Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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First captured by @Positron and I missed it

Minor cow cross over
Sady Doyle, for those who don't know, is a basic bitch feminist known for getting into a fight with Nick from the Cumtown podcast, giving a tarot reading to some crying woman in an airport that said the woman should leave her husband, and trooning out because nothing else was getting her the attention she was owed. Despite trying to be one herself, she likes to point out the true evils of being a man. Bob claps his seal flippers and arfs.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1465672097083056129

I can only infer from this that Bob is admitting that he would be abusive if ever allowed a family. Alternatively, he could be saying that anyone working labor jobs are abusive. It was just yesterday that he was getting slapped around for his working class takes. I've got enough tin foil left over from Thanksgiving that I believe he still holds animus over those stupid obsolescences that carpal tunnel syndrome and self inflicted diabetes are the real dangers that people who contribute to society face!
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Both Sady and Bob miss the qualifying sentence right before the inevitably. I fully agree with that previous sentence. Men are supposed to suck it up and provide for their family. It's how ALL OF SOCIETY HAS BEEN BUILT. Changing that now because some fat ass without a job or family from Lynn and an attention whore troon think it's bad is asinine. However, there is supposed to be an outlet for all the indignity and suffer a man takes because of his job: The support and love from that family. Check this out.

Sharing my most viewed video because it is adorable! #viralagain #boostitup #likethis #heiscute #truckersson #daddysboy #fyp #ShowUpShowOff

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I love this vid. That little bastard sees his daddy pull in with his big rig and SPRINTS to go and hug him. In that moment all those days on the road evaporate as his son wraps his little arms around his neck and dad remembers why he does it. You take that love away from a man then, as the writer said, inevitably you're either gonna get table flipping or dress wearing or both. Unless things change drastically Bob will never know the feeling of watching his little boy run so hard towards him that he has to throw his hat away to reduce drag. Sady, for all her buzz cuts and pants wearing, can never know what that's like. I'm pretty sure it's her husband, actual man who was with her pre and post trooning and fathered a daughter with her pre trooning, that works. Sady writes books no one reads and is now trying to make a comic no one asked for.

Now there are outliers where a guy was always a piece of shit but this saying that it's inevitable that all men will start beating their wives as if they were a lesbian couple is retarded. A large percentage of abusive relationships are reciprocal and perpetuated by two damaged people. This is just reinforcing, by her own account, Sady's memory of her abusive father and Bob's belief that everyone other than him is vile.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

"All lives matter" is a romantic or essentialist idea that People Who Matter must disabuse themselves of.
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Ah yes, "Gas the mayo-ghouls", "Hitler or Moviebob?" indeed.

Isiah 58 challenges Bobby again.
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Note Bobby's list does not include "the absence of terves, prolifers, Trumpsters, and manual workers". His dream of a Superior Future devoid of such undesirable elements is, in his words, "an illusion".

Bobby tells Isiah to get on with the times. Bobby is not only an Academic of History; he is a goddam Cassandra and has already seen what modern warfare, robotics, and open border would get us.
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Isiah's got Mr. Thinker's number here, and Bob doesn't like it at all.

Isiah points out that wasting efforts on boutique interests would divert resources that goes towards the interest of people in general:
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Bobby doesn't care for winning hearts and minds, much less the welfare of the people. He wants conflicts, and the best ways to raise shit is to elevate some people at the expense of others.

Bob realizes that he is losing the argument, so "He just doesn't care."

He goes on with his Machiavellian tirade: we should lose the obsoletes so that our next generation do not have to endure Bobby's high-school trauma. With today's tech, they can be extirpated with a few Emmas With Two Moms.
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Bob is projecting like an IMAX here. "I'm not a selfish bastard." The way he tries to shut down the conversation, he obviously wishes that he had never touched this tarbaby. Good job, Bob. Frustrating for you, entertaining for us.

 

[Positron]

The passage Sady quotes is from this book. The Wikipedia page of the author, a journo who doesn't even hold a degree in psychology or sociology.

 

[Mola Ram]

Ah yes, "Gas the mayo-ghouls", "Hitler or Moviebob?" indeed.

I think one of the reasons Bob is endlessly fascinating is that he tweets like a lunatic supervillain, complete with eliminationist, genocidal rhetoric; setting himself up as the arbiter of who qualifies as a human being; and generally coming across as a balcony-shrieking tyrant ... but in reality he's a walleyed, goofy-faced tubbo with all the charisma of a moldy cheese sandwich. The disparity between the performance and the reality is something I can't wrap my brain around.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob deigns to respond:

"I have interacted with the legal system".
Translation: Bobby has exposed himself when drunk.

