Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

You know, what I found ironic about what you said?

The fact that Bob’s future depends on the people he hates.

Bob and his ilk think they don’t need us in their superior future but how are they going to achieve it without us?

I mean, who’s going to build the robots? They’re not going to do it, they’re too stupid and lazy.

Who’s going to fund it? Not them, their asses are broke.

You see, what I’m getting at here?

You and I have put way more thought into their ideas in these two posts than they ever have. Whose going to build the robots and program them isn't important. That's for the science wizards to figure out. What is important is we kill billions so they don't stand in the way of the science wizards who will make their neet fantasies reality. Bob is one of the most infuriating and fascinating lolcows on the farms. He's the perfect combination of window licking insane, narcissistic, and stupid. He is the absolute worst of humanity concentrated into a single person.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Bobby angwee! BOBBY SMASH! BOBBY AM HOLK NOW! HE JUST LIKE ME! FR!"
Before I begin I wanna point out the date on this. All of it's from yesterday. Bob had to go out of his way to find this dunk.

https://twitter.com/CaralhoPhilly/status/1448015447912325125

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As Philly points out no where did he even come close to make the strawman argument. Philly then mocks Bob about that and that Bob makes and this angers the Lord of Lynn

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1448386118819385353

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Bob is so angwee that he has to bring in his family to hide behind. Notice again that Bob's family is not something that Philly brings up. Also notice that Bob never says anything about him having to provide for anyone. Also also notice that Bob never says anything about either him or his family having to put in 60 hours a week to survive. Momma's now gonna have to with Bob moving back in. Pressing X on the lesser brother being part of anything high-stress.

I included TrueMetis in this as he is a faithful Bob knob slobber, a member of fold, dipshit deacon of the Church of Bob, who liked both Bob tweets and somehow failed to notice that it was Bob who decided to rehash this. "You say you're working 60 hour weeks dude? Go take a nap or something." *airhorns* How will Philly ever recover? I really wonder if I could live with myself being this obtuse and/or dumb? If I was, would I even know it? How do I know I'm not already there and I just don't realize it? Bladerunners' are gonna be knocking at my cell any minute wanting to retire the cycloptic retard replicant behind the screen.

Joking aside, is it indoctrination? It is stupidity? Is it actually autism? Is it a lack of a male role model? Is it a lack of God? What is the constellation of events and situations in a person's life that creates a Robert Chipman or any of the true and honest fans?

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

He's basically copped to both definitions being arbitrary. His inept sophistry can be boiled down to:

0) I am, always and forever, a member of Team Good.
1) There is Team Good and Team Bad.
2) The worst member of Team Good is better than the best member of Team Bad.
3) Team good deserves to win. Always. Team Bad deserves to lose, and only wins by cheating.

These inspire two more related rules:

4) Anything a member of Team Good does is Good, especially when done to Team Bad.
5) Anything a member of Team Bad does is Bad, especially when done to Team Good.

I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask it again, why these losers always think they’re the good guys?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask it again, why these losers always think they’re the good guys?

An inability to separate fantasy from reality combined with an exclusive diet of capeshit movies.

 

[LeChampion1992]

I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask it again, why these losers always think they’re the good guys?

Because these losers don't have any morals so to speak of. You see most of these losers tend to be midwits. They're maybe smarter then the average human cow but not by much. Basically bob chipman probably was last cool and Relevant I would say around 8-10 years ago.

To him he is still stuck in the mindset of 2007 that conservatives are still holding back progress and feminism, equality, and etc... Are desperately needed still.

Moviebob in other words beloved everything the TV tells him. So if the TV says Trump supporters and christans are evil people it must be true after all conventional wisdom in his mind would say so. This is why people like him can justify castrating straight white Christan males as needed because they're the bad guy. For someone like him he has focused all of his energy on imaginary bad guys because for him to fix himself would require him to go to the gym, lose weight, self reflect and genuinely grow up and mature. And unfortunately looking at movieslob the dudes going to be in his 50s and still saying the same things still.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask it again, why these losers always think they’re the good guys?

They're the hero of their own story.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Very true, but to answer your hypothetical: No, not all types of thinking/believing are good/bad. To quote a post by our august archiver of Bob's bungling:

He's basically copped to both definitions being arbitrary. His inept sophistry can be boiled down to:

0) I am, always and forever, a member of Team Good.
1) There is Team Good and Team Bad.
2) The worst member of Team Good is better than the best member of Team Bad.
3) Team good deserves to win. Always. Team Bad deserves to lose, and only wins by cheating.

