Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

Bob's concept of romance derives from a toxic brew of 1980s romcoms and hardcore porn.

You forgot to include a Princess Peach cosplayer.

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This is what annoys me about Bob. He types these long ass posts trying to sound smart, and none of it makes sense.

Three words: Shakespeare. Brevity. Wit. I'm not a particularly great writer, but even I try to keep my Twitter opinions to within a single post's 280-character limit.

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Being here for a while I found that I can't get mad about [Moviebob's] seething takes. All his hypocritical moralistic stances and seething with rage over people living in rural areas or not having the political stances he admires and all his genocide fantasies and rage do not make me even sllightly upset. I see him as this enraged red blob seething in the basement knowing that the world will never bow down to his takes and it makes me laugh. It's pathetic. He is mock wotrthy [sic], not anger worthy.

The only times I do feel [...] anger over Cinema Roberto is always when he tries to joke. His jokes [...] always show that inside that pathetic red blob of underthinking mess lies this horrible dark and vicious man which sees almost as personal insult anyone or anything capable of compassion that he will never have. His jokes are the only thing that makes me go "Fuck you, Bob. I hope you SUFFER"

Well put! Moviebob is one of the few people who stretches my "I wish no ill on X" mentality to its absolute limits; should anything catastrophically or termally bad happen to him, his health, and/or his finances, I will enjoy some well-desrved schadenfreude at Bob's expense. Because, as Moviebob oft says, "bad people deserve to experience things they don't like", and Moviebob is one of the absolute worst people found in a really terrible lot.

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Incel Bob never misses the chance to insult a woman for her looks when he can get away with it. Gotta love the human thumb always calling people "things".
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"Misogynistic Comment"! Does anyone have bingo with "Misogynistic Comment"?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Normal men have an instinct "don't stick your dick in crazy". The girl is showing suspicious behavior. Bobby is so starved of intimacy, so haunted by Hollywood's phantasm of "quirky, sexy girls", that such an instinct has worn off.

If he ever had it. His instincts towards women seem to be mostly absent. He can't not be creepy, he can't detect creepy, and we all know about his inability to grok the softblock. Maybe why so many of his angels still have dicks - easier to understand a man pretending to be a woman than a woman.

I'd say a prayer to the boy that his girlfriend is just in a phase, or the break up is going to be brutal.

Gods yes. I was cringing so hard reading that "poem" that I was honestly debating the better course: Let her down easy or move to another city without telling her. Leaning towards the first because at 20 you do stupid shit so it's probably a phase. Now if a 40 year old thought that mess of word vomit was a good idea I'd consider them incredibly broken and incapable of a relationship and best avoided by the opposite sex. Oh hai MarkBob.

Indeed the guy is considering a break up.
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He must not break up with her when she is in the "hot" phase; she can easily turn demoness and make his life hell, or commit suicide and leave the boy a life of guilt and disrepute. What he should do at this juncture is to set boundaries: tell her that some behavior are simply unacceptable (Kids these days abuse the word "uncomfortable" to the extent that they forgot stronger words exist). Tell her that her poetry is bad and that you're irritated by it. In the meantime he should encourage her to have a reality check on him -- he is not as divine as she imagined.

I'm wondering if it's her first "real" relationship and that endorphin/oxytocin/whatever surge is hitting her for the first time like testosterone or estrogen hits a teenager. If you weren't into a faith a right-out-of-nowhere mix of feelings of trust, bonding, and biological dependence could almost be mistaken for a religious experience.

Divert her attention to other things.

Like real, actual, poetry. (I kid.)

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I'm wondering if it's her first "real" relationship and that endorphin/oxytocin/whatever surge is hitting her for the first time like testosterone or estrogen hits a teenager. If you weren't into a faith a right-out-of-nowhere mix of feelings of trust, bonding, and biological dependence could almost be mistaken for a religious experience.

It could also indicate an oncoming psychotic episode. Early 20s is a typical age for that kind of stuff to appear and a lot of it manifests as religious delusions. I've been around creatives my whole life and I've never known anyone who wasn't crazy or on drugs to sound like that.

Either way, that kid is better off getting some distance between him and that girl. It speaks to Bob's thirst that a loopy bird reaching "Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard" levels of obsession is something to be desired. A crazy attractive girl may be fun in bed, but the attractiveness always fades while the crazy always amplifies. Bob thinks that getting his dick wet is worth any kind of sacrifice because he hasn't had enough sex to realize that it isn't the end all and be all of existence yet.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If he ever had it. His instincts towards women seem to be mostly absent. He can't not be creepy, he can't detect creepy, and we all know about his inability to grok the softblock. Maybe why so many of his angels still have dicks - easier to understand a man pretending to be a woman than a woman.


Gods yes. I was cringing so hard reading that "poem" that I was honestly debating the better course: Let her down easy or move to another city without telling her. Leaning towards the first because at 20 you do stupid shit so it's probably a phase. Now if a 40 year old thought that mess of word vomit was a good idea I'd consider them incredibly broken and incapable of a relationship and best avoided by the opposite sex. Oh hai MarkBob.


