Speaking of things that are beyond imagining, I never thought I'd see the day when a substantial number of people, companies, and policymakers would deny the basic biological fact that there are two sexes, nor did I imagine that gender-dysphorics would be seen as anything other than the ultra-rare aberrations of Nature that they are. For 99 percent of the population, those two bathroom signs depict an accurate (albeit pedo-y) depiction of reality. And yet the general population is supposed to villify such symbolism because a few extremely loud fruitcakes on the fringes of society are offended by it.
I would guess it's pulled chicken made with some kind of bottled Ragu sauce. If that's supposed to be barbeque sauce, it looks awfully red. Either way, the ending result looks like an SCP that would burst out of your stomach if you ate it.
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I actually got an issue of Moon Girl & Devil Dino in a blind grab bag. It was something that I could see selling really well to little kids. Unfortunately for everyone involved, kids don't read comics. Maybe if it was a comic strip and people still got newspapers?
One thing I find hysterical about modern commies/socialists/etc. is how they're so fucking delusional about their own beliefs. The original commies knew that they'd be working on the land, in factories and the like, they just thought they'd be compensated and considered owners. Sure they were wrong and got gulaged and killed, but at least they weren't these worthless wastrels.
The guy saying that theatre kid commie/socialists are ruining it is right. Well sort of. Commies are still retards, but they aren't doing themselves favors by being extra retarded.
Also, I know it was a joke, but the shittiest Coen brothers film is worth more than all the work Bob will put out, even if he lives a thousand life times.
One thing I find hysterical about modern commies/socialists/etc. is how they're so fucking delusional about their own beliefs. The original commies knew that they'd be working on the land, in factories and the like, they just thought they'd be compensated and considered owners. Sure they were wrong and got gulaged and killed, but at least they weren't these worthless wastrels.
The guy saying that theatre kid commie/socialists are ruining it is right. Well sort of. Commies are still retards, but they aren't doing themselves favors by being extra retarded.
Also, I know it was a joke, but the shittiest Coen brothers film is worth more than all the work Bob will put out, even if he lives a thousand life times.
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“They made the edgelord/coolgirl who sees through both sides of the bullshit new Big Bad literally [REDACTED]”You queers! If you think you've seen through Big Corp's cynical baiting, you either miss the point or are a villain. Bobby knows all about this because he is straight.
The character is named Stormfront and was a gender swapped version of a character from the comics with the same name that was also a Nazi, anyone who views that reveal as a big twist is a moron just like Bob here.
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I would very much rather watch a Bob cooking channel than anything else he wants to produce. Of course, I'm a big fan of lolcow cooking and recipes in general.
Meanwhile, after a few minutes of searching I could not find a single example, not one, ever of Robert talking about, let alone criticizing, how Disney has deliberately fucked up copyrights globally to protect Mickey Mouse. What I did find was hundreds of complaints by Robert of his videos being copyright struck on YouTube, a copyright enforcement regime that Disney helped to bring about. (I also found a handful of instances of Robert incoherently defending current copyright law broadly.)
Not surprised that Robert wants wanton massacres of innocent (and likely Democrat voters based on traditional accuracy of drone process) fellow citizens by the state. Actually far less surprised that he wants to be able to CONSOOM it.
I don't really want to defend Nestle, which is not a nice company, but yet again Robert forces me into a nasty position just to dunk on his stupidity. Nestle did not create its own army to seize water rights nor did it work with existing paramilitaries (that was Coca-Cola) but Robert heard about it one time and he's never let it go, repeating it plenty of times, especially in defense of Disney.
Meanwhile, after a few minutes of searching I could not find a single example, not one, ever of Robert talking about, let alone criticizing, how Disney has deliberately fucked up copyrights globally to protect Mickey Mouse. What I did find was hundreds of complaints by Robert of his videos being copyright struck on YouTube, a copyright enforcement regime that Disney helped to bring about. (I also found a handful of instances of Robert incoherently defending current copyright law broadly.)
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See this little Bar and Grill they're posting pictures from?
Every time the waitress brings the check and asks, "can I get you guys anything else?" One of these two thinks it's comedy gold to say, "the winning lotto numbers?"
I guarantee it. Cheesedicks like Bob and Chris can't help themselves.
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My mind went straight to To Catch A Predator's Lorne's legendary "Oh my CAWD"
Considering Lorne and the Chipmen are all creepy New Englanders it fits.
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FWIW: If the True and Honest (tm) Marxists think throwing the trust fund kids studying theatre majors out of their ranks is going to stop me from laughing at them, I got news for you.... though Bobby's pithy little "comeback" about how his thinks are too big for mere movements still makes him the bigger cow.
