Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[DarkEmoMario64]

More evidence that people can't live without religion:
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The irony of Movie Bobs love for science that was ironically so prevelant in the 90's(a decade Bob hates) is that woke postmodernism is replacing the science in allot of collages as well as elementary school and probably high school as well.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob really wants to get this 'Thinker vs Believer' thing going.

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"Believers destroy, Thinkers save."

Interesting, considering how his entire Twitter feed is about destroying Red States, destroying GQP, destroying representative democracy, destroying free speech, destroying White Trash America, destroying Mayo Ghouls, destroying the genetically inferior, destroying Democrats who don't agree 100% with him, destroying Socialists, destroying Communists, destroying Glenn Greenwald and Tucker Carlson, destroying Snyder fans, destroying Film Twitter, destroying...

 

[Positron]

Interesting, considering how his entire Twitter feed is about destroying Red States, destroying GQP, destroying representative democracy, destroying free speech, destroying White Trash America, destroying Mayo Ghouls, destroying the genetically inferior, destroying Democrats who don't agree 100% with him, destroying Socialists, destroying Communists, destroying Glenn Greenwald and Tucker Carlson, destroying Snyder fans, destroying Film Twitter, destroying...

...his blood vessels.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Jared Leto plays "Covid-Man":
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Until recently, I haven't heard jack-fucking-shit about Morbius since last year. I actually forgot this movie even existed for a little while.

Eternals, on the other hand, I've been hearing about non-stop for months on end.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob really wants to get this 'Thinker vs Believer' thing going.
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Two points I want to address here:

1. If the goal of education is to "kill stupidity", that must mean Moviebob must have either dropped out at a very early age, or his cumulative K-12 GPA is somewhere between 0.00 and 0.50.
2. If Moviebob is an actual Thinker™ (LOL!) that wants to "save" humanity, then why is Moviebob rather destroy the lives of people who have done literally never caused any actual harm?

Moviebob is fucking clueless.

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More evidence that people can't live without religion:
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Remember: Moviebob is his own deity. Remember In Bob We Trust series? Bob's probably got a higher messiah complex than Jim "Thank God for Me Sterling... and no more than 1% of what little likability Sterling has. (Personal note: I'm indifferent toward Jim Sterling.)

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Big Pharma scores another hundreds of big contracts. Hope your kids enjoy the Communion Jabs -- if they don't, the armed escorts (not cops of course) won't be happy.
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Hey, Bob, if there's a cure for stupid, we'll force it onto you as much as you're forcing COVID-19 vaccines onto people whose livelihoods have zero direct input toward yours.

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Papal Infallibility applies to the Church of Science too.
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I love it when Bobby calls someone else "dumbass".

Paraphrasing Rod Serling: "Moviebob is obsolete... so is the state he worships."

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Open all borders and let in the drug cartel!
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Bob, you're a Z-grade film critic from Massachusetts. If you want there to be less stupid in this country, you should really consider terminating your Twitter accounts.

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Bigoty = ignorance, again
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I doubt that Moviebob is educated (see "education killing stupid" post above), but I know for damn certain that Moviebob is not intelligent.

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Citation needed.

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Counter-argument: Democrats frequently make their states worse. See also Cuomo, Andrew; Newsom, Gavin.

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It's obvious Moviebob is injecting his own brand of racism into a meme in which no racism can be found.

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Assange:
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Dear realBobNitt:

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Bob "No Bad Tactics" Chipman, everyone!

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Someone called Lilly Cade wrote a very based article calling on women, especially mothers to recognize trannies for what they are.
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"I'm Moviebob, and I am NOT smarter than a porn actress."

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Edward Gorcenski:
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Yeah, because a written article has caused as much damage as a madman's multiple COD package bombs.

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Lass_Libary is a disable queer Jew. As if we needed more reason to despise him:
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Thank you, Bob, for proving inkyblackthing correct. Not just once, but TWICE!

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Edited to reflect current reality: "I really wish people stopped pretending the Democratic Party is a bastion of anti-racism and acceptance."

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Bobby repeats that he has never been fired from the Escapist. If you believe in this delusion, you need to seek help:
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Again, the only person writing Moviebob fanfiction in this thread is actually Moviebob.

