Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RainwaterDrop]

If Moviebob does lose his Twitter account (which is long overdue because he repeatedly and flagrantly violates the site's TOS), then nothing of value will have been lost.

Twitter doesn't give a shit about people like Blob as long as they don't piss off other people they like. Only Twitch has less professionalism in TOS enforcement with their blatant favoritism. Blobert can be a bully asshole as much as he wants, as long as the bullies the "right people" on their view!

Everything about Bob's 2011 tweet about Canada is fucking hilarious, because that was during Stephen Harper's term in office, where Progressives in Canada (Liberal, NDP, Green, etc) were pissing and moaning about "STOP HARPER", despite relatively speaking, Canada did in fact sort-of have its shit together, literally no thanks to the progs of Bobby's Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. An entire decade later of Prog Bullshit from Justin of the Good Hair, and I promise you, Bobby, that Canada does NOT, in fact, have its shit together at the moment, and it's only going to get worse.

I don't know why more people aren't pointing out/dunking on Bob for basically praising a CONSERVATIVE Government (even if in ignorance?). C'mon s, you know what to do

People like Bob only care about labels and will only condemn their worshipped politicians when they do abhorrent things (in their view). In Bob's mind Canada is a Paradise without any flaws, despite having it's ups and downs like any other country. Bob would be all in with a hypothetical President A.O.C. as long as she didn't invade China, for example. People could be starving, selling their kids to subsist and Bob would still fiercely defend a horseshit President's governing until they cut off his power for not paying the bills lol!

 

[Keavy Rain]

It's an established fact that Bob is a booger-eating, pants-shitting retard. It is also an established fact that the only reason Bob didn't ride the short bus to the "special school" is because his patents were soft hearted morons.

With these established facts in mind, how many years do you think it took Bobby's mommy to potty train him? I'm setting the over/under at 10, but I bet Bobby wore diapers until the age of 12.

Also, thank you AirdropShitPosts for that treasure trove of mind-blowing imbeciliy from the Footless Führer.

Real talk: Bob’s mom is still wiping his ass and bathing him, knowing full well her son won’t do it for himself once she’s dead.

 

[Mola Ram]

If Moviebob does lose his Twitter account (which is long overdue because he repeatedly and flagrantly violates the site's TOS), then nothing of value will have been lost.

A recent attempt to report him for dehumanizing language demonstrates once again how unlikely that is, short of him blowing a circuit and actually threatening someone. I think that's not outside the realm of possibility. His invective gets nastier every week and he may well fly too close to the sun now that he has no one to watch out for him, other than some obscure critics' association from Boston.

But I disagree with the idea that nothing of value would be lost. We'd lose this thread, and all the wonderful associations we've made in our collective fascination with the Curious Object Known As Bob Chipman! We are his unintentional offspring, like a patch of flavorful mushrooms that grows amid the toxic effluvia of some dying, overfed livestock.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Real talk: Bob’s mom is still wiping his ass and bathing him, knowing full well her son won’t do it for himself once she’s dead.

I remember, a long long time ago, my mom telling me about a grown-ass man in either his 40s or 50s who (at the time she told me it was the 1970s) had to have his mother wipe him every time he took a poop.

Bob's too young to have been that man, but I have to wonder why Bob didn't move out of his parents' house until like what, 2012? 2013?

 

[Red Hood]

A recent attempt to report him for dehumanizing language demonstrates once again how unlikely that is, short of him blowing a circuit and actually threatening someone. I think that's not outside the realm of possibility. His invective gets nastier every week and he may well fly too close to the sun now that he has no one to watch out for him, other than some obscure critics' association from Boston.

But I disagree with the idea that nothing of value would be lost. We'd lose this thread, and all the wonderful associations we've made in our collective fascination with the Curious Object Known As Bob Chipman! We are his unintentional offspring, like a patch of flavorful mushrooms that grows amid the toxic effluvia of some dying, overfed livestock.

I almost wish someone would give him more prominence so we could watch the inevitable cancellation and meltdown.

 

[Keavy Rain]

I remember, a long long time ago, my mom telling me about a grown-ass man in either his 40s or 50s who (at the time she told me it was the 1970s) had to have his mother wipe him every time he took a poop.

Bob's too young to have been that man, but I have to wonder why Bob didn't move out of his parents' house until like what, 2012? 2013?

Probably financial reasons, same as why he moved back in. I know in the (Pre YT/Escapist) past he’s talked about how he’d come home and sit in his car playing GBA games until his parents went to bed to avoid them.

IIRC he lives in a suburb of Boston and probably doesn’t want to move inland, even if it meant he could live alone or with roommates on his (current) income.

 

[Adamska]

Probably financial reasons, same as why he moved back in. I know in the (Pre YT/Escapist) past he’s talked about how he’d come home and sit in his car playing GBA games until his parents went to bed to avoid them.

IIRC he lives in a suburb of Boston and probably doesn’t want to move inland, even if it meant he could live alone or with roommates on his (current) income.

Well he also didn't have to pay for internet either.

