Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Another figure he has a lot in common with is Wilbur Whately from the Dunwich Horror. Here's some of the things they share in common:

1. Both are from white trash shitholes in Massachussetts.
2. Both have dead father figures. Sure, Wilbur's is beyond time and space, but his gramps raised him and died in book.
3. Both have abnormal facial features.
4. Both have yellowish tint to their skin.
5. Both eat disgusting things. Wilbur and his twin takes blood, and Bob eats food half rotten and in unholy amounts.
6. Both live in decaying shacks owned by kin.
7. Both are limited in education and culture. Wilbur however actually reads, even if it's mainly ooga booga lore.
8. Both seek to open a gate. Wilbur to Yog Sothoth his pops, while Bob for Beengbeengwa'hoo in the Mushroom kingdom.
9. Both are focused on one sole discipline.
10. Both believe in "at any force necessary".
11. Both are arguably degenerate inbreds.
12. Both did weird construction projects. Wilbur the homestead, Bob that fucking green painted wall.
13. Both look at people with unnatural focus in their eyes. Wilbur with evil, Bob with the dull look of a rooster.
14. Both don't like showing their legs, though for different reasons.

Look I'm not saying that Bob is a spawn of outer beings and thus not a person, but-
 
I have been eagerly awaiting lesser brother's thoughts on the verdict and he doesn't disappoint, well if his dad were still alive he would but that's besides the point.
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Everything he does is inferior to Bob. He tries to write a verbose tweet using a pointless amount of words and fail at that. He tries to become internet famous with his 8 personal podcasts with basically a tranny union behind him and fails at that. He is given a house from his grandma and fails at that so badly that he is in X amount of six figures in debt. He can't even tard punch a wall right.

He does have two replies as of now. That one like on both of them is from lesser brother.
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And because I know you're just dying to know about Mama Roxy
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Non-monog positive I'm guessing means that he is okay with cheating and sleeping around. That's an incredibly winning combination if he actually is a parent. I didn't even need the trans flag to know it's a guy. He makes absolutely no effort to hide his man voice on twitch.

Lesser brother cannot even get weirdo, sex pest troons to follow him. VERY SAD.
 
Feel free to tag me late or retarded but: can someone link me to where Movieblob got blown out by dog girl? I’m only interested because I’m hoping it’s the same one that was on The Secret Podcast
 
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Also being honest, I try not to drag Bob's family into this thread (except for his brother, who's increasingly bizarre). But the hypocrisy of him dunking on the physical appearance of others while proudly preening about his own less-than-model-perfect clan is one of those things I just couldn't tolerate. I think putting his own words over his own family with no additional commentary is really quite mild. It's not our fault that his own words are that vicious -- and, I suspect, self-loathing, on some level.
I wasn't shitting on you lol, it's clear you're mocking the Blob by taking the stone of his own viewpoints and flinging it at his glass house. Blobert is clearly a narcissist with bottom feeding self-esteem, who uses his whole vision of a perfect future as a coping mechanism which he supports by brutally hating on the people he dislikes. In fact, Narcissism is often linked to a low sense of self-esteem but you don't really need to read any papers to reach this conclusion, a "case study" of the cows on these fields is enough, we have colossal losers (Blobert, Fat Jack), e-whores (I don't want to add a fucking paragraph here lol!) and other fuck ups in the realm of narcissistic cows that show this!
What a truly amazing train of thought. People Bob insults = Nazis, you dislike this behaviour = you are mad he insults nazis = you are a nazi and part of the KKK. Thus, anyone who disagrees with Bob is a subhuman Nazi.

It's like that professor of logic bit Norm Macdonald did except it starts with "hey you like Moviebob?" And ends on "oh so you're part of the KKK."
These retards are just as intolerant, tribalistic and dehumanizing in their actions as the ones they hate so much, except the extremists on the other side don't have Twitter on their side. If you inverted the subjects of Blobert's rhetoric you would probably horrify him and his cult of orbiters, followed by a ban soon after, while Bob gets a blue checkmark for his efforts!

GET TO TWITTER STAT, MOVIEBOB IS GETTING BODIED BY JOHN MILLIUS' DAUGHTER
She mauled him like a dog does, going straight for the throat lol!

She might need to lay off fatty foods for a while after this, with all that cholesterol she got from chewing down Blobert!
 
GET TO TWITTER STAT, MOVIEBOB IS GETTING BODIED BY JOHN MILLIUS' DAUGHTER
FUCK YEAH LETS GO. I LOVE JOHN.



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Never Forget that Milius was the guy who called himself a "Zen Anarchist" and was mad that he couldn't be "King of The Hippies".
Never Forget that "Apocalypse Now" comes from Milius taking a "Peace Now" pin and saying we should "get it all over with" by turning it into A Flying Fortress Bomber and writing "Apocalypse Now"

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Thank you for Conan, Jeremiah Johnson, and Red Dawn. Milius you are a glorious madman in the best sense.
Much love to John and his style he learned from Kurosawa and Ford.
 
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