These inspire two more related rules:

4) Anything a member of Team Good does is Good, especially when done to Team Bad.
5) Anything a member of Team Bad does is Bad, especially when done to Team Good.

From combinations of these rules, various Bobisms and other concepts he holds dear naturally flow:

0+2) No matter how much of a failure I am, I am better than a large number of people.
0+3) I should be mad, I am being cheated of what I deserve +2) by people who are worse than I am.
4+5) No bad tactics, only bad targets.
0+4+3) It would be good to purge the MAGA flyover states of all sentient life and fill them with dinosaurs and Hispanics.

Yeah if people like old movie slob got a chance to actually think and self reflect even on themselves for a moment they might find out that they're actually the bad guys.

 

[ChampFantana]

I'd like to highlight the following horror of this observation:

"Bob gets revenge on the people who bullied him, a sweet sex robot, and never has to work a day in his life."

Never. If sentient sex robots become reality, I'll fight day and night for robot rights. I'll debate anybody, I'll organize boycotts, protests, whatever. No robot will ever be forced to funnel Bob Chipman's stubby hedgehog.

Not to worry, any sentient sex bot would disembowel the Heavily Larded Retarded One long before taking his virginity.

 

[Bolo]

"Bobby angwee! BOBBY SMASH! BOBBY AM HOLK NOW! HE JUST LIKE ME! FR!"
Before I begin I wanna point out the date on this. All of it's from yesterday. Bob had to go out of his way to find this dunk.

https://twitter.com/CaralhoPhilly/status/1448015447912325125

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As Philly points out no where did he even come close to make the strawman argument. Philly then mocks Bob about that and that Bob makes and this angers the Lord of Lynn

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1448386118819385353

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Oh blow it out your a** with t…

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Bob is so angwee that he has to bring in his family to hide behind. Notice again that Bob's family is not something that Philly brings up. Also notice that Bob never says anything about him having to provide for anyone. Also also notice that Bob never says anything about either him or his family having to put in 60 hours a week to survive. Momma's now gonna have to with Bob moving back in. Pressing X on the lesser brother being part of anything high-stress.

I included TrueMetis in this as he is a faithful Bob knob slobber, a member of fold, dipshit deacon of the Church of Bob, who liked both Bob tweets and somehow failed to notice that it was Bob who decided to rehash this. "You say you're working 60 hour weeks dude? Go take a nap or something." *airhorns* How will Philly ever recover? I really wonder if I could live with myself being this obtuse and/or dumb? If I was, would I even know it? How do I know I'm not already there and I just don't realize it? Bladerunners' are gonna be knocking at my cell any minute wanting to retire the cycloptic retard replicant behind the screen.

Joking aside, is it indoctrination? It is stupidity? Is it actually autism? Is it a lack of a male role model? Is it a lack of God? What is the constellation of events and situations in a person's life that creates a Robert Chipman or any of the true and honest fans?

Holy shit, where does Robert manage to find these sort of assholes and I think this PhillyCaralho guy might be a troll, because Caralho is the portuguese slur for cock.

But it is funny to see Robert getting out of shape over some self-rigthous asshole in the internet, this is some mirror universe shit.

Also, why did he have to bring his family of "heroes" to flex? Sister manages "part" of a hospital, so what, she does some administrative work, 9 to 5 desk job, who gives a shit. Mother is a school nurse, oh boy bet she is really great taking kids heights and applying band-aids.

And can someone explain to me what "high stress engeneering" is. I've tried to get google to tell me, but all I could find is some poor engineers bitching at reddit about being exploited by some assholes companies, but nothing about engeneering being stressful by it self, i mean, it isn't like Chris is engeneering some contraption that is going to blow up his fatass, and think even Chris said that his work is more of a desk job than actually a creative one either way.

So it's funny to see Robert call someone sanctimonious, when at the same spit, he talks about his family being some sort of heroes, fucking hell, this is some pot and kettle stuff.

