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I've seen her retweeted before by Bob and I think it was about Eternals bullshit. If you're like me you'll notice that she lists something called disneyplusnews as somewhere she creates content. I was hoping for some sort of direct conflict of interest but no. Disneyplusnews has been rebranded a few times and is now What's On Disney Plus. It's a consoomer site where they do nothing but shill for the mouse. They are not part of Disney. They lay on their swords for Walt Co out of the goodness of their empty hearts.
What is their reward for such dedicated service?
19 patrons.
How bad do you have to be to do more work and get less support than lesser brother? The truth of the matter is they're most likely paid with early access, private screenings, and the occasional swag from Disney. You know, the reach around treatment. I can see why she's so enthusiastic about this movie. If my entire lively hood, nay, my being was predicated on the continued success of a thing with obvious diminishing returns I'd do and say whatever, no matter how stupid, too.
Bob says "She's writing in the present tense, in her own vernacular, in the manner of immediate reaction rather than a formal essay - that's a perfectly valid approach." Yeah, for a blog. This is not how you write something professional. Her review is hard to read because it feels really vapid, repetitive in places, and has the same feel of some airhead telling me about her totally amazing dream she had. What I find interesting about Bob's white knighting that, oddly enough, just like when he came to the aid of that Monica chick who ate a bunch of shit for defending Cuties, he's not defending the movie but his lady's honor. His simping know no bounds, cannot be stopped, and one day will miraculously leave him even more felted than he is now.
I also wanna point out that Ashley Lynch, Sean to his dad, says "It is however wild to see critics discovering that they're irrelevant to the release of critic-proof movies". I have no idea what he means by this and noticed that even Bob didn't retweet or like this. Biggest thunk there. It was liked and retweeted by Luke.
They're coming for your job Bob! We won't need critics in the soupior fucha of critic-proof movies! We tried to warn you of the tranny menace but you looked away
Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Yes but I also know funny. You…
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I'm guessing that a poor first grade teacher in 1980's Colorado held a vote to see whether the kids got an oatmeal cookie or cinnamon apple sauce for a snack when suddenly a loud mouth retard by the name of Brian Webber started screaming that voting was unfair because he really, really, really wanted apple sauce. If they voted then he might not get the dessert that required the least amount of effort to eat! An exasperated teacher failed at every attempt to placate him and just gave him some apple sauce to shut him up. Thus was the first W in Brian's very short win column.Bobby, despite his self-professed ignorance, still knows more about foreign affairs (and thus morally better) than you.
The cope over this TWO HOUR AND THRITY-SEVEN MINUTE movie is just exquisite. The review isn't the best.
Eternals Is A Game Changer & Like No Marvel Film Before It
archived 2 Nov 2021 13:26:56 UTC
Eternals is like nothing Marvel has ever done before! It opens up the doors to so many possibilities in the future of the MCU.
Sprite (Lia McHugh), Sersi (Gemma Chan), Ajak (Salma Hayek), Druig (Barry Keoghan), and Phastos (Brian Tyree Henry) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Marvel’s Eternals is a movie that is going to have audiences divided. Some will love it, some will hate it, and some will think it is just alright. However, this critic finds it easily landing in her top 10 MCU films, and perhaps even in the top 5. It is visually stunning, tells an interesting and compelling story, takes just enough from the comic books but still is it’s own thing, and of course, has a fantastic cast who all get their moment to shine.
Eternals tells the story of God-like creatures that were sent down to Earth to stop the Deviants, who are a predator species and are attacking humanity. When the job is done, or so they think, they stay on Earth for thousands of years, living as humans and waiting to be called home. Waiting to be told that their time there is done.
However, something starts to happen and Deviants are coming back. Having gone their own ways over the course of many years, they must all band together again to take them on. Exploring why they have all gone to do their own thing is interesting, and the plot here is a great one. There are flashbacks throughout the movie as it jumps through time in order to give viewers every detail of the Eternals. Seven thousand years is a lot to cover in just over two and a half hours, but Eternals pulls it off perfectly.
Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2021 Marvel Studios. All Rights Reserved.
The most obvious thing to talk about with Eternals is the fact that it is visually stunning. This movie is gorgeous to look at, there is no denying that. From far away shots of one person in a beautiful outdoor setting, to incredible action scenes with mind blowing CGI, to the time spent in space with ominous and threatening Celestials.
