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Dinosaurs should have got with the program and been a part of the superior HUMAN future.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Call me crazy, but I don't think dinosaurs would engage in complex human politics. TERF or troon flesh tastes the same I imagine.
But this whole mentalites of "you can't like this or have this because X character/thing would think Y" and "this is now claimied for (insert alphabet movement here)" are among the worst things the Internet has spawned. Is it an attempt at owning others? Are they all like Blob in that they can't stomach the idea of something they enjoy being liked by those they hate? Whatever it is, it's incredibly grating to say the least.
But this whole mentalites of "you can't like this or have this because X character/thing would think Y" and "this is now claimied for (insert alphabet movement here)" are among the worst things the Internet has spawned. Is it an attempt at owning others? Are they all like Blob in that they can't stomach the idea of something they enjoy being liked by those they hate? Whatever it is, it's incredibly grating to say the least.
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@Ralph Barnhardt
Having seen your cultivated selection of confused idiots referencing Jurassic Park, I'd like to quote Jurassic Park:
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
The dinosaurs couldn't change sex because it was natural to them. Scientists fucked around and literally didn't think of the consequences before moving forward. People get eaten because humans keep fucking with natural biology. That's like the whole point of the movie. You couldn't possibly source a worse example to cling to.
These trans niggas is dumb.
Having seen your cultivated selection of confused idiots referencing Jurassic Park, I'd like to quote Jurassic Park:
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
The dinosaurs couldn't change sex because it was natural to them. Scientists fucked around and literally didn't think of the consequences before moving forward. People get eaten because humans keep fucking with natural biology. That's like the whole point of the movie. You couldn't possibly source a worse example to cling to.
These trans niggas is dumb.
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I couldn't remember exactly what he said so I did a little searching and was reminded of his Jurassic World review.
It's 40 seconds of him apologizing for what he admits is a movie that's probably really that good but thinks it's dated and on the same level as Minority Report, Temple of Doom, Last Crusade, and Amistad. Fucking Minority Report.He mentions that he does not care much for the original film in the beginning of this review.
MovieBob Reviews: JURASSIC WORLD
MovieBob reviews JURASSIC WORLD Check out MovieBob's other new series: THE GAME OVERTHINKER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzq9bD8I_S0 IN BOB WE TRUST: htt...www.youtube.com
To see if he said anything else about it I took to the internet at large and found these which are far more entertaining.
Dobosaurus-Fat
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The first thing I'm greeted with when I click the youtube link.
Because we didn't have enough gross dino sex imagery
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and this feels like Bob suffered a stroke mid tweet
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I also remember him bitching about feathered dinosaurs as well.I couldn't remember exactly what he said so I did a little searching and was reminded of his Jurassic World review.
It's 40 seconds of him apologizing for what he admits is a movie that's probably really that good but thinks it's dated and on the same level as Minority Report, Temple of Doom, Last Crusade, and Amistad. Fucking Minority Report.
To see if he said anything else about it I took to the internet at large and found these which are far more entertaining.
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Bob watched at least one of Jurassic Park movie and still thinks that going to the park isn't just suicide with extra steps.
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I don't think Robert hates Jurrasic Park, but he probably doesn't like some of it's themes, such as the tired Sci-fi trop of science gone wrong, humans shouldn't play gods, yada yada. Robel always post this comic from the Dresden Codak faggot whenever he wants to mock this idea:
Robert usually bellyaches this shit because "science! thinkers! Superior Future!" because he has a child's understanding of what progress is.
Also, I doubt both Crichton or Spielberg really had any serious input about the morals of scientific endeavors, the whole thing about "man shouldn't have played gods" message was just a easy digestible theme so the story could stand on something during the final monologue (at least in the movie, the book ends in a much somber way), and if science didn't go "wrong" then there would be no fucking adventure would there Robert?
That is all that Jurassic Park really is, Dinossaur adventure, acting as if it is anything else or have any incisive commentary is just streching it.
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Naw dawg if people were smart and just listened to Bob, who is continually tired of being right all the time, not only would JP work out just fine and dandy but you'd be able to get your own dino-man hybrid gf who would love you and cook you the freshest eggs straight from her cooch. That's real progress you bigot!
