Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

Yeah, it really bothers me how Wanda faces no consequences for her actions in Wandavision and Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness seems no different.

”Wanda.”
”Well, I knew sooner or later you’d show up. I made mistakes and people were hurt.” “I’m not here to talk about Westview.”

To be fair, that's always kind of been a problem with the MCU. Characters frequently don't suffer serious consequences for their actions. In fact, they're often rewarded for embracing the same stubborn ego that caused the movie's inciting incident in spite of the faux lip-service lessons of responsibility that are imparted onto them. For example, Doctor Strange starts off as an arrogant, genius jerk who is supposed to be humbled by the accident that damages his hands and leads him on a journey to learning the mystic arts, but he doesn't really grow or change as a person and is still fundamentally the same character that he was at the beginning of the movie, only he's now the Sorcerer Supreme. Also, in Avengers: Age of Ultron, Tony creates a killer AI that goes rogue and threatens to destroy the world, and how is it defeated? By Tony creating another AI (only this time, it works). In other words, the exact same thing that got him and the Avengers into this predicament in the first place. So in a way, Wanda not facing any consequences for her actions is par for the course for this franchise.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It really is that simple. Bob's rage is literally impotent. I sincerely believe that if he just popped his cork once or twice he might take it down a notch, at least temporarily. If nothing else having something important in his life besides pop culture sludge, capeshit, and political bullshit he will never be able to affect a jot or a tittle might give him enough perspective to realize maybe not everyone he disagrees with needs to be sterilized.

But there's a lot of machismo in there as well, which given his occasional forays into denouncing "toxic masculinity" is typically hypocritical of him. You just know he wants to brag about crushing pussy without it referring to that one time he sat on the family cat.

Bob would still be a piece of shit even if he had sex, hell he'd probably be worse since he'd use it as bragging rights over his detractors declaring them all loser virgins while he at least got pussy theoretically.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob would still be a piece of shit even if he had sex, hell he'd probably be worse since he'd use it as bragging rights over his detractors declaring them all loser virgins while he at least got pussy theoretically.

You're probably right. It's just startling to realize that giving Bob the benefit of the doubt means ever assuming he's not a total shithead.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob would still be a piece of shit even if he had sex, hell he'd probably be worse since he'd use it as bragging rights over his detractors declaring them all loser virgins while he at least got pussy theoretically.

He already brags that he got pussy. What does an "I'm not a virgin guiz" liar have to brag about once he has done the deed?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He already brags that he got pussy. What does an "I'm not a virgin guiz" liar have to brag about once he has done the deed?

That he gets pussy regularly

 

[starborn427614]

What do you mean by that?

Gonna spoiler just to be safe. If you look at Wanda's hands in the trailer, the tips of her fingers are black (as your hands tend to wither when using dark magic ala Agatha). The leaks mention her going really far to find her children and basically becoming zombified and terrifying them.

 

[ChampFantana]

He already brags that he got pussy. What does an "I'm not a virgin guiz" liar have to brag about once he has done the deed?

Unless I've missed something, I've never seen him brag about getting pussy. He's tried to imply that he's gotten some before, but he's not fooling anybody with a working set of eyes.

 

[Red Hood]

Unless I've missed something, I've never seen him brag about getting pussy. He's tried to imply that he's gotten some before, but he's not fooling anybody with a working set of eyes.

I mean he alluded to it a few times. I remember something about his knowledge of Judy Blume being his 'in' with women.

Considering Judy Blume is primarily read by adolescents, I'm not sure that's the win Bob "Cuties Defense Force" Chipman thinks it is.

 

[ChampFantana]

I mean he alluded to it a few times. I remember something about his knowledge of Judy Blume being his 'in' with women.

Considering Judy Blume is primarily read by adolescents, I'm not sure that's the win Bob "Cuties Defense Force" Chipman thinks it is.

I am familiar with his claim that Judy Blume got him a threesome. However, his claim is utterly ridiculous on it's face. Looking like he did back then, there is no way that anybody with one or more functioning brain cells can believe such a preposterous lie. As for his other scattered allusions to having gotten laid, have you ever noticed that all of his stories have that "My girlfriend lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her" feel to them? In addition, telling Bob flat out that he is a virgin seems to be an insta-block trigger for him on Twitter. If he WASN'T a virgin, why would he get so upset about some rando calling him one?

 

[JayHarrison]

Borderline racism coming from Racistbob:

For the record, the Walker Bragman tweet to which Doomer is responsing says, "Bernie Sanders would have handled COVID better than Biden is handling it now." I don't question that at all; I actually believe a literal turd sandwich would have done a better job handling COVID-19 than Fuckwit in Chief Biden and Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris have done.

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More words of "wisdom" from COVIDiot Moviebob:

Funny. It seems that White Trash Nation™ would rather have freedom and personal autonomy over their own actions that be fully controlled by despotic Democrats whose boots Moviebob perpetually drools over.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

You're probably right. It's just startling to realize that giving Bob the benefit of the doubt means ever assuming he's not a total shithead.