The cinematography here is amazing and trust me when I say this movie deserves to be see on the biggest screen possible. It is absolutely gorgeous to watch. Nearly every scene is breathtaking — and when the action is brought into it — WOW! There is a lot going on here, so seeing this movie more than once is something that is highly recommended.
Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2021 Marvel Studios. All Rights Reserved.
As a reader of the comic books, it was nice to see that there a lot of nods to them, but that the story itself is something new and unique. There are many aspects of the characters and plot points taken from comic books, but they are shaped into a completely different event, which is appreciated. It is always nice to sit down and be surprised by a movie, when you think you know what is going to happen.
For those who know absolutely nothing about the Eternals, have no fear, this movie does a fantastic job of letting you get to know each and every one of them. Their powers, their strengths, their weaknesses, but also their hopes, dreams, and fears. It is almost guaranteed you will leave this movie feeling like you got to know all of the members of the team equally.
Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2021 Marvel Studios. All Rights Reserved.
Marvel’s Eternals kicks right off with the action and makes sure there is a decent amount of it throughout the film. However, the story itself and the dialogue are allowed the breath, which is important with a movie as dense as this one is. These are all new to the MCU characters, and there are a lot of them.
For the average movie goer to be able to understand exactly who they are, what they are doing, and why they should care, there is a lot of character development that needs to be added in. Luckily this is done in a really great way that doesn’t disrupt the pacing, and doesn’t take away from the film as a whole.
(L-R): Ikaris (Richard Madden) and Sersi (Gemma Chan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo: Sophie Mutevelian ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Yes, Eternals clocks in at 2 hours and 37 minutes — but it never feels that long, and that is the important thing. When the film started to wrap up, I was surprised it had been that long. This is impressive considering exactly how heavy this movie really is, and says a lot about how well it put together the emotion, the heart, the humor, and the action.
This movie is soulful and deep — something you don’t often get with a Marvel film, so soak it up. Take it all in and enjoy every breathtaking moment. It has a lot of first for the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and that is not a bad thing.
In order to avoid spoilers I will not get into specifics, even though they are already out there, but know that one of them is very important to include in a movie like this, and I am very glad they did it.
L to R: Sersi (Gemma Chan) and Ikaris (Richard Madden) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
There is a lot going on here, and while it all could have easily been a mess, it worked for me. I was captivated and attentive the entire way through, always eager to see what was going to happen next. There is a massive ensemble cast for Eternals, with ten new heroes to explore, and to learn what they have been up to since they have been on Earth since the time that humanity started.
While this is clearly a lot of new characters to meet and get to know, it feels like each and every one got the time that they deserved on screen. They all have their moments. Some more than others, of course. Not to mention the new characters on top of the Eternals like Dane Whitman. While they all do not get equal screen time, it seems that they all get their time to shine, and have their purpose in the movie. It is very difficult to pick standout characters because of this.
Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian
. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
It should be noted that Kumail Nanjiani’s Kingo steals every scene he is in. He is hilarious, quirky, and just a whole lot of fun. Not to mention his finger gun power is really, really freaking cool. Just wait until you see it in action and try not to cheer. It is very clear that he is having the time of his life being a hilarious superhero.
(L-R): Sprite (Lia McHugh), Druig (Barry Keoghan), Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani), Phastos (Brian Tyree Henry), Karun (Harish Patel), Sersi (Gemma Chan) and Ikaris (Richard Madden) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
As for the heart of the film, that goes to Gemma Chan’s Sersi, Dom Lee’s Gilgamesh, and Salma Hayek’s Ajak. There are a lot of emotional moments involving them, and they all shine in their own way. If there was to be a main character in the movie, it would be Sersi. However, each and every other character is given their time as well. This just feels more like Sersi’s story than anyone elses.
Angelina Jolie’s Thena deals with some trauma in this movie and she is the perfect actress for that role. I have heard several people say that she is underused but I just do not feel that way. She was fantastic and did a great job with her complicated character.
Druig (Barry Keoghan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Speaking of complicated, Barry Keoghan’s Druig is one that audiences might struggle to like at times, but one thing you can say is that he is never boring. He is a very interesting character but one that will have you wondering how you feel about him throughout the film — much like his character is in the comics.
Makkari (Lauren Ridloff) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Lauren Ridloff’s Makkari is another character that will make you laugh. She is funny, witty, and unafraid of the others. She is deaf and played by a deaf actress, which is something that should be applauded. She also has some of the best fight scenes in the entire film. She runs fast — like really fast — and seeing her in action is one of the best parts of the movie.
