Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Quixotic Man]

I made this a few days ago as a shitpost in the Rittenhouse thread, but this is what Moviebob ACTUALLY wants to happen.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I made this a few days ago as a shitpost in the Rittenhouse thread, but this is what Moviebob ACTUALLY wants to happen.


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Well that can't be true. Wasn't Biden going to try and beat Corn Pop with a chain?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Totes gonna happen fam.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1461834575383076871

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Had Kyle just been sent to the chair like he was supposed to he could be celebrating with his friends but instead he's going to be celebrating doing his job

also there's no friends

also it's just him drinking Miller Lite alone and on twiiter

also he's doing it in the room he grew up in

"at least one script" but how many run-on sentences?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've gotta admit, Bob has been surprisingly restrained vis-a-vis Rittenhouse's acquittal. I guess the cheap booze needs a few hours to kick in.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I've gotta admit, Bob has been surprisingly restrained vis-a-vis Rittenhouse's acquittal. I guess the cheap booze needs a few hours to kick in.

Even he had to of seen it coming.

 

[Mola Ram]

I've gotta admit, Bob has been surprisingly restrained vis-a-vis Rittenhouse's acquittal. I guess the cheap booze needs a few hours to kick in.

Every time he opines on a legal matter he gets his shit pushed in for his sheer ignorance. Even an amoeba eventually learns to avoid pain.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Usually I don't comment much on these idiots who are somehow fans and defenders of Robert as that seems even more unfair, but MOS 8502's idea here is one of the stupidest I've seen yet. Yes, let's charge Rittenhouse and his mother with conspiracy to... do something legal?

MOS is a leftist from Canada. Canadian leftists believe even less in the right to self-defense (they don't even acknowledge a right to keep and bear arms; the former "Public Safety" minister, a former Toronto Police Chief named Bill Blair, said last year that owning a gun in Canada is a privilege, not a right) than American leftists.

Even as such, Canada still nominally has the right to self-defense, but like Kyle, people who defend themselves with a firearm very often find themselves charged with a crime for doing so. I want someone to ask Bill Blair or the current Canadian Public Safety Minster (Turdeau shuffled recently), or any of these other stupid anti-gun leftists, "OK so, lemme get this straight. You say that owning a gun is a privilege. Canadian Law states that self-defense is a right. If I'm a tiny 5'1 woman, being attacked by some 6'4 man, and the ONLY good way to defend myself is WITH A GUN otherwise I'm SCREWED, does that mean that MY right to self-defense IS A DE FACTO PRIVILEGE?"

 

[Flexo]

bob should go in front of my boy kyle and get gunned down. hows that for double jeopardy you drooling mongo

How? I don't think Kyle owns an elephant gun.

MOS is a leftist from Canada. Canadian leftists believe even less in the right to self-defense (they don't even acknowledge a right to keep and bear arms; the former "Public Safety" minister, a former Toronto Police Chief named Bill Blair, said last year that owning a gun in Canada is a privilege, not a right) than American leftists.

Even as such, Canada still nominally has the right to self-defense, but like Kyle, people who defend themselves with a firearm very often find themselves charged with a crime for doing so. I want someone to ask Bill Blair or the current Canadian Public Safety Minster (Turdeau shuffled recently), or any of these other stupid anti-gun leftists, "OK so, lemme get this straight. You say that owning a gun is a privilege. Canadian Law states that self-defense is a right. If I'm a tiny 5'1 woman, being attacked by some 6'4 man, and the ONLY good way to defend myself is WITH A GUN otherwise I'm SCREWED, does that mean that MY right to self-defense IS A DE FACTO PRIVILEGE?"

Easier example: Ask them what someone in a wheelchair is supposed to do for self defense.

 

[UserAccess]

"at least one script" but how many run-on sentences?

Sentence. Singular.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I for one can't believe Rittenhouse walked with such a strong, solid case from the prosecution. Brilliant strategies like saying "it's unfair that Kyle used a gun instead of his fists" and showing a clip from the '80s action movie Roadhouse should have secured a death penalty conviction.

 

[Mola Ram]

I for one can't believe Rittenhouse walked with such a strong, solid case from the prosecution. Brilliant strategies like saying "it's unfair that Kyle used a gun instead of his fists" and showing a clip from the '80s action movie Roadhouse should have secured a death penalty conviction.

Worth mentioning that Bob and all his "resistance" ilk are pants-shittingly furious over an acquittal that featured a prosecutor claiming, "Everyone takes a beating now and then."

Resist! Or lick the boot! Depends on who's running things!

 

[Blacklight]

a follow up from Bob's angels. You've heard of green text. Now experience GREEN NAMES!
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And yet another shout out to @Elwin Ransom for finding out how beautiful LassLibrary is

Be careful lest you find yourself with a red name too!

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I think he's more hurt that none of his "mutuals" cared to jump in and defend his dumb ass, like EVERY SINGLE OTHER TIME.

The green names thing is in reference to a browser app called 'shinigami eyes' because of course trannies have zero self awareness and call their browser app a thing from Death Note that requires the user to give up half their life. 41% jokes ahead.

