Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I admit I didn't watch the whole pilot, but from what I saw I suspect they could've saved some money if they didn't make the pilot into a filler episode.
It seems pretty absurd on its face to hear "We couldn't do good writing because of the budget." But there are ways it could theoretically make sense. Hiring editors, hiring better writers, paying your writer(s) to do multiple drafts. Ultimately, though, I think the showrunner's inexperience and immaturity contributed to the bad writing just as much.

Most of the people who worked on HGS had literally never done anything before. A team of industry experts could have stretched the budget for all it was worth. But a team of glorified kids fresh out of college? Never.
 
I mean, I could understand the idea of the show getting hampered by budget constraints when it comes to animation or scriptwriting (heck, reminds me of a joke from a Flinstones episode), but honestly even if they did have the budget for better animation and make it seem less cheap or better scriptwriters. I, really don't think the show would have fired out anyway, like if we toss aside the whole retarded "OMG DEM WOKIES AN THEIR AGENDASS!!" retardation, High Guardian Spice is a VERY boring show, like that it's the biggest sin the show is just boring and is pretty much a huge amount of nothing.
HGS existed purely for Crunchyroll to virtue signal. They could have put the money towards adapting mangas that have more western popularity than japanese, or create new series like The Last Airbender that obviously take inspiration from anime. Instead they made an "anime" that's absolute pure propaganda.

Anyway, since this is getting pretty off topic, I've always wondered if Bob has any history of watching anime. I mean he brags that he has some knowledge of the medium but he brags about everything, so I wonder if he's even seen an episode of dubbed Dragon Ball Z.
 
What's always bothered me is when Bob here says that the flyover states don't matter in voting and shouldn't count. There's plenty of purple states in "flyover country" that sometimes vote blue, and sometimes red like Ohio, Michigan and Pennsylvania, but of course Bob is too smooth-brained to realize this.
 
What's always bothered me is when Bob here says that the flyover states don't matter in voting and shouldn't count. There's plenty of purple states in "flyover country" that sometimes vote blue, and sometimes red like Ohio, Michigan and Pennsylvania, but of course Bob is too smooth-brained to realize this.
Purple means voting red sometimes, and that is an irredeemable sin.
 
What's always bothered me is when Bob here says that the flyover states don't matter in voting and shouldn't count. There's plenty of purple states in "flyover country" that sometimes vote blue, and sometimes red like Ohio, Michigan and Pennsylvania, but of course Bob is too smooth-brained to realize this.
Ohio seems to be getting more red, actually. In a few years it might end up like Florida. Reason being there's actually a lot of farmland in Ohio and the cities aren't big enough to control all the votes, plus there's multiple special interest groups pushing in that direction. Sure, the governor's a spineless neocon but he's actually terrified of losing re-election so he toes the line and tries to keep his red base as happy as possible. I don't know why, Governer No-Spine is old enough to be my grandfather and has been in politics since my dad was in high school so you'd think a "loving grandfather and family man" would retire and spend time with his...y'know...family.
 
I've always wondered if Bob has any history of watching anime. I mean he brags that he has some knowledge of the medium but he brags about everything, so I wonder if he's even seen an episode of dubbed Dragon Ball Z.
I hope I'm not repeating myself, but that's something I'm torn on. He clearly knows of the big stuff like Ghost in the Shell, Sailor Moon, Spirited Away, etc. But little outside of those. Even then, his knowledge is limited to what you could learn skimming wikipedia.

So my guess is he has no history of watching anime, and only pretends to be knowledgeable because anime is part of "geek culture". It's also clear he hates anime fans. To steal a joke from Yahtzee, anime fans are to nerds what nerds are to normal people, so they're an acceptable target for him.
 
Anyway, since this is getting pretty off topic, I've always wondered if Bob has any history of watching anime. I mean he brags that he has some knowledge of the medium but he brags about everything, so I wonder if he's even seen an episode of dubbed Dragon Ball Z.
His only knowledge of anime are the times he beat off to Bible Black.
 
HGS existed purely for Crunchyroll to virtue signal. They could have put the money towards adapting mangas that have more western popularity than japanese, or create new series like The Last Airbender that obviously take inspiration from anime. Instead they made an "anime" that's absolute pure propaganda.

Anyway, since this is getting pretty off topic, I've always wondered if Bob has any history of watching anime. I mean he brags that he has some knowledge of the medium but he brags about everything, so I wonder if he's even seen an episode of dubbed Dragon Ball Z.
There are plenty of mangas that could easily get adaptations, I like to read action manga and in spite of some far fetched plots many are pretty interesting to read. Precisely because they keep the viewers interested in what is going on instead of writing manbaby shit like High Guardian Spice that is absolutely fucking boring if you're not a manbaby that fawns over seeing anything you agree with on a TV screen!