Bob has claimed to have gotten into more than zero bar fights. The context and reason for these bar fights, assuming they really were Roadhouse style bare knuckle brawls, were never elaborated. He did claim in a tweet that is my personal white whale that there's a lot of catharsis in hearing someone's head crash against the bar when you kick their stool out from underneath them. The guy Bob was trying be an internet tough guy too then asked something about how that sounds like an arrestable offense. Bob never responded and the tweet has disappeared both from twitter and the from this site in the great server fire of '19. If Bob has ha any actual interaction with the legal system I'm betting on it either being disorderly conduct, contacted them to get in front of any potential swatting, or, and judging by him calling everyone in the legal system racist I think this is the more likely option, contacted them to try to arrest or intervene with all the cyber bullying and they laughed at his giant face.

The only interaction he's had with police that I know of was at some pride parade when a lesbian chimped out at some cop and Bob just stood there.

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The passage Sady quotes is from this book. The Wikipedia page of the author, a journo who doesn't even hold a degree in psychology or sociology.

He's not even a full professor of teaching writing and linguistics.

 

[Foltest]

I noticed that in his rant about relgious people, that he was was careful not to mention Israel or the jews when he said "those people who bulldoze houses in Palestine".
Does he know that he if he did that, he would get shit upon?

 

[Flexo]

I'm way behind, catching up, I just really hope at some point Bob explains natural selection here.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Oh that? Let me sift through his delusional shitty fucking manifesto again...


There we are. Page 41 of Brick by Brick.

Apparently some Eastern Catholics attended Brainless Bobby's parochial 3rd rate school, and at least one of them made fun of him enough to make him hate them forever.

So the MED BVLL is responsible for turning Bob into the pathetic consoomer we see today?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

My question is why Bob likes to simultaneously beat the "my ancestor was on the Mayflower" which would peg him as primarily of English Protestant and probably Congregationalist descent while also claiming to have gone to Catholic school.

It's not impossible but conversion from Protestant to Catholic is in my experience not an exceptionally common event and probably even less so multiple generations back.

Before Vatican II the Catholic Church required that Catholics in mixed marriages raise any children as Catholics. If Bob's family were Catholics and a Protestant married into it, that Protestant would have to agree to bring their kids up as Catholics for the Church to allow them to marry.

However, all this is implying Bob's actually descended from the Pilgrims and isn't just making stuff up to sound cool on the Internet.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bobby doesn't care for winning hearts and minds, much less the welfare of the people

Bob lacks any sort of interest further than his own welfare. How much you would bet that if the Beetus cure would exist, Bob would definetly sign the death warrant of 1000 people if that meant he would get it? At this point i'm also throwing in the fact that Bob lacks any sort of long term vision or planning (outside of his eating habits, that is). Who cares we slaughter the people we don't like and maybe in a generation or two, the descendants decide to rise against us? Or a nation we shafted hard in the past decides to hold a long standing and justified grudge against us for our atrocities?

I know that Bob is in the page of "Kill the men, the women and the children too", but if he was realistic he would know full well you cannot exterminate 100% all of them. And let's not get in the obvious repercussions of such acts that would lead to people not wanting to work with you because they see you as a deranged murdering maniac.

Who would even thought that Moviebob would make the KKK look the nazis or white supremacists like a bunch of reasonable and level headed people? This sort of incredible unhingedness and lack of thought is what i live for in this thread and even if i find Bob's words and ideas horrifying, i still like it.

Men are supposed to suck it up and provide for their family. It's how ALL OF SOCIETY HAS BEEN BUILT.

Modern urbanites cannot even think about this without feeling dirty, so don't expect Bob and basic soyboys to ever bring this up, even if it's a tried and true method that has worked for thousands of years. And even today you will probably still find men that yearn to be the man of the house, do things with their hands and provide for their family without having to be a corporate slave rat that is enslaved to an industrial warehouse.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Odd, I thought the relationships with the highest levels of abuse were lesbian relationships. I guess women are better at "patriarchal masculinity" than men are.

However, there is supposed to be an outlet for all the indignity and suffer a man takes because of his job: The support and love from that family. Check this out.