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Do you consider mold from bleu cheese a vegetable?
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Mold is a fungus so no. they are more closely related to animals.
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It is actually the parody Linkara account, but still funny to me.
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"Moviebob doesn't care" could be an accurate answer for many situations.
Point #1: If the future relies on "mind labor", Moviebob's woefully underqualified for the job.
Point #2: "Movements need Thinkers™ more than Thinkers™ need movements"? Uh... no. Those capable of thinking are usually the ones who spark the movements. See Susan B. Anthony and Martin Luther King.
Point #3: "If you [disagree]: Be prepared to explain why whatever [...] you do can't be done better by someone who isn't an asshole..." If I wanted something done better by someone who's not an asshole, I wouldn't hire Moviebob; even if he did do something better than anything I can do, Bob has consistently demonstrated that he's a complete and total asshole.
You could create a Venn diagram with a blue circle representing "Evil" and a yellow circle representing "Stupid". The green-colored intersection between Evil and Stupid is where Moviebob resides.
Moviebob hasn't had any ideas for a long time. And about that "breakfast hot dog" (which sounds delicious, for what it's worth), I seriously doubt Bob's the first person to come up with that idea.
Sounds completely normal for the Talibob.
Moviebob could strip that last sentence in quotes to "this makes sense to me, a fucking idiot who believes... whatever [benefits my Hitlerian worldview]", and he'd perfectly describe himself. Under no circumstances should any level of government render vaccines be mandated on the population
Fuck off, Nazibob.
Other than advocating assault and/or biological warfare, when has Moviebob ever done anything helpful to save lives in the first place?
Lets we not forget Moviebob, who got his annoying vocal accent from Massachusetts and his wretched political ideology from Mussolini.
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Credit where due: Chris Chipman, who keeps this thread open in a permanent browser tab, finally cleaned his filthy fucking Instant Pot. Protip for Chris: Don’t forget to empty and clean the water catcher snapped into the back of the thing.
The pulled chicken looks dry as hell, though.
The pulled chicken looks dry as hell, though.
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At this point, Bob's "Thinkers vs Believer" feels less like a retard's attempt at a philosophy and more like a literal autistic comfort ritual.
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yeah, I was pretty sure that's chicken. Chicken breast, of all things.
Of course, chippas are too stupid to realize that if they want to make decent 'pulled chicken' they are NOT going to want to use the breast. They're going to want to use thighs and drumsticks. They still might fuck it up and make it dry as shit, but at least dark meat is better suited to it and more moist than the breast. It's possible, I suppose, to make decent pulled chicken breast, but these turkeys are in no way up to the task.
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Drone tech couldn't beat 70k taliban, but it will surely work against 70+ million dang dirty magats
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Yes it was pulled chicken, although I think chicken breast has its appeals.
PhillyCaralho turns out to be another member of the Creative Working Class. So how will Bobby respond?
OK, I don't know about you, but when I think of "jobs that requires you to piss in bottles" I think long-distance drivers and taxi drivers. Given Bobby has so little faith in Musk's vision of automatic driving car, I guess he'd have to abide with bottle-pissers for some time.
Christopher Columbus and The Sopranos. Michael Knowles stupid. Bob smart.
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White people, your self-flagellation will continue until all grievance is quenched, which is never.
Q: Do people who are usually called "rednecks" like MCU?
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Jesus H Christ, that joke is so old it would make my grandma say, "cringe".
The worst part is that it's so painfully bland, dumb and annoying that The Chippa would use it unironically.
I hate to be the devil's advocate but Bobby's vision about """""""""thinkers""""""""""" being the only jobs available is 95% true in white collar fields. Small power level but for all young bucks entering the work force now or looking for unpaid internships, make sure you say, "I have a strong background in data governance and big data analytics" if you're called, even if the position is to change the copier paper tray. I promise you that, in the end, you will still have to push the same button for 8 hours straight but the company only hires these sort of types nowadays since the actual job intended for the college graduate has been shifted to a 70 IQ pajeet.
What Bob doesn't get is that all the thinkers are people faking it until they make it (and they will never make it). You need a pompous title and a do-nothing job but NEVER swallow the kool aid. In an office space, Bob would either: be fired for being too commited to the company values (useful idiots are only useful for policing other people but even the corpos know when to let a zealot go) or fail upwards into a position where he doesn't have any real responsibility but his presence doesn't hurt the bottom line too much (until there's layoffs) - so the Chris Chipman strategy.
But I'm glad someone is pushing Bob's buttons on the whole automation thing. I like it when an autist is met with an even bigger autist.
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