(L-R): Sprite (Lia McHugh) and Sersi (Gemma Chan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Lia McHugh plays Sprite, and character who is just as old as all of the other Eternals, but stuck in the body of a child. She brings a lot of great moments to this character, and is sure to have you in your feels and you see her struggle. In the comic books it is well known that Sprite just wishes to grow up. That comes across in the film, mixed with her fun loving spirit.
Everyone’s powers look incredibly cool when executed, but the way that Sprite’s appears around her fingers while creating an illusion is one that stands out. It is attention to detail like this that makes Eternals one of the best MCU films.
Ikaris (Richard Madden) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Richard Madden’s Ikarus is full of surprises. He has been labeled the Superman of the film because he shoots lasers out of his eyes and flies, which is fair, but because of that he is one of the most powerful members of the Eternals. His story is a fun one to watch unfold.
Last, but certainly not least, Brian Tyree Henry’s Phastos brings heart, kick butt action, super smarts, and something unexpected to this movie. While it is certainly hard to pick favorites, he is likely to be at the top of everyone’s list. He has a lot of heart, and is unafraid to wear his emotions on his sleeve.
Oh, and as for Kit Harrington’s Dane Whitmore, fans will not get a whole lot of him. He is in the movie sporadically, but when he is, he is fantastic. Don’t worry though, we are sure to see a lot more of him soon. If you know about him from the comic books, then you know he is quite an important character. While this is not fully explained in the film, there are some hints at it, and it has been assured by Marvel that fans will be getting more of him.
Avid comic book readers will be screaming, jumping around, and completely flipping out as they are revealed. There are some new characters coming to the MCU and holy cow, we cannot wait for them to be explored. There is also a cameo voice that will literally give you goosebumps, so get ready to be coming up with all the theories, even though WandaVision taught us to never do that again.
L to R: Karun (Harish Patel), Gilgamesh (Don Lee) and Sersi (Gemma Chan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
This movie is ultimately about family. It is beautiful, touching, and all around an amazingly emotional film. There is a lot to unpack, but it is worth spending the time to do it right. That is where this movie excels. It takes its time, allowing important moments to breath. Character development is important when introducing anyone who might be sticking around the Marvel Cinematic Universe for a while, so it is very much appreciated that this film took the time to do it with many new characters.
Luckily there wasn’t much need for world building since this is a universe fans have lived in and explored for years. Thankfully there was no need to really explain the world surrounding these characters — or we could have been looking at a four hour long movie. Honestly though, if anyone could have pulled it off it is Chloe Zhao. Her vision for this movie is stunning, well executed, and simply put, incredible.
When I say that Eternals is like nothing we have ever seen in a Marvel movie before, I mean it. Sure there is action, but it isn’t at the forefront of the film. This movie is kind of a love letter to humanity, and I am here for it, even if humanity kind of sucks right now. Eternals is going to invoke a lot of emotions. Remember, this is a new Phase of the MCU and it is time to move on from what we know and love and dive into the unknown. If this is what the future of Marvel looks like, sign me up!
The outstanding ensemble cast includes Richard Madden as the all-powerful Ikaris, Gemma Chan as humankind-loving Sersi, Kumail Nanjiani as cosmic-powered Kingo, Lauren Ridloff as the super-fast Makkari, Brian Tyree Henry as the intelligent inventor Phastos, Salma Hayek as the wise and spiritual leader Ajak, Lia McHugh as the eternally young, old-soul Sprite, Don Lee as the powerful Gilgamesh, Barry Keoghan as aloof loner Druig, and Angelina Jolie as the fierce warrior Thena. Kit Harington plays Dane Whitman.
Sprite (Lia McHugh), Sersi (Gemma Chan), Ajak (Salma Hayek), Druig (Barry Keoghan), and Phastos (Brian Tyree Henry) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Marvel’s Eternals is a movie that is going to have audiences divided. Some will love it, some will hate it, and some will think it is just alright. However, this critic finds it easily landing in her top 10 MCU films, and perhaps even in the top 5. It is visually stunning, tells an interesting and compelling story, takes just enough from the comic books but still is it’s own thing, and of course, has a fantastic cast who all get their moment to shine.
Eternals tells the story of God-like creatures that were sent down to Earth to stop the Deviants, who are a predator species and are attacking humanity. When the job is done, or so they think, they stay on Earth for thousands of years, living as humans and waiting to be called home. Waiting to be told that their time there is done.
