Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Open Window Maniac]

He's keeping up the perception that he's an Elite, a polymath worthy of the superior future, and the bane of all Red Staters. He's a fat obsolescent who's killing himself with small amounts of McDonalds for the average sized person, and he knows it, so he has to project an illusion that he's something he's not. Think the Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to the man behind the Twitter account.

Judging by the number of views he gets on his video, I'm certain nobody does pay attention to him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He is that paranoid because he fancies himself an elite. All his smarmy, condescending bloviating on Twitter is indicative of him believing his just so much than all those mayoghouls, MAGAs, bullies from high school that he cannot get over, etc. Coupled with his skin being thinner than gossamer, Bob perceives any potential mockery of elites as a full frontal assault on who he is as a person and flips shit accordingly.

I think it also has to do with the fact that average right wing or independent voters criticize refer to the upper class as “the elites” while those on the left refer to them as “the rich” which makes it easy for Bob the so called liberal to clutch his pearls over it and label that type of criticism as QAnon pandering. But if his side that he leeches off of uses the elite label, Bob would try some other way to tie a Batman movie to his political enemies.

Reminder he is this mad over a movie that isn’t out in theatres yet and is a superhero movie with lots of hype that doesn’t seem to be the lighthearted shit Bob wants

 

[Boom Boss]

Damn, if Bob was reaching any harder, he’d be Mr. Fantastic. It’s so blatantly obvious that he feels threatened by people getting hyped for a DC movie (since being a Marvel shill is such an integral part of his identity) that he’s grasping for any reason to dislike it. So of course he has to associate it with people and politics he dislikes.

EDIT: Found this on Twitter:

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I saw the top part of Bob's face, and he reminded me of this pedophile.

To Catch a Predator Worlds Biggest Loser..."My mom is going to take my computer away"

I owe so much to To catch a predator, so many laughs. Whenever I'm feeling down I watch this clip, This man is literally the world biggest loser! I mean lik...

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[Adamska]

I think it also has to do with the fact that average right wing or independent voters criticize refer to the upper class as “the elites” while those on the left refer to them as “the rich” which makes it easy for Bob the so called liberal to clutch his pearls over it and label that type of criticism as QAnon pandering. But if his side that he leeches off of uses the elite label, Bob would try some other way to tie a Batman movie to his political enemies.

Reminder he is this mad over a movie that isn’t out in theatres yet and is a superhero movie with lots of hype that doesn’t seem to be the lighthearted shit Bob wants

The big reminder is that Bob is already screaming and tarding out over a movie JUST BECAUSE some Republican rag said the Dark Knight was good like a million years ago.

Oh and that his chimps and that reason I just gave may in fact be just be an excuse for Bob, because the real reason he hates dark Batman is even more pathetic. Said reason being that he is such a stupid little babybrain and SO special needs that the movie scared him and made him cry because it wasn't done like the West Batman and had blood and dead bodies appear on screen. That's scawwwy for our McNugget Graveyard who can barely understand commercials for babies.

 

[Mola Ram]

The big reminder is that Bob is already screaming and tarding out over a movie JUST BECAUSE some Republican rag said the Dark Knight was good like a million years ago.

Oh and that his chimps and that reason I just gave may in fact be just be an excuse for Bob, because the real reason he hates dark Batman is even more pathetic. Said reason being that he is such a stupid little babybrain and SO special needs that the movie scared him and made him cry because it wasn't done like the West Batman and had blood and dead bodies appear on screen. That's scawwwy for our McNugget Graveyard who can barely understand commercials for babies.

I can't help but notice that spergouts like this are also reserved for anything that looks like it might present real competition to the MCU.

 

[UserAccess]

Earlier today, I saw a recommendation on YouTube for Bob's Magneto was Right video and holy fuck, I forget how much of an out an out sped Bob was on YouTube. I associated his more exceptional stuff with Twitter.

To Bob's bullies from his school days: you should have tried harder. Clearly the farms needs to pick up the slack.

And the whole video is Bob delusionally thinking that people bullied him because he was just too goddamn superior. Bob, I can assure you that no one bullied you for that reason.

Excellent point. Any of my gifts were never the motivation for my bullying. I'd love to spin it that they were jealous of my rounded belly and diminutive height for my age, but I'd have to be a fucking lunatic to believe that. I'd have to swan dive on to the deep end of the spectrum to make a video about it.

I don't think it's a coincidence that publicly making one of my bullies read my knuckles, getting in shape, and dispensing with some of my admittedly gross habits made the bullying stop. Problems often have solutions; difficult solutions requiring time, effort, and discipline don't bear immediate results.

If you're too much of a pussy to muster those up, just say people pick on you because you're too smart. Your mother, who you're living with at 40, will believe you. In fact, you're probably in this situation because your mother didn't have the stones to tell the younger you that you're fat as hell and acting like a total asshole. She probably crammed a purse full of Twinkies in your shrieking noise-hole for a few precious moments of silence. 30 years later, you're still just a boy bursting at the seams with Twinkie guts, screaming into a bullhorn called Twitter.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Process of elimination, he has already driven away all the real women.