In fact Bob might not have watched this as it looked too childish even for him lol!

What's always bothered me is when Bob here says that the flyover states don't matter in voting and shouldn't count. There's plenty of purple states in "flyover country" that sometimes vote blue, and sometimes red like Ohio, Michigan and Pennsylvania, but of course Bob is too smooth-brained to realize this.
Bob is such a fucking tribalistic retard that he doesn't realize how poorly thought his "philosophy" is. This goes without saying, but not even back in the day was the right to vote conditioned to regional preferences, even classist divisions (only landowners can vote, etc...) didn't discriminate by regions inside the country (and ideas like women not having the right to vote only worked as they were widely accepted), and that's because even absolutist kings knew their heads would be next in line if they pissed off the wrong people. In Bob's case, any President elected literally only by the "regions that matter" would have to deal with, at best, non-compliant provinces (ending with a toothless federal government) or at worst with rebel states actively resisting their rule. If Bob wasn't a colossal fucking retard he would realize his positions make no sense, so to expect him to have any basic knowledge of the "ghoullands" he hates so much is frankly above any reasonable expectations lol!

Not powerleveling, but even when seeing clearly bigoted people talk about other regions I haven't seen anyone go as far as saying they shouldn't get to vote, even as they lambasted them for electing officials they clearly hate. Bob makes literal bigots sound more moderate than he, the "beacon of tolerance", is!

I admit I didn't watch the whole pilot, but from what I saw I suspect they could've saved some money if they didn't make the pilot into a filler episode.
If I didn't know any better I would have gasped at this show just by grasping at this fact. The pilot is one of the most important episodes of any show, it's meant to be a showcase of the writing and the work's universe as a whole, and they did that? Fuck me sideways lol!
 
Does Bob hate anime because by the time he was graduating high school anime were the "cool kids cartoons" meanwhile he was still obsessed with Transformers from when he was 8?

Dragonball Z was taking off with its American dub in the late 90s. The "cool nerds" probably picked on him.
To be fair there is nothing more infuriating than be inundated with smug anime avatars and we would probably benefit from culling some fandoms. His derision to anime, I think, is just his basic bitch, mainstream take. Anime shows off boobies sometimes and can be "problematic" and thus must be stopped. Plus picking on anime fans is incredibly easy because no one will come to their defense as science has shown that anime is gay.
 
To be fair there is nothing more infuriating than be inundated with smug anime avatars and we would probably benefit from culling some fandoms. His derision to anime, I think, is just his basic bitch, mainstream take. Anime shows off boobies sometimes and can be "problematic" and thus must be stopped. Plus picking on anime fans is incredibly easy because no one will come to their defense as science has shown that anime is gay.
There are four types of anime fans:
1.Fat, sweaty neckbeards who beat off to characters like Tanya and Astolfo and are a smug as hell net drain on society. These men and women (yes, women can be neckbeards and it's fucking horrendous) need to be thrown into a giant woodchipper and have their bloody chunks of flesh and bone scattered throughout the rainforest to give their lives meaning. Bob has a lot in common with this particular breed of subhuman.

2. Typically underweight asshats who "speak Japanese" and who's vocabulary consists entirely of "Konnichiwa", "NANI?!", "Desu", and "KAWAII!!!!." These idiots are afflicted with Peter Pan syndrome of the worst order and are typically women and extremely gay men. These are the faggots that wear cat ears and sailor fukus and typically cosplay as Tanya and Astolfo so the above group beat off to them. The fat ones are ten times more annoying. These people need to be sent on a one way mission to Mars to double check if it's inhabitable by human beings or not, therefore giving their life meaning.

3. Yugioh players, who are true subhumans and should be hunted for sport. And no, I'm not just saying that because the demographic is 50% niggers. The white ones are WORSE.

4. People who are tired of the bullshit crammed into modern American products and despite having grown out of their anime phase find themselves going back to it just to watch something that doesn't try to preach constantly to them. May or may not be sexually attracted to Jojo characters (but probably are). Hates the above groups with a passion and therefore avoids conventions like the Plague even if they wish the above insanity didn't exist so they could go.
 