Sharing my most viewed video because it is adorable! #viralagain #boostitup #likethis #heiscute #truckersson #daddysboy #fyp #ShowUpShowOff

1.6K Likes, 55 Comments. TikTok video from Alexis Hatter (@ahatter5): "Sharing my most viewed video because it is adorable! #viralagain #boostitup #likethis #heiscute #truckersson #daddysboy #fyp #ShowUpShowOff". original sound - Alexis Hatter.

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Awwwwwww. That is so sweet and wholesome I feel bad for having to rant in about 30 seconds.

I love this vid. That little bastard sees his daddy pull in with his big rig and SPRINTS to go and hug him. In that moment all those days on the road evaporate as his son wraps his little arms around his neck and dad remembers why he does it. You take that love away from a man then, as the writer said, inevitably you're either gonna get table flipping or dress wearing or both.

The hell of it is, that's what they want, Bob and these freaks he supports (well, maybe not Bob, I doubt he understands it that far). They don't want men to be working; they want men being outright degenerate. I was listening to a podcast going over a bit of Gramsci and Lukacs and Freud and how they influenced Marcuse. It then goes on to quote Marcuse from "Eros and Civilization" so I did what I do and found a PDF and read a bit more into the quotes. Marcuse has got this entire wall of text where he says things like:

Spoiler: Freudian Marxism, abandon every hope ye who click here

If there is no original "work instinct," then the energy required for (unpleasurable) work must be "withdrawn" from the primary instincts- from the sexual and from the destructive instincts. Since civilization is mainly the work of Eros, it is first of all withdrawal of libido: culture " obtains a great part of the mental energy it needs by subtracting it from sexuality."

There's pages and pages of this but it's all things like "desexualization, by weakening Eros, unbinds the destructive impulses". All our problems come from not freeing our Eros from Capitalism! Once we do that it will be so much more sexually and economically liberated and then we can start thinking about those pesky incest taboos we use to help shackle Thanatos because Eros is busy building things!

Spoiler: And now literal motherfuckery

Perhaps the taboo on incest was the first great protection against the death instinct: the taboo on Nirvana, on the regressive impulse for peace which stood in the way of progress, of Life itself. Mother and wife were separated, and the fatal identity of Eros and Thanatos was thus dissolved. With regard to the mother, sensual love becomes aim-inhibited and transformed into affection (tenderness). Sexuality and affection are divorced; only later they are to meet again in the love to the wife which is sensual as well as tender, aim-inhibited as well as aim-attaining.

This is the end game: They want a world where every man is Chris-Chan.

Unless things change drastically Bob will never know the feeling of watching his little boy run so hard towards him that he has to throw his hat away to reduce drag. Sady, for all her buzz cuts and pants wearing, can never know what that's like. I'm pretty sure it's her husband, actual man who was with her pre and post trooning and fathered a daughter with her pre trooning, that works. Sady writes books no one reads and is now trying to make a comic no one asked for.

Don't worry, after the Revolution Sady will be the glorious comic creator of the proletariat. One of the Thinkers to lead us forward!

 

[JayHarrison]

"All lives matter" is a romantic or essentialist idea that People Who Matter must disabuse themselves of.
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Moviebob is a villain. Moviebob is a creep. Moviebob is not smart. Moviebob is the least deserving. A future with Moviebob holding political influence and/or power is not a future worth having.

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Bobby warns leftists against "regressives" who ally themselves with terves.
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NazBols believe in you; SJWs never do. So choose wisely.

Present-day Moviebob's belief system is arguably more deeply rooted in superstition than at any time in his past.

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Isiah 58 challenges Bobby again.
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Note Bobby's list does not include "the absence of terves, prolifers, Trumpsters, and manual workers". His dream of a Superior Future devoid of such undesirable elements is, in his words, "an illusion".

Yep. What's ironic here is that Moviebob, himself, is a total waste of oxygen, water, proteins and whatever passes for nutrients. If not for the presence of TERFs, pro-lifers, the MAGA crowd, and manual workers, et. al., the air wouldn't be as breathable, the water wouldn't be drinkable, and the proteins and nutrients wouldn't be as edible as they are now. Fucking moron!

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Bobby tells Isiah to get on with the times. Bobby is not only an Academic of History; he is a goddam Cassandra and has already seen what modern warfare, robotics, and open border would get us.
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Puh-leeze! Moviebob can't remember anything he's written after 24 hours, and when people (rightfully) call him out on his bullshit, he claims that it was a "joke taken out of context", even when there's no context under which his words are even remotely humorous.

