Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Believe it or not, that wasn't the least believable for me. I remember in brick by brick he mentions burning over 1500 calories in a cardio work out. I knew fat guys in high school who could bench quite a bit. I don't know anyone with Bob's body type who wouldn't be literally dying after that kind of cardio.
Oh yeah there are fat guys that can work out, but Bob is a liar since he complains about how people place worth on physical strength and wants that to be obsolete. Someone who supposedly works out would never say that so it shows to me that the most weight Bob lifts is his own body.
 
Didn't the genre of sped-up YouTubers come about because there used to be a hard limit of 10 minutes on videos? Either way, while I'm not a huge fan of Yahtzee, I admit his commentary is always easy to follow, while Bob just spouts utter gibberish.
Yahtzee's not my favorite (and he definitely has a few takes I disagree with) but he's very good at his format. Some of his more cutting remarks can be very funny and he rarely fanboys anything or at least didn't when I regularly watched him, which I respect.

A bit like Redlettermedia has made a couple of Z-grade movies of their own, he developed a couple of indie adventure games so he's got a little bit more knowledge of how all that works than your typical guy like Bob who has played a few games and thinks he knows how everything works despite his refusal to get his hands dirty himself.

Not that I think a critic needs to make the media they critique, but they should have a little more in-depth knowledge than Bob has ever displayed.
 
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Is the speed artifically enhanced? Or does he talk like that IRL?

Try delivering that monster first sentence in one breath (it might be two; I think he does take a break at some point).

Notice how you can't.

Now add several dozen pounds of flab around your lungs and throat.

No, he is not capable of talking like that IRL.
 
I honestly don't know if the answer would be psychotic posturing or sniveling doubletalk. He's very capable of both.
I would say he would start with sniveling doubletalk (to give all sorts of excuses about what he's about to say) and then the usual psycho rambling we see as usual about how this is only good if it's directed at inferior people that ruin the world by merely existing. Even the Amish, people who do nothing outside of their communities would not be able to escape the wrath of Bob because if you don't partake in progress, you become a risk to progress somehow.

I would bet he would be 100% with rape squads after reading some old tweets about female conservatives and he's particularly spiteful against women that don't line up with his way of thinking, but i wouldn't be 100% sure about child soldiers. That's more like a 50/50.
 
Seeing a Bob video only once every sixish months, I have to say: Dear God, his accent is getting worse. It's like he's trying to do a Boston version of The Nanny, especially since it seems to drift - sounds like he says "filmmakahs" but then ends the same run-on sentence with "altogether". Does the esoteric Lynn dialect make exceptions for sentence-terminating Rs?

"Gnostic pantheism"? Does someone who knows more about Gnosticism than just the basic bio of the Demiurge and a few lines from The Apocryphon of John and Hypostasis of the Archons want to explain this concept? Or does he just think Christians in general are pantheists because Satan and St. Peter et al. are all also important figures?

And if everyone could just stop mispronouncing "cache" I would be happy.

Also: "This is so fucking second quarter freshman year film student pontificating after 2 vodka frutopias" - if only you knew how right you are, O random commenter in the top right.
I heard him bring up the book of Enoch. As someone who just recently started reading it, Bob isn't even reaching Wikipedia levels of knowledge in his reciting of it. He's reaching RUMORS of Wikipedia levels here.

Try delivering that monster first sentence in one breath (it might be two; I think he does take a break at some point).

Notice how you can't.

Now add several dozen pounds of flab around your lungs and throat.

No, he is not capable of talking like that IRL.
You can also see in any video he does with his brother which are not edited.

He uh.... he speaks much slower.
 
Robert was feeling extra brave with this spicy take, hence the locked replies:
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And the Dems are too incompetent to do anything effective about COVID despite having the House, Senate, and the Presidency.
 
Robert was feeling extra brave with this spicy take, hence the locked replies:
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And the Dems are too incompetent to do anything effective about COVID despite having the House, Senate, and the Presidency.
And now the CDC is doing rent/eviction mandates, the administration is ignoring "expert scientific reports", and they don't cover it up they just deny reality and let the press run interference. It's like they're trying to make even suspect things the previous administration did look reasonable.

But I'm wandering into Thunderdome/A&N topics here. I'm not sure if Bob locking the comment is a higher level of awareness than "inflation is good" or racist overpasses or if he is just, in his own Bob way, calling a lid: He's going to lie down for a nap and doesn't want his phone to explode before he wakes up.
 
Once again, Die KleckBob blindly defends Frau Führer Hillary...

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Even though I have never found the idea of having Donald Trump in the White House particularly pleasing, I staunchly believe to this day that Frau Führer Hillary Clinton was a significantly worse option than Trump ever was. (Current Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden is almost as bad as Hillary would have been, though Joe's utter incompetence is a microscopic improvement over Hillary's flat-out evil.)
 