I'm wondering if it's her first "real" relationship and that endorphin/oxytocin/whatever surge is hitting her for the first time like testosterone or estrogen hits a teenager. If you weren't into a faith a right-out-of-nowhere mix of feelings of trust, bonding, and biological dependence could almost be mistaken for a religious experience.


Like real, actual, poetry. (I kid.)

Not to mention, bob's admitted type is "Hot Tall Nerdy Librarian", which he claimed bites him in the ass because such women tend to be the dreaded MAGAtard Mayonnaiseghoulen with opinions that would make whatever remains of Bob's dick to shrivel even further under his folds of fat.

I wonder if the tallness (comparatively) of Troons is enough for Bobby to be an actual, ready-and-willing troon chaser. But even then I don't think most of his Angels would go out with him. Never mind that most of them are into women themselves.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The NAB was an industry standards group that largely was there to keep the FCC at bay. The FCC had clear regulations and regulatory including limiting commercials to 16 minutes/hour, with that dropping to 12 minutes per hour during children’s programming blocks. The actual requirements regarding the content of those commercials gets murkier as the FCC had the parents “protect the children” group ACT pushing them hard to limit any advertising to kids. The FCC in turn strong armed NAB into setting standards for advertising to kids. There was regulatory action taken against Romper Room in the 60’s for advertising toys, the famous Romper Stompers, during the show. After that NAB mostly did it themselves much like the MPAA does. All of this was unwound in May 1981 by Mark Fowler, Reagan’s new FCC chair, who removed all of the limits on advertising, letting free market forces rule. For good or ill. The Carter administration had nothing to do with it.

The irony in all of this, is so much of Bob’s beloved childhood (which he has never completely left) was formed and came about exclusively due to the policies of Ronald Reagan. The perfect symetry is so delicious. The things Bob loves most can only exist under the policies of those he hates most.

I don't believe the advertising rules were FCC regulations, they were entirely part of the Code. (ACT actually sued the FCC to try to get them to create regulations rather than allow the NAB to self-regulate.) The Carter administration absolutely started the end of the Code, it was the one that filed the antitrust lawsuit. Yes, the Reagan administration did the consent decree but that was because Carter was no longer in office. Now it's fair to give credit to the Reagan administration as well as they did bury the Code for good because they told the NAB they were going to consider First Amendment challenges to it so the NAB scrapped it rather than fight a losing battle to try and preserve the rest of the Code.

The FCC did implement regulations on childrens programming advertising and requirements for educational programming but it was based on authority in the Childrens Television Act of 1990. The Bush administration was fairly lax in enforcing it. It was the Clinton administration's FCC that began to seriously enforce it and implemented educational programming quotas.

This actually probably makes Robert's original claim seem even stupider in context since not only did the laws he claims did such good things for childrens programming not even exist, they were not undone by evil GOP deregulation into an endless hellworld of trash TV, and actually were first implemented decades after the period he was talking about (they took effect when Robert was 16) and even worse, continue to remain in effect today: https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/childrens-educational-television

 

[make_it_so]

Bobby comments on another article that has a thread on A&N.

Given liberal doublespeak is the very thing that DeBoer has lost his patience with ("we are not teaching CRT to kids, except it is clearly written in our documents"; "we shout 'defund the police' until you go deaf, but really we never advocated it honest!"), one must surmise that by "evolution", Bobby means a teleological increase in Machiavellianism. The Superior Future doesn't sound like a moral heaven.

Can the Supiriyah Futah guy please use his big brain and explain what the evolutionary advantage is in pretending that men can be women, or proclaiming that all the actions and culture of one particular race are inherently exploitative and therefore need to be done away with?

 

[Positron]

Such prescience, it has to be a curse!




Someone cast Bobby in The Eternals?



Doubt.

Disney simply loves losing:






CRT (archive of NYMag article)


It seems some parents construe Elf On The Shelf as Santa's spy (ABC News article)

I'm of two minds about that. Kids ought to grow out of the "reward-punishment" morality: they should be good out of an internalized moral code (such as the Golden Rule), not just because someone might otherwise disapprove. But then, we are talking about clown world, where parents are negligent, teachers are powerless, and kids grow up egotists. It will benefit such kids (and society) if they are brought up believing that they are constantly being watched.

 

[Tronathon242]

My favorite part of Bob. Hates dudebro jock types, but won't hesitate to whip out the locker room talk. Might I add, most of the teenagers at their fittest and surrounded by rebellious teenage girls with hormones cranked up so high that they have to divert power from shields and life support were full of shit. But that Bob though, he's the one that delivers the goods.

I'm curious, folks. Those of you with a lady by your side, could you show them a picture of Bob? No context, just show a picture of the man. We know he's fat and ugly, so that's working against him. What I'd like your ladies to chime in about is what kind of person he'd have to be to overcome that and actually be a person they'd give a chance.

I'd really like to know if ANY of their input lines up with the actual man featured in this thread. You know, the one that crushes mad puss.

I did just that a while ago. I showed the front page of the thread and various other photos of Blob to my wife and her first reaction was "What the fuck that guy? He is bigger otaku than you." After we spent a good minute laughing at her attempt to break my balls, I asked her if he could ever get a girl if he improved himself and she then said "As you know, I think people can't change. This guy will be forever loser, 뚱뚱한 찌질이 (fat loser)." Those were her two cents on the matter, can't say I disagree.