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Bobby's regular fairly small amount of food sent him literally and figuratively bellyaching all day. Pity me.
Bobby describes Colin Powell's legacy as "complicated"; he pulls a cowardly Richard Dawkins move and opens the floor for his follower to "discuss", using their mouths to speak what is really on his mind.
Joe Manchin:
The "I'm not highly intelligent" humble brag again:
White People Suck. Season 45642 Episode 354
Bobby does not advocate Eugenics. Because he is talking about societal influence, not genetics.
Imagine Chicago and Seattle without cops:
Moonies, hence Christians, are a death cult because they forbid the killing of unborn children.
This Jennifer Cohn sounds really well-adjusted.
Youtube video.
Glenn Greenwald predicts an age of unending fappage for Bobby:
Professor (and Lord) Robert Winston speaks the unspeakable on public TV, "You cannot change your sex; your sex is in there in every cell of the body...Overall I think it is a very sad thing that we can't discuss Biological Science without getting completely caught up emotionally with something which is really completely wrong."
When a eminent clinician, scientist and member of the House of Lords says "Do you know who I am?", he is being a bully; when a six-feet-three "Ma'am" says the same, "she" is asserting "her" right to exist.
Refusing to use the "preferred pronouns" of a "trans kid" is equivalent to crushing his windpipe.
Meanwhile we should make sure that any white-trash Trumper to be disenfranchised and afraid.
Kiddie movie, with a heartbreaking, topical twist: "people don't like things that are different"; he is just a big dog that identifies as small.
Ghostbusters:
The Batman.
Indeed Bobby doesn't like movies that look the same as each other.
Bobby is very triggered that The Batman uses real camera skills rather than CGI sliders.
Gibbering nonsense. You tell me.
Bobby wants big dumb movies, like MCU:
Hating a film because you hate the audience "can easily lead to racism" -- a pothole that Bobby has skillfully navigated around.
Full of self-awareness, as always.
All Hail CGI! It allows art direction and "cinematographers" to dawdle till the last minute!
And for 15 years Bobby hasn't been able to solve his mom's problem.
Consoom:
Catholic Thirst:
Do you miss Fake Tits? She posts a video that broke Bobby's heart: someone kicked over a hotel service robot.
And yes, Bobby is still sore over that "robot dog with assault rifles" thing:
Bobby describes Colin Powell's legacy as "complicated"; he pulls a cowardly Richard Dawkins move and opens the floor for his follower to "discuss", using their mouths to speak what is really on his mind.
Joe Manchin:
The "I'm not highly intelligent" humble brag again:
White People Suck. Season 45642 Episode 354
Bobby does not advocate Eugenics. Because he is talking about societal influence, not genetics.
Imagine Chicago and Seattle without cops:
Moonies, hence Christians, are a death cult because they forbid the killing of unborn children.
This Jennifer Cohn sounds really well-adjusted.
Youtube video.
Glenn Greenwald predicts an age of unending fappage for Bobby:
Professor (and Lord) Robert Winston speaks the unspeakable on public TV, "You cannot change your sex; your sex is in there in every cell of the body...Overall I think it is a very sad thing that we can't discuss Biological Science without getting completely caught up emotionally with something which is really completely wrong."
When a eminent clinician, scientist and member of the House of Lords says "Do you know who I am?", he is being a bully; when a six-feet-three "Ma'am" says the same, "she" is asserting "her" right to exist.
Refusing to use the "preferred pronouns" of a "trans kid" is equivalent to crushing his windpipe.
Meanwhile we should make sure that any white-trash Trumper to be disenfranchised and afraid.
Kiddie movie, with a heartbreaking, topical twist: "people don't like things that are different"; he is just a big dog that identifies as small.
Ghostbusters:
The Batman.
Indeed Bobby doesn't like movies that look the same as each other.
Bobby is very triggered that The Batman uses real camera skills rather than CGI sliders.
Gibbering nonsense. You tell me.
Bobby wants big dumb movies, like MCU:
Hating a film because you hate the audience "can easily lead to racism" -- a pothole that Bobby has skillfully navigated around.
