Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It makes sense. The weird thing is that Bob is not THAT old, maybe the horrible price Bob paid for the exotic knowledge he now guards locked away at his basement includes rapid aging? Years were taken from his life when he read the wiki pages for Mario?

Or is that too optimistic?
Dehydrating the shit out of your body with frequent alcohol and junk food consumption doesn’t help, not to mention staying up all night sitting in front of screens. He’s not exactly a guy who’s getting decent sleep, drinking adequate water and consuming hydrating foods. Plus a lot of age-related depletion is genetic. He didn’t inherit sterling DNA, after all.
 
You know, the blessing and curse of Movie on are one and the same: he's consistent. He's reliable.

Bob. Bob never changes.

You don't get any real sagas with Bob like you might with Chris. You get some moments of ridiculousness like the Cuties defense force but ultimately he has his domains. Capeshit, Nintendo, insane megalomaniacal beliefs, and of course being a creep to women.
 
Well, Bob would definitely think pro-Christian content would automatically be bad....

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So, apparently the 2deep4U esoteric philosophy point in Eternals is "war is bad, but also we need war to drive innovation", which explains why Bob glommed onto it so hard because it's the traditional stupid person opinion. A lot of technological changes happened during WW2, which morons conflate with happening because of WW2, and then having made they connection they never test that premise by checking, say, WW1 or Korea or 'Nam and asking why those wars didn't reinvent society and generate loads and loads of brand new technology.
They don't want to think about it because the REAL lesson is that HARDSHIP drives innovation.

So if you really want to drive society to "improve" then you'll need to end welfare and social safety nets and other convenience features to drive people to overcome challenges.

In other words: Bob's darkest nightmare.
 
What I do fear for them is one or both of them being trooned out. Lesser brother has said that either one or both of them have some sort of mental issues. If his boy one day has a tism fit and screams " No! I'ma girl like big sissy!" then who is the proud ally, co founder of The Fireside Alliance, that is lesser brother to deny his child their true gender? I have such little respect for the lesser brother that I can 💯% see him going along with it, if not eagerly boosting it. Think of all the panels he could hold at his beloved troon horror con with a troon kid! That's just more opportunities for him to shill his 11 podcasts and Patreon!
My fear is that Chris and Sarah would try--at least subconsciously--to encourage their children to troon out because they would enjoy the status the "progressive" left give parents of tranny children. When you look at Chris's social media, it's obvious that he is repeating the same buzzwords and stock phrases to declare his piety to the left in vain hopes of grabbing a shred of relevancy. (Incoming Powerlevel) A member of my extended family recently trooned out and has very similar politics to the brothers Chipman, albeit without Bob's genocidal hatred of anyone to the right of Mao. By that I mean, they are very much the same kind of ultra-partisan "orange man bad" types who lack any capacity for critical thought or self-awareness when it comes to their side of the aisle. I kept my opinions to myself, but I'm skeptical that said family member actually has gender dysphoria and has imbibed in too much progressive orthodoxy. I don't know if they are seeking status amongst their peers, but the rather disturbing obsession with sex and gender makes me wonder.

In the case of Chris and Sarah Chipman, I have concerns that they'll unknowingly inflict psychological harm on their offspring. Only Odin knows if Sarah's housekeeping will result in physical injury.
 
Anyone who's read my posts in the last few years will know I'm not Bergoglio's biggest fan, but there is a way to treat the Pope. Giving him a souvenir coin and then crapping yourself on his chair while you tell him all about how unfair it is that the Catholic Church expects Catholics to believe Catholic things is not that.
Biden's a dolt but to be fair it still went better than another Democratic Presidents visit to the Vatican.

LBJ started his visit off Landing his Helicopter in the Vatican Garden then him and the Pope exchanged gifts the Pope gave LBJ a 15th Century painting. LBJ gave the Pope a Bronze Bust of a U.S. President. Which President? Lyndon Baines Johnson.

No forget that what LBJ did was actually funny Biden is the worst.
 
Well, Bob would definitely think pro-Christian content would automatically be bad....

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Not even pro-christian content. Even if the creator is a staunch catholic/christian that voices his distaste for everything that Bob sucks up to, that would automatically make him an enemy of the People's Republic of Moviebob.
So if you really want to drive society to "improve" then you'll need to end welfare and social safety nets and other convenience features to drive people to overcome challenges.
It's ironic, you know... Initially, welfare was concieved as a way to prevent the average joe from falling into communism/fascism. This is so he would have a safety net that would cushion him and not make him pissed at the state and wishing to change it. In other words, to make the individual loyal to the state by providing really hard incentives.

