Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

TFW you're so entrenched in your politics that you defend porn being put in kid's libraries because it's what you think it's what will help your side.

This is not a joke. It's a little difficult to make out in the pic but that is a drawing of a teenager getting a full penis in mouth blow job.

Spoiler: NSFL

This is one helluva hill to die upon, promoting this.

Though to be fair much like Cuties Bob isn't defending the creepy sexualization of children, at least in this tweet. He's defending the teachers who brought this to the library. However I see no place where litigation is taking place so good job retard on bringing that up. I also don't know how the check out history of a book is private information so I'm a little hazy on how it's against the law. We'll have to wait and see if he ever gets to the point of saying "we need more cartoon dick sucking in schools". I'm optimistic that that's a bridge too far even for the Lord of Lynn.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that the school board candidate is using this as a platform to get elected? I don't know. I'm still pondering that out as I am very biased against this sub cal art blow job book and am of the full belief that the public education system should be napalmed into ash like a Vietcong village. I also don't trust any governmental bureaucrat threatening retribution especially if that's all their campaigning on.

One last point to make, this faggot George Johnson's book isn't the one being shown by the mom. George's book is called All Boys Aren't Blue and is a "memoir manifesto" that talks about him growing up, getting molested by his cousin and how that's actually a good thing.

70% LCPS HS’s Have Gay Incest Book, “All Boy’s Aren’t Blue”

There are many sick “diversity” books in LCPS, but this is probably the most vile, offensive and unbelievable “diversity” book in LCPS that we have seen, and that’s sa…

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Fun fact! The book on Amazon is at a 10-12 grade reading level and has the teacher's pick tag on it.

My fellow Bobologists, if you are better than Bob and have actually benefited the world by bringing life into it, I beseech you to protect your children and get them the hell out of public schools. For any farmers outside of the US where you're not allowed to homeschool your kids my prayers are with you.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is not a joke. It's a little difficult to make out in the pic but that is a drawing of a teenager getting a full penis in mouth blow job.

Spoiler: NSFL

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This is one helluva hill to die upon, promoting this.

Though to be fair much like Cuties Bob isn't defending the creepy sexualization of children, at least in this tweet. He's defending the teachers who brought this to the library. However I see no place where litigation is taking place so good job exceptional individual on bringing that up. I also don't know how the check out history of a book is private information so I'm a little hazy on how it's against the law. We'll have to wait and see if he ever gets to the point of saying "we need more cartoon dick sucking in schools". I'm optimistic that that's a bridge too far even for the Lord of Lynn.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that the school board candidate is using this as a platform to get elected? I don't know. I'm still pondering that out as I am very biased against this sub cal art blow job book and am of the full belief that the public education system should be napalmed into ash like a Vietcong village. I also don't trust any governmental bureaucrat threatening retribution especially if that's all their campaigning on.

One last point to make, this faggot George Johnson's book isn't the one being shown by the mom. George's book is called All Boys Aren't Blue and is a "memoir manifesto" that talks about him growing up, getting molested by his cousin and how that's actually a good thing.

70% LCPS HS’s Have Gay Incest Book, “All Boy’s Aren’t Blue”

There are many sick “diversity” books in LCPS, but this is probably the most vile, offensive and unbelievable “diversity” book in LCPS that we have seen, and that’s sa…

stoplcpscrt.com

Fun fact! The book on Amazon is at a 10-12 grade reading level and has the teacher's pick tag on it.
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My fellow Bobologists, if you are better than Bob and have actually benefited the world by bringing life into it, I beseech you to protect your children and get them the hell out of public schools. For any farmers outside of the US where you're not allowed to homeschool your kids my prayers are with you.

I know. Bob's so radicalized he literally takes the side that there should be books with depictions of blowjobs in them at school libraries because "LGBTQ good!" and "all the people against it are MAGA trash!" If it was a positive biography of Trump he'd be calling for the names of the staff that ordered the book, their firing, impoverishment, and possibly even wishing death upon them.

The fact that he didn't even say "I don't think kids should see cartoon blowjobs at school" is as good as an endorsement to me. The teacher SHOULD be fired, they're clearly unqualified to be around kids.

 

[TigerGoblin]

That dialogue of "The Eternals" which people are marketing as "amazing" is really one of the reasons the MCU is so shitty. It's competent, but there is nothing really there. No quotable or inspiring tidbits. Nothing that the people will watch and quote and requote or be touched and cry or what not. The only thing that makes this quote in any way noticable is that it mentions the events in Endgame.

Which is the exact problem here! You want amazing dialogue? No. But we have references.
You want great plot? Nope. references.
How about character development? Well, its a bit lacking but those character have many references.


When does this MCU crap die?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I know. Bob's so radicalized he literally takes the side that there should be books with depictions of blowjobs in them at school libraries because "LGBTQ good!" and "all the people against it are MAGA trash!" If it was a positive biography of Trump he'd be calling for the names of the staff that ordered the book, their firing, impoverishment, and possibly even wishing death upon them.