Except for Lindsey Ellis, they even have a selfie together!

 

[Flexo]

It's silly that Bob wants (or believes) that the perfect robot will be basically the 1930's sci-fi idea of a robot: the metal-skinned man with big Christmas light bulbs for eyes and beeping antennae for ears shambling about like a stiff Frankenstein, updated to the 21st Century styling aesthetic of glowy blue LEDs and white polymer fairings, but still just shambling about doing menial grunt tasks without question.

(an idea Futurama mocked with the character of Bender, and by extension, all of robo-society that lived in parallel with humanity, duplicating it to the point the robots had vices, delusions and criminal elements of their own, totally defeating the point of robots as tools for human utility)

Hey....

@Bender! You gonna take that from a meatbag that ugly?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I can't help but notice that spergouts like this are also reserved for anything that looks like it might present real competition to the MCU.

I imagine Movie Bob creating a Chick Tract esque comic about rejecting the devil DC for the savior Marvel. And how we need to repent our evil deeds and live in the eternal light of that one Mario character that Bob thinks is analogous to God.

 

[Positron]

What is it about Bob's twitter that brings all the troons to the yard? Autism attracting autism?

Trannies are as a rule extremely identified with pop culture. Bobby validates such identification.

You see this "agender and pan" a lot on Chris's Twitter.


And this is how he really looks like:

 

[Mola Ram]

And this is how he really looks like:

Reminds me of the Angry Kid.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The big reminder is that Bob is already screaming and tarding out over a movie JUST BECAUSE some Republican rag said the Dark Knight was good like a million years ago.

Oh and that his chimps and that reason I just gave may in fact be just be an excuse for Bob, because the real reason he hates dark Batman is even more pathetic. Said reason being that he is such a stupid little babybrain and SO special needs that the movie scared him and made him cry because it wasn't done like the West Batman and had blood and dead bodies appear on screen. That's scawwwy for our McNugget Graveyard who can barely understand commercials for babies.

Hold on where did this come from because holy shit that sounds funny

I can't help but notice that spergouts like this are also reserved for anything that looks like it might present real competition to the MCU.

Nah it's more on any movie that would be loved by perceived rivals are lauded as superior to whatever side he's on. Like he threw temper tantrums over the Sonic movie especially with how it made a lot of money and was well liked.

 

[The Valeyard]

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What fans, Chris? You still have three copies of The Last Blockbuster because no one wants to subscribe to your Patreon.

 

[Tronathon242]

Earlier today, I saw a recommendation on YouTube for Bob's Magneto was Right video and holy fuck, I forget how much of an out an out sped Bob was on YouTube. I associated his more exceptional stuff with Twitter.

To Bob's bullies from his school days: you should have tried harder. Clearly the farms needs to pick up the slack.

And the whole video is Bob delusionally thinking that people bullied him because he was just too goddamn superior. Bob, I can assure you that no one bullied you for that reason.

It really is the biggest cope of all time when you think about it. He has no justification to think he is superior, it's just his rationalization for what was either justified retaliation or him really overblowing some incidents.

I can't help but notice that spergouts like this are also reserved for anything that looks like it might present real competition to the MCU.

He didn't really sperg out with Joker, he just latched on to the talking points generated by his side calling it misogynyist and possibly dangerous. He seems to be entirely dismissive to the numerous awards and even made comments explaining how its humongous box office haul wasn't impressive.

This time is very different. The Batman has the potential to overtake all current and future MCU films in terms of box office. That's what's really stirring his consoomerist retard brain into overdrive and causing these recent outbursts. Sure, the dark tone is not to his simpleton taste, but this is a great threat to the very anemic Phase 4.

 

[Red Hood]

Reminds me of the Angry Kid.

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I was thinking Noddy Holder from Slade, except not cool at all

 

[Wormy]

Because society is dead and gone. It's been replaced by social media and social media says that your kids being queer and communist is a good thing.

Depends WHICH social media.

I'm pretty sure /pol/ wouldn't approve, nor would this place.

He's keeping up the perception that he's an Elite, a polymath worthy of the superior future, and the bane of all Red Staters.

Like me, he's going up against the wall no matter who wins, and I'll give him just a smirk and wink for it.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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I don't think Bob realizes the context of that Andy Sandberg clip.

Although it would be ironic for Bob to subtly admit he jizzes his pants to consoomer capeshit while mocking a specific brand of consoomer capeshit that he doesn't like.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is so stupid

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1450225432176074755

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "...what was the main plot poin…

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The comic

Now you might be saying to yourself "Ralph you faggot fellon there's got to be more that your lazy ass has left out put them tism powers to work". Normally you'd be right but there is literally no greater insight or thought process other than the "thesis" put in this shitty comic about a crow and a hyper idealized and impossible TIM body. Oh and all the tweets are soft protected.

