Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

It is ontologically impossible for a white person to be bullied.
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So I guess Bob was never bullied then since he's white as hell. If so, then someone should tell him that his bullying never happened.

 

[Emperor Julian]

This is the only thread I need regular breaks from because Bob is such an infuriating cunt.

It's interesting because while he's a lolcow he's normal enough to hate in mundaine pedestrian way which you deal with irl people, like how I personally hate my deadbeat cousin more than a historical tyrant. Bob may be a '''''''''''''''better'''''''''''''' person than chris but Chris' life is so balls to the wall insane that its hard to generate the level of bile I have for Bob.

 

[Brother Wind]

What is the Canadian American club?

About Us – Canadian American Club

canadianamericanclub.com

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Ah yes the diverse rich Canuckistan with it's long history of Mounties, lumberjacks, and trappers. To any leaves out there I jest. I am confused as to why in 1937 the mayor of Boston thought that Canadian ex-pats would soon rise up in the political ranks. I'm only a little more so confused as to what it is currently. Is it like the Shriners? Knights of Columbus? Is it just a hang out spot for people who like to say they have some Canadian in them that occasionally does charity? Not that there's anything wrong with that it's just weird.

It was nice of lesser brother and wife to pull down their masks so we could see their smiling faces while we're still in a pandemic. It's not like lesser brother went out of his way last year to scream at all the trumpers because his wife was in danger of getting sick.

Im not sure what in the 30s. But I wonder if it has something to do with how we treated loyalists in Boston

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's interesting because while he's a lolcow he's normal enough to hate in mundaine pedestrian way which you deal with irl people, like how I personally hate my deadbeat cousin more than a historical tyrant. Bob may be a '''''''''''''''better'''''''''''''' person than chris but Chris' life is so balls to the wall insane that its hard to generate the level of bile I have for Bob.

It really is weird because out of all the threads I spend the most time on --Chantal, Ralph, Patrick Tomlinson, Lowtax (F), Gibes-- Bob is easily the most benign, as you say. He has no power or influence, he doesn't overtly harm anyone through his actions...he doesn't really do anything except tweet nonstop, yet he's the only one who genuinely makes me MATI because he is so smugly self-assured despite having nothing to warrant it.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Im not sure what in the 30s. But I wonder if it has something to do with how we treated loyalists in Boston

From roughly the 1880s until the 1930s, huge numbers of Canuckistanis (especially Quebecois) immigrated into the United States, mainly drawn by jobs that were available in textile mills. As I've mentioned before, Bob and Chris have Canadian roots on the Chipman line. Their direct Chipman ancestor disappears from Mass and shows up in Nova Scotia in the early 1780s, obviously after having been deported for being a loyalist during the American Revolution.

 

[Flexo]

Cept I have, hoss. Not his complete body of work, but more than just Narnia.

Hell, if it weren't for the Jesus bothering parts, I'd consider Screwtape Letters one of my favorite reads of all time.

If you read the Screwtape Letters then you would know Jesus isn't in them save letter 23's discussion about the "historical Jesus."

Yeah, 1 letter out of 31 is a real "Jesus bothering part." Try loosening your fedora once in awhile, it's cutting off the blood flow to your brain.

Typical evangelical God bothering, I can do without. you can easily do good narratives about Hell and Heaven without "Accept the baby JAYSUS, or your life is ruined!"

LoL for someone claiming to have read it you keep acting like you haven't. Do cite the letter and passage that has that evangelical stuff written by an ANGLICAN professor?

Also Lewis was Catholic, not Evangelical, not that most atheists working in mass media can tell the difference these days.

No, again, Anglican. There's actually some stories about Lewis convincing his brother NOT to become Catholic.

If us nasty, evil, Christians held a "Christian Parade" where we all carried crosses, proselytised people, and marched past gay bars we'd be cancelled. When LGBT activists hold pride parades where they carry dildoes, have sex with people, and march past churches it's fine. But apparently we're the privileged ones.

Remember how Bob likes to talk about those vast empty Trump supporting spaces that we should fill with immigrants?

Yeah.... about that.

 

[UserAccess]

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What's next Robert, you gonna say that people of color and the alphabet people are being put on crosses?