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I see Robert is still operating under the belief that a different, better (I even concede the Trump response was not ideal!), American response (which he does not ever outline the details of, not even Hillary would have done what Robert wanted and forcefully shut down the entire country leading to millions of deaths globally) would have deflected a global pandemic from American shores.

We achieved a vaccine in a year. Even if Trump had nothing to do with it (plausible in my mind), we did something believed to be literally impossible and have thus helped the entire world even as distribution has been imperfect. Robert seems not to care that Hillary would not have improved this. (As Biden has not, half of American deaths have come this year under him.)
 
Is the speed artifically enhanced? Or does he talk like that IRL?
Bob or Yahtzee? Either way, yes. You can watch them in vlogs and they're much slower, although Yahtzee doesn't speed his up as much.
Here before he starts calling Quote Tweets: "An harassment campaign".
Pretty sure he already did that but I can't remember when. A lot of Bob stuff blends together after a while.
 
If more people do that, they won't have enemies and will no longer be special*

*in their minds.

Bob shrieks about these "injustices" every day but hasn't lifted one fat finger to do anything about it. Why?

Bob and his very special, very wounded daycare don't want to punish their enemies. They can't. Not just because they're physically the weakest of us - Bob's heart pumps gravy instead of blood after all, but because if all of those excuses went away, they'd have to accept those externalities had nothing to do with their misery.

It’s ironic, Bob and his ilk hate us but at the same time, they need us so they can feel important.
 
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Robert objectifies lesbians:
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Robert thinks all Substack subscribers are 8chan users paying with bitcoins and that Peter Thiel is the owner (he's not even involved with Substack) and that all the writers are politically focused anti-Democrats:
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Robert believes calling something "anti-racist" (a term even its modern popular founder, Kendi, refuses to define) makes it ipso facto good:
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Maybe I'm just completely retarded, but I don't get how Bob can't hold Obama accountable for the wars that he waged for 8 years. Literally he was fighting in the Middle East longer than Bush was. Sure, Bush started them, but Obama ran with them for a full two terms.

And "Anti-Racist" is basically the flip side of "Nazi". Both just mean guy I like/hate, regardless of actual beliefs or actions. Even if they weren't, a lesson or character endorsemant from a man like Bob is worth about as much as a pigeon shitting in your eyes.
 
It’s ironic, Bob and his ilk hate us but at the same time, they need us so they can feel important.
There's this ideology that people try to determine whether they're successful based on the amount of hate they get. I can't promise its origin, but I'm almost certain some shitty rapper is responsible for that gem.

I heard a story that bus drivers aren't supposed to get involved if someone doesn't pay the fare for safety and liability reasons. If you're the rider, you successfully ride the bus for free. But do you really want to be that guy?

Bob = that guy.

Bob's that guy that eats all six Klondike Bars and leaves the empty box in the freezer.
Bob's that guy finishes the coffee and doesn't make a new pot.

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Maybe I'm just completely exceptional, but I don't get how Bob can't hold Obama accountable for the wars that he waged for 8 years. Literally he was fighting in the Middle East longer than Bush was. Sure, Bush started them, but Obama ran with them for a full two terms.

Bob doesn't care about any of that shit.

As long as the president is somebody the maga chuds don't like, he's happy. Bob is not deep or complex. He's as shallow as a puddle.
 
Oh yeah there are fat guys that can work out, but Bob is a liar since he complains about how people place worth on physical strength and wants that to be obsolete. Someone who supposedly works out would never say that so it shows to me that the most weight Bob lifts is his own body.
That's gotta be one of the most fascinating parts of Bobs hypocrisy. He sees all these traditional masculine values as outdated and obsolete, but also claims to be a gun toting survivalist who can bench 310lb, can handle himself in a bar fight and has fucked lesbians before. It's like he's trying to impress everyone, even the people he hates.
 
Maybe I'm just completely exceptional, but I don't get how Bob can't hold Obama accountable for the wars that he waged for 8 years. Literally he was fighting in the Middle East longer than Bush was. Sure, Bush started them, but Obama ran with them for a full two terms.

And "Anti-Racist" is basically the flip side of "Nazi". Both just mean guy I like/hate, regardless of actual beliefs or actions. Even if they weren't, a lesson or character endorsemant from a man like Bob is worth about as much as a pigeon shitting in your eyes.
Bob's a shallow retard who was cheering Obama on and celebrated Hillary as the one who will deliver the "superior future" by getting rid of all the obsoletes. And he wouldn't care because "no bad tactics"

That's gotta be one of the most fascinating parts of Bobs hypocrisy. He sees all these traditional masculine values as outdated and obsolete, but also claims to be a gun toting survivalist who can bench 310lb, can handle himself in a bar fight and has fucked lesbians before. It's like he's trying to impress everyone, even the people he hates.
Bob wants to be seen as a tough guy and wants to intimidate people, like he even made up a story about how he valiantly stood at a BLM protest and his haters ran scared at the sight of him.
 
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