Spoiler: Mad at the internet

The face of someone who also wishes to be an extinct species

https://twitter.com/AnooshInTheSun

Because I like to do this stuff I took just a little bit deeper look into Anoosh and found out he's written some articles. There's one for Salon that I'd like to highlight.

How do we reconcile warring images of a boy hugging a cop and a boy shot dead by a cop?

One paints the world the way we wish it would be. The second captures it as brown and black people know it to be

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The boy on the left crying? Do you know his name? I don't blame you if you don't. Everything about him got buried after this picture was taken. That boy was Dante Heart. The picture was taken in Portland Oregon, 2014 during the Ferguson protest, and if you don't remember that it was after it had been announced that the two cops who shot Hands Up Don't Shoot Michael Brown wouldn't face charges. Dante was holding up a sign that said "Free Hugs" when the police man took up his offer.

You may have noticed that I used the past tense of is. That's because Dante is dead. Was it those damn dirty, trigger happy pigs? No. He and his brothers and sisters were killed by their adoptive, white, super progressive lesbian moms. This is not a joke or me engaging in hyperbole. The moms drugged the kids, loaded them into a van and fucking Thelma and Louise'd themselves off a goddamned cliff and into the pacific. I will admit that the drugging is speculation as I'm not sure if any usable remains were found. It's probably accurate because those cunt lesbians googled things like "best way to knock someone out" and "how long does it take to drown". To hammer it home, they actively searched using terms like that on their home computer leading up to the wreck. I don't say this to joke because they were gay, I say they are monsters because they are actual monsters. Dante and all his brothers and sisters, all adopted, were mere props for the carpet munchers.

From what I remember they were violent with the children and wouldn't feed them properly. In 2010 Sarah was convicted of domestic assault of one of their kids who was six years old at the time. Her punishment was a year's probation and community service. Things got worse and worse for the kids to the point where they would go to their neighbors to beg for food and tell the neighbors about the neglect and abuse, though I don't remember the details. This culminated with CPS finally getting involved. The moms got so spooked that on March 26, 2018 they rounded up all the kids for one final joy ride with only the moms knowing the final destination. These two dykes chose to kill themselves and 6 children rather than live with the indignity of living in a world where everyone knew what magnificent pieces of shit they were. With the children dead we'll never fully know though I doubt the muff divers had the ability to think that far ahead. It was probably more of a "We're leaving as a family" or, in my opinion "if I can't have you, no one will".

This has been a long and depressing and not Bob related tangent. I bring it up because I find it sickenly ironic that this fucking pajeet troon who claims to be "working for racial justice and LGBTQ+ rights for over two decades" has fuck all to say about the lesbo women who adopted a bunch of minority children to virtue signal and then executed them when it became clear that the jig was up. Yes I realize that the article that's made me MATI was written in 2014 but there's been no addenum, no follow up, nothing. Doing and an internet search shows that Noosh used Davonte like his bitch moms, an object, a tool, a cum rag, and once his use was fulfilled he was forgotten about. That's what breaks my heart and pisses me off more than Bob or a troon virtue signaling.

Because Bob is a retard and, iirc, said that he didn't like Jurassic Park allow me to explain: The plot of the movie is a few people go to a zoo filled with dinosaurs, the dinosaurs break free of their restraints, and the people now need to survive and get off the island. The main plot point is where the T-rex breaks out it's pen and all hell breaks loose. That's the main plot point Roberto Retard. The main theme of the movie is that, try as we might, we cannot fully control nature and trying to bend it to our will and whims is hubris to do so. The bit that you are alluding to and the troon flat out says

is not only just an aside mentioned once in the movie, it helps to reinforce that troons are not natural because THE DINOSAURS ARE BIOENGINEERED FREAKS THAT ARE GENETICALLY PIECEMAILED TOGETHER AND NEED SPECIAL CARE TO EVEN SURVIVE MORE THAN A FEW DAYS. For all it's faults Jurassic World actually addresses this when Wu yells at the the pajeet John Hammond telling him that nothing in Jurassic park is natural because they had to use the genes from multiple different animals to to fill in the sequence. I know Bob's seen this because he reviewed it.

In conclusion, Bob and troons is dumb. If you're gonna pick a dinosaur to be your spirit animal, don't be be a Troonasaurs-dicks. Be the best dino eber!

He no where da whyte mammals at.

OH DAMN! I almost forgot the best part

It's science to cut your dick off and sterilize children. Both Bob and weeb black man told me so.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

@Ralph Barnhardt I don’t know the whole lore on Bob hating Jurassic Park but I assume its because they portray the dinosaurs coming back as a negative especially since Bob said that bringing back the dinosaurs was a good idea in one of his dumb tweets a few weeks ago

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Trannysaurus Rex