You know, this hyperbole doesn't help anybody, the "you don't know what is like to be me" doesn't work when you make it up to be as if there is a non stop 24 persecution of minorities and LGBT people because if that was the case, it would be VERY VERY public and very much in every news cycle, because that would generate a lot of clicks and money.

So whatever sympathy the public have for these groups, it is being slowly being eroded away by this sort of shit Robert likes to pull, because this whole "as if LGBTQ people have ever for a MOMENT known a world that hasn't constantly been showing them hatred and contempt in their day to day lives." is just not true, but also said in bad faith to grand stand and to lord your ethical superiority over people.

And people can see behind that as well, and nobody likes being put in this situation where they have to sit and eat this shit when, again, this claim of being persecuted and in Robert's words: "being abused, bullied, threatened or subjected to some form of verbal or physical violence at least once a day" sounds less like a valid grievance, but more of a brown beating bat.

And this would be the part where you would be obligated to say "I know there is racism and prejudice against the LGBTQ blah blah blah", but fuck that in this case, Robert isn't being genuine here, acting as if there is a fag drag every monday in times square or some shit, so why would we need to be "reasonable" dealing with this sort of bullshit claim.

>be me
>ethnic minority status confirmed
>grow up with other ethnic minorities, but also some of those cagey white folks
>learn my family came to this country because fucking communists do what they do
>family's lands were seized, friends murdered
>country salvaged because of intervention from those cagey white folks, they seem okay in my book
>present day, drinking fancy ass coffee
>read that evidently I was subjected to verbal or physical violence at least once a day
>doctor confirms no bruising or internal bleeding
>look at life's accumulation of cool stuff
>wrestle with world's nicest dog
>previous goodwill with whites eroding because they won't disown or just beat the living shit out of fellow whites that make hard working, community conscious minorities into perpetual victims
>check Westlaw
>permanently shutting Bob's mouth with a tire iron is somehow a crime
>this stupid country

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

It is ontologically impossible for a white person to be bullied.

> One cannot bully a bully,

Zero self-awareness theater is projecting in IMAX tonight. Bring your own popcorn.

> any more than one can inflict cruelty on the cruel.

Implies if you find someone who kicks puppies you could rape them to death and that'd be fine. (Yeah, yeah, I know who we're talking about, no bad tactics etc.)

> It's like saying you're going to light a flame on fire.

Brilliant metaphor. Violating an acceptable target is like ignoring linear time. I do wonder why he has such a hard time finding a (paying) outlet with deep thoughts like these.

And from the comments (is that another TeamImpossible alt?) someone saying Bob's targets are "pretty consistently" Nazis. Bob's targets are everyone. I'm suddenly reminded of that "densely packed Hitlers" webcomic.

 

[WULULULULU]

Its an artifact of when he was on The Escapist and trying to copy Yahtzee's style.

If that is the case, then he is doing a piss-poor job at it that comparing him to Yahtz would be insulting.

Actually, it is kind of a comparison. Yahtzee did 14 years of Zero Punctuation. What has 14 years done to Moviebob? Well the 4000+ pages in the farms needs no explanation.

 

[Mola Ram]

If that is the case, then he is doing a piss-poor job at it that comparing him to Yahtz would be insulting.

Actually, it is kind of a comparison. Yahtzee did 14 years of Zero Punctuation. What has 14 years done to Moviebob? Well the 4000+ pages in the farms needs no explanation.

Didn't the genre of sped-up YouTubers come about because there used to be a hard limit of 10 minutes on videos? Either way, while I'm not a huge fan of Yahtzee, I admit his commentary is always easy to follow, while Bob just spouts utter gibberish.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Honestly, Bob talking about justified bullying is pretty funny. The karma like justice of having such morals and people shitting on him and his pig family will never get old.

"YOu... you can't bully me... I didn't like Gamergate or Trump..." - A sad fat man with no value to this earth lifting his only shield.

Bob always has no personal achievements and looks at his "team" for his worth and identity. It's like Chris Chan talking about his dad's accomplishments, except somehow more pathetic.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It is ontologically impossible for a white person to be bullied.
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"White people can't be bullied... except for me. I was totally bullied in grade school and still have the right to cry about it."

