Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is just mad because he just wants Spider-Gwen content to fap to with how much of an eternal virgin he seems to be. Fucking christ Bob is pathetic for his "PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" nonsense when kids likely would only care about Spider-Man or his villains, not the side characters. Also he really doesn't understand shit about Spider-Man since that death literally exists to remind Peter of his limitations and show more of the risks he'd take, it's not some dumb generational event.

The original Gwen Stacy who died was actually the only person who showed Peter Parker some sympathies when he started collage. No, wonder Bob does not like her, given how miserable his life seems to have been he probably did not even get that when entered collage.
 
Also he really doesn't understand shit about Spider-Man since that death literally exists to remind Peter of his limitations and show more of the risks he'd take, it's not some dumb generational event.
Many fans and comic historians consider "The Death of Gwen Stacy" the official end of the Silver Age of Comics as no one had actually killed off a long-running member of a hero's supporting cast up to that point. Bob's smooth brain cannot understand the significance of the event, and I'm (not) sorry, Gwen Stacy is a character who has a greater legacy in death than she ever had in life. I would argue the same for Norman Osborn whose death severely impacted his son, Harry, who struggled with bouts of psychosis before his own demise in Spectacular Spider-Man #200. The only reason why Norman returned from the grave was because Marvel wrote themselves into a corner during the Clone Saga while Gwen stayed dead.

Indeed, Spider-Gwen is merely an alternate version of the 616 Gwen and little more than a novelty. There is already an existing Spider-Girl in the 616 universe that makes Spider-Gwen redundant. Her name is Anya Corazon and Marvel doesn't do anything with her. Then there is Jessica Drew and Cindy Moon AKA Silk. Spider-Gwen/Ghost Spider doesn't even have a niche outside of her striking design.
 
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Yes, some mother and baby homes were horrific - although Christians are by no means exclusively to blame for this; orphanages in communist Romania gave anything the Magdalene Laundries ever did a run for their money.

That doesn't mean babies are better off dead than in foster homes.
Before orphanages, babies were just left out in the wilds to die.

Then again, Bob might believe that is a better option because then they can be raised by wolves!
 
Many fans and comic historians consider "The Death of Gwen Stacy" the official end of the Silver Age of Comics as no one had actually killed off a long-running member of a hero's supporting cast up to that point. Bob's smooth brain cannot understand the significance of the event, and I'm (not) sorry, Gwen Stacy is a character who has a greater legacy in death than she ever had in life. I would argue the same for Norman Osborn whose death severely impacted his son, Harry, who struggled with bouts of psychosis before his own demise in Spectacular Spider-Man #200. The only reason why Norman returned grave because Marvel wrote themselves into a corner during the Clone Saga while Gwen stayed dead.
I'm not surprised Bob would hate that given he wants everything to be in the Silver Age and wants DC to take that route with their films, especially Batman
 
if you want to be an old man ranting about Spidey's love life...
Back during the One More Day comics was released I visited a lot of the CBR forums. "Ranting about Spidey's love life" has consumed terrabytes of "discussion" there...
Is Robert a fan of the Spider-Man animated series like he is the X-Men one? (I actually don't know enough Bob Lore on this.) Because that series adapted The Night Gwen Stacy Died even though Gwen Stacy was never a character on the show. It just put Mary Jane in the role. (And didn't kill her since the series wasn't allowed to depict death. Or guns. Or punching.)
That series was wacky about Peter's girlfriends. It had huge plotline with Debra Whitman. A character so niche in any other Spider media that I keep wondering if one of the writers had a crash on her.
bobbo retardo really thinks he is going to get his dick wet defending the honour of comic characters?
This might explain why his entire defense is whiteknighting imaginary "little girls admiring Gwen". He assumes that some 12 years old girl will read his tweets and fall in love with him.
There is already an existing Spider-Girl in the 616 universe that makes Spider-Gwen redundant. Her name is Anya Corazon and Marvel doesn't do anything with her. Then there is Jessica Drew and Cindy Moon AKA Silk.
There are even way more. Spider-Girl, several Spider-Women etc. The only one which had any modicum of long running success is Jessica Drew. And even that is highly debatable. Gwen did have a lot of initial sales based on the premise. But she is in the same league as Miles, that stretchy terrorist, Silk that you mentioned yourself etc. "The new generation which is just shallow imitations of earlier generation but with colors instead of personality".
 
Indeed, Spider-Gwen was merely an alternate version of the 616 Gwen who was little more than a novelty. There is already an existing Spider-Girl in the 616 universe that makes Spider-Gwen redundant. Her name is Anya Corazon and Marvel doesn't do anything with her. Then there is Jessica Drew and Cindy Moon AKA Silk. Spider-Gwen/Ghost Spider doesn't even have a niche outside of her striking designs.
I always like the spider girl that was Peter's daughter.

And it bugs me how much Miles and SpGwen have usurped her.
Back during the One More Day comics was released I visited a lot of the CBR forums. "Ranting about Spidey's love life" has consumed terrabytes of "discussion" there...
And yet certain people will complain about the power needed to run crypto... ;)
Or messily devoured by bulbous Massholes who stumble across them in the woods.
LOL

Bob going outside...
 