This is a topic I don't take lightly, but given Bob's warped sense of morality and deteriorating cognitive faculties, I wonder if he would ever attempt to sexually groom his niece. Anything feels possible after Chris-Chan (effectively) raped Barb.

When does this MCU crap die?

It's going to be a slow decline as there are enough Marvel stans willing to defend Eternals and shell out the bucks to go see it.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

When does this MCU crap die?

FUCKING NEVER. IT NEVER ENDS. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CONSOOM.

Or I dunno, watch something else.

 

[Koby_Fish]

How dare the audience be excited for the next Spider-Man film instead of a snoozefest featuring a team of unknowns.

"Nono, you're doing it wrong! You consoom CURRENT product, THEN you get excited for next product!" - Bob, probably

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that he didn't even say "I don't think kids should see cartoon blowjobs at school" is as good as an endorsement to me.

Because opposing the sexualization of children just helps MAGA trash score points on Twitter! Robert’s priorities are extremely strategic!

Re: sunken cheeks, they happen with age. Even obese bodies growing fatter will lose subcutaneous fat in their faces, it’s a given. He’s not sucking in his cheeks. The hollows just fill out when he smiles. It’s not unusual, just unfortunate for Robert.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is a topic I don't take lightly, but given Bob's warped sense of morality and deteriorating cognitive faculties, I wonder if he would ever attempt to sexually groom his niece. Anything feels possible after Chris-Chan (effectively) raped Barb.

I totally get and feel you.

Speaking purely for myself, there's been jokes and speculation but until definitive proof is made I absolutely refuse to humor that Bob abuses any children, not just his niece and nephew. That's far too terrible a thing for Bob. Though as you did say we now live in a post merge world where meme magic does seem to have some sort of an effect on the world at large which is why, as admittedly schizo as it sounds, I don't wanna give any power to that.

What I do fear for them is one or both of them being trooned out. Lesser brother has said that either one or both of them have some sort of mental issues. If his boy one day has a tism fit and screams " No! I'ma girl like big sissy!" then who is the proud ally, co founder of The Fireside Alliance, that is lesser brother to deny his child their true gender? I have such little respect for the lesser brother that I can % see him going along with it, if not eagerly boosting it. Think of all the panels he could hold at his beloved troon horror con with a troon kid! That's just more opportunities for him to shill his 11 podcasts and Patreon!

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Because opposing the sexualization of children just helps MAGA trash score points on Twitter! Robert’s priorities are extremely strategic!

Re: sunken cheeks, they happen with age. Even obese bodies growing fatter will lose subcutaneous fat in their faces, it’s a given. He’s not sucking in his cheeks. The hollows just fill out when he smiles. It’s not unusual, just unfortunate for Robert.

Much like the situation with Cuties, I don’t like how being in the position against sexualizing children is considered a “right wing position”

A real shame there hasn’t been any new material since the election.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My opinion of Robert is lower than the soles of Satan’s feet. But even I don’t think he’d abuse his niece or any other kids. Robert is most at ease around children because adults scare him. I think he genuinely adores his niece and nephew and is protective of them. His life would be 200000% happier and more meaningful if he quit the critic shtick and became a manny for his niece and nephew. Their mother doesn’t even have a job and can’t stay on top of their care or basic cleanliness of the house and their father neglects them to hang out with troons and jerk off to Blockbuster memorabilia while trying to become internet famous, so they desperately need the help of an adult who gives a shit about them.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Anyone who's read my posts in the last few years will know I'm not Bergoglio's biggest fan, but there is a way to treat the Pope. Giving him a souvenir coin and then crapping yourself on his chair while you tell him all about how unfair it is that the Catholic Church expects Catholics to believe Catholic things is not that.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Anyone who's read my posts in the last few years will know I'm not Bergoglio's biggest fan, but there is a way to treat the Pope. Giving him a souvenir coin and then crapping yourself on his chair while you tell him all about how unfair it is that the Catholic Church expects Catholics to believe Catholic things is not that.

I couldn't imagine pulling that with any real religious leader, let alone one that I claim to be affiliated with. Freedom Toons did probably the best send up of Biden's "religious" views.

But in terms of extreme far-left folks and defending pedophilia and sexualizing kids, ceding opposition to it to the right was the most mind numbingly stupid political move I can think of in the last few years.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

how unfair it is that the Catholic Church expects Catholics to believe Catholic things is not that.

Except this pope is the one most likely to agree with him on that.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Except this pope is the one most likely to agree with him on that.

I know, but even Francis hasn't gone against the Church's teaching on abortion (which is why the bishops want to deny Biden Communion - believing that life begins at conception is still de fide).