However, something starts to happen and Deviants are coming back. Having gone their own ways over the course of many years, they must all band together again to take them on. Exploring why they have all gone to do their own thing is interesting, and the plot here is a great one. There are flashbacks throughout the movie as it jumps through time in order to give viewers every detail of the Eternals. Seven thousand years is a lot to cover in just over two and a half hours, but Eternals pulls it off perfectly.
Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2021 Marvel Studios. All Rights Reserved.
The most obvious thing to talk about with Eternals is the fact that it is visually stunning. This movie is gorgeous to look at, there is no denying that. From far away shots of one person in a beautiful outdoor setting, to incredible action scenes with mind blowing CGI, to the time spent in space with ominous and threatening Celestials.
The cinematography here is amazing and trust me when I say this movie deserves to be see on the biggest screen possible. It is absolutely gorgeous to watch. Nearly every scene is breathtaking — and when the action is brought into it — WOW! There is a lot going on here, so seeing this movie more than once is something that is highly recommended.
Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2021 Marvel Studios. All Rights Reserved.
As a reader of the comic books, it was nice to see that there a lot of nods to them, but that the story itself is something new and unique. There are many aspects of the characters and plot points taken from comic books, but they are shaped into a completely different event, which is appreciated. It is always nice to sit down and be surprised by a movie, when you think you know what is going to happen.
For those who know absolutely nothing about the Eternals, have no fear, this movie does a fantastic job of letting you get to know each and every one of them. Their powers, their strengths, their weaknesses, but also their hopes, dreams, and fears. It is almost guaranteed you will leave this movie feeling like you got to know all of the members of the team equally.
Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2021 Marvel Studios. All Rights Reserved.
Marvel’s Eternals kicks right off with the action and makes sure there is a decent amount of it throughout the film. However, the story itself and the dialogue are allowed the breath, which is important with a movie as dense as this one is. These are all new to the MCU characters, and there are a lot of them.
For the average movie goer to be able to understand exactly who they are, what they are doing, and why they should care, there is a lot of character development that needs to be added in. Luckily this is done in a really great way that doesn’t disrupt the pacing, and doesn’t take away from the film as a whole.
Related: 5 Eternals Comic Books To Read Before Heading To The Theater
(L-R): Ikaris (Richard Madden) and Sersi (Gemma Chan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo: Sophie Mutevelian ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Yes, Eternals clocks in at 2 hours and 37 minutes — but it never feels that long, and that is the important thing. When the film started to wrap up, I was surprised it had been that long. This is impressive considering exactly how heavy this movie really is, and says a lot about how well it put together the emotion, the heart, the humor, and the action.
This movie is soulful and deep — something you don’t often get with a Marvel film, so soak it up. Take it all in and enjoy every breathtaking moment. It has a lot of first for the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and that is not a bad thing.
In order to avoid spoilers I will not get into specifics, even though they are already out there, but know that one of them is very important to include in a movie like this, and I am very glad they did it.
L to R: Sersi (Gemma Chan) and Ikaris (Richard Madden) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
There is a lot going on here, and while it all could have easily been a mess, it worked for me. I was captivated and attentive the entire way through, always eager to see what was going to happen next. There is a massive ensemble cast for Eternals, with ten new heroes to explore, and to learn what they have been up to since they have been on Earth since the time that humanity started.
While this is clearly a lot of new characters to meet and get to know, it feels like each and every one got the time that they deserved on screen. They all have their moments. Some more than others, of course. Not to mention the new characters on top of the Eternals like Dane Whitman. While they all do not get equal screen time, it seems that they all get their time to shine, and have their purpose in the movie. It is very difficult to pick standout characters because of this.
Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian
. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
It should be noted that Kumail Nanjiani’s Kingo steals every scene he is in. He is hilarious, quirky, and just a whole lot of fun. Not to mention his finger gun power is really, really freaking cool. Just wait until you see it in action and try not to cheer. It is very clear that he is having the time of his life being a hilarious superhero.
Related: Marvel’s Eternals: Who Are They?