I'm not surprised Bob would hate that given he wants everything to be in the Silver Age and wants DC to take that route with their films, especially Batman
Sweet Freya, the Silver Age Batman was godawful and Lois Lane's solo title was outselling it in the sixties. The revitalization of the Dark Knight didn't even begin until Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams took over in the 70s. Indeed, I find much of Bronze Age DC Comics underrated. I doubt that Bob would know that Clark Kent was a television news anchor from 1971 to 1986 until Byrne's Man of Steel reboot sent him back to the Daily Planet.
There are even way more. Spider-Girl, several Spider-Women etc. The only one which had any modicum of long running success is Jessica Drew. And even that is highly debatable. Gwen did have a lot of initial sales based on the premise. But she is in the same league as Miles, that stretchy terrorist, Silk that you mentioned yourself etc. "The new generation which is just shallow imitations of earlier generation but with colors instead of personality".
That seems to be the order of the day at the Big Two. It truly grinds my gears to see how badly derailed Jon Kent to artificially age him to the point where he is a carbon copy of his father bereft of any personality traits of his own. The only distinction between Jon and Clark is that the former fancies pink-haired twinks and that's not really a trait you can build a character on. To think DC exiled Conner Kent and Bart Allen to limbo for this--both having had series that lasted 100 and 89 issues, respectively.
I always like the spider girl that was Peter's daughter.
I didn't include Mayday was she comes from and stayed in an alternate future, but yeah, I see her as the definitive Spider-Girl.
 
Back during the One More Day comics was released I visited a lot of the CBR forums. "Ranting about Spidey's love life" has consumed terrabytes of "discussion" there...

That series was wacky about Peter's girlfriends. It had huge plotline with Debra Whitman. A character so niche in any other Spider media that I keep wondering if one of the writers had a crash on her.

This might explain why his entire defense is whiteknighting imaginary "little girls admiring Gwen". He assumes that some 12 years old girl will read his tweets and fall in love with him.

There are even way more. Spider-Girl, several Spider-Women etc. The only one which had any modicum of long running success is Jessica Drew. And even that is highly debatable. Gwen did have a lot of initial sales based on the premise. But she is in the same league as Miles, that stretchy terrorist, Silk that you mentioned yourself etc. "The new generation which is just shallow imitations of earlier generation but with colors instead of personality".
I'd argue Julia Carpenter was a more popular Spider-Woman than even Jessica Drew. Drew was in Limbo for decades until Bendis used her in New Avengers and the most interesting thing about her was the was the Skrull Queen in Secret Invasion. That and the piece of Trivia the only reason Jessica Jones exist is because Marvel told Bendis he couldn't use Drew in the Alias series he did for the Max line.

But Carpenter was a mainstay member of the West Coast Avengers and Force Works and was even a major supporting character in the 90's Iron Man series playing a mix of her own character and Pepper Potts.
 
Hey Blobby Gwen wasn't "Fridged" well at least not for Peter. Yeah, her death has flued a lot of Spider-Man stories but she was originally killed for one reason they had two potential love interests for Peter back then Fun Party Girl Mary Jane Watson and boring Good Girl Gwen the writers wanted Gwen gone so they could concentrate on MJ. Meaning she was bumped off not for a male character but to promote another female character.

Edit: The most popular thing about Spider Gwen is her costume which credit to it is a cool design.
ACKTUALLY
There were more than two in the original Ditko/Lee run.

Gwen Stacy
Mary Jane
Betty Brant
Liz Allan
and
Black Cat

Spider-man was like Archie. He had the opportunity to get with a girl of any hair color, and he picked the sexy redhead.
 
I forgot you can read the "script" of his reviews on moviebobcentral.com. This is the bit about Gnosticism:
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Bobby is an inveterate name-dropper, not so much an explainer.

Even reading the "script" makes my eye water. This might be what he considers "esoteric philosophy".
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Read: Eternals is garbage but I'm to wrapped up in ideological dogma and fanwank to admit it (so here's a convoluted reason why that's a good thing)
 
I'd argue Julia Carpenter was a more popular Spider-Woman than even Jessica Drew. Drew was in Limbo for decades until Bendis used her in New Avengers and the most interesting thing about her was the was the Skrull Queen in Secret Invasion. That and the piece of Trivia the only reason Jessica Jones exist is because Marvel told Bendis he couldn't use Drew in the Alias series he did for the Max line.

But Carpenter was a mainstay member of the West Coast Avengers and Force Works and was even a major supporting character in the 90's Iron Man series playing a mix of her own character and Pepper Potts.
The ONLY reason I rate Jessica Drew higher is that she had her own animated series so to this day her look is the "classic Spider-Woman" look. But I agree that you can argue both ways.
 
Simple, one is fuckable and the other isn't, it's that easy
Not if you put your mind to it.
They’re not going to kill off Zendaya in No Way Home. People are theorising that, if the previous versions of Spider-Man show up, she will be rescued by Andrew Garfield.
I'm not that interested in the MCU anymore, but that actually sounds really interesting.
Is Robert a fan of the Spider-Man animated series like he is the X-Men one? (I actually don't know enough Bob Lore on this.) Because that series adapted The Night Gwen Stacy Died even though Gwen Stacy was never a character on the show. It just put Mary Jane in the role. (And didn't kill her since the series wasn't allowed to depict death. Or guns. Or punching.)
Off-topic, but didn't Linkara say he preferred that show over Spectacular Spider-Man for some reason?
Many fans and comic historians consider "The Death of Gwen Stacy" the official end of the Silver Age of Comics as no one had actually killed off a long-running member of a hero's supporting cast up to that point. Bob's smooth brain cannot understand the significance of the event
You're telling me Bob didn't compare Gwen Stacy dying to the JFK assassination?
 
Not if you put your mind to it.

I'm not that interested in the MCU anymore, but that actually sounds really interesting.

Off-topic, but didn't Linkara say he preferred that show over Spectacular Spider-Man for some reason?

You're telling me Bob didn't compare Gwen Stacy dying to the JFK assassination?
I thought the release of Sonic was the JFK assassination, and the console wars was 'Nam? I could be wrong, its hard to keep track of all the atrocities that Bob compares to insignificant minutiae.
 
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