Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Arthur Morgan]

I'm not convinced Bob knows that China and Japan are separate and very distinct nations

They're Asian and that's good enough in his porn book

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bobby is pretty hip about anime, not to mention Japanese culture and politics. Japan is what happens if the Inferior Past holds sway.
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"a growing movement of angry futureless weirdos cranking it to waifus and gearing themselves up on quasi-fascist manga power-fantasies to be Japan's version of Anders Brevik. It's a disaster waiting to EXPLODE"

There have already been at least three mass stabbings that could be loosely described this way by someone as careless with details and facts as Robert:

Akihabara massacre - Wikipedia

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Sagamihara stabbings - Wikipedia

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Kawasaki stabbings - Wikipedia

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I also find it interesting that Robert whitesplains this to Japan like it's not a borderline national crisis they've been publicly fretting over for decades already. (In fact many Asian countries, including Glorious China Number One, have had a fairly open debate about the issue as it's a region-wide one.)

 

[JayHarrison]

Such prescience, it has to be a curse!
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Nah. The closes Moviebob will likely ever come to accurately predicitng the future is whether last night's dinner will exit his rectum in solid or liquid form.

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A broken clock is more likely to be correct within one day than an accurate Moviebob is correct is within one Neptunian orbit cycle.

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"The Block Button: The best way to prevent Moviebob from irreversibly contaminating your Twitter feed with hateful ignorance and outspoken stupidity."

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob says democrats shouldn't disavow CRT because it would be "ceding ground." Bob, you marvelously stupid anti-thinker, CRT isn't gaining you ground, it's the major reason you lost a fucking blue state and your whole party will get Thanos Snap'd in the midterms next year. Voters are telling democrats to their faces that they don't want bizarre racial politics taught to their impressionable children, and by just ignoring them and telling them it isn't real, poll numbers and public support is plummeting.

You can't just ignore what the people want and except to win. Despite the best efforts of the dems you worship, this is still a democracy.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Hey Fatsodamus given your weight, eating habits, booze intake, constant rage state, general personality, looks, "job", and overall health where do you see yourself in 10 years? To help here are 2 likely options.

1: Still all alone and unemployed once your patreon well dries up and still in Mommy's House.

Or Six feet under and no I don't mean your basement. Due to a massive heart attack and the only proof you ever had a heart.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Bob is going full "I have lots of sex guys" on twitter again and going on about replenishing his bodily fluids. Again.



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I like the fact that he says that it's okay if your girlfriend makes you uncomfortable if she also fucks you. Because that's all a relationship is worth to him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob says democrats shouldn't disavow CRT because it would be "ceding ground." Bob, you marvelously stupid anti-thinker, CRT isn't gaining you ground, it's the major reason you lost a fucking blue state and your whole party will get Thanos Snap'd in the midterms next year. Voters are telling democrats to their faces that they don't want bizarre racial politics taught to their impressionable children, and by just ignoring them and telling them it isn't real, poll numbers and public support is plummeting.

You can't just ignore what the people want and except to win. Despite the best efforts of the dems you worship, this is still a democracy.

Aha, you think you're so clever, but Robert has anticipated your little nonsense and already addressed this. You simply remove the right to vote from people who would vote Republican. If people want to vote, they can vote for Democrats. And you throw all Republicans in Gitmo. Then you eliminate the filibuster and Electoral College (both of which apply to the House and Governorship of Virginia for some reason) and problem solved forever. Forever. SUPERIOR FUTURE INCOMING!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob says democrats shouldn't disavow CRT because it would be "ceding ground." Bob, you marvelously stupid anti-thinker, CRT isn't gaining you ground, it's the major reason you lost a fucking blue state and your whole party will get Thanos Snap'd in the midterms next year. Voters are telling democrats to their faces that they don't want bizarre racial politics taught to their impressionable children, and by just ignoring them and telling them it isn't real, poll numbers and public support is plummeting.

You can't just ignore what the people want and except to win. Despite the best efforts of the dems you worship, this is still a democracy.

Bob's so busy tracing his opinions from his far more radical "Angels" and other commie-geeks and woke breadtubers, that he honestly believes that CRT is the answer, the ONLY answer, to de-racism-ing the children of the impressionable Mayonnaise Ghouls. Anything less, is letting racism fester among us, apparently. This paste-consuming, window-licking, blue-curtain-analyzing crayon eater is so smoothbrained, he can't comprehend a non-commie (despite him claiming not to be commie himself) method of fixing the racisms and gets completely taken in by the postmodernist-marxist bullshit that CRT is.

Bob's idea of gaining ground isn't changing (adult) hearts-and-minds, though. It's about forcing those of righter-wing opinions to become disenfranchised and then left to starve in minecraft.

However, Bob is a damn hypocrite. On the one hand, he preaches that the Mayonnaise Ghouls are beyond redemption; that Natural Selection (or Bob's bastardized concept of it) shall remove them from our midst so that the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah can be ushered in by the Thinkers and Scientists. But on the other hand, he supports the teaching of Critical Race Theory to the children of the Mayonnaise Ghouls, who I thought were irredeemable and whose minds could not be changed? Which is it, Bob? If they're already irredeemable, what the FUCK is the point of bringing in and teaching the Critical Race Theory/"anti-racist training"?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'll be when Bob thinks of Japan, he thinks of the following:

• Sexy anime girls
• Big titty Asian waifu*
• Mario

That's it. I doubt he could tell you about any aspect of Japanese culture, its people, or any of the issues it has faced in the past and how those issues shape modern Japan.

*Bob is so unbelievably stupid I seriously doubt he could tell the difference between a Chinese, Japanese, Thai, or Vietnamese woman. As long as she has slanted eyes and big titties, he's fine with her.