I think a lot of us here do this. We are waiting for the dam to break and show that Bob isn't really the sadistic psychopath he comes across us. Even if it is something so tiny, we just want a kernel that shows that he is human and there is a limit even for him.

Unfortunately it never arrives. Every time Bob is given an opportunity to prove he isn't a complete monster, he always takes the opposite direction and only proves it some more. Outright defending the concept of child pornography during the entire Cuties debacle is a great example of this.

 

[glib]

More words of "wisdom" from COVIDiot Moviebob:
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Funny. It seems that White Trash Nation™ would rather have freedom and personal autonomy over their own actions that be fully controlled by despotic Democrats whose boots Moviebob perpetually drools over.

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Bob as usual has it completely backwards.

I'm gonna be normal, and not get the injection, and then also advocate that people just act normally.
How does that coincide with "this lasting forever"? Seems like if the government stopped with the restrictions, and the media stopped reporting on it, then everything would literally be back to normal.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I'd really love to peel back the onion in this case and figure out how much of Bob's "You go girl!" attitude is performative for women (Look! I respect you! Unlike others!) performative for men ( You're all useless, toxic, dudebros! THIS is how a man should act!) sincerely held (It's RIGHT for a woman to be able to kill a man if she wants, all men are just potential abusers due to patriarchy) or just reflexive mimicry of what goes around in his circles without really thinking about it so he stays comfortable and in their good graces? (Awwwk... believe all women! awwwwk! rape culture! awwwk!)

Because I suspect, like most vocal ideologues, if the chips were down, he wouldn't hold true to any of his expressed beliefs because he doesn't truly hold them, he just uses them as shields and cudgels alternatively to beat on or defend himself from others.

If you had him strapped to a lie detector (for the sake of argument, lets say it's one that can detect untruth for 100% certainty) and told him every time it registered false, you'd chop off a finger, I wonder which view breaks down first as he cracks? He's stubborn enough to lose a couple in blind defiance or betting he can fool the machine.... but once he realizes the jig is up, what is the REAL reason Movie Bob simps for the ladies?

Oh his attitude is so nakedly performative. Not only does he constantly thirst post, but the second he feels it's safe, he goes after a woman with both barrels, saying she's ugly, worthless, a whore, and stupid. It's why none of the feminists he tries to fuck will ever want to come near him, he's such a misogynist he can't even pretend he appreciates all women.

Unless I've missed something, I've never seen him brag about getting pussy. He's tried to imply that he's gotten some before, but he's not fooling anybody with a working set of eyes.

As was said, the Judy Blume thing, but there was also that dumbass tweet where someone asked about his lovelife and he said "I don't come to the potluck alone but I never have to make my own plate" or whatever it was. Bob has always been shit at metaphors.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Oh his attitude is so nakedly performative. Not only does he constantly thirst post, but the second he feels it's safe, he goes after a woman with both barrels, saying she's ugly, worthless, a whore, and stupid. It's why none of the feminists he tries to fuck will ever want to come near him, he's such a misogynist he can't even pretend he appreciates all women.

Well, the fact that Bob is physically repulsive also keeps women away. His behavior is not that uncommon among male "feminists" who basically use feminism as veil for their misogynistic behavior. Case with Justin Trudeau of Canada who touts himself as a feminist, but the only women who get any job advancement in cabinet are those that are completely submissive to him and has an especially strong hatred for Conservative women. It doesn't help that the way he makes physical contact with women is especially creepy. Feminists typically don't call them out because the targets are their ideological enemies, which is why I see feminism as a hypocritical ideology.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Well, the fact that Bob is physically repulsive also keeps women away. His behavior is not that uncommon among male "feminists" who basically use feminism as veil for their misogynistic behavior. Case with Justin Trudeau of Canada who touts himself as a feminist, but the only women who get any job advancement in cabinet are those that are completely submissive to him and has an especially strong hatred for Conservative women. It doesn't help that the way he makes physical contact with women is especially creepy. Feminists typically don't call them out because the targets are their ideological enemies, which is why I see feminism as a hypocritical ideology.

To be fair, some of those bad habits were probably passed down from his father, Fidel Castro.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I think a lot of us here do this. We are waiting for the dam to break and show that Bob isn't really the sadistic psychopath he comes across us. Even if it is something so tiny, we just want a kernel that shows that he is human and there is a limit even for him.

Unfortunately it never arrives. Every time Bob is given an opportunity to prove he isn't a complete monster, he always takes the opposite direction and only proves it some more. Outright defending the concept of child pornography during the entire Cuties debacle is a great example of this.

People like Bob are capable of being nice to others, usually people they have a soft spot for. I met some narcissists in the past and even they had their moments of kindness with certain people, if you looked at them in those moments you wouldn't guess they are the same assholes that you know. We can see this in Bob on how he treats his nephews and his brother, he is an entirely different person with them!

The problem is, Bob goes below other narcissists in the sense that he believes himself to be above entire groups of people, even ones in his side of the political spectrum get treated like shit by Bob with his delusions of grandeur. He views himself as a thinker and everyone else as a retard, I can't tell if this is the root of his genocidal fantasies or if it's a consequence of them!