Didn't the genre of sped-up YouTubers come about because there used to be a hard limit of 10 minutes on videos? Either way, while I'm not a huge fan of Yahtzee, I admit his commentary is always easy to follow, while Bob just spouts utter gibberish.

That was definitely part of it. The pendulum was swinging in that direction before that though. People just wanted the meat of their content quicker than past YouTubers were giving them.

 

[Mola Ram]

Honestly, Bob talking about justified bullying is pretty funny. The karma like justice of having such morals and people shitting on him and his pig family will never get old.

"YOu... you can't bully me... I didn't like Gamergate or Trump..." - A sad fat man with no value to this earth lifting his only shield.

Bob always has no personal achievements and looks at his "team" for his worth and identity. It's like Chris Chan talking about his dad's accomplishments, except somehow more pathetic.

It's "no bad tactics" in action. Bob has violent, vengeful power fantasies about crushing people who slighted him, and so he comes up with bullshit justifications to excuse horrific things being done to them. You look at the stories about how the Jan. 6 rioters are being treated, and (assuming their truth) even if you hated Trump like poison and think those people deserve stiff prison sentences, some part of you should recognize that this is both unconstitutional and inhumane. Not Bob! He sees the suffering, chortles in his tendies, and burbles, "The fuckers had it coming."

I've often imagined how he'd respond to someone asking him if rape squads and child soldiers constitute "bad tactics" so long as they're directed against the proper targets. I honestly don't know if the answer would be psychotic posturing or sniveling doubletalk. He's very capable of both.

 

[Water-T]

Chipman? Moar like CHAPPED ASS MAN, amirite?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Something I found

At one point he did a full commentary on Linkara’s skits. Not sure what happened.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I found this and this guy had to slow down the audio to understand Bob’s gibbering.

Seeing a Bob video only once every sixish months, I have to say: Dear God, his accent is getting worse. It's like he's trying to do a Boston version of The Nanny, especially since it seems to drift - sounds like he says "filmmakahs" but then ends the same run-on sentence with "altogether". Does the esoteric Lynn dialect make exceptions for sentence-terminating Rs?

"Gnostic pantheism"? Does someone who knows more about Gnosticism than just the basic bio of the Demiurge and a few lines from The Apocryphon of John and Hypostasis of the Archons want to explain this concept? Or does he just think Christians in general are pantheists because Satan and St. Peter et al. are all also important figures?

And if everyone could just stop mispronouncing "cache" I would be happy.

Also: "This is so fucking second quarter freshman year film student pontificating after 2 vodka frutopias" - if only you knew how right you are, O random commenter in the top right.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly, Bob talking about justified bullying is pretty funny. The karma like justice of having such morals and people shitting on him and his pig family will never get old.

"YOu... you can't bully me... I didn't like Gamergate or Trump..." - A sad fat man with no value to this earth lifting his only shield.

Bob always has no personal achievements and looks at his "team" for his worth and identity. It's like Chris Chan talking about his dad's accomplishments, except somehow more pathetic.

Don't forget Bob also makes up shit about himself to look tough or more important like how he supposedly benched 300 pounds

 

[Water-T]

Don't forget Bob also makes up shit about himself to look tough or more important like how he supposedly benched 300 pounds

If you count all the times he got himself out of bed as a pre-teen, then it's TECHNICALLY true.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Don't forget Bob also makes up shit about himself to look tough or more important like how he supposedly benched 300 pounds

Believe it or not, that wasn't the least believable for me. I remember in brick by brick he mentions burning over 1500 calories in a cardio work out. I knew fat guys in high school who could bench quite a bit. I don't know anyone with Bob's body type who wouldn't be literally dying after that kind of cardio.

 

[JayHarrison]

JH Isles, one of the people mocking Bob saying that Blobert worships the state (which Bob obviously does) reminded me of a lyric from the song Statheist by Backwordz (its the band that Eric July is in, forget what his youtube handle is)

"It's really funny how they be talking down on the religious
a hypocrite when they run their mouth
The one they worship (the state) is far more dangerous with a bigger body count
and it's far more famous"

Nice comparison between the two statements!

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Bob's takes remain dumb, and while I hope Kyle walks because I think that's the just outcome, I'll also love to see Bob screech about it and delude himself that double jeopardy doesn't exist.