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Is it Mobius or Morbius and does anyone care?

I neither know nor care.

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Cartoons are political:
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So Tom Hanks DIDN'T vote for Dear Leader Hillary Clinton in 2016... and DIDN'T vote for Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden in 2020? [scratches Tom Hanks' name off my "celebrities to avoid giving money to" list]

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Expanding on my comments about Thinker™ Moviebob "saving" things...

"Believers destroy, Thinkers save."

Interesting, considering how his entire Twitter feed is about destroying Red States, destroying GQP, destroying representative democracy, destroying free speech, destroying White Trash America, destroying Mayo Ghouls, destroying the genetically inferior, destroying Democrats who don't agree 100% with him, destroying Socialists, destroying Communists, destroying Glenn Greenwald and Tucker Carlson, destroying Snyder fans, destroying Film Twitter, destroying...

...intelligence
...human life in the womb
...human decency
...the U.S. Constitution
...freedom of thought
...freedom of responsibility
...America as a concept
...America as a country
..."jerbs" on which American livelihood depends

This list could go on for literally ever.

 

[King Dead]

Just gonna pick and choose a couple things here so as to keep from popping a blood vessel, because Bob's on a heretical tear tonight:

More evidence that people can't live without religion:
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There's a big difference between original sin as understood in the Christian faith and the "original sin" of whiteness that CRT teaches, something this moron either doesn't get or is being willfully obtuse about (so, just like Bob then).

Original sin is something that all mankind is born with, stemming from the first disobeying of God's will. This sin is what condemns humanity to hell after death. For the Israelites in Old Testament times (and their ancestors that worshipped God before Israel was a thing), sins were atoned for through repentance and sacrifice, asking forgiveness and working to follow in the upright path once more. But because these were imperfect sacrifices, God sent his son to act as a perfect sacrifice, freely giving forgiveness of sins for all who believe, Gentile and Jew alike. Belief in the Triune God is what saves humanity from its fate, and any sin can be forgiven as long as you're truly repentant; you just don't have to slaughter a cow for it anymore.

By contrast, the "original sin" of whiteness only applies to a specific group of people, those who possess a particular level of melanin or lower. It is ill-defined, though it can generally be taken to mean "anything that makes me feel bad." Somehow, this sin causes harm to pee-oh-sees, though how exactly it does is a mystery. In contrast to biblical original sin, there is no real repentance or atonement for having committed the sin of being born white. Even if you prostrate yourself daily before the altar of Woke, even if you give up everything you have to underprivileged minorities, you will still be denigrated and shamed for your crimes. There is no hope; if you were born a monster, you will always be a monster.

But yeah, you sure did make a gotcha with that one. Bet you were doing fingerguns as you backed out of the room after posting that. Idiot.

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If Bobby had paid a lick of attention to his Jesuit teachers (lol, as if), he would have learned about a passage in Paul's letter to the Philippians where, while a prisoner of the Romans, he discusses his desire for his earthly life to end so he can be in heaven with Jesus. In the end, however, he concludes that his evangelical work is more important, and thus he resolves to continue as long as he's able. The relevant passage (Philippians 1:22-26):

22 If I am to live in the flesh, that means fruitful labor for me; and I do not know which I prefer. 23 I am hard pressed between the two: my desire is to depart and be with Christ, for that is far better; 24 but to remain in the flesh is more necessary for you. 25 Since I am convinced of this, I know that I will remain and continue with all of you for your progress and joy in faith, 26 so that I may share abundantly in your boasting in Christ Jesus when I come to you again.

Anyone who worships the idea of dying sooner to get to heaven faster is not in line with Christian belief. If there are any death cults around right now, it's people like Bob fantasizing about the death of the Mayo Ghouls. Truly, he is a disgusting human being.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Lily Cade is a porn star who exclusively does hardcore lesbian stuff (so we may rest assured Bob was already quite familiar with her body of work). I believe her outrage comes from being pressured to do scenes with transwomen, which she refuses to do.

I remember hearing about Lily having a go at troons years ago. I guess the struggle never ends. But what a fucking article. I just want to pull some of my favorite quotes:
Lily Cade is out for fucking blood. If any feds see this, blame Lily not me.


"I have looked thousands of real men in the eyes and have not met one man, not once, who believed that trans women are women. Soldiers. Bull Riders. Artists. Dope Smokers. Lawyers. Men. No one believes that trans women are women. Trans women know they are men."

"I committed voter fraud for Joe Biden"

"I thought pedos got the wall?
I thought chomos got the rope?"

"Lynch Kaitlyn! Lynch the “Sisters” Wachowski! Lynch Laurel Hubbard! Lynch Fallon Fox! Make these men stand up as the men you all know they are and hold them accountable for their shame. Your fear of the truth has shoveled thousands of children down the hole in Buffalo Bill’s basement so he can harvest them for their skins. Enough is Enough."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

WB announced the New Gods movie was cancelled in April, the "bombshell" was over six months ago:


He's having a meltdown over VA in Chris Hayes' mentions about the same stuff as always:



He found time to RT'd this apocalyptic BELIEVER DEATH CULT nonsense though:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He's having a meltdown over VA in Chris Hayes' mentions about the same stuff as always:
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Jesus, it never ends. He's got this rant down to a science now.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob really likes to get involved in the politics of other states. If Bob cared so much for the well-being of other states, why shouldn’t he get into politics to own all the believers, he’s so smart (according to him) that I’m sure he’ll get a landslide victory

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

And to add to your rant, let us not forget that Internet Atheism is the direct progenitor of all internet Lolcows

No. Chris Chan was never an atheist - he believed in "God and Jesus" and at least tried to go to church regularly until he went completely off the rails and started calling himself a goddess.

What I will say is that internet atheism, specifically the Atheism+ movement, is responsible for a lot of woke stuff. Pushing for a leftist dictatorship to take over the country to stop "Christofascists" is definitely something internet atheists did, as is picking fights with Christians for no reason other than that they're Christians.

Original sin is the idea that we have an inherently flawed nature which means we're likely to do evil if we're left to our own devices. Look at the evil in the world today - at mass homelessness, at the number of rapes, at climate change, at abortion and euthanasia, at China's concentration camps, at North Korea, at the people who burn churches, and at the hatred so many people have for people who disagree with them - and tell me human nature's basically good.

CRT is the idea that white people are (not "predisposed to do", "are") evil purely because of what their ancestors may or may not have done. The two aren't the same.

 

[Meat Target]

WB announced the New Gods movie was cancelled in April, the "bombshell" was over six months ago:
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He's having a meltdown over VA in Chris Hayes' mentions about the same stuff as always:
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He found time to RT'd this apocalyptic BELIEVER DEATH CULT nonsense though:
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Bob is mad? I am glad.

...his blood vessels.

...And liver

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Evolutionary biologist E. O. Wilson (a fedora more virulent than Dawkins, although he was never embraced by the atheist crowd because they found him problematic in other aspects) has proposed that, once we eliminate religion, we can commandeer our species's religious instinct to develop creeds, doctrines, morality, rituals and celebrations in the service of Science. Perhaps this is already happening in some quarters.

And we arrive to the Dark Age of Technology. I wonder when we will start to see high priests of science and a bonafide science pope who essentially speaks the undeniable truth... And we know that these people will most likely be bought. This is also something that Bob obviates since, for some reason, he thinks that scientists are incorruptible saints that only work for the betterment of mankind.

Someone called Lilly Cade wrote a very based article calling on women, especially mothers to recognize trannies for what they are.

This article was featured on the Kevin Gibes thread and it was pretty funny IMO. Article mainly speaks about trannies being what we know they are: Degenerate coomers who just want to perv up on women. The article goes places beign quite aggressive on calling trannies horrible rape machines and how they destroy and devaluate everything women have built and achieved to the point of being almost schizo rambling. This last part made the "manifesto" a quite funny read, but it really helped paint TERFs as some deranged rage monsters that want to kill all trannies.

And btw, the author is a porn actress, which people are already using against her.

CRT is the idea that white people are (not "predisposed to do", "are") evil purely because of what their ancestors may or may not have done. The two aren't the same.

Not only that. Remember that baptism is something that cleans the original sin from you. Meanwhile, you cannot be cured from racism no matter how hard you try. Just because of your skin color, you are evil no matter what you do. Since moment zero, you were evil and everything you do will be evil just because you're white.

There is no point in comparison.

 

[UserAccess]

I caught up with this thread and man, some of Bob's bellyaching has just been a treasure. The recent histrionic moaning about regional politics that shouldn't concern him in the slightest is a refreshing after dinner mint.

I couldn't figure out why I was relishing it so much, but then I realized that he's wasted Tweet after long winded Tweet proselytizing to no one. Nobody's saying, "Wow, I didn't see it that way before. Thanks, Bob. You've really opened my eyes." There's a variety pack of degenerates and freaks with one too many or few dicks that hang around his handle for asspats, but that's it. Nobody else cares. Nothing will ever change from his furiously fat thumbs channeling his pickled anger.

That's the beauty of it. Right now, there's some Vtuber playing Apex Legends while a filter makes her a giraffe or something. How awesome is this world we live in? One stream from that holofiltered giraffe will have more success and influence than Bob Chipman ever will, and that's exactly the way it should be.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It wasn't just the two state elections. This was an entire night rejecting the SUPERIOR FUTURE. Both states are supposedly 21st Century America (voted for Obama, Clinton and Biden) and yet White Trash America just ran them to effectively 50/50 ties something Robert was denying was true about the country literally like a week ago. In the mayoral elections, all 21st Century America cities, moderate Democrats beat the progressives/socialists in Buffalo, Seattle, Minneapolis and New York City, a Republican won in Miami, the Defund The Police proposition in Minneapolis lost. The ONLY place a progressive won was in Robert's backyard, Boston. And it's his third favorite Wu after Naomi and Brianna, someone he's only tweeted about once and didn't even mention tonight while crying over Virginia.

 

[Ecto-1A]

Wait until New Jersey gets their results in order

 

[Koby_Fish]

I had a feeling Glenn Youngkin whipping Terry McAuliffe in VA tonight would provoke Bob into a frenzy of hilarious idiocy, and I was not disappointed.

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the fact that Bob couldn't possibly comprehend that Terry McAuliffe has WAY WAY too much CLINTON BAGGAGE to get elected in a purple state like Virginia (because Dear Leader Hillary Can Currently Do No Wrong) just goes to show just how out-of-touch he really is.

Also, yeah, NO, bob. If a teacher that is presumably trying to "help children evolve beyond stupidity" is basically telling hundreds of children that they are Evil For Being Born White (whether they specifically set out to say, or that's what the kids interpreted all the CRT/"diversity training" as), and the kids are then asking their parents if they are in fact Evil For Being Born White, THEY ARE NOT HELPING ANYTHING. They are doing the opposite of helping. It's child abuse and educational malpractice. If Bob wants to argue that the Teachers are in fact not (supposed to be) teaching kids White Is Inherently Genetically Bad, if that's what the kids end up picking up on, the teachers are NOT the experts/professionals they claim to be, because they are DOING IT WRONG.

Bob is of course childless, but I wonder what Chris would think if Republicans took a similar stance and basically told him to fuck off if he objected to something Republicans want to teach HIS KIDS, AGAINST HIS WISHES, in school.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob is of course childless, but I wonder what Chris would think if Republicans took a similar stance and basically told him to fuck off if he objected to something Republicans want to teach HIS KIDS, AGAINST HIS WISHES, in school.

Too bad the Chipmans are beyond empathy. Putting themlseves into other people's shoes? Nonsense! Even if you did that experiment, it would amount to nothing and it would teach nothing to Chris. He would be willing to ruin the lives of his kids so long it is within the realm of being politically cool.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Just gonna pick and choose a couple things here so as to keep from popping a blood vessel, because Bob's on a heretical tear tonight:

There's a big difference between original sin as understood in the Christian faith and the "original sin" of whiteness that CRT teaches, something this moron either doesn't get or is being willfully obtuse about (so, just like Bob then).

