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The Screwtape Letters are literally about demons from hell. Why exactly weren't you expecting religion?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Religion I expect.
Typical evangelical God bothering, I can do without. you can easily do good narratives about Hell and Heaven without "Accept the baby JAYSUS, or your life is ruined!"
I guess so, but it's a shame, since I actually do think he's a pretty sharp cat and good writer.
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It's like when an incel complains that every time he goes outside he's reminded of how he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Do people respond to that? No.
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People do laugh however.
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if you double exceptionality (I'm guessing that's what the 'look' is; Sarah herself is exceptional), you get turbo exceptional (the first kid).
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Since getting people to accept Jesus is the whole point of his writing, this may be a case of realizing that you just aren't the target audience of something. Reading Lewis' work and complaining about the Jesus-pushing is like watching Quentin Tarantino's work and complaining about the foot fetishism and vulgarity. It is what it is. Also Lewis was Catholic, not Evangelical, not that most atheists working in mass media can tell the difference these days. There was once an X Men story about a rogue nun who invented Eucharist wafers that made people explode because she wanted Catholics to eat it and then think that the Rapture was happening. (If you know anything about Catholicism vs. Protestantism, you'll realize immediately why this plot device was ridiculous.) And yet the person who wrote this story arc of the X-Men still knew more about Catholicism than MovieBob does.
Apparently MovieBob is equating that one homophobic redneck uncle that called him a queer because he couldn't lift a football with a systematic, Government-led campaign against the LGBTQ. That's not evidence for oppression, since government, media, and corporations are pandering to gays and trannys with a vengeance. Also not everyone who is shown hatred and contempt by the people around them is undeserving of it. Take MovieBob for instance.
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Watching this review through that guy, and holy shit Bob spends more time talking about a fake cultural war and holy fuck he still compared Rosalina to a god so it shows his looney Mario beliefs he still holds up.
Also I really hate his clipart faces that he clearly uses to make himself look classy and his sped up voice.
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I do love how Bob's adversary, Razorfist, can actually talk really fast without a million noticeable edits and speeding up the audio.
Everything Bob can do, someone else can do better.
When Bob talks about Razorfist, he does concede that Razorfist does have some talent. I wonder if he's talking about that specifically?
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Yeaaaa, that's pretty exceptional. But so is Blob.
And I did eventually just come to that conclusion about Lewis, though it still left a bad taste for good since I otherwise like his jib. Shit writers are easy to forget. Good writers that still get on your nerves about something stay in memory if only nagging.
Cultural, yea, but systematic, no. And no, I don't expect Bob to have that detailed an opinion.
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I think the saga where they tried to make Kurt Pope was hilarious IMO.
Actually... that could've been a fun weird theology set where he's actually made a priest and forms a weird X-men Europe. It'd sell like shit, but it'd be a fun limited run I think.
Still; eternal reminder that Bob is a Nintendo cultist in the vein of Wilbur Whately, as much as his clan tried sending him into Father Francis' kind arms. He wants to open the Gate to Bingbingwah'oo, not enter the pearly gates.
More like he's still angry one time some kids at his high school actually mocked him for doing things like bullying kids weaker and dumber than himself, and for being a tantrum prone mouther who thinks he's smart.
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If us nasty, evil, Christians held a "Christian Parade" where we all carried crosses, proselytised people, and marched past gay bars we'd be cancelled. When LGBT activists hold pride parades where they carry dildoes, have sex with people, and march past churches it's fine. But apparently we're the privileged ones.
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My apologies if this post runs long, but I was visiting family in the mountains earlier this week.
So, please allow me to say from the bottom of my stomach... FUCK YOU, MOVIEBOB!
FUCK...
YOU...
MOVIEBOB!!!
You could yell "Hello!" into Moviebob's cranial cavity, and you'd hear the echo for weeks on end.
I'll wrap this one up. I've still got to catch up on a couple days' worth of Moviebob idiocy (but I repeat myself).