 

[make_it_so]

Such prescience, it has to be a curse!

Lol, exactly which Avengers predictions did you make that came true, Bob? And I mean actual predictions, not conjectures you made after skimming wikipedia articles?

I can already tell you one prediction he made that didn't come true

Given Eternals shit box office returns, I think odds are the majority of people still have absolutely no idea who any of those people are - nor do they care.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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"Welcome to the new world. And may God save you, if it is right that He should do so"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Such prescience, it has to be a curse!
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If Bob can so accurately see the future, then he should've not bitched about gamergate so he would've kept his job or better yet have prepared for a Trump win instead of the meltdown he had.

But yeah Bob your ability to see the future is as accurate as an autist claiming they are Jesus.

Also holy shit Bob's attack on titan "meme" is really outdated

 

[AirdropShitposts]

CRT (archive of NYMag article)
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Eric Levitz (and Dave Weigel by endorsement): "Maybe the Democrats should actually tackle racism with practical solutions instead of elevating racist grifters with no principles to absolute power."

Robert: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

 

[Smithfield Ham]

A buddy just showed me of a clip of Mauler on a livestream hearing that Bob gave The Eternals an 8/10 and Mauler just bursts out laughing.

Gotta say, agreed.

Still got the clip? I'd love to see.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Still got the clip? I'd love to see.

It was over snap chat, so I don't have it anymore. He said it was on the livestream Mauler did with HeelvsBabyface and Nerdrotic earlier today, about 40 minutes in.

I'll probably give it a listen tomorrow and see if I can get you a better stamp. But its just a super-chat saying they should see Bob's vid and that he gave it an 8/10, then there's a pause and Mauler just starts chuckling and says its interesting to see who praises it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I have a deep, abiding respect for Japanese culture," he says, right before he recites a bunch of smarmy insults about Japan he memorized off of the MSM.

Most* of Bob's self-fellating "intelligence" is just his ability to repeat talking points he learned from the media. That is just really fucking blatant when he proudly repeats the bullshit they used to try and shame and scare Japan into making the same mistakes as Europe. I know there are worse examples out there, but this one is particularly disgusting to me.


*: The rest is nerd shit.

I'll bet when Bob thinks of Japan, he thinks of the following:

• Sexy anime girls
• Big titty Asian waifu*
• Mario

That's it. I doubt he could tell you about any aspect of Japanese culture, its people, or any of the issues it has faced in the past and how those issues shape modern Japan.

*Bob is so unbelievably stupid I seriously doubt he could tell the difference between a Chinese, Japanese, Thai, or Vietnamese woman. As long as she has slanted eyes and big titties, he's fine with her.
Edited for spelling

 

[LillWeeb]

BOB

Bob is going full "I have lots of sex guys" on twitter again and going on about replenishing his bodily fluids. Again.

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Easiest way to spot an incel , they think crazy obsessive woman are good to have, fun to be around, and think having a female stalker is just guarantee free sex.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Lol, exactly which Avengers predictions did you make that came true, Bob? And I mean actual predictions, not conjectures you made after skimming wikipedia articles?

I can already tell you one prediction he made that didn't come true
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Given Eternals shit box office returns, I think odds are the majority of people still have absolutely no idea who any of those people are - nor do they care.

I was talking to friends about it and none of us can really think of anything he's ever claimed coming true beyond "Sharon Carter is a Hydra agent in Falcon and the Winter Soldier".

WandaVision? Wasn't about viewer surrogates being the hero, bringing in the X-Men, or the Squadron Supreme
Falcon and the Winter Soldier? Wasn't Disney's public announcement of world conquest and John Walker wasn't some white supremacist villain
Loki? Miss Minutes wasn't the grand villain behind everything or a cosmic goddess
Black Widow, Shang-Chi, and What If? Didn't say any predictions really
Eternals? They didn't somehow turn out to be the Mandarin's rings so Phase 4 can be another "Gotta collect the things" arc (one of the most batshit predictions)
Spider-Man? Not out yet but I very much doubt the AI in Peter's suit is going to be MCU Venom with Kang being involved somehow

 

[Positron]

When you don't expect it to get worse, it does:


Compare:

And:

 

[Red Hood]

I'll be when Bob thinks of Japan, he thinks of the following:

• Sexy anime girls
• Big titty Asian waifu*
• Mario

That's it. I doubt he could tell you about any aspect of Japanese culture, its people, or any of the issues it has faced in the past and how those issues shape modern Japan.

*Bob is so unbelievably stupid I seriously doubt he could tell the difference between a Chinese, Japanese, Thai, or Vietnamese woman. As long as she has slanted eyes and big titties, he's fine with her.

I'm not convinced Bob knows that China and Japan are separate and very distinct nations

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Spider-Man? Not out yet but I very much doubt the AI in Peter's suit is going to be MCU Venom with Kang being involved somehow

That prediction pretty much aged poorly the moment Sony plopped Venom in the MCU with the new Venom movie