(L-R): Sprite (Lia McHugh), Druig (Barry Keoghan), Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani), Phastos (Brian Tyree Henry), Karun (Harish Patel), Sersi (Gemma Chan) and Ikaris (Richard Madden) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
As for the heart of the film, that goes to Gemma Chan’s Sersi, Dom Lee’s Gilgamesh, and Salma Hayek’s Ajak. There are a lot of emotional moments involving them, and they all shine in their own way. If there was to be a main character in the movie, it would be Sersi. However, each and every other character is given their time as well. This just feels more like Sersi’s story than anyone elses.
Angelina Jolie’s Thena deals with some trauma in this movie and she is the perfect actress for that role. I have heard several people say that she is underused but I just do not feel that way. She was fantastic and did a great job with her complicated character.
Druig (Barry Keoghan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Speaking of complicated, Barry Keoghan’s Druig is one that audiences might struggle to like at times, but one thing you can say is that he is never boring. He is a very interesting character but one that will have you wondering how you feel about him throughout the film — much like his character is in the comics.
Makkari (Lauren Ridloff) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Lauren Ridloff’s Makkari is another character that will make you laugh. She is funny, witty, and unafraid of the others. She is deaf and played by a deaf actress, which is something that should be applauded. She also has some of the best fight scenes in the entire film. She runs fast — like really fast — and seeing her in action is one of the best parts of the movie.
(L-R): Sprite (Lia McHugh) and Sersi (Gemma Chan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Lia McHugh plays Sprite, and character who is just as old as all of the other Eternals, but stuck in the body of a child. She brings a lot of great moments to this character, and is sure to have you in your feels and you see her struggle. In the comic books it is well known that Sprite just wishes to grow up. That comes across in the film, mixed with her fun loving spirit.
Everyone’s powers look incredibly cool when executed, but the way that Sprite’s appears around her fingers while creating an illusion is one that stands out. It is attention to detail like this that makes Eternals one of the best MCU films.
Ikaris (Richard Madden) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Richard Madden’s Ikarus is full of surprises. He has been labeled the Superman of the film because he shoots lasers out of his eyes and flies, which is fair, but because of that he is one of the most powerful members of the Eternals. His story is a fun one to watch unfold.
Last, but certainly not least, Brian Tyree Henry’s Phastos brings heart, kick butt action, super smarts, and something unexpected to this movie. While it is certainly hard to pick favorites, he is likely to be at the top of everyone’s list. He has a lot of heart, and is unafraid to wear his emotions on his sleeve.
Oh, and as for Kit Harrington’s Dane Whitmore, fans will not get a whole lot of him. He is in the movie sporadically, but when he is, he is fantastic. Don’t worry though, we are sure to see a lot more of him soon. If you know about him from the comic books, then you know he is quite an important character. While this is not fully explained in the film, there are some hints at it, and it has been assured by Marvel that fans will be getting more of him.
The Post Credit Scenes (No Spoilers)
Of course I cannot say too much about the post credit scenes in an effort to remain spoiler free. Even though some outlets have shared major details already, I refuse to be one of those people. These scenes are best gone into knowing nothing about them. The movie itself ends on a slight cliffhanger, but these end credits burst open the door for nearly infinite MCU possibilities.Avid comic book readers will be screaming, jumping around, and completely flipping out as they are revealed. There are some new characters coming to the MCU and holy cow, we cannot wait for them to be explored. There is also a cameo voice that will literally give you goosebumps, so get ready to be coming up with all the theories, even though WandaVision taught us to never do that again.
L to R: Karun (Harish Patel), Gilgamesh (Don Lee) and Sersi (Gemma Chan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo by Sophie Mutevelian. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Overall Thoughts
The reason that opinions on Eternals are going to be so split is because this is uncharted territory. It doesn’t feel like a typical Marvel movie and for those who know nothing about the Eternals, there might be some struggling here. It takes time to get to know them all and because of that this is a dense movie. There is a lot to take in here, but it is done so well that it will should not overwhelm audiences.This movie is ultimately about family. It is beautiful, touching, and all around an amazingly emotional film. There is a lot to unpack, but it is worth spending the time to do it right. That is where this movie excels. It takes its time, allowing important moments to breath. Character development is important when introducing anyone who might be sticking around the Marvel Cinematic Universe for a while, so it is very much appreciated that this film took the time to do it with many new characters.
Luckily there wasn’t much need for world building since this is a universe fans have lived in and explored for years. Thankfully there was no need to really explain the world surrounding these characters — or we could have been looking at a four hour long movie. Honestly though, if anyone could have pulled it off it is Chloe Zhao. Her vision for this movie is stunning, well executed, and simply put, incredible.