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Isiah points out that wasting efforts on boutique interests would divert resources that goes towards the interest of people in general:
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Bobby doesn't care for winning hearts and minds, much less the welfare of the people. He wants conflicts, and the best ways to raise shit is to elevate some people at the expense of others.

Once again, because it's pertinent to the discussion:

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He goes on with his Machiavellian tirade: we should lose the obsoletes so that our next generation do not have to endure Bobby's high-school trauma. With today's tech, they can be extirpated with a few Emmas With Two Moms.
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Yes, the world is evolving, but Moviebob refuses to follow suit, being the superiyaa being he is.

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The anti-white terrorist attack at Waukesha has woken up some lefties -- but that's because they don't have the faith of a True Believer:
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Moviebob Debate Tactic number I-lost-count: When you don't have an counter-argument based on facts and/or evidence, make the MAGA crowd the scapegoat.

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Bobby is only too happy to commodify himself to appease the Techocrats -- provided they limit the speech of "NazBols".
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This, however, is not the general tenet of Capitalism, but specifically the belief of Adam Smith.

Moviebob did declare himself a "Technocrat dandy" years ago.

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Fauci is the avatar of Science. Keep Believing.
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Misogynist Moviebob is misogynist.

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I'm confused here. On one hand, Moviebob hated Brexit because it meant the United Kingdom declared its independence from the European Union. On the other, Moviebob is celebrating Barbados declaring its independence from England.

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PETA appeals to the skinwearer demographic:
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[Koby_Fish]

"All lives matter" is a romantic or essentialist idea that People Who Matter must disabuse themselves of.
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Bobby warns leftists against "regressives" who ally themselves with terves.
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NazBols believe in you; SJWs never do. So choose wisely.

Isiah 58 challenges Bobby again.
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Note Bobby's list does not include "the absence of terves, prolifers, Trumpsters, and manual workers". His dream of a Superior Future devoid of such undesirable elements is, in his words, "an illusion".

Bobby tells Isiah to get on with the times. Bobby is not only an Academic of History; he is a goddam Cassandra and has already seen what modern warfare, robotics, and open border would get us.
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Isiah points out that wasting efforts on boutique interests would divert resources that goes towards the interest of people in general:
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Bobby doesn't care for winning hearts and minds, much less the welfare of the people. He wants conflicts, and the best ways to raise shit is to elevate some people at the expense of others.

He goes on with his Machiavellian tirade: we should lose the obsoletes so that our next generation do not have to endure Bobby's high-school trauma. With today's tech, they can be extirpated with a few Emmas With Two Moms.
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The anti-white terrorist attack at Waukesha has woken up some lefties -- but that's because they don't have the faith of a True Believer:
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Bobby is only too happy to commodify himself to appease the Techocrats -- provided they limit the speech of "NazBols".
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This, however, is not the general tenet of Capitalism, but specifically the belief of Adam Smith.

Fauci is the avatar of Science. Keep Believing.
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PETA appeals to the skinwearer demographic:
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Incomprehensible MCU "metatext":
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Luke, Chu, and Nymphomachy talks about something called Kate Bishop, Killmonger and Utena. Here's an excerpt that probably doesn't make sense:
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Men, be better like Bobby! He never loses his temper!
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I'm not surprised that Bob here is being somewhat hypocritical about those whose *right to exist* is threatened, all while in the same breath talking about abortion. I mean sure, "fetuses aren't people" and thus have no right to exist in Bobby's eyes, but the fact that Bob doesn't think they have a right to exist, doesn't mean they don't have said right. I mean, some Nahtzee could claim that troons/gheys/darkies aren't people (and they do claim it), and Bob theoretically wouldn't have a leg to stand on, because he's using the exact same reasoning to deperson people ("they're bad/do bad things/think bad thoughts/inferior/UNEVOLVED" - the same logic used to deperson primitive tribe members) as the Nahtzees are. Well, except on the fetuses; Bob's argument there is they (presumably) can't think (or believe lol), have no thought processes, don't do anything, are wholly dependent on the "birth giver" currently carrying them for basic continuance of existence, and furthermore are an albatross around the necks of poor women who just want to make it in life, aren't developed, and therefore they are not people. Would Bob support someone aborting if the parents found out through some sort of genetic test that they're likely to troon out and would rather not deal with that?

