Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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:politisperg: I legit had some moron argue with me IRL that a person CANNOT be both economically conservative AND socially liberal. Somehow the economic conservatism cancels out the social liberalism and makes the person whole-ass conservative and not count as progressive. :politisperg:
Do you guys not have lolberts in Canada?
 
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Speculating on Bob's health issues is a favorite pastime here (at least for some of us), so I'd just like to mention again that I strongly suspect Bob suffers from sleep apnea, and is either too dumb, too prideful, or too poorly insured to have a CPAP machine, and so just wakes up periodically when his breathing is stifled.
I'd say too dumb because it's probably never occurred to him to check for it since it's not a condition that's talked about all that much. Think about it, how many times have you seen a movie hero sleeping with a CPAP machine?
 
Do you guys not have lolberts in Canada?
:politisperg: If we do I haven't run into any, and the person prolly either hasn't or dismisses LOLbertarians as "right-wing/Natzee". Hell, the person thinks that anyone that isn't full blown NDP/Green/Commie is a Nahtzee, as is anyone who thinks the antics of Antifa is a problem because "ANTIFA only means the person's Antifascist so if you're against ANTIFA, you're fascist". The person is basically a dyed in the wool communist intersectional SJW lolcow with a funny hat - thus their extreme paranoia about 'fascism' - in their own right with insane beliefs that make Movieblob seem reasonable. [/ :politisperg: ]
 
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I'd say too dumb because it's probably never occurred to him to check for it since it's not a condition that's talked about all that much. Think about it, how many times have you seen a movie hero sleeping with a CPAP machine?
Considering that the majority of Type-II Diabetics also have obstructive Sleep Apnea, his doctor should have recommended that he goes to a sleep lab to check for it.
 
There are four types of anime fans:
1.Fat, sweaty neckbeards who beat off to characters like Tanya and Astolfo and are a smug as hell net drain on society. These men and women (yes, women can be neckbeards and it's fucking horrendous) need to be thrown into a giant woodchipper and have their bloody chunks of flesh and bone scattered throughout the rainforest to give their lives meaning. Bob has a lot in common with this particular breed of subhuman.

2. Typically underweight asshats who "speak Japanese" and who's vocabulary consists entirely of "Konnichiwa", "NANI?!", "Desu", and "KAWAII!!!!." These idiots are afflicted with Peter Pan syndrome of the worst order and are typically women and extremely gay men. These are the faggots that wear cat ears and sailor fukus and typically cosplay as Tanya and Astolfo so the above group beat off to them. The fat ones are ten times more annoying. These people need to be sent on a one way mission to Mars to double check if it's inhabitable by human beings or not, therefore giving their life meaning.

3. Yugioh players, who are true subhumans and should be hunted for sport. And no, I'm not just saying that because the demographic is 50% niggers. The white ones are WORSE.

4. People who are tired of the bullshit crammed into modern American products and despite having grown out of their anime phase find themselves going back to it just to watch something that doesn't try to preach constantly to them. May or may not be sexually attracted to Jojo characters (but probably are). Hates the above groups with a passion and therefore avoids conventions like the Plague even if they wish the above insanity didn't exist so they could go.

Nigger, you didn't have to go for the throat but damn are you right.

Still you forgot the worst of them all: the flavour of the month "expert". These faggots only watch shit because of streisand effect and google analytics; will skip 4 or 5 episodes in a row just to brag they have already seen it; have terabytes of the most normalfag tier "memes"; have no prefered genre or author and deserve a bullet to the brain for derailing all conversations online via bob-tier takes or shitty memes. Tl;dr consooooom shitty new release and get excited for next shitty release.
 
I'm surprised this isn't getting more reactions.

For those out of the loop on High Guardian Spice, this image from the thread should be a good enough summery.

Basically, money from an anime streaming service supposedly going to fund anime was used to fund a Tumblr tier self insert vanity project.

The show turned out shit, and the creator is sperging on Twitter about how the reason it's so awful (including the scripts) is because it was low budget.

Bob is pulling yet another Mass Effect 3 and Metroid Other M here. Chiming in with a third rate opinion about a show he knows nothing about because nerds he doesn't like are dunking on it.
How the fuck do you slice something with a mace?
HGS existed purely for Crunchyroll to virtue signal. They could have put the money towards adapting mangas that have more western popularity than japanese, or create new series like The Last Airbender that obviously take inspiration from anime. Instead they made an "anime" