Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Let's compare and contrast:

Hitler:

• Was a failed painter

I don't know, he was a pretty impressive landscape artist. Too bad his portrait skills were subpar.

 

[Josterman]

I love this. Because it shows just how bad at humor he is. Like this isn't much of an exaggeration, nor is it ironic. Like its not really a twist on anything. Bob actually would just launch is enemies out of a catapult.

Its just really telling of his humor and what he thinks a joke is

the fact the bill palmer aka the guy who runs that account replied back is another lolocow careercow says something. The saying is true lolcows flock together

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hitler was able to personally seduce people who could organize a bunch of literal faggots into the base for what he then turned into the largest political party in his country and maneuvered his way to absolute power despite nobody in power wanting him to ever become Chancellor let alone Fuhrer.

Robert just votes lockstep for a single political party that already dominates his area and whines on Twitter because he will never have power over anyone.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Hitler would love men like Bob.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

It's not just black and white, it's also really fucking stupid. What constitutes "black" and "white" is inconsistent, absurd, illogical and has no grounding in anything other than Bob's current emotions. It's like Chris Chan's ideology. "The Jerkops are bad and evil because they won't let me find a sweetheart, so I'm going to make them mentally disabled, hypnotized and brutally beaten by me and my hedgehog pals."

Exactly!

Bob and his ilk’s black and white morality is grounded in their personal biases. Everything they think is good and bad is based on what they love and hate. Which, like you said, is stupid.

That would be like me saying waffles are evil just because I don’t like them.

 

[Uzumaki]

I don't know, he was a pretty impressive landscape artist. Too bad his portrait skills were subpar.

If I may be a pseudo-intellectual for a second and jack off directly into your face: take a look at how Hitler drew faces. Tells you everything you need to know about how he saw other people.

Hahaha no it doesn't.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I saw Eternals today, and It's a gigantic piece of boring shit.

My god, is it boring.

Bob is a fucking imbecile for giving this an 8 out of 10. If ANY other studio made this, and there was a less diverse cast, he would be ripping it to shreds.

It's the worst MCU movie BY FAR. It's not even close. I'd watch Thor 2 twice before watching this again. Watching Thor 2 twice would probably not even be as long as this fucking slog.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I saw Eternals today, and It's a gigantic piece of boring shit.

My god, is it boring.

Bob is a fucking imbecile for giving this an 8 out of 10. If ANY other studio made this, and there was a less diverse cast, he would be ripping it to shreds.

It's the worst MCU movie BY FAR. It's not even close. I'd watch Thor 2 twice before watching this again. Watching Thor 2 twice would probably not even be as long as this fucking slog.

While I don't agree with the extent of that last sentence. I still agree this was a chore, and it's tied with Dune as the most boring films I've seen all year. There was not much they could have done since these characters aren't good enough for a comic run. Let alone a stand-alone flick.

I kinda wish Bob would leave the MCU so many of us that aren't pompous assholes can enjoy it without him spouting constant shit.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

While I don't agree with the extent of that last sentence. I still agree this was a chore, and it's tied with Dune as the most boring films I've seen all year. There was not much they could have done since these characters aren't good enough for a comic run. Let alone a stand-alone flick.

I kinda wish Bob would leave the MCU so many of us that aren't pompous assholes can enjoy it without him spouting constant shit.

Maybe I was in bad mood because I didn't even want to see it. I went because somebody else wanted to. Even she thought it was just "okay".

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Hey let's not forget Hitler fucked his niece and Ava Braun so yeah unlike Blobby he didn't die a virgin.

 

[Steelatlas]

Let's compare and contrast:

Hitler:

• Was a soldier who fought in World War 1
• Was a failed painter
• Wrote a book that captured the hearts and minds of his countrymen
• Turned his failing country into an industrial, scientific, and military powerhouse

Bob:

• Is a veteran of the great Console Wars
• Is a failed YouTuber
• Wrote a book that is lambasted by all who read it
• Failed at being an adult so badly he had to move back in with mom

Unironically, Hitler is more worthy of the Superior Future than Bob is.