Also something tells me that Bob's dad was at least in some way an abusive alcoholic. Maybe he wasn't beating his kids everyday (or his wife) but I bet the verbal abuse was something else. Chris and Bob's functional alcoholism didn't come out of nowhere. For some reason a lot of people who drink are mean drunks and abuse those around them. I will guaranfucking-tee you that's the reason Bob stayed in his car to play mario after work back in the day. He didn't want to wake up dad or interrupt dad on a bender and incur his booze-fuelled wrath. But instead of rejecting alcohol as a cope, Bob embraced it wholeheartedly and so did Chris.

Not only that, Bob admits he's always angry. Presumably even while he drinks. But he justifies it in that he's not angry about workplace bullshit; he's angry that people want to gas the darkies and troons and gheys, so he wants to gas the mayoghouls (while not admitting he'd probably gas any PeeOhCees who want to gas the gays and troons) because doing so will bring about the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah that he supposedly somehow "earned" by voting D every chance he got and telling elected officials to gulag the normies on twitter.

Bob has claimed to have gotten into more than zero bar fights. The context and reason for these bar fights, assuming they really were Roadhouse style bare knuckle brawls, were never elaborated. He did claim in a tweet that is my personal white whale that there's a lot of catharsis in hearing someone's head crash against the bar when you kick their stool out from underneath them. The guy Bob was trying be an internet tough guy too then asked something about how that sounds like an arrestable offense. Bob never responded and the tweet has disappeared both from twitter and the from this site in the great server fire of '19. If Bob has ha any actual interaction with the legal system I'm betting on it either being disorderly conduct, contacted them to get in front of any potential swatting, or, and judging by him calling everyone in the legal system racist I think this is the more likely option, contacted them to try to arrest or intervene with all the cyber bullying and they laughed at his giant face.

The only interaction he's had with police that I know of was at some pride parade when a lesbian chimped out at some cop and Bob just stood there.

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He's not even a full professor of teaching writing and linguistics.

OMG that is some Vaush-clone looking MOFO right there.

BTW bobby checks at least half of these boxes, maybe more (except, to my knowledge, joking about a booze problem):

(RUM WITH BREAKFAST, ANYONE?!)

Bob lacks any sort of interest further than his own welfare. How much you would bet that if the Beetus cure would exist, Bob would definetly sign the death warrant of 1000 people if that meant he would get it? At this point i'm also throwing in the fact that Bob lacks any sort of long term vision or planning (outside of his eating habits, that is). Who cares we slaughter the people we don't like and maybe in a generation or two, the descendants decide to rise against us? Or a nation we shafted hard in the past decides to hold a long standing and justified grudge against us for our atrocities?

I know that Bob is in the page of "Kill the men, the women and the children too", but if he was realistic he would know full well you cannot exterminate 100% all of them. And let's not get in the obvious repercussions of such acts that would lead to people not wanting to work with you because they see you as a deranged murdering maniac.

Who would even thought that Moviebob would make the KKK look the nazis or white supremacists like a bunch of reasonable and level headed people? This sort of incredible unhingedness and lack of thought is what i live for in this thread and even if i find Bob's words and ideas horrifying, i still like it.

Modern urbanites cannot even think about this without feeling dirty, so don't expect Bob and basic soyboys to ever bring this up, even if it's a tried and true method that has worked for thousands of years. And even today you will probably still find men that yearn to be the man of the house, do things with their hands and provide for their family without having to be a corporate slave rat that is enslaved to an industrial warehouse.

Bob thinks that the rise of the machines will eliminate the need for any obsolete mayonnaise workers. Once you no longer need their labor, you can gulag or minecraft them as you see fit, according to Bob's own words. That's why Bob's stuck on his definition of "working class", because "working class" will still need to mean something, both to him and others, when manual labor is eliminated, leaving only the "thinkers" doing any "work", and this is why Bob thinks he's "working class", because in his fantasy, eventually ONLY thinkers will be left to do any work at all. It's scurvy logic.

I'm confused here. On one hand, Moviebob hated Brexit because it meant the United Kingdom declared its independence from the European Union. On the other, Moviebob is celebrating Barbados declaring its independence from England.

