Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

Which really makes his description of himself as a "critic" ring hollow - he's not a critic that happens to like capeshit, he's a cheerleader for one corporation/studio, and most embarrassingly he does it for free.

Yeah Bob sucks as a movie critic and how he acts like they are a special class is delusional since most movie critics just view it as a job while Bob views it as a badge of honor to get the masses to watch the movies he likes. Hell the fact he bitches about movies extensively without seeing them is a good sign of how shit of a critic he is since it's not like he's criticizing the trailers but making up dumb conspiracy theories about films not even out.

 

[make_it_so]

@Koby_Fish (for some reason I can't quote your post)

Also, huh. You'd think Bawstuhn was far enough north to catch CBC signals so that when cable came around, it would be grandfathered in.

Could it be because the stations have all switched to digital, and so over the air reception is no longer available in the US?

 

[The Valeyard]

Dob Chipman

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby's regular fairly small amount of food sent him literally and figuratively bellyaching all day. Pity me.
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A bad person experiencing something he doesn't like. Me be...

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Bobby describes Colin Powell's legacy as "complicated"; he pulls a cowardly Richard Dawkins move and opens the floor for his follower to "discuss", using their mouths to speak what is really on his mind.
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Moviebob: "I don't tolerate hate speech on my TL."

THIS, coming from someone who perpetually calls white people obsolete? THIS, coming from someone who deems racism against white people acceptable because it's funny and because "nobody gets hurt in any way"?

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Joe Manchin:
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For those playing along, be sure to mark down "Dehumanization of Political Opponents" on your Moviebob Bingo card.

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Remember the image earlier to which I responded with an "O RLY?" owl? Moviebob just contradicted his own "no hate speech on my timeline" statement!

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You can be an actual thinker, or you can be a Moviebob. There is literally no way you can be an actual thinker and be a Moviebob at the same time.

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The "I'm not highly intelligent" humble brag again:
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Moviebob: "I'm not 'highly' intelligent?"

Moviebob may be high, be he sure ain't intelligent--especially when he ends that sentence with a question mark.

Moviebob: "But I'm smarter than..."

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Bobby does not advocate Eugenics. Because he is talking about societal influence, not genetics.
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Under the best possible circumstances, the concept of "societal evolution" should mean that Moviebob's politics are quarantined to his own telephone.

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Imagine Chicago and Seattle without cops:
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Given that he brings up "harassing the poor", am I correct in interpreting that Moviebob is volunteering to join the Chicago P.D.? Knowing him, if he saw anyone wearing a MAGA hat, he'd probably cite them and fine them for hurting his fragile fee-fees.

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Moonies, hence Christians, are a death cult because they forbid the killing of unborn children.
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This Jennifer Cohn sounds really well-adjusted.

Yet another example of Moviebob being a Thinker™: The idea that supporting the fetal development of children is bad because it kills people? Whatdafuq, Bob?

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I'm no Republican, and I don't like voting Republican. But there's no fucking way in Hell that the worst policies affecting America right now were created by Republicans.

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Refusing to use the "preferred pronouns" of a "trans kid" is equivalent to crushing his windpipe.
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Meanwhile we should make sure that any white-trash Trumper to be disenfranchised and afraid.

Ho, boy! When Moviebob wrote "white-trash Trumper", that's the second time he's contradicted his "not hate speech on my TL" post!

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Am I openly misgendering Moviebob by referring to Bob as "it/shit"?

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Moviebob: "I nevaa said that. I don't care if that hate speech has my Twittaa handle and my avataa above it, you can't prove I evaa actually said that."

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And yes, Bobby is still sore over that "robot dog with assault rifles" thing:
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Given his record of violent revenge fantasies, that last post depicted here ("the robot can enter a firefight...") would be just a minor inconvenience on the path for Bob in his aspirations superiaa Hitlerian fyuuchaa.

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...Bob is still a massive coward who ultimately will self-censor. He knows full well why Colin Powell is a hated figure but yet he won't touch him the way he normally would with somebody else because he is black.

Either that, or Moviebob immediately forgave Colin Powell after Powell supported Dear Leader Hillary Clinton in 2016,

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Why can't people accept that Bobby works his ass off?
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[insert Rod Serling's closing monologue from the episode "The Obsolete Man"; relevant picture available upon request]

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Yeah Bob sucks as a movie critic and how he acts like they are a special class is delusional since most movie critics just view it as a job while Bob views it as a badge of honor to get the masses to watch the movies he likes. Hell the fact he bitches about movies extensively without seeing them is a good sign of how shit of a critic he is since it's not like he's criticizing the trailers but making up dumb conspiracy theories about films not even out.