When I say that Eternals is like nothing we have ever seen in a Marvel movie before, I mean it. Sure there is action, but it isn’t at the forefront of the film. This movie is kind of a love letter to humanity, and I am here for it, even if humanity kind of sucks right now. Eternals is going to invoke a lot of emotions. Remember, this is a new Phase of the MCU and it is time to move on from what we know and love and dive into the unknown. If this is what the future of Marvel looks like, sign me up!
About Eternals
Marvel Studios’ “Eternals” welcomes an exciting new team of Super Heroes to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The epic story, spanning thousands of years, features a group of immortal heroes forced out of the shadows to reunite against mankind’s oldest enemy, The Deviants.The outstanding ensemble cast includes Richard Madden as the all-powerful Ikaris, Gemma Chan as humankind-loving Sersi, Kumail Nanjiani as cosmic-powered Kingo, Lauren Ridloff as the super-fast Makkari, Brian Tyree Henry as the intelligent inventor Phastos, Salma Hayek as the wise and spiritual leader Ajak, Lia McHugh as the eternally young, old-soul Sprite, Don Lee as the powerful Gilgamesh, Barry Keoghan as aloof loner Druig, and Angelina Jolie as the fierce warrior Thena. Kit Harington plays Dane Whitman.
I've seen her retweeted before by Bob and I think it was about Eternals bullshit. If you're like me you'll notice that she lists something called disneyplusnews as somewhere she creates content. I was hoping for some sort of direct conflict of interest but no. Disneyplusnews has been rebranded a few times and is now What's On Disney Plus. It's a consoomer site where they do nothing but shill for the mouse. They are not part of Disney. They lay on their swords for Walt Co out of the goodness of their empty hearts.
What is their reward for such dedicated service?
19 patrons.
How bad do you have to be to do more work and get less support than lesser brother? The truth of the matter is they're most likely paid with early access, private screenings, and the occasional swag from Disney. You know, the reach around treatment. I can see why she's so enthusiastic about this movie. If my entire lively hood, nay, my being was predicated on the continued success of a thing with obvious diminishing returns I'd do and say whatever, no matter how stupid, too.
I also wanna point out that Ashley Lynch, Sean to his dad, says "It is however wild to see critics discovering that they're irrelevant to the release of critic-proof movies". I have no idea what he means by this and noticed that even Bob didn't retweet or like this. Biggest thunk there. It was liked and retweeted by Luke.
They're coming for your job Bob! We won't need critics in the soupior fucha of critic-proof movies! We tried to warn you of the tranny menace but you looked away
Bruh! They're, like, virgins n sheeeeeeit. You telling me that them passing by just doesn't make you wanna hit them in the head with a brick and ravish them untapped resources?! Taking the blood of a virgin is a sacred and ancient act that predates that nun's outdated belief in setting herself apart for her sky daddy. It sounds to me like you need to watch more Disney+ on your smart TV until you can comprehend the glories of stealing virginity from women in the superior future.
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There is absolutely no way Robert has ever read Settlers, this is simply beyond believable:
"a misreading thereof"
"a misreading thereof"
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I love pretentious swanning Bob posts like this. All the nickel words, all the highfalutin posturing ... to compare patriotism and the concept of the nation-state to fucking Trekkies. It's like biting into something with varied, complex flavors -- past the bitter, manufactured notes there's suddenly a sweet, exhilarating burst of nectar: "Ahhhh, there's the smoothbrain I came for."
No thesaurus can hide how stupid he is.
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"finally rid ourselves of gods"
We'll never get rid of "gods", when he means one particular God, because we need a higher authority to base our morality/ethos/whatever you want to call it on. In muslim countries it's Allah. In China it's the party. In America it's Christianity, though to degrees. I believe this is wholly inescapable. Even if you don't trust the words of a Christ cuck on this then look to Nietzsche. The only thing most Christians and atheists know about him is "God is dead and we have killed him" and full stop. It's the same as going around quoting "Don't judge". That phrase is not a declaration of victory. It's a man screaming in the streets the terrible future for his home now that they have progressed past the need for God.
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There are many people in this thread that are smarter than I so please feel free to correct me. There's only so much learning I can do in my cell.