I can't determine whether Lebron or Moviebob is more worthy of a middle finger in this case.
Much like I'm perfectly fine referring to Moviebob as a "person" with quotes.
Introspection and self-improvement are two actions Moviebob will never provide for himself.
Remember when Moviebob actually advocated bioterrorism in Texas against a certain Republican governor? 'Cuz Moviebob sure don't.
Dafuq?
Interesting thought from Jammer8x8.
"Hate crimes", LOL.
Moviebob has so many L's, he may have to find a bigger apartment just to fit every single one of those L's BEFORE he can add furniture.
Rittenhouse's tears resulting from this trial are more authentic than Moviebob's were when Führer Hillary was defeated.
Moviebob ain't concerned about anyone's welfare outside fo his own.
So says the toxic gasbag named Moviebob.
The sooner Moviebob becomes a nobody the better. Get on it, Twitter!
There's nothing Moviebob hates more is people who actively contribute more to America's sustenance than he ever will.
Moviebob hates it even more when people he wants to see marginalized (specifically, America's working class, regardless of identity) do better in life than he does.
As I said some time ago, there's also the concept of "survival of the fittest". I don't think Bob would survive for very long alone.
"...if your job gives you enough free time to Tweet and that's what you Tweet about? You don't have [class]." Feel free to mark down "Comment Lacking Self-Awareness" on your Moviebob Bingo cards, folks!
Remember, folks: Moviebob claims himself to be "Chaotic Good".
I'd say Moviebob is comparing apples to oranges with his analogy, but I'd be wrong. He's comparing apples to bowling balls.
The reason why Moviebob never accepts invitations from the "DEBATE ME!" bros? Bobby knows that he'll be trounced the instant he opens his mouth.
Didn't activist Malcolm X say something about white liberals being the plack person's worst enemy? Because Moviebob and his Angels are E-X-actly the types fo people Malcolm X was talking about when MX said that white liberals are the plack person's worst enemy.
I'll start considering Moviebob a 21st-century American the instant he stops openly expressing that he wants to transmute America into the reincarnation of Nazi Germany.
Once again, Moviebob considers violent action perfectly acceptable if its targets are members of the MAGA crowd.
Once again, Moviebob's superstitions are refuted by actual evidence.
Yoo-hoo! Twitter? You see this? It's another obvious TOS violation from Moviebob!
Not surprised Moviebob supports a fraudulent organization whose initials would more accurately stand for "Bloviate, Lie, Misrepresent", because black lives don't really matter to Black Lives Matter™.
Any wagers on when Moviebob will physically lash out on someone who rightfully calls him an intellectual fraud?
I don't think Moviebob has ever seen a skateboard not belonging to Bart Simpson. Skateboards are not just composed of wood planks (their decks), but they also have metallic trucks on which wheels are mounted. Of course, it doesn't matter which part of a skateboard hits anyone; with enough velocity, ANY part of a skateboard can cause serious, potentially fatal head injuries. (Disclaimer: I looked this info on Google; I have extremely limited skateboarding experience.)
So, please allow me to say from the bottom of my stomach... FUCK YOU, MOVIEBOB!
Allow me to repeat:
FUCK...
YOU...
MOVIEBOB!!!
What insults me here is how Moviebob brings up the Zucker-Abrams-Zucker writing team. Moviebob isn't fit to any of their rectums.
Hey, Bob:
I haven't seen Hillbilly Elegy, but there's literally no way it can be worse than anything Moviebob has ever written.
E...x...c...e...p...t... Ben Shapiro and Joe Rogan have a total of four children. Moviebob (thankfully) has zero.
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Had we been listening to Moviebob all along, there'd literally be nothing but terrible (at best) movies and political decisions.
Apparently, Moviebob still doesn't know that wooden plank + 40mph swing + skull = brain injury. But then again, it would be damn near impossible to tell if Moviebob has ever suffered a brain injury.
