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Imagine being some boomer parent wanting to get something fun for your kid and unintentionally introducing Cinema Robert into your life.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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World - Twitter = Better World.
Including Call of Duty?
Chris's bacterial culture experiment continues:
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the chipmans cant cook for shit fuck me
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It seems pretty obvious it's a Riddler riddle, who would think it's something Batman has made? This isn't some weird esoteric adaption of the Batman mythos, it's pretty darn straight, maybe even more so than Nolan's version. Why would Robert think anyone except The Riddler had made this?
Also why has Robert reversed his sentence in the first tweet making himself into being a knowledgeable filmmaker versus being a YouTube hack farming clicks.
edit: oh god, it gets worse:
he literally doesn't even know what the Court of Owls is but that didn't stop him from "explaining" it!
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I like how Bob is working himself up over a movie where the plot isn't even known beyond "Rookie Batman fights Riddler and Penguin, and Catwoman is there in a detective story" and screaming about how the movie will be bad because it will have themes criticizing the upper class. Like is he really that paranoid over the idea of elites being criticized.
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Chris has been trying to give away that stupid fucking DVD for a year? Get the fuck outta here, even those Ollie's Closeout places would say give it a break.
Your porkchop looks more a skrimped chicken breast you fucking mamaluke
Your porkchop looks more a skrimped chicken breast you fucking mamaluke
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It's taken Chris over a year to not get 150 patrons, huh.
Big bro Bob seems to not care about his brother's success. Maybe Chris doesn't have a place in the superior future.
Big bro Bob seems to not care about his brother's success. Maybe Chris doesn't have a place in the superior future.
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sorry, forgot to close the tab with Robert in it and saw this before I did
here's the Greenwald tweet:
here's the actual joke:
Now, literally anyone (who is not Brianna Wu) should be able to figure out that this MUSLIM comedian is making a joke about the Israel/Palestine conflict. So either we can draw one of two conclusions. 1. Film Robert thinks it's anti-Semitic for a MUSLIM to criticize Israel's actions in its conflict with Palestine, a very very progressive take. Or 2. Robert is a retarded faggot who is fat and I would not have sex with him.
But wait, before we go, this episode is actually a special edition of Bobby's Girls.
here's the Greenwald tweet:
here's the actual joke:
Now, literally anyone (who is not Brianna Wu) should be able to figure out that this MUSLIM comedian is making a joke about the Israel/Palestine conflict. So either we can draw one of two conclusions. 1. Film Robert thinks it's anti-Semitic for a MUSLIM to criticize Israel's actions in its conflict with Palestine, a very very progressive take. Or 2. Robert is a retarded faggot who is fat and I would not have sex with him.
But wait, before we go, this episode is actually a special edition of Bobby's Girls.
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I assume all those personalities are the lingering remnants of women this living planetoid has messily devoured.
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Sous vide is basically a cooking cheat. Like, almost impossibru to fuck up. All it is, is cook it to safe temperature in a sealed vaccuum bag in water, then take it out. Searing is optional I guess, as I don't suppose searing teriyaki'd chops would do much more than scorch. But, unless Chris cooked it to the wrong (too low) temp, it SHOULD be OK food-safe wise.
Sous Vide is often touted as a gourmet cooking method to get food just perfect. But for Chris, it's obviously a crutch because yeah, Chipmans can't cook for shit.
Oh geez, "Headmates". This is what happens when parents (usually cluster B clusterfux themselves) heavily abuse a child. Shit like this that isn't ironic/brainLARPing is legit from trauma. Now having said this, there's abuse undertones even within the "system", note the post about how some of the personalities aren't allowed to use twitter (unless it's an emergency)? Like, Fcuking WOT, mate? This troon is so broken, they're even abusing pieces of themselves (or pieces of themselves are abusing them, however that goes).
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Souse vide with a searing on budget gristle chops. Because braising the cops and preparing a proper teriyaki sauce would've been too much effort despite taking about the same amount of time.
Overcooked potatoes because Chris was too lazy to remove them and let the broccoli cook on it's own.
Chris could fuck up pouring milk over cereal.
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I assumed when they said for those that can't use Twitter that they have 3 "little ones" they literally mean "littles"
Just another one of Bobby's Girls!
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Well, DC removed "the American Way" from his mission statement years ago as far as I'm concerned. Perry White even said, "truth, justice, and all that stuff" back in Superman Returns fifteen years ago. Rumor has it that DC actually let the trademark for "Truth, Justice, and the American Way" lapse and this stunt is a way to save face while getting some extra woke points. Frankly, I don't care anymore. It's obvious that DC doesn't give a shit about the IPs, which is true for every company in the entertainment industry.