I don't think he can even do that with America let alone Japan.

 

[UserAccess]

I did just that a while ago. I showed the front page of the thread and various other photos of Blob to my wife and her first reaction was "What the fuck that guy? He is bigger otaku than you." After we spent a good minute laughing at her attempt to break my balls, I asked her if he could ever get a girl if he improved himself and she then said "As you know, I think people can't change. This guy will be forever loser, 뚱뚱한 찌질이 (fat loser)." Those were her two cents on the matter, can't say I disagree.

It's not socially acceptable to say that your wife speaks for all women, but your wife speaks for all women here.

I mean, he's talking about someone that's writing creepy poetry about how obsessively she's in love with a guy and saying he's hit the girlfriend jackpot. There's no quicker prompt for a guy to mash the eject button, block her number, and preemptively obtain a restraining order. Like, with women this crazy, you start looking for jobs in a new state.

Bob, though. Let's give this guy advice that all but guarantees this lunatic will murder his pets and psychotically drive a wedge between all his friends and family. That's the kind of advice that only a person with a lifetime of successful relationship experience can offer.

 

[blablabla]

If blobbo retardo can ser the future he should have stopped himself of getting diabetes ir frying His mongoloid Brain cooming and consoming 24/7

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's not socially acceptable to say that your wife speaks for all women, but your wife speaks for all women here.

I mean, he's talking about someone that's writing creepy poetry about how obsessively she's in love with a guy and saying he's hit the girlfriend jackpot. There's no quicker prompt for a guy to mash the eject button, block her number, and preemptively obtain a restraining order. Like, with women this crazy, you start looking for jobs in a new state.

Bob, though. Let's give this guy advice that all but guarantees this lunatic will murder his pets and psychotically drive a wedge between all his friends and family. That's the kind of advice that only a person with a lifetime of successful relationship experience can offer.

OH good lord. Bob either has never been told to NEVER stick it in crazy (not that he ever had the chance, lol? and I mean ackshually Cluster-B Clusterfucky Mentally Ill, not "Republican"), or dismissed the very concept as a myth because every Chad knows that Crazy women are the best in bed or something. (Not that Bob would have any personal experience there, either). Nothing screams "I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HOW RELATIONSHIPS WORK" than Bob's exceptionally exceptional take on that poetry-hungup, proto-stalkery psycho girlfrand. Never mind that apparently nobody he knows has had to deal with such a girlfriend, either. (But this is because Bob has no friends that aren't incel-ish twerps like himself, which doesn't include his bro because baby bro managed to land him a fairly harmless-seeming wife, at least for the moment).

 

[Positron]

Bob either has never been told to NEVER stick it in crazy

Given he'd tried the hardest to impregnate The Abortion, either he's never been told or the tip slid off his brain frictionlessly.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Happy one anniversary to the moment Bobby found out the truth.

No woman wants to fuck you Bob not because you’re fat, but because you’re a arrogant, annoying, narcissistic, stupid, childish asshole who doesn’t know when to shut up or fuck off.

 

[Flexo]

Disney simply loves losing:

Paging @The Gangster Computer. Your worst nightmare may come true.

Still got the clip? I'd love to see.

It was over snap chat, so I don't have it anymore. He said it was on the livestream Mauler did with HeelvsBabyface and Nerdrotic earlier today, about 40 minutes in.

I'll probably give it a listen tomorrow and see if I can get you a better stamp. But its just a super-chat saying they should see Bob's vid and that he gave it an 8/10, then there's a pause and Mauler just starts chuckling and says its interesting to see who praises it.

This video?

 

[Hammerstein]

No idea.
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Uncle Phill from The Fresh Prince of Bell Air.

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The Power Rangers, because of the geometry on the uniform.

The extent of his thought process is deconstruction though nostalgia.

 

[JayHarrison]

Obsolete film critic who has never contributed to technological progress, as well as actively makes society worse, bitches about Tucker Carlson's masculinity.

If Tucker's masculinity can be measured in in inches, Moviebob's can only be measued if you can find a microscope capable of 10^(100^(1,000^10,000) magnification.

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Hey, look! Moviebob ix expressing yet another violent fantasy against a political opponent who actually does what modern "journalists" don't!

Never mind Moviebob's disdain for Project Vertias' james O'Keefe, but that "falling piano" barb sounds to me like encouraging someone to deal grievous bodily harm, which looks to me like a blatant TOS violation.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob "Don't talk about MY FAMILY EVER AGAIN! That's a death threat!" Chipman.

Bob "I wish this guy I don't like for dumb reasons is dead lol" Chipman.

For curiosity's sake, has Bob ever had any of his tweets flagged for violence? Just wondering.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Bob is going full "I have lots of sex guys" on twitter again and going on about replenishing his bodily fluids. Again.

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I dunno if this says more about me or Bob but I honestly find his sexcapade chest-puffing more uncomfortable to read than the Chris-chan logs where he detailed fucking Barb.

I can't put my finger on why, Bob just oozes the energy of a guy who sits way too close to you on a bus with plenty of empty seats and won't shut the fuck up.

If Bob can so accurately see the future, then he should've not bitched about gamergate so he would've kept his job or better yet have prepared for a Trump win instead of the meltdown he had.

If Bob could see the future he wouldn't be diabetic.

Checkmate, you fat cunt.

 

[Flexo]

Obsolete film critic who has never contributed to technological progress, as well as actively makes society worse, bitches about Tucker Carlson's masculinity.
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If Tucker's masculinity can be measured in in inches, Moviebob's can only be measued if you can find a microscope capable of 10^(100^(1,000^10,000) magnification.

Survives and thrives, eh?

Tell me, Robert, how many kids have you had compared to Tucker's... *checks notes* four?