Francis' likely successor, however, is another issue.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob is horny on main...again
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the face of man who has jerked off many, many times to Velma
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Velma fan vs the Daphne enjoyer

For real if your thing is fat dykes in sweaters good for you but it's a symptom of our times that we aren't choosing the leggy redhead in our cartoon fapping autism battles.

 

[Mola Ram]

Velma fan vs the Daphne enjoyer

For real if your thing is fat dykes in sweaters good for you but it's a symptom of our times that we aren't choosing the leggy redhead in our cartoon fapping autism battles.

Personally, I can see the appeal of the nerdy librarian chick over the vapid fashion plate, but I also can't help noticing that "hot Velma" typically looks nothing like she actually did in the originals 60s-80s cartoons.

 

[JayHarrison]

"Let's Go Brandon!", refering to a Southwest Airline pilot's anti-Biden flight announcement, is trending:
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But seriously, Moviebob: LOL WUT DAFUQ?

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Bobby is especially mad that such an obsolete, ignorant subhuman can learn and get a job flying a plane, while he himself, a coastal elite loaded with esoteric knowledge, rots in a waterlogged basement:
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I'd feel safer on a plane with a Trump-voting pilot and a cabin full of Trump voters than I would ever feel sharing the same cabin as dangerous lunatic Moviebob.

And, as a personal opinion...
LET'S GO, BRANDON!

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Bob's already fucked around enough. He should have found out about being on the receiving end of Twitter's Banhammer years ago.

Once again...
LET'S GO, BRANDON!

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Protesters are protesters except when the Dems call them "terrorists".
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Ahem:

Moviebob, 2017.12.21: "My goal is a better tomorrow, [...] I'm on the Progressive side because it gets me to my better tomorrow on my preferred terms, antifa [...] if properly directed can knock down the obsolete parts of the old, inferior world and ease the rise of intellect-centered, mechanized, post-national post-capitalist, secular world order wherein technological and societal evolution can carry the human species to its next level."

Moviebob, 2019.02.16:

• "Charlottesville 'happened' in large part because the cops were overly concerned with the people you're calling "antifa" and the actual nazis who showed up with guns and racewar cosplay..."
• ""Antifa" gets arrested constantly for doing (at WORST!) 50s "street gang" Sharks and Jets bullshit [...] Meanwhile the extreme nazi-but-not-called-that Far Right get's to be, y'know, PRESIDENT."

Moviebob, 2020.06.01: "'Antifa' isn't even an actual thing (but the Proud Boys are, and they're pro-Trump)."

Moviebob, 2020.08.12: "If [people] did something to actually warrant it, it's not a 'police state.' Grabbing random maybe-'antifa' kids off the street into unmarked vans in a police state. Dumb bigots getting what dumb bigots are supposed to get is justice."

Moviebob, 2020.09.29: "Holy. Shit. Joe Biden just stood up to Trump and refused to condemn ANTIFA, instead saying: "ANTIFA is not an organization—it's an idea."

See, Bob would happily call them "freedom fighters" if they injured/killed people he opposes; they're "terrorists" if they protest against things that propel him to his (unearned and undeserved) superiyaa fyuuchaa.

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MAGA trash are not our "ACTUAL poor", and Luke shares his PhD take:
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Once again, Moviebob opens mouth, inserts foot. Bob wants open borders and "refugees" to seek "asylum" on U.S. soil... but does anyone remember seeing Bob talk about volunteering to house any of these immigrants? I sure as hell don't.

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Finally, Joe Biden continues to be suffering from dementia:
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Imagine if Moviebob had given a trinket representing his home country of Dumbfuckistan to Pope Francis.

Also...
LET'S GO, BRANDON!

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As if I should care about the sexual alignments and marital statuses of celebrities.

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Also-rans? You mean, people like Moviebob?

 

[Red Hood]

What happens if a capeshit Marvel film comes out that is objectively, unquestionably bad? Will Bob still go to bat for it even if his peers are decrying it?

Will his consoomerism win out over his desire to belong?

Personally, I can see the appeal of the nerdy librarian chick over the vapid fashion plate, but I also can't help noticing that "hot Velma" typically looks nothing like she actually did in the originals 60s-80s cartoons.

This is what DC used to have with Batgirl. You basically get the "why not both" between hot redhead and nerdy librarian.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What happens if a capeshit Marvel film comes out that is objectively, unquestionably bad? Will Bob still go to bat for it even if his peers are decrying it?

No. He would never say or do anything that might conceivably help his perceived enemies. This freak defended Cuties — literal child porn — FFS.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Re: sunken cheeks, they happen with age. Even obese bodies growing fatter will lose subcutaneous fat in their faces, it’s a given.

It makes sense. The weird thing is that Bob is not THAT old, maybe the horrible price Bob paid for the exotic knowledge he now guards locked away at his basement includes rapid aging? Years were taken from his life when he read the wiki pages for Mario?

Or is that too optimistic?