But you see, friendo, Barbados is a self-contained Island filled with precious PeeOhCees and descendants of slaves, who want to free themselves from the oppression that is the hwhite British Crown! Brexit on the other hand was a denial of unity among Europe which is necessary because then borders don't exist, and shouldn't exist! Plus drumpf and the conservatives in the UK were for it, and they were going to use it to keep UK from becoming more diverse! - Moviebob, undoubtedly

 

[Flexo]

I think, with Horowitz, he became disillusioned with the Left after one of his friends was murdered by the Black Panther's after she threatened to expose the massive grift and corruption going on with their school/food programs.

Worse. It was a friend he recommended to them to assist with the books.

Then yes, her murder drove him away from the left right away.



Bob EXACTLY profits from other's labors. If hard working people didn't make movies, he would have no job. He's literally a parasite dependent on other's labor!

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Worse. It was a friend he recommended to them to assist with the books.

Then yes, her murder drove him away from the left right away.

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Bob EXACTLY profits from other's labors. If hard working people didn't make movies, hr would have no job. He's literally a parasite dependent on other's labor!

Whoa, who could have expected a Bob lovin' Commie would be a complete retard?

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

"I *am* an academic... or I WAS...":

Academic generally implies knowledge in a certain field, what is Bob a scholar of exactly? Nightmare cooking? Stalking? Creating lovecraftian abominations from simple kitchen ingredients?

Modern technology has simplified and streamlined the media creation process till its almost foolproof; a baby could do what Bob does. "Hurr durr, but he's also his own editor, writer and vocalist guys!" And? There's probably a 3 hour video on YouTube made by some 15 year old about Steven Universe with a production value that blows Robert out the fucking water, he's not special, everyone on YouTube does the same shit and most do it better.

The real irony is that for all his bleating about the obsolete it's Bob who's been left in the past, he's firmy entrenched his mindset in a time when making videos on the Internet was new and impressive but times change and Robert has not. Just look at the videos he makes now compared to when he started, at how little he's actually improved. Bob believes that when the superior future comes we all either evolve evolve or get left behind trampled by the march to progress while ignoring the fact that the future is here and he's the one in the dirt.

Nothing ever stays the same- regardless of how much we want to to - and you either recognize that and move forward weathering what comes and finding your own happiness, or you can be like Bob, stuck in the past fighting ghost. True obsolescence is staking yourself to your hate and refusing to ever move forward, eventually you'll wake up and realise you're a friendless, loveless virgin in a ruined body with no accomplishments and all the people you dedicated your seething hatred at have moved on and forgotten you.

 

[UserAccess]

Yeah. You want to go to the alley that's east of Sizzler. Ask for "Sal's discount repairs."

He doesn't take cash, only crack. Quality work though.

Yeah, I know Sal. Everybody that has a sister knows Sal.

Gotta go see him though. Bob's tweets have so many syntax errors, runtime errors, and extra goto 10 lines that it makes you wonder what drunken hobo programmed his ass in the first place.

 

[Flexo]

So what does A Man for All Seasons have to do with this? I couldn't discern anything from your writeup, besides the common religious themes.

Yeah I think that may be one of the more offensive things Bob has said in awhile. Or at least a demonstration of how simple his brain is since the man has apparently never absorbed one of the most popular lines of the film.

William Roper: “So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!”​

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Sir Thomas More: “Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?”​

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William Roper: “Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!”​

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Sir Thomas More: “Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!​

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EDIT: Exhibit fucking A

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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Yeah I think that may be one of the more offensive things Bob has said in awhile. Or at least a demonstration of how simple his brain is since the man has apparently never absorbed one of the most popular lines of the film.

William Roper: “So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!”​

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Sir Thomas More: “Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?”​

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William Roper: “Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!”​

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Sir Thomas More: “Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!​

No Bob understands, he's just under the impression that Henry the Eigth was the hero, rightfully getting rid of the believer (well, other believer) More.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Yeah I think that may be one of the more offensive things Bob has said in awhile. Or at least a demonstration of how simple his brain is since the man has apparently never absorbed one of the most popular lines of the film.

William Roper: “So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!”​

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Sir Thomas More: “Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?”​

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William Roper: “Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!”​

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Sir Thomas More: “Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!​

I guarantee you Bob doesn't understand more than maybe a third of that movie, and that's granting the generous assumption that he was even able to stay awake through its entire runtime.

I'm genuinely curious what he meant, though. Is it really just the Catholicism? Or does he equate a man taking a stand for intellectual honesty and respect for his faith to be the equivalent of lesbian nuns? Probably, so where does that leave me. Feh.