 

[EnemyStand]

"Bobby angwee! BOBBY SMASH! BOBBY AM HOLK NOW! HE JUST LIKE ME! FR!"
Before I begin I wanna point out the date on this. All of it's from yesterday. Bob had to go out of his way to find this dunk.

https://twitter.com/CaralhoPhilly/status/1448015447912325125

PhillyCaralho on Twitter: "Can't emphasize enough his entire career r…

archived 13 Oct 2021 20:34:43 UTC

archive.ph

View attachment 2622659

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1448377233953992706

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""His entire career" The same p…

archived 13 Oct 2021 20:42:43 UTC

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As Philly points out no where did he even come close to make the strawman argument. Philly then mocks Bob about that and that Bob makes and this angers the Lord of Lynn

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1448386118819385353

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Oh blow it out your a** with t…

archived 13 Oct 2021 20:33:55 UTC

archive.ph

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Bob is so angwee that he has to bring in his family to hide behind. Notice again that Bob's family is not something that Philly brings up. Also notice that Bob never says anything about him having to provide for anyone. Also also notice that Bob never says anything about either him or his family having to put in 60 hours a week to survive. Momma's now gonna have to with Bob moving back in. Pressing X on the lesser brother being part of anything high-stress.

I included TrueMetis in this as he is a faithful Bob knob slobber, a member of fold, dipshit deacon of the Church of Bob, who liked both Bob tweets and somehow failed to notice that it was Bob who decided to rehash this. "You say you're working 60 hour weeks dude? Go take a nap or something." *airhorns* How will Philly ever recover? I really wonder if I could live with myself being this obtuse and/or dumb? If I was, would I even know it? How do I know I'm not already there and I just don't realize it? Bladerunners' are gonna be knocking at my cell any minute wanting to retire the cycloptic retard replicant behind the screen.

Joking aside, is it indoctrination? It is stupidity? Is it actually autism? Is it a lack of a male role model? Is it a lack of God? What is the constellation of events and situations in a person's life that creates a Robert Chipman or any of the true and honest fans?

Roll up roll up! We have a special attraction tonight! Ladies and those with weak constitutions may want to leave, for what we are about to show you is so shocking, so horrifying, so downright IDIOTIC that each and every one of you will question the existence of God Himself! Witness the MovieBob! *screams erupt from women in the audience* Yes, did I not warn you fine folks? A 40-year old man who believes he's the elite of the elites because he stumps for formulaic blockbusters on the Internet! Fat, maladjusted, angry...don't get too close sir, he hates hard working married men like yourself. Now, be amazed as this forty-year-old man posts a "my dad can beat up your dad" argument...on TWITTER! *crowd oos and aahs* Yes, yes, quite a bit more pathetic than terrifying now, isn't it? Don't worry ladies, you can probably fight him off...

 

[A Very Big Fish]

It still gives me a Kurt Cobain-tier headache trying to think about how Bob considers himself an intellectual.

I wouldn't consider Ebert & Ropert as intellectuals and they're a million times smarter than Blobert, and I'd argue they elevated media crtitique to something worth caring about.

 

[blablabla]

hey bob you are an useless piece of shit
bob: no you see my family are the actual meaningfull members of society, not me. heh

and this guys is a thinker? lmao

 

[Wormy]

Because to him, it is. There's Mario, Call of Duty, Angry Birds, and Fortnite. Anything else is obscure nerd shit to him because he stopped giving half of a fuck in college.

By the Gods, the hypocrisy of the bold made my blood pressure DOUBLE...

Moviebob in other words beloved everything the TV tells him.

That situation is what gave us Incels. So not surprising it would give us Moviebobs too.

Roll up roll up! We have a special attraction tonight!

Sorry/Not Sorry....

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Notice that Bob himself is not using himself as an example. Chris is at least nominally useful to society as a mechanical engineer and would be moreso if he wasn't as focused on podcasts and trying to be like his big bro. His sister and mother both serve useful functions in their respective careers and what does Bob do? Talk about movies and pop culture ephemera when he's not waxing the philosophic over thinkers and believers on Twitter. What a useless pile of genetic sludge.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob seems to think people like him don't need the people he considers beneath him. Which is basically every single person on the planet that makes modern society function. [...] Once there is no need for human labor they can kill billions of people. [...] Bob gets revenge on the people who bullied him, a sweet sex robot, and never has to work a day in his life.

You know, what I found ironic about what you said?

The fact that Bob’s future depends on the people he hates.

Bob and his ilk think they don’t need us in their superior future but how are they going to achieve it without us?

I mean, who’s going to build the robots? They’re not going to do it, they’re too stupid and lazy.

Who’s going to fund it? Not them, their asses are broke.

You see, what I’m getting at here?