Nah. Moviebob only understands the concept of "double jeopardy" insofar as the statement "I'll take X for $2,000".

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Where does Bib fit on the alignment chart if there was one on him?

Moviebob can literally be nothing other than Chaotic Evil.

Unaligned. Anything with intelligence 3 or less is incapable of moral reasoning, and as a result has no alignment in the D&D grid system.

I was not aware of that.

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Another possible glitch in the system. Another post I'm gonna have to transcribe.

Moviebob, violence advocate: If the brat [Kyle Rittenhouse] is _acquitted, there should be_ *PROTESTS* and _a new trial by competent prosecutors--[Department of Justice] dropped the ball not finding a way to get this the hell out of County court.

Adam Baldwin, American hero Henry Fleming in the flesh: Tell us you're an anti-American without saying, "I'm an anti-American scumbag."

Moviebob, anti-American scumbag and serial harasser: Was wondering where this morning's targeted harassment came from.

Moviebob, the manchild who cried "harassment" is no different than the Boy Who Cried Wolf.

There are two reasons why Bob's claims aren't harassment: First off, Baldwin is reposting MOVIEBOB'S OWN WORDS and reacting accordingly. Also, unlike Moviebob, Baldwin was not advocating any violent or life-threatening behavior.

And, to further elaborate on Baldwin's words (I can actually reply to these):

Robert somehow thinks this criminal case will set "precedent" and that's why it's important that Rittenhouse go to prison for murder:
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Remember when Moviebob said stupid people shouldn't own guns? If Bob really stood by that standard, he'd've already voluntarily surrendered his gun(s) to law enforcement.

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More "useless" people he wants rid of:
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Bob, alleged "student of history", forgets that the Ku Klux Klan was founded by the politicial party to which he gives his blind devotion.

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Moviebob might not live in "White Trash Nation", but Moviebob is white, Moviebob is trash, and Moviebob is definitely unsalvageable.

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Still thinks he's one of the "good ones" though:
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LOL @ Bob thinking he's good enough to be D-list

The English alphabet has 26 base letters. Moviebob's so bad at being a human, calling him Z-grade is still too kind.

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If intelligence and morality were linked in the way Bob sees them as, he still would be just as evil as he is now because he has a room temperature IQ.

Bob's IQ would be room temperature... provided it's July and that room is positioned directly on the South Pole without any gas or electicity.

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Bobby refuses to believe people can develop severe reaction to covid vaccines:
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That's because Moviebob strictly adheres to The Science™ instead of doing any scientific research based on actual data and fluctuating information.

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American houses are selling, but who are buying them?
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Ironic. Moviebob's "think parts" have rarely done anything right.

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People are asking the impossible from Biden:

Me: "What is two plus two?"

Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden: "Come on, man!" [walks away]

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Whereas Moviebob's post age like milk, Razörfists "Moviebob Massacre" video has not aged at all.

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Ben & Jerry tastes better with black tears:
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And we don't expect Moviebob to display more common sense than... well... deam near everyone on Earth.

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Of course neither Bobby nor his followers can give evidence that Rittenhouse is "racist" except that he was "associated with" the Proud Boys.
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Moviebob was asked to list three things that make Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist.

Moviebob not only failed to meet 66.7% of that request, his only response is literally a copy-pasta of his previous idiotic talking points.

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Did you also know Moviebob's not a MENSA member?
(MENSA likely rejected Moviebob's application after only reading his name!)

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I honestly believe that Moviebob's dream 21st Century looks frighteningly similar to that of Nazi Germany. It's that exact reasoning why I will never refer to Moviebob as being worthy of 21st century civilization.

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Bobby complains about "purple prose". What Joe Lowndes wrote is much more lucid than an average Bobby tweet, yet Bobby still managed to misread him:
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Yellow-bellied film critic dismissing purple prose? Yick!

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To Sinapus: Ding, ding, ding! Winner!

To Moviebob: Nobody's as dumb as you think they are because you're much less intelligent you think YOU are.

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Our cultural elite still hasn't figured out how to e-beg on Twitter:
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I wonder if Moviebob's being deprived of a tip jar because he's openly, repeatedly violated Twitter's TOS. I'd love to think that's the explanation behind it.

Twitter doesn't have a tip jar because nothing on the platform is worth money.

Touché.