To build somewhat off of parts of this, there are film and theatre critics who have transitioned into general cultural criticism and then into even broader writing. Those are the people who get feted as a special class for being "critics" with Frank Rich as maybe one of the most famous at that. And Robert very very clearly wants to make a similar transition, maybe not consciously but based on what he comments on, to become an elite broad critic.

His problem is that he can't write about any topics. He's bad at writing about movies within the niche he's supposedly a specialist on, he gets worse the less he knows about a subject.

Frank Rich isn't very smart, certainly he's smarter than Robert which probably goes without saying, and he has lots of pretty terrible opinions but he can actually write. And he can write broadly on lots of different topics. Robert can't even write coherently on his favorite topic which is not even the purported topic in his nickname.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

To build somewhat off of parts of this, there are film and theatre critics who have transitioned into general cultural criticism and then into even broader writing. Those are the people who get feted as a special class for being "critics" with Frank Rich as maybe one of the most famous at that. And Robert very very clearly wants to make a similar transition, maybe not consciously but based on what he comments on, to become an elite broad critic.

His problem is that he can't write about any topics. He's bad at writing about movies within the niche he's supposedly a specialist on, he gets worse the less he knows about a subject.

Frank Rich isn't very smart, certainly he's smarter than Robert which probably goes without saying, and he has lots of pretty terrible opinions but he can actually write. And he can write broadly on lots of different topics. Robert can't even write coherently on his favorite topic which is not even the purported topic in his nickname.

Not to mention Bob is the most blatantly biased critic out there who makes his mind up on a movie before seeing it. This doesn't even scratch the surface on how he has such a horrible personality that will make anyone not want to involve him with anything important.

 

[Koby_Fish]

@Koby_Fish (for some reason I can't quote your post)

Could it be because the stations have all switched to digital, and so over the air reception is no longer available in the US?

Well, Canada went digital too, so since over the air is over the air, should be able to get whatever signals are near enough that originally came over analog. When we had antenna, we got over-the-air US stations (except one that conflicted with a Canadian Channel of the same number) from close across the border. When Cable came in, the Cable company kept those stations (and eventually got the holdout duplicate channel back when channel renumbering to accomodate more channels via converter/VCR/upper-channel-capable digital channel readout TVs) and we still get them. It's incomprehensible to me that a Cable (or satellite) provider for the Greater Boston Area isn't carrying at least a CBC, if not also a CTV or Global from like New Brunswick, Quebec, or Nova Scotia.

Yeah farms is being exceptional again about letting the reply option be visible and usable on some posts.

 

[The Cunting Death]

@Koby_Fish (for some reason I can't quote your post)

Could it be because the stations have all switched to digital, and so over the air reception is no longer available in the US?

Idk but over in my area we still get CBC

 

[Koby_Fish]

Idk but over in my area we still get CBC

yeah Canada went digital too and cable companies that carried it before the switchover should still have it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Glenn cries into his six-figures of cash from YouTube Fot Bitcoin Goons (113K subscribers) while also posting his videos on YouTube (74K subscribers) and Twitter (1.7M followers)

 

[ditto]

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Glenn cries into his six-figures of cash from YouTube Fot Bitcoin Goons (113K subscribers) while also posting his videos on YouTube (74K subscribers) and Twitter (1.7M followers)

"" Bob explained. Great argument, champ.

Why the fuck does he say shit like this? How in his gin-addled brain does it makes sense to brag about jacking off to a sex scene. Guess he thinks putting "quotation marks" around it makes it ironic or something.

 

[Positron]

 

[Koby_Fish]

It will never not be funny to me, that Bob, who calls Christianity a "death cult", doesn't consider the far end of the "pro-abortion" crowd a death cult also. I guess because fetuses don't matter because they're not people while women (but only progressive ones that will have abortions with him) matter? Because the holy science has decreed that feti aren't people? (It decreed no such thing; a couple of courts did that but Courts are NOT "science" - I challenge bob to show how science proves that feti aren't people.) And because Bob thinks the world will descend into full Handmaid's Tale if there's no abortions, or something.