Original sin is something that all mankind is born with, stemming from the first disobeying of God's will. This sin is what condemns humanity to hell after death. For the Israelites in Old Testament times (and their ancestors that worshipped God before Israel was a thing), sins were atoned for through repentance and sacrifice, asking forgiveness and working to follow in the upright path once more. But because these were imperfect sacrifices, God sent his son to act as a perfect sacrifice, freely giving forgiveness of sins for all who believe, Gentile and Jew alike. Belief in the Triune God is what saves humanity from its fate, and any sin can be forgiven as long as you're truly repentant; you just don't have to slaughter a cow for it anymore.

By contrast, the "original sin" of whiteness only applies to a specific group of people, those who possess a particular level of melanin or lower. It is ill-defined, though it can generally be taken to mean "anything that makes me feel bad." Somehow, this sin causes harm to pee-oh-sees, though how exactly it does is a mystery. In contrast to biblical original sin, there is no real repentance or atonement for having committed the sin of being born white. Even if you prostrate yourself daily before the altar of Woke, even if you give up everything you have to underprivileged minorities, you will still be denigrated and shamed for your crimes. There is no hope; if you were born a monster, you will always be a monster.

But yeah, you sure did make a gotcha with that one. Bet you were doing fingerguns as you backed out of the room after posting that. Idiot.

If Bobby had paid a lick of attention to his Jesuit teachers (lol, as if), he would have learned about a passage in Paul's letter to the Philippians where, while a prisoner of the Romans, he discusses his desire for his earthly life to end so he can be in heaven with Jesus. In the end, however, he concludes that his evangelical work is more important, and thus he resolves to continue as long as he's able. The relevant passage (Philippians 1:22-26):

Anyone who worships the idea of dying sooner to get to heaven faster is not in line with Christian belief. If there are any death cults around right now, it's people like Bob fantasizing about the death of the Mayo Ghouls. Truly, he is a disgusting human being.

Bob having been raised and educated Catholic absolutely SHOULD know better about Original Sin (but he doesn't, of course he doesn't, he's a smoothbrained crayon-eating, paste-consooming, blue curtain analyzing exceptional individual). The fact he can't even pick up on the incorrectness and oversimplification of the bullshit he retweeted there speaks volumes - not to mention the absolutely positively exceptional expectation that Christians unquestioningly accept CRT "original sin" as true and with open arms because they're familiar with the Christian understanding of "original sin". The fact that he can't see CRT as a commie grift intended specifically to destabilize and demoralize the population and tear it apart so that someday some latter-day Bolshevik can put him up against a wall for being a useless idiot, also speaks to his dearth of functioning grey matter.

As in, did Bob ever actually comprehend salvation? Personally, I don't think he did, and neither does the r-tard he retweeted (though who knows about that other person and what religious information they had). You'd have to be completely fucking clueless about how Original Sin and forgiveness and salvation work, to think that the CRT version of "original sin" is 1) Valid and 2) exactly the same as that found in Christianity - or, heaven forbid, the "correct"/more 'scientific' version of it. Bob doesn't understand forgiveness in its entirety, and he probably should have paid more attention when the priest/nuns/whoever brought up the parable of the Unforgiving Servant. Bob refuses to forgive the nameless faceless "worthless troglodytes" who "stole the Soopeeryah Fyootchah" that he "earned". So therefore he thinks it's perfectly ok to have Unforgivable Sins that exist because of What a Person Is, which is like the very Jim Crow-ish stuff that spawned the civil rights movement in the first place, where peeo'sees were barred from things simply based on what they looked like.

But, if Bob and his ilk didn't have double standards, hell, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

 

[LiquidKid]

Robert throws LGBT+ under the bus to protect Chris Pratt (and Garfield):
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Robert reads a headline, claims he CALLED IT even though the headline seemingly cannot be true if you look at a calendar:
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Also he did NOT call it:
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In searching these I found one he DID CALL but has never acknowledged:
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You know, part of me expected Bob to do everything in his power to shield Chris Pratt because “muh marvel” despite his seething at the mario movie… but a stronger part of me really wanted to see him sperg out about it.

Yeah, Nathen Mazri is pissed, but he’s just a petty muslim, Bob is much more entitled with his bitching