Yep. Unlike Moviebob, I realized that all of those cool concepts--flying cars, space travel, Jestonian high-rise buildings, and the like--were never going to happen. I have no entitlement to any of those because I have never contrbuted anything toward scientific research, not have I done anything to contribute to humankind's betterment. It's called humility, one of innumerable postive character traits Moviebob has no familiarity with.

 

[Flexo]

"Bob gets revenge on the people who bullied him, a sweet sex robot, and never has to work a day in his life."

Never. If sentient sex robots become reality, I'll fight day and night for robot rights. I'll debate anybody, I'll organize boycotts, protests, whatever. No robot will ever be forced to funnel Bob Chipman's stubby hedgehog.

Duly noted.

 

[Positron]

I didn't need to pull a Chipman, but only because I have this nightmarishly autistic memory for trivia and it was on the dust jacket of a trivia book I got as a kid. I also know he's using it wrong. He's apparently using it to mean "codeword"

Lass_Library: "working class" as the shibboleth of "Republican voters"

There is no "shibboleth for another word". A shibboleth stands alone, to distinguish one group of people from another. A pertinent example today is the two-words "trans woman" versus the one-word "transwoman". True Believers of trannyism only ever use the two-words form; terves pretending to be allies are caught because they use the one-word form.

Lass_Library means "euphemism". Being in Kiwi Farms lets me see how the LGBTs are really stupid and uncultured.

The fact that Bob’s future depends on the people he hates.

Bob and his ilk think they don’t need us in their superior future but how are they going to achieve it without us?

Bobby doesn't need you because China will deliver.

I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask it again, why these losers always think they’re the good guys?

Because they view the world through children's media.

This is what High-stress Engineering does to you:


This is the singer. He even looks like Chris.






Dave Chappell and Angel bullshit:

A man is a man, and remains a man whether he finds Chappelle funny or not.

More kitchen experiment:

 

[A Very Big Fish]

A vegetable?

Hah! You've given yourself away replicant Chris.

 

[mandatorylurk]

That sous vide cooker is $130 on Amazon, just another fucking impulse buy for the man who asks you to please. help. any. bit. helps.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Notice that Bob himself is not using himself as an example. Chris is at least nominally useful to society as a mechanical engineer and would be moreso if he wasn't as focused on podcasts and trying to be like his big bro. His sister and mother both serve useful functions in their respective careers and what does Bob do? Talk about movies and pop culture ephemera when he's not waxing the philosophic over thinkers and believers on Twitter. What a useless pile of genetic sludge.

I think what Bob was trying to do was use his family as an example of "hard working people who are suffering working long-ass hours who are soopeeryah to you, doing useful things because of the Global Situation", because as we all know, Bob doesn't even have to leave the house to do what he does. He's trying to pull the 1-up card but since his own card cred isn't enough to trump (lol) the other dude's, he pulls out his family instead. But it's not the pwn he thinks it is, given he's strawmanned dude's entire words to him.

Lass_Library: "working class" as the shibboleth of "Republican voters"

There is no "shibboleth for another word". A shibboleth stands alone, to distinguish one group of people from another. A pertinent example today is the two-words "trans woman" versus the one-word "transwoman". True Believers of trannyism only ever use the two-words form; terves pretending to be allies are caught because they use the one-word form.

Lass_Library means "euphemism". Being in Kiwi Farms lets me see how the LGBTs are really stupid and uncultured.


Bobby doesn't need you because China will deliver.


Because they view the world through children's media.

This is what High-stress Engineering does to you:
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This is the singer. He even looks like Chris.
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Dave Chappell and Angel bullshit:
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A man is a man, and remains a man whether he finds Chappelle funny or not.

More kitchen experiment:
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Why the hell is Chippa asking stoners what they do/watch while high? Is he trying to appeal to a demographic he thinks can patreon him because if they can afford to smoke weed everyday they can afford to toss him a couple bucks?

Although, you'll never convince me he never had a few stoner friends or that he never inhaled in high school.

No, chris, the "red flag" is if the words "RED pill or Black pill" were in the title. If it's Blue pill, it should be fine. Though leftist cows are rarely so self-aware...

I guess if Chris didn't stan hard for the troons, his troon cousin will disown him. Also i guess he doing it so it make bob look less thirsty? Since chris is married and shit.

Wow, fucker shelled out for a Sous Vide machine. That shit ain't cheap. Though IDK why he didn't throw the broccoli in a sous vide bag as well. Now to be fair, it's really, really hard to fuck up sous vide. About the only way possible to fuck up is the sear afterwards.