As for Superman belonging to America. Jor-El and Lara may be his biological parents, but it was Jonathan and Martha Kent--two Kansas farmers--that raised Supes and gave him his moral foundation. Chris and Bob are merely an NPCs whose default response to this drivel is to praise their corporate overlords for being stunning and brave.
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I can smell the crazy through my phone, and it's awful.
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I'm not sure what disturbs me the most - the fact that this person believes they have dozens of people living in their head, arguing with each other like some kind of high school anime sitcom, or the fact that this person is planning on posting nude pictures of themselves as soon as they can take off their own clothing without their heart bursting from the effort. Maybe it's the fact that we as a society allow people like this to influence children and dictate policy instead of calling the men with the white coats and the nets to haul them away to a state run mental hospital.
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And of course, every one of these made-up facets of personality..... looks exactly like an idealized thin and attractive version of the beholder...... and it took almost 8 iterations before you got a significantly different hairstyle in the mix.... even these people's fantasies are boring and dogmatic. Is it any wonder modern leftist entertainment, both in creator and consumer, is such shallow, unremarkable dreck? And the only thing they REALLY get passionate about is their sexual dysfunctions and mental illnesses?
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So was Dear Leader Hillary Clinton. Unlike Marjorie Talyor-Greene, Moviebob simped HARD for Hillary.
Moviebob sides with BLM and Antifa. Ergo, Moviebob sides with terrorists. Tactics, targets, you get the idea.
I don't refer to Moviebob as an irreplaceable "person". I refer Moviebob to an object as easily disposable and as replaceable as a paper plate.
Few things would be more strange--and literally nothing more terrifying--than any sober, coherent, psychologically-sound, adequately-sighted woman allowing Moviebob's reproductive DNA into her body.
Once again with the "stupid equals evil" jazz. And, once again, Moviebob is evil if held to his own standards of intelligence.
Here's an excerpt I want to point out:
It's interesting that Moviebob is looking for an "English-to-Stupid" translation. AN "ENGLISH-TO-STUPID" TRANSLATION. It's as if Moviebob has inadvertently admitted that he's got a poor grasp on the English language and that someone needs to translate bayourouge1's perfectly legible, cogent writing into something into a dumbed-down language Bob can understand. The fact Bob's plastered as he's responding doesn't help his case about Bob being a Thinker™.
Since when does Moviebob matter to anyone other than Moviebob?
Another "Lacking Selfawareness" mark for your Moviebob Bingo cards!
Moviebob might never lose his eyes, but his vision only goes so far as his intestinal tract will allow.
Moviebob: As American as Chernobyl and infinitely more toxic.
Odd choice of wording here with "throttled by paranoia". Isn't Moviebob already drowning in paranoia over Red States whose COVID mask/vaccine policies don't affect him personally?
Once again, racist Moviebob is racist.
Moviebob is not a journalist, he's not a comedian, and he's not someone I'd trust with my life.
Unlike Moviebob, at least Joe Rogan has some idea what he's talking about.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAZIBOB!
Manchin perfectly described Moviebob!
And, by the way, I say again to Moviebob:
Of course, not every working-class member of American society becomes a bigot. Some of them turn into something far, far worse; they morally devolve into a Moviebob.
Moviebob: Mostly peaceful January 6, 2021, protestors bad.
Also Moviebob: Berkeley riots after Donald Trump's inauguration good.
Oh, please. The humor in Airplane! has aged much better after forty years than Moviebob's humor ages in forty seconds. (Even if you're not familiar with the 1970s references and the decade's disaster-movie trends, a vast majority of Airplane!'s jokes remain strong enough to stand on their own. Surely, Airplane! is still a hilarious film to this day, even if your name's not Shirley.)
Misogynistic Moviebob is misogynistic.
I'll see that and raise you a "Twitter - Moviebob = A better Twitter".
I fold. You win.
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They literally look like Chris-Chan and Yaniv lol!
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FilmRobert absolutely should not get to decide who "deserves" anything. Also, perhaps all of the cool transhuman tech is being locked up until after his heart explodes from Mountain Dew chicken, because he doesn't deserve a cyborg body and a spaceship.Movieblob said:
Bob, you're standing in the way of the Superior Future! It was you the whole time! You're the Basilisk!
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I said I wouldn't penalize that ONE burr up his saddle. Simping for Clinton is flat retarded.
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