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Don't worry Bob, West Virginia will respond to this by electing a Republican Senator (with 70% of the vote) when Manchin retires in 2024.
We gotta talk about something during the pair of three-hour lulls when Bob is not tweeting and presumably asleep.
This is the most baffling thing about him to me. Whenever I used to randomly check his feed Bob would be tweeting at some time. Tried to figure out what his sleep schedule was but no, 1AM in Boston, 5AM in Boston, 9AM in Boston, Bob's tweeting. It's like he literally passes out and then wakes up and starts tweeting again immediately. Even some of the worst tweeters on the Kiwi Farms don't tweet like Bob does. (Except maybe Luke and Arthur Chu. Actually, both are probably better at doing their own writing rather than just responding to things.) He must have one of the worst sleep schedules of lolcows.

Much saner to go by Positron's summaries than actually read Bob's feed at any time I find.
 
His only knowledge of anime are the times he beat off to Bible Black.
Time to earn a puzzle piece or two: Some years back I memorized the first few lines of Under Milk Wood (a work I don't enjoy) and then deliberately started using "Bible-black" as a descriptive term around nerds just to see whose heads I could mess with. (I was called out on it once and I innocently explained it was from this story I liked by Dylan Thomas: "To begin at the beginning: It is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bible-black...." Then I asked what he thought I meant; fortunately the guy had some shame and didn't cop to watching hentai in front of us.)

There are four types of anime fans:
1.Fat, sweaty neckbeards who beat off to characters like Tanya and Astolfo and are a smug as hell net drain on society.
OK, first time I realized Astolfo was a character in something, though in retrospect it's obvious. (What can I say, that haunted plushie meme has quite the reach on the internet. When it showed up in a Doom mod I figured it was just about universal.)
 
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The thing is, there's a ton of now-completed manga which had short anime runs that diverged from the source material due to that material not being complete yet. If you have a decent amount of money and some agents who know how to negotiate, why not re-up some of these old properties and give them the FMA: Brotherhood treatment? An anime adaptation of Eyeshield 21 that kept the language intact would be fucking inspired. Alternatively, why not take some manga that died on the vine, buy the anime rights for a song, and then keep going after the original got truncated? Russia famously remade Married With Children, then added a couple more seasons after they ran out of source material to adapt. If Crunchyroll wanted to make their own anime, why not just do that instead of trying to make Weeaboo Steven Universe?
Dragonball Z was taking off with its American dub in the late 90s. The "cool nerds" probably picked on him.
What do they say? If you can converse coherently about DBZ, you can make small talk with any black American guy under 40? I wonder if Bob realizes how potentially problematic his views on anime are.
 
:politisperg:, I know, but economically leftist and socially leftist are two different things. Biden would be part of a right-wing party in Europe because economically speaking he's pretty right-wing, but socially speaking he's very, very progressive (or leftist, whatever) by European standards; even leftist parties know troons are bad news here.
 
What do they say? If you can converse coherently about DBZ, you can make small talk with any black American guy under 40? I wonder if Bob realizes how potentially problematic his views on anime are.
Hell, you don't even make small talk. Just ask them how the latest season is and watch the sperg. I once asked a black coworker why black dudes seem to love DBZ so much, and he had to admit he didn't know. It was just a thing for them. But then, in the seventies black dudes were pretty into karate so I guess it makes sense.
 
:politisperg:, I know, but economically leftist and socially leftist are two different things. Biden would be part of a right-wing party in Europe because economically speaking he's pretty right-wing, but socially speaking he's very, very progressive (or leftist, whatever) by European standards; even leftist parties know troons are bad news here.
:politisperg: I legit had some moron argue with me IRL that a person CANNOT be both economically conservative AND socially liberal. Somehow the economic conservatism cancels out the social liberalism and makes the person whole-ass conservative and not count as progressive. :politisperg:
 
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He's correct. His only error is the implied claim that he is a Thinker and not a Believer.
 
Don't worry Bob, West Virginia will respond to this by electing a Republican Senator (with 70% of the vote) when Manchin retires in 2024.

This is the most baffling thing about him to me. Whenever I used to randomly check his feed Bob would be tweeting at some time. Tried to figure out what his sleep schedule was but no, 1AM in Boston, 5AM in Boston, 9AM in Boston, Bob's tweeting. It's like he literally passes out and then wakes up and starts tweeting again immediately. Even some of the worst tweeters on the Kiwi Farms don't tweet like Bob does. (Except maybe Luke and Arthur Chu. Actually, both are probably better at doing their own writing rather than just responding to things.) He must have one of the worst sleep schedules of lolcows.

Much saner to go by Positron's summaries than actually read Bob's feed at any time I find.

Speculating on Bob's health issues is a favorite pastime here (at least for some of us), so I'd just like to mention again that I strongly suspect Bob suffers from sleep apnea, and is either too dumb, too prideful, or too poorly insured to have a CPAP machine, and so just wakes up periodically when his breathing is stifled.
 
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