Fun fact; he as a full grown man of 18 or 19 whined at his mommy and daddy to pay for a far better internet just so he could read Nintendo Power online.

 

[Carlos Thin]

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Everything about Bob's 2011 tweet about Canada is fucking hilarious, because that was during Stephen Harper's term in office, where Progressives in Canada (Liberal, NDP, Green, etc) were pissing and moaning about "STOP HARPER", despite relatively speaking, Canada did in fact sort-of have its shit together, literally no thanks to the progs of Bobby's Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. An entire decade later of Prog Bullshit from Justin of the Good Hair, and I promise you, Bobby, that Canada does NOT, in fact, have its shit together at the moment, and it's only going to get worse.

I don't know why more people aren't pointing out/dunking on Bob for basically praising a CONSERVATIVE Government (even if in ignorance?). C'mon s, you know what to do

Has Bob ever been to Canada? Has Bob ever visited a place outside of Massachusetts?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I remember, a long long time ago, my mom telling me about a grown-ass man in either his 40s or 50s who (at the time she told me it was the 1970s) had to have his mother wipe him every time he took a poop.

Bob's too young to have been that man, but I have to wonder why Bob didn't move out of his parents' house until like what, 2012? 2013?

He's terrible with money. 2012 is when he finally got a set salary from the Escapist so he could actually move out. From what I've seen, he could have moved out earlier but he spends any dollar in his pocket and can't save. Especially when he's only paid once a month.

Has Bob ever been to Canada? Has Bob ever visited a place outside of Massachusetts?

He went to a con with Escapist I think. So he's probably assuming the nice part of Toronto is standard for Canada

 

[zero-who]

Has Bob ever been to Canada? Has Bob ever visited a place outside of Massachusetts?

He did mention a summer camp in New Hampshire in Brick by Brick. Can't recall anything else at the moment.

 

[Red Hood]

He's terrible with money. 2012 is when he finally got a set salary from the Escapist so he could actually move out. From what I've seen, he could have moved out earlier but he spends any dollar in his pocket and can't save. Especially when he's only paid once a month.

He went to a con with Escapist I think. So he's probably assuming the nice part of Toronto is standard for Canada

He went to a wedding in Mexico as I recall.

 

[Mola Ram]

He went to a wedding in Mexico as I recall.

His sister's wedding, which means there's a nontrivial chance he got a free plane ticket and hotel room.

 

[JayHarrison]

...I'd just like to thank you for assembling this this collection of documented psychopathy. Coming out of the mouth of somebody that isn't a total pusshole, I'd be terrified. [...] looking at his symptoms, he's rotting flesh hanging on the bone from diabetes and misplaced hatred. Your average high school freshman would beat him to death for running his mouth.

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This first image used by AirdropShitPosts is the p...e...r...f...e...c...t response to UserAccess upon thinking about it. Moviebob is a verifiably hateful humanoid with a violent personality, and if Bob said the wrong words toward the wrong person, he'd (justifiably) be on the receiving end of a closed fist right to his jaws. And if said punch were to incapacitate Bob, I'd happily exercise some schadenfreude at Bob's expence.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

So he's probably assuming the nice part of Toronto is standard for Canada

Torontonians believe that as well, much to the chagrin of the rest of Canada. I don't expect most Yanks--much less Bob--to know the nuances of Canadian history or politics, but Canada is geographically and politically diverse country. Bob wouldn't even know what "western alienation" is and how it shaped the culture of the prairie provinces or that the turd in Ottawa is doing his damnedest to drive a wedge between east and west. I'm Alberta born and bred, and the eastern half of the country feels more like a foreign country than the United States (or at least Montana) to me whenever I visit.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

I can’t believe this psychopathic mother fucker actually referred to himself as a “relevant person”

That screenshot dump is some scary shit.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Positron]

BTW, has anyone told lefties that their slagging off Lovecraft is ableist and neurotypical yet? Cause Lovecraft has a much better claim to the mental illness defense than many leftist weirdos who have used it.

This must be the 21st century version of Fundamental Attribution Error: You do bad things because you are an evil person; I do bad things because I am "mentally ill".

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Where on earth could he find a rope that would hold his weight?

Here's one in Okinawa that could.....nah... It's not nearly big enough.

 

[JayHarrison]

Oh... shit. Moviebob's already been cloned.

Wait... that's NOT Moviebob. That's actually washed-up G4 alum Adam Sessler. You could have fooled me. Both Sessler and Moviebob "think" alike (both being insufferable 40-something fuckwads with a pre-schooler's temperament), so it shouldn't surprise me that they now both look alike. My only question is, which of the two devolved into the other one...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh... shit. Moviebob's already been cloned.
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Wait... that's NOT Moviebob. That's actually washed-up G4 alum Adam Sessler. You could have fooled me. Both Sessler and Moviebob "think" alike (both being insufferable 40-something fuckwads with a pre-schooler's temperament), so it shouldn't surprise me that they now both look alike. My only question is, which of the two devolved into the other one...

Holy fuck he really let himself go.