"As for the Stupid", whenever I see Moviebob post bullshit like this, I don't conflate him with class, education, and certianly not intelligence!
And Moviebob is not a lawyer.
If stupidity were a crime punishable by imprisonment, Moviebob would be serving several thousand life sentences right now.
Moviebob: "What I know is quite substantial..."
You could yell "Hello!" into Moviebob's cranial cavity, and you'd hear the echo for weeks on end.
"Not a Person"? I'VE GOT BINGO!
I'm too lazy to post another "Hey, Bob: [double FTB image]".
And a Moviebob-run society looks even worse than the aforemention Nazi Germany.
You're familiar with the saying "a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun"? In this case, it's "an evil guy with a gun doesn't want any of the good guys to have any guns".
"I'll take 'Holocaust Trivializations' for $300, Alex."
I'm guessing it all depends on who the children are. Let's assume all thirty fo those children who died from COVID-19 had MAGA parents. Knowing that Moviebob is an utterly reprehensible monster, he'd respond with something like "nowhere close to enough of them".
I'll wrap this one up. I've still got to catch up on a couple days' worth of Moviebob idiocy (but I repeat myself).
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In regards to the Rittenhouse case, Bob reminds me of Juror #10 from 12 Angry Men. Specifically from the 1997 remake version.
Near the end of the movie, the character starts ranting and raving about how it shouldn't even matter if the defendant is guilty or innocent of the crime, and he doesn't give a damn about the law. He doesn't care. He says everybody should vote guilty just to get rid of one more spic.
Near the end of the movie, the character starts ranting and raving about how it shouldn't even matter if the defendant is guilty or innocent of the crime, and he doesn't give a damn about the law. He doesn't care. He says everybody should vote guilty just to get rid of one more spic.
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Oooooh I never knew there was a remake. Absolutely loved the original.
How does the remake compare?
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It has more flaws than the original, but its still really good.
It's free on Youtube movies right now.
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Bob does talk way too fast in his videos. It's supposed to be witty, but I have a hard time understanding it, and it's one of the reasons I stopped watching MovieBob.
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I swear, there's just something hysterically funny about Bobert the Gibbering Imbecile of House Lardass trying to pretend that his brain isn't as smooth as a BB and half as big.
Especially since nobody believes him with the exception of his fellow mentally challenged tardos.
I know you're reading this Bobert, so I have a question for you. How does it feel knowing that you'll never feel the warmth of a woman, and that you're a bigger loser than Chris Chan?
Especially since nobody believes him with the exception of his fellow mentally challenged tardos.
I know you're reading this Bobert, so I have a question for you. How does it feel knowing that you'll never feel the warmth of a woman, and that you're a bigger loser than Chris Chan?
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Its an artifact of when he was on The Escapist and trying to copy Yahtzee's style.
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It is ontologically impossible for a white person to be bullied.
Lass_Library does what his accursed race is most famous for: grudge-wanking:
Liberals love to chant how they abhor school violence. They don't.
Rittenhouse:
Everyone misses Bobby and wonders what he's been up to during his long absence.
(15 minutes)
Bobby and Angel both yearn for sugar water:
Lass_Library does what his accursed race is most famous for: grudge-wanking:
Liberals love to chant how they abhor school violence. They don't.
Rittenhouse:
Everyone misses Bobby and wonders what he's been up to during his long absence.
(15 minutes)
Bobby and Angel both yearn for sugar water:
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This is the only thread I need regular breaks from because Bob is such an infuriating cunt.
How lacking in self-awareness can one be that you're dunking on a semi-famous Hollywood actor's recent employment prospects when, in the same six-year timeframe you've lost the same bottom-barrel job TWICE, been diagnosed with the beetus and just generally languished in your deadend, broken branch shitty miserable life.
Rag on Adam all you want Bob, it's never going to bring back the best years of your life that you squandered, you abject fucking loser.
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