Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Gym, part 2.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Gym, part 2.
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Let's see if this keeps up, or if he's just doing this for asspats.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

For fuck sake how can someone so be so fucking vapid as to post flop sweat selfies on the internet.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

For fuck sake how can someone so be so fucking vapid as to post flop sweat selfies on the internet.

I'm still wondering how people can be so vapid as to post pictures of food they're going to eat.

 

[Positron]

James Lindsay on Dr. Phil, explaining the impact of CRT in education. His pressured speech and agitated demeanor earned him wide-eye stares and impatient smirks from the hosts, a kangaroo court consisting of 4 blacks and 2 whites.


A respondent told Bobby he has no reason to be "angry":



I thought black people and cultural elites are immune to covid?

I don't know what the fuck he is talking about any more:


(((Ron Perlman))) against Trump, using lingo that is uncannily familiar:

The final part makes no sense and I don't know where it belongs. In one version it was even worse -- just the two part quoted by Bobby in tandem. I really don't know how Twitter works.

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Breadtube frantic fights for the good name of Oliver Lennard and other Kool Kids, against Peter Coffin:

Nebula is apparently a new v-log service that filthy cunt is heading to.

Female brat raises stink over nothing at all:

Good riddance and good luck finding a white, penis-having meal ticket.

Angel on Economics:

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Star Wars observations.


"PEW PEW PEW"


Luke wants a new Firefly, and is weighting out who would be the least problematic director and cast:



As Bobby brought out Synder's "Rand hangup", the subject shifted to Atlas Shrugged -- and Bobby knows a lot of feminists in academia.


So in summary, Dagny is the personification of female resentment in fiction; Hillary is the personification of female resentment in real life.

Deep thoughts about Matrix and porn:


Another outlandish "medical" drama:


Consoom children shows:


Finally there is a French "Scary Movies" type of spoof called Commando Ninja, who takes everything from Mad Max and Jurassic Park to Nintendo games and put them all through a splattery blender. The villain's henchman looks familiar...

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Gym, part 2.
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let's compare it to the first "workout"

He did almost 100 calories less in almost the same amount of time and again is on the lowest setting. Lesser Brother is getting winded.

 

[BScCollateral]

He did almost 100 calories less in almost the same amount of time and again is on the lowest setting. Lesser Brother is getting winded.

But he might be wearing the mask correctly this time. Baby steps.

 

[UserAccess]

Gym, part 2.
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Now, I'll never pick on another person for trying to improve themselves. Before the stupid Covid shut down my gym and I spent a fortune replicating the thing at home, I remember some of the regulars would pick on all the new people that looked silly or weren't using the machines the right way, you've heard it all. If they're trying to get healthy, that's all that matters.

But Chris doesn't make it easy to overlook that. If you're going to work out, mean it. You're not taking it seriously with a mask on. You're not working hard when your shirt has buttons! You didn't go to work out, you went to take pictures of yourself at the gym, man.

How many days until we see the posts of, "I don't get it, I mean, I'm working out but I'm not losing any weight?"

Chipmans are just... they're all the worst features of people wrapped up into one place that the Earth hasn't opened up and swallowed yet.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Finally there is a French "Scary Movies" type of spoof called Commando Ninja, who takes everything from Mad Max and Jurassic Park to Nintendo games and put them all through a splattery blender. The villain's henchman looks familiar...

I do not know how you found this but this is spooky how I actually had to do a double take just to confirm that this wasn't Bob.

 

[BScCollateral]

Finally there is a French "Scary Movies" type of spoof called Commando Ninja, who takes everything from Mad Max and Jurassic Park to Nintendo games and put them all through a splattery blender. The villain's henchman looks familiar...
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That's pretty impressive, although the actor looks much better than Bob.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Gym, part 2.
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Chris really needs to shave his head, unless he's really digging the registered sex offender look.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Let's see if this keeps up, or if he's just doing this for asspats.

You're a bobbologist. You already know the answer.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Have Bob and company become so accustomed to flat troony man-ass that healthy female curves are called "ridiculously fat"? (And fetishized so much someone apparently made a Mexican Gwen Ass spank bank.) Also, if that's "fat", what are the healthy-at-any-size types?