I mean I hate blobert, but Germany was always the major continental power whenever it was unified at all.

 

[Cantercoin]

Hey let's not forget Hitler fucked his niece and Ava Braun so yeah unlike Blobby he didn't die a virgin.

Don't give him ideas

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There was not much they could have done since these characters aren't good enough for a comic run. Let alone a stand-alone flick.

I don't know if I really agree. Big Hero 6 was based on a comic that flopped incredibly quickly and was totally forgotten, and reinvented it into something that was fun and charming enough to actually be successful. You can make any property into a good movie if you have the right vision, and if you're creative enough to make it work.

Giving a group of C-List heroes the standard Marvel formula treatment probably isn't the way to do that.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

So according to Bobby, if I don't roundhouse kick him in the stomach or try to run him down with my car the moment we meet, that means I'm an enthusiastic supporter of his. He also believes that a person's political opinion is the sole determiner of whether they are good and worthy of life, or bad and worthy of death. It is possible that two people could share the same goal, but just disagree on how to achieve it. But according to Bob, the person who doesn't support his own personal methods is stupid, and therefore worthy of death. Bob has always shown little empathy to the stupid or misguided, because he doesn't see them as fellow humans who just happened to take the wrong path, but as obstacles and objects who prevent him from getting what he wants. Even Nazis -if any were around and could hear him - would take Bob aside and tell him to tone down the genocide.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I saw Eternals today, and It's a gigantic piece of boring shit.

My god, is it boring.

Bob is a fucking imbecile for giving this an 8 out of 10. If ANY other studio made this, and there was a less diverse cast, he would be ripping it to shreds.

It's the worst MCU movie BY FAR. It's not even close. I'd watch Thor 2 twice before watching this again. Watching Thor 2 twice would probably not even be as long as this fucking slog.

I agree with this.

I saw Eternals today. I gave it a, 1/10.

I thought the action was okay but the plot was all over the place, the humor sucked and the emotions were so vapid and shallow.

I don't know if I really agree. Big Hero 6 was based on a comic that flopped incredibly quickly and was totally forgotten, and reinvented it into something that was fun and charming enough to actually be successful. You can make any property into a good movie if you have the right vision, and if you're creative enough to make it work.

I agree. I do not like Big Hero 6 but I agree with you. Anything can be good if it’s put in the hands of the right person.

 

[Positron]

Take a look at Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Its beauty is in its simplicity as "e=mc^2" illustrates the relationship between matter and energy.

The tensor equation of General Relativity is an artistic feat of compression:

Yup. This is the whole General Relativity: how spacetime curves due to the presence of matter. Each side represents "tensors" which is a dozen of differential equations. Einstein did not achieve this all out of his genius; he needed to learn a lot of advanced math. Seeing the connection between things, making the most out of these connection so you can say the most using fewest words, and subtracting inessential sidelines, is as much talent as hard work, neither of which is demonstrated by Bobby.

I saw Eternals today, and It's a gigantic piece of boring shit.

Any philosophical insight or conundrums that you could see in this mess?

The critics score in RT has dropped some more:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Any philosophical insight or conundrums that you could see in this mess?

Nothing you haven't seen before in a ton of other shit.

Is it okay to kill an entire planets population, if it gives life to a godlike celestial entity?

No, apparently.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Godzilla@1989]

The tensor equation of General Relativity is an artistic feat of compression:
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Yup. This is the whole General Relativity: how spacetime curves due to the presence of matter. Each side represents "tensors" which is a dozen of differential equations. Einstein did not achieve this all out of his genius; he needed to learn a lot of advanced math. Seeing the connection between things, making the most out of these connection so you can say the most using fewest words, and subtracting inessential sidelines, is as much talent as hard work, neither of which is demonstrated by Bobby.


Any philosophical insight or conundrums that you could see in this mess?

The critics score in RT has dropped some more:
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Weird, it has the same audience score as Rise of Skywalker.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Weird, it has the same audience score as Rise of Skywalker.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.