The problem faced, as I'm to understand it, is we have all these systems in place that were based on this once connecting factor: The belief in God. Take that away and now what keeps everything together? They'll all have to be replaced but by what? What gives any of these new systems validity? Because we say they do? What makes yours better than mine? Because you say it does? Why should I even listen to you? Who are you anyways? Things continue this way into anarchy as there is no longer a central and connecting belief system. Essentially we have nothing in common. To get back to that point we need to replace the God that we just killed with something or someone to rally around. That is the overman, the Übermensch (which incidentally is based off of Lucian of Samosata's hyperanthropos and this this hyperanthropos is "imagined to be superior to others of 'lesser' station in this-worldly life and the same tyrant after his (comically unwilling) transport into the underworld" and if that just don't describe Bob pretty well). We have no created a new god but one that is a man. To put this into pop culture terms for any mouth breathing lurkers, it is the god emperor of mankind from Wahammer 40k. Just like in 40k you're gonna have a hell of a time convincing people that your side and position is right to the point where you're just gonna have to genocide a bitch or two until all resistance is subdued.
I don't know about all of you but I'm kinda happy with a system that put us in the air in 1903 and then on the moon in 1969. Really think about that. I took us 66 years from first entering the sky to us landing on the moon. Some guy got to hear about the Wright brothers at Kitty Hawk as a boy and lived long enough to see Neil Armstrong walk across the lunar surface. All of it was accomplished before ANYONE was even thinking of current year politics and Bob and his ilk wanna throw it all away because they somehow know better. They've ridden in on the coat tails of giants and think they're owed a seat at the table. It's infuriating and a little scary as I don't believe they'll stop until they're forced to. That will not be fun, it will not be rewarding, it will not be pretty, and there's a real chance of never coming back from it.
This has been esoteric rants from a felonious monk. Be sure to tip your waitress.
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I live in California. Barring a change in governorship next year (specifically, keeping the Democrats in control of the state), I can and will advocate for the deletion of California long before the deletion of Texas.
The act of giving AOC (a stark, raving idiot like Moviebob) a shock collar to zap Joe Manchin... maybe I'm wrong here, but doesn't that constitute a gross violation of the Geneva Convention?
They do. However the jabs do NOT protect people from the brain-destroying disease known as Anticerebrus Moviebobum. (My apologies; I never studied Latin.)
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It brings to mind a quote from Dwight Eisenhower: "An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows."
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Whenever Bob makes an impassioned call to destroy his enemies, I have to laugh. Bob's blood lust and authoritarian tendencies are at levels only surpassed by his incompetence and ineptitude. These type of threats really make those mayo ghouls quake in their boots when they are coming from a man who painted a wall green instead of just buying a green screen like a non-exceptional individual would. A man who thought if Clinton was elected in 2016, by 2019 we would be living in a world akin to Star Trek. A man who slinks away like a coward whenever his pro-eugenics, pro-genocide Tweets get any amount of push back. Truly, Bob is one to be feared.
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Probably, because it makes Bob feel cool and intelligent. Ever since superheroes became mainstream, I’ve seen lots of autistic geeks come out the woodworks and brag about things like their comic book collections.
Oh god, I miss the days where geek culture was a niche thing. I love geek culture but I was it had stayed our thing.
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I think I've said this before, but Fulton Sheen was right when he said that "if you do not worship God, you worship something, and nine times out of ten it will be yourself".
This whole shtick ("God is dead, only facts - as defined by me - matter, and anyone who disagrees is holding society back") is literally Objectivism for the woke.
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Monday: Pro-Muslim!
Tuesday: Rid ourselves of gods!
Does he think Muslim is a skin color? Like the color swatches go African American / Muslim / Spanish or Italian or something / Mayo Ghoul?
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That says absolutely nothing about the film that anyone could understand unless you're equally as autistic as Bob.
Bob's a smooth-brained retard. If he hasn't changed his "style" in the 4300 pages we've covered him over the years, he's not changing.
I'm going to guess all the normal and sane people on Twitter have finally decided to ignore Blobbo Retardo because the only people that seem to argue with him these days are just as equally retarded and have just as equally dumb politics as him.Robert is angry about representative democracy and blaming irrelevant things again:
Yes - remember, to the Woke and dipshits like Bob (but I repeat myself) Muslim=foreigner=non-white. Because these extremely cosmopolitan people base their global and progressive worldview entirely on the dynamics of the U.S.
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Gee Bob, I wonder if we were to look up the reaction you and your angels had to...Some wag called Dean Obeidallah called the GOP "a Fascist movement".
I wonder what we would find?
As far as actually funny ones go - yes.
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