Nono, friendo, I didn't call white people obsolete. I called white mayo ghoul BIGOTS obsolete! There's a difference! -Moviebob, probably

To Bob, Joe Manchin is a No True Democrat. He might as well be a MAGAterrorist Republican in Cinema Roberto's eyes. After all, Man-chin is allowing a "mostly empty Red State" (LOL if you take a look at the density map of Virginia you'll quickly see he's full of shit) to steal the holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm) from the Brainland states of the West Coast and East Coast!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I can't believe that he's still trying to give away that shitty Blockbuster "documentary."

"Amazing piece of history?" Yeah, I guess in showcasing just how pathetic consoomer and nostalgia culture has become.

Chris could pay me to take it off his hands and I'd still feel like I was overcharged.

 

[Positron]

The premier of yet another capeshit is presumably the "important meeting" that Bobby has prepared for before he went sick; I'm not speculating the role of Chris's sous vide in this.


Let him educate you some more:


Expect endless Eternals gushing for the next month or so:




Unfortunately, some Chink missed out on this glorious moment in Asian History, because white people keep being stupid and racist:




Meanwhile we see the last dreg of self-awareness escaping from Chu-chu's tranny-addled head:




Bobby is always looking for vulgar expressions for his lust:

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What the right wing oppose to, such as state-encouraged castration of children and murder of unborn children, are all fake.


Speaking about things that don't exist:

There is no such thing as "the sacred right to vote", except perhaps in the Papal Conclave

Ashli Babbitt:

Deeper words have never been spoken.

Racist Bob Chipman continues to be racist:



Bobby is averse to both exercise and kindness.

Bobby continues to be a fan of architectural monstrosities.


Random bullshit about whores:

 

[blablabla]

bob is such a sex creepo holy shit

also what meeting movieblob, your retarded non functional brain is telling you that you are a big boy who works and matters again?

 

[c120]

Fairly enough, Bob ponders a lot and sees himself as a true intelligent critic out of all of the worst. But in reality where everyone looks at him, he is a intuitive untaught feckless fuckface saying that he's better
then anyone compared to his content he produces often with what he knock offs about. His twitter is a hostility where he shitposts often about poltics and nazis and random shit nobody talks about. He's a legit creep and possible pedophile according to this twitter reply exposing him hard on one of his tweets.


It's gets even worse later on.

"Remember kids, don't end up like Movieblob!."

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

TERF or troon flesh tastes the same I imagine.

Though it might be an issue if the dino is trying to avoid meat treated with hormones.

Robel always post this comic from the Dresden Codak faggot whenever he wants to mock this idea:

It's a shame because I used to like that comic. Not for any sort of message (What message?) but for the sheer absurdity of a caveman putting on plays with "special effects".

Mine began when someone stumbled upon our emergency IT line's number at 3 AM and used it to tell the dumb bastard on post-midnight nanny duty that she was raped at a car dealership so we should buy her a car. Because that's a thing that is reasonable. So I got to attend a string of soul-draining meetings from 8:30 AM-1:05 PM on about half the sleep I wanted. It's so insignificant compared to your great suffering that I didn't bother to tell anyone because they wouldn't care to hear it, unlike you with your positively Christlike burden. I feel so sorry for you, Bob. Really. You work so hard, it's a shame the world has it out for you and specifically you.

Wait, his nose bump has a baby brother on his eyelid? I'm even more put off.

(This is why you don't take extreme closeups of your face.)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

bob is such a sex creepo holy shit

He's a thirsty pervert who's never gotten his dick wet (regardless of what he says.) He may try to hide it with his ten-buck words, but deep down he's no different from a porn-addicted teenager with regards to the fairer sex.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Well, Canada went digital too, so since over the air is over the air, should be able to get whatever signals are near enough that originally came over analog. When we had antenna, we got over-the-air US stations (except one that conflicted with a Canadian Channel of the same number) from close across the border. When Cable came in, the Cable company kept those stations (and eventually got the holdout duplicate channel back when channel renumbering to accomodate more channels via converter/VCR/upper-channel-capable digital channel readout TVs) and we still get them. It's incomprehensible to me that a Cable (or satellite) provider for the Greater Boston Area isn't carrying at least a CBC, if not also a CTV or Global from like New Brunswick, Quebec, or Nova Scotia.

Part of me wonders why any American cable companies would bother with carrying the CBC as even the Canadian viewership of the CBC is down. And Sweet Baby Jesus! Heartland is still airing? I guess I shouldn't be that surprised. They still air the painfully-unfunny This Hour Has 22 Minutes twenty years after its best before date.

Bobby is averse to both exercise and kindness.

I dare someone on Twitter to compare Bob's niece and nephew to house pets.