Oh his attitude is so nakedly performative. Not only does he constantly thirst post, but the second he feels it's safe, he goes after a woman with both barrels, saying she's ugly, worthless, a whore, and stupid. It's why none of the feminists he tries to fuck will ever want to come near him, he's such a misogynist he can't even pretend he appreciates all women.

The best part about Bob's delusions of being a thinker is that they lead him to act like that thinking he is fooling others, while everyone can see him for what he is. This probably stems from his sexual frustrations, and again, everything boils down to what an asshole this narcissistic lardball is. He is literally the asshole kid that thinks he is cool for being an asshole to the other kids, despite it being no secret that almost everyone hates him lol!

 

[Brother Wind]

Even that "wacky" Batman still had its dramatic and mature moments, particularly this:

Maybe because it's like Batman's popular and stuck around because of the dramatic stuff. So, all of the people who say he's best when wacky is actually demonstrably wrong. Like you can do fun cartoon stuff with him, because he is a millionaire playboy who dresses up like a bat and has a sidekick named "The Boy Wonder". But at the heart of everything, he is a guy who became a vigilante because he saw his parents die. He's just better when you start there. Like I like Adam West Batman, but it's not really Batman. That TV Hulk was closer to an adaptation than that Batman was.

Also as an aside. I don't think I've ever watched this Batman. I always thought I had, but that's not the Joker I remembered. Unless if he got changed from that weird Blanka Joker or some shit.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Maybe because it's like Batman's popular and stuck around because of the dramatic stuff. So, all of the people who say he's best when wacky is actually demonstrably wrong. Like you can do fun cartoon stuff with him, because he is a millionaire playboy who dresses up like a bat and has a sidekick named "The Boy Wonder". But at the heart of everything, he is a guy who became a vigilante because he saw his parents die. He's just better when you start there. Like I like Adam West Batman, but it's not really Batman. That TV Hulk was closer to an adaptation than that Batman was.

Also as an aside. I don't think I've ever watched this Batman. I always thought I had, but that's not the Joker I remembered. Unless if he got changed from that weird Blanka Joker or some shit.

I think you're thinking of "The Batman" from '04. Brave and the Bold came out in '08. I recall, from a really good comic, The New Frontier, they actually tried to blend the campier Adam West Batman into the overall mythos and it worked pretty well. While they just homaged the costume and didn't do all the goofy shit, Batman decides to kind of tone down the edge, specifically because when he tried to save children he was freaking them out too much, and he says something to the effect of, "I dress up to scare criminals, not children."

Regardless, the dramatic stuff is so connected to the character, that there have been tv and comic series just dealing with the day to day lives of law enforcement, because the world of Batman lends itself that well to procedurals/noir.

 

[Red Hood]

People like Bob are capable of being nice to others, usually people they have a soft spot for. I met some narcissists in the past and even they had their moments of kindness with certain people, if you looked at them in those moments you wouldn't guess they are the same assholes that you know. We can see this in Bob on how he treats his nephews and his brother, he is an entirely different person with them!

My thoughts on people like Bob are they're capable of being nice to people, but often aren't unless they're getting something out of being nice to that person. Kindness is entirely transactional and the idea of helping people because it's the right thing to do doesn't exist for them. It's all about how it will benefit them.

 

[Harambe]

To be fair, that's always kind of been a problem with the MCU. Characters frequently don't suffer serious consequences for their actions. In fact, they're often rewarded for embracing the same stubborn ego that caused the movie's inciting incident in spite of the faux lip-service lessons of responsibility that are imparted onto them. For example, Doctor Strange starts off as an arrogant, genius jerk who is supposed to be humbled by the accident that damages his hands and leads him on a journey to learning the mystic arts, but he doesn't really grow or change as a person and is still fundamentally the same character that he was at the beginning of the movie, only he's now the Sorcerer Supreme. Also, in Avengers: Age of Ultron, Tony creates a killer AI that goes rogue and threatens to destroy the world, and how is it defeated? By Tony creating another AI (only this time, it works). In other words, the exact same thing that got him and the Avengers into this predicament in the first place. So in a way, Wanda not facing any consequences for her actions is par for the course for this franchise.

That may in fact be part of the problem--Bob's religion is in fact these idiot movies, and the moral lessons they impart are designed to keep merch moving and ESL retards clapping when the explosions happen. Character growth would inhibit that. At some point, they'd stop dicking around and fucking the world up. The homilies he listens to are themselves defective, often in a similar way as he himself is defective. Bob refuses to grow, doubles down on all of his flaws, and, because he is too stupid to see that life isn't a movie, sees himself as trapped in a rising action before the climactic, vindicating finale.

But then again this is a chicken and egg thing. Anything that tries to break the mold of this shit seems to piss him off. Dune pissed him off. Batman fights Superman pissed him off. Fuck, musicals piss him off. If Marvel started telling different stories with their next movie, where consequences for actions and character growth were possible, would brand loyalty make him listen? Could it make him change?

Probably not actually, his sickness is spiritual and it can't be healed by a corporation, though it's entertaining to think about. Lolcows can't change their spots.