 

[Meat Target]

When Blob is mad, I am glad.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob gets mad at the tranny, which explains why he has common "mutuals", gets dunked on pretty good, and retweets a mexican crypto-jew who gives us a shout out. There is some gold in the tranny clap back.

https://twitter.com/confederatiode2/status/1461868347939717129

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and a bonus response from Arkle

Tranny with wrong politics = KKK loving clown
Suck it Arkle

the screen shot in question is the eugenics tweet

Gretchen is a tranny so he's probably no fan of the farms. Maybe these retards will realize that this is one of the top results for just typing in Moviebob

and we don't even show up in the top results for images.

We are not the only ones that don't like Bob. Many, many people find him detestable. We are just dedicated and cannot be stopped by some poz loaded tranny janny. That's why you point us out, mexican crypto-jew. Cope and sneed.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Every time he opines on a legal matter he gets his shit pushed in for his sheer ignorance. Even an amoeba eventually learns to avoid pain.

An amoeba doesn't have an insane ego that overpowers its survival instinct.

The green names thing is in reference to a browser app called 'shinigami eyes' because of course trannies have zero self awareness and call their browser app a thing from Death Note that requires the user to give up half their life. 41% jokes ahead.

That's fucking hilarious, especially because you know that never occurred to them.

 

[JayHarrison]

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Take a close look at the top of the second image listed here. Moviebob's first post there has a sentence that ends with "...and I... care about others?" You notice how that sentence ends with a question mark? It's as if Bob is both implicitly and explicitly saying that he doesn't actually cares about others.

That's because Moviebob... actually doesn't care about others!

 

[Koby_Fish]

How? I don't think Kyle owns an elephant gun.


Easier example: Ask them what someone in a wheelchair is supposed to do for self defense.

oh absolutely that too, however I was going for the faminist angle on that one cuz people don't give a shit about people with disabilities nearly as much as they do about the whamens.

Take a close look at the top of the second image listed here. Moviebob's first post there has a sentence that ends with "...and I... care about others?" You notice how that sentence ends with a question mark? It's as if Bob is both implicitly and explicitly saying that he doesn't actually cares about others.

That's because Moviebob... actually doesn't care about others!

He cares about his niece and nephew (and assumably by extension his mom, bro, SIL, sis, and azn BIL), and cares enough to thirst over bolt-on Made in China tits and "tall" troons. No, Bob, drooling over Naomi Wu or two lesbuns going at it hoping that they'll let you touch them is NOT "caring about others". But this is the performativeness, where he claims to care about people, but then redefines people so that "people" doesn't mean people, it means irredeemable subhuman untermenschen mayonnaiseghoulen. Bob doesn't care about "people", he cares about the People Who Matter Who Vote Blue No Matter Who(tm).

 

[Positron]

When Blob is mad, I am glad.

Rittenhouse stole his Thanksgiving, perhaps even Christmas.

Yes, of course Kyle's going to become a hero. Know why? Because he took on a movement backed by the President, Congress, big capital, George Soros, and every other member of the swamp with a semi-automatic rifle and a drone video, and won.

David has killed Goliath, and what we're seeing is the Philistines sneed about it.

If I were the mayor of Kenosha I'd give Rittenhouse the Key to the City. Same for George Zimmerman.

And if Bobby is sore about being called 'functionally illiterate", he is welcome to expand on his analogy between The Eternals and Wings of Desire. But of course he can't because he is voidbrained and, yup, functionally illiterate. Indeed, to point out the most obvious parallel (an immortal choose to become mortal in order to experience, you know, love) only highlights the creepiness of The Eternals.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Rittenhouse stole his Thanksgiving, perhaps even Christmas.


If I were the mayor of Kenosha I'd give Rittenhouse the Key to the City. Same for George Zimmerman.

And if Bobby is sore about being called 'functionally illiterate", he is welcome to expand on his analogy between The Eternals and Wings of Desire. But of course he can't because he is voidbrained and, yup, functionally illiterate. Indeed, to point out the most obvious parallel (an immortal choose to become mortal in order to experience, you know, love) only highlights the creepiness of The Eternals.

Bob's superficial comparisons of some movies to other movies seems autistic to me. Like, an autistic person might compare one thing and another thing that ordinary people would look at it and go, "no, there's no comparison or similarity". Maybe only other autists (like his troon angel army) "get" it.

I mean sure, bob knows how to use letters and words, but he never paid attention in english class where they presumably taught kids how to avoid writing run-on sentences? At least they did when I was a kid, and I'm only like 8 years older than Blob. But I think even then, the Canadian school system > US school system for Massholes. Or he does know that one should not do run on sentences but smugly ignores that advice because he can get away with it, or so he thinks, and goes full Stream of Consciousness as if it's some elevated, galaxy brained means of conveying his thoughts. Who the frick is he copying by doing that, by the way? Does Yahtzee over at Zero Punctuation pull that shit too? Or was it just some weird hobo wino in bahstan that Bob occasionally passes by on his trip to the liquor store?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

this dude really out here comparing facing life in prison to getting temporarily banned from Twitter lmao