Full of self-awareness, as always.
All Hail CGI! It allows art direction and "cinematographers" to dawdle till the last minute!
And for 15 years Bobby hasn't been able to solve his mom's problem.
Consoom:
Catholic Thirst:
Do you miss Fake Tits? She posts a video that broke Bobby's heart: someone kicked over a hotel service robot.
And yes, Bobby is still sore over that "robot dog with assault rifles" thing:
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I like how Bob is writing an imaginary plot about the Batman movie because he is eternally butthurt that they won't do a goofy live action Batman. Between this and the Mario movie, 2022 will lead to great Bob meltdowns
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Bob thirsting over St. Joan of Arc is the worst thing I've seen today.
But I guess after getting BTFO'd by Lindsay Ellis, he has to creep on women who can't tell him to fuck off.
But I guess after getting BTFO'd by Lindsay Ellis, he has to creep on women who can't tell him to fuck off.
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What important meeting Bob? You don't work. Who are you meeting with?
This is a good example that despite all his bravado and recklessness in how he tweets, Bob is still a massive coward who ultimately will self-censor. He knows full well why Colin Powell is a hated figure but yet he won't touch him the way he normally would with somebody else because he is black.
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Thirsting after Salma Hayek and Gemma Chan at The Eternals premiere.
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As much as Salma was one of the first women who taught me what my dick was for, this isn't Wild Wild West (oh lord did she look good in THAT). She's getting older, and it shows. Yeah, she's still good looking but not the belt popping hottie she used to be. Bob IS stuck in the past, though...
She won't step on you, Bob, you shameless forever uke.
Why is the phrase "Yamato Nadeshiko" going through my head? Anyway, Bob is so forever NEET that he freely admits that he cannot focus on a job for 5 seconds if an attractive woman is in the room.
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A crow doesn't know it descends from dino stock any more than a tranny knows he is not a woman.Ralph Barnhardt said:The comic
Republican + war monger + death by covid = Bad thing happened to Obsolete Bad Person. Hurray!
The above + Black = His legacy is complicated.
Eternals premier. Bobby kept a running commentary like a gossip columnist.
Literally who and the wafer layers make her look fat.
Why can't people accept that Bobby works his ass off?
MOS endorses Bobby's vision of automated parasitism:
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I can't believe that he's still trying to give away that shitty Blockbuster "documentary."
"Amazing piece of history?" Yeah, I guess in showcasing just how pathetic consoomer and nostalgia culture has become.
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Didn't Robert just call a dude pathetic for blocking Robert for his hate speech?
So Robert supports violent rhetoric against Democratic Senators?
"End the Electoral College. Kill the Filibuster."
How would these get rid of the Senate? Where, as Bernie Sanders likes to repeatedly note, the Democrats only have 48 out of 100 votes for the legislation.
In the second tweet, Robert comes out for abolishing America in favor of a global state.
How would requiring teachers to use preferred pronouns prevent the "free speech issue" of white trash Trumpers "literally" crushing windpipes of queer-looking kids?
When was this Batman film presented as "deep, challenging and referenc[ing] topical subject matter"? All I've seen is that they really want to try, even harder than Nolan, at doing a serious "Batman in the real world" type thing rather than superheroics.
I guarantee that if the Snyder trilogy was in the MCU, Robert would praise its content rather than claim there was none. And it's not even that deep, that Robert has never been able to grasp it is continuously funny to me.
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Which really makes his description of himself as a "critic" ring hollow - he's not a critic that happens to like capeshit, he's a cheerleader for one corporation/studio, and most embarrassingly he does it for free.
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"Deny you've moved into your mom's basement without denying you've moved into your mom's basement".
Also, huh. You'd think Bawstuhn was far enough north to catch CBC signals so that when cable came around, it would be grandfathered in.
Also, there's this thing, if you want a channel, it's called 'Call your local cable/satellite TV provider'.... I'm surprised neither bob nor his ma thought of it.
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My mom loves Heartland. This is Bob's most insightful critique yet.
It's a low bar, but man did he clear it.
It's a low bar, but man did he clear it.
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