At this point i don't trust anything the state makes. They mismanage roads and the whole infrastructure is kept by a few cotton strings, we keep providing for people that are a burden on the country rather than the working man that goes through a rough patch.
In the case of Chris and Sarah Chipman, I have concerns that they'll unknowingly inflict psychological harm on their offspring. Only Odin knows if Sarah's housekeeping will result in physical injury.
Ironic enough, Bob seems to be the most positive person for those children. Still, i really think that eventually either the child will cave in to the pressure and tell Chris and his wife to go full troon or both of them will pressure her to troon out before she hits 15 or 14. I hope i'm completely wrong, but it's just hope.
 
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In the case of Chris and Sarah Chipman, I have concerns that they'll unknowingly inflict psychological harm on their offspring.
They will. Every parent does to some extent. But these two would 100% pressure their kids into being trans and/or some combination of LGBTQIA+ and neurodivergent. We’ve already confirmed the daughter is autistic, and it’s likely her brother is too. That leaves only their children’s sexuality as the next frontier of influence. I know of multiple people who have used fake transitioning instead of fake cancer to act out their Munchausen’s-by-Proxy with their children. The Cecily Kellogg thread is very eye-opening and Chris is pulling the same shit she did on her daughter.
Bob seems to be the most positive person for those children.
Nah. Sarah’s sister Angela is a Trump voter and vocally against mandate stupidity.
 
We’ve already confirmed the daughter is autistic, and it’s likely her brother is too
This settles it. They will troon out eventually. The question is if Chris will give them hormone blockers or they troon out after puberty.
We know the Chipman clan is doomed and cursed, but i honestly feel for the kids.
 
He gave the inhumans 2.5/4 stars in his review. "Average" for something even the most avid MCU fans deny existing.
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The first thing out of this guy's mouth
"It's a network TV show. What were you expecting?"
A lot's changed in 4 years.

Two thing I just realized about this:
  1. I had completely forgot this was even a thing and was confusing it with Eternals. Then I saw the Geek.com splash logo and the date of September 4, 2017 and went ".......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah that"


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    How much trouble did he get in with his aunt for painting an entire wall chroma key green? Did she make him return it all back to normal before he moved out? Would she make him replace the casing around the door, the door knob, and the light switch? Did she just hire someone competent to do it and charged Bob for the work? These are the mysteries.
 
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The first thing out of this guy's mouth
"It's a network TV show. What were you expecting?"
A lot's changed in 4 years.

Two thing I just realized about this:
  1. I had completely forgot this was even a thing and was confusing it with Eternals. Then I saw the Geek.com splash logo and the date of September 4, 2017 and went ".......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah that"


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    How much trouble did he get in with his aunt for painting an entire wall chroma key green? Did she make him return it all back to normal before he moved out? Would she make him replace the casing around the door, the door knob, and the light switch? Did she just hire someone competent to do it and charged Bob for the work? These are the mysteries.

I'm just surprised Bob had a whole wall, door, and light switch that had turned bright green and it wasn't some form of toxic mold.
 
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The first thing out of this guy's mouth
"It's a network TV show. What were you expecting?"
A lot's changed in 4 years.

Two thing I just realized about this:
  1. I had completely forgot this was even a thing and was confusing it with Eternals. Then I saw the Geek.com splash logo and the date of September 4, 2017 and went ".......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah that"


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    How much trouble did he get in with his aunt for painting an entire wall chroma key green? Did she make him return it all back to normal before he moved out? Would she make him replace the casing around the door, the door knob, and the light switch? Did she just hire someone competent to do it and charged Bob for the work? These are the mysteries.
It's usually taken for granted at least as far as I know, that when a tenant moves out, the Landlord is responsible for painting the walls. In that case it wouldn't matter if the walls were dull beige white or acid green, they'd be painted over anyways.
 
It's usually taken for granted at least as far as I know, that when a tenant moves out, the Landlord is responsible for painting the walls. In that case it wouldn't matter if the walls were dull beige white or acid green, they'd be painted over anyways.
He at least isn't getting his safety deposit back
 
For real if your thing is fat dykes in sweaters good for you but it's a symptom of our times that we aren't choosing the leggy redhead in our cartoon fapping autism battles.
I agree.

Though to be honest, The Hex Girls were my favorite Scooby-Doo characters. They had 3 of my favorite things,

1. Cool chicks

2. Rock and Roll

3. Jennifer Hale.

Personally, I can see the appeal of the nerdy librarian chick over the vapid fashion plate
I have to respectfully disagree.

While I hate vapid and shallow girls, I hate nerd girls just as much.

I’ve met a couple of nerdy librarian types before irl and online. And the majority were obnoxious and cynical, in addition to being fugly as hell.
 
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