Me, I'm more confused why Clark Kent is subbing for Peter Parker.

Consoom children shows:

Since Jim Henson's original intent for the series was to encourage peace and understanding, with miscommunication and misunderstanding being a common source of conflict, I'm sure Bob will never be ready. (But this apparently new tripe, it's probably woke as hell.)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Pope Francis is absolutely right. I wish he'd stop caving to American Democrats...I'd start donating to the Church again. The idea of Bob taking over Rome is laughable. The Papal Knights would chew him up, spit him out, then tattoo "Jesus Loves You" on his ass. Wait, @Marshal Mannerheim do we still have those?

Surprisingly, yes.

Bob, the Holy Roman Emperor isn't the same as the Pope.

If you want to look up "cool things the Pope can do" on Google, try actually reading more than the titles of the Wikipedia articles that come up.

Progshits: "Poland and Hungary are such evil countries! Law and Justice politicises muh independent judiciary! Viktor Orban makes every judge swear an oath to white nationalism!"
Also progshits: "Let's politicise the judiciary!"

It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob, the Holy Roman Emperor isn't the same as the Pope.

If you want to look up "cool things the Pope can do" on Google, try actually reading more than the titles of the Wikipedia articles that come up.

That said, given the choice between Emperor Bob and Pope Francis, I'd pull a Dante: Support the Papacy but only until the Emperor was no longer a concern. (And I'd probably be treated as well as Dante was for my trouble.)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Hold on, Bob is committing sexual assault by retweeting that picture about what that Mexican Spider-Man author did to that poor fictional character, why is he supporting the chuds who like to play Dead or Alive Volleyball like he decreed to be evil

 

[EnemyStand]

Surprisingly, yes.

I did not realize the Knights of Malta kept their martial traditions. Good for them!

Bob, the Holy Roman Emperor isn't the same as the Pope.

If you want to look up "cool things the Pope can do" on Google, try actually reading more than the titles of the Wikipedia articles that come up.

Knowing Bob, he probably thinks the Holy Roman Empire was just the Roman Empire but Catholic. But he's your typical idiot: wants a leadership position without considering the Sword of Damocles.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Even if we pretend Gamergate was a harassment campaign, I can guarantee you that the left as a whole was far more willing to harass people and far nastier in how it harassed people than the pro-GG side ever was. People still kvetch about someone calling Zoe Quinn a slut online, but Andy Ngô gets called far worse every day and none of the people who talk about Gamergate as if it still means anything ever complain about that. "Anita got doxed" is one of their main arguments they use to try and prove it was a "harassment campaign", but do they ever talk about how leftist groups spent the summer of 2020 doxing politicians and protesting outside their houses at 5 in the morning to stop them sleeping? You bet they don't.

It's easy to prove. Anita got a bomb threat, the FBI said it wasn't credible, but she cancelled the event anyway, this was covered all over the media.

Society of Professional Journalists Gamergate debate got a bomb threat, and it was considered credible enough to evacuate not just the building, but the entire street. No coverage in the media.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

And it's gonna be fucking awful if the MCU becomes this "old vs young" bullshit. If that happens, I'm gonna automatically side with the old characters, because I don't give a shit about these legacy characters.

While I’m not a fan of DC or Marvel anymore, I totally agree with you.

The problem with legacy characters is that they’re too much like the original except inferior.

For example: Wonder Girl (Cassie Sandsmark and Donna Troy. They have the same powers and heritage as Wonder Woman. And they’re related to her.

The Bat-Family: A lot of Batman’s protégés come from the same background as him. They also operate as he does and have his gadgets.

Gwen and Miles: Same powers as Peter Parker.

If DC and Marvel want to do legacy characters, they need to make them different from their predecessors.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Hold on, Bob is committing sexual assault by retweeting that picture about what that Mexican Spider-Man author did to that poor fictional character, why is he supporting the chuds who like to play Dead or Alive Volleyball like he decreed to be evil

It's okay when he does it because he's a male feminist appreciating the female form and wants every woman who sees it to know he would really appreciate them showing him their form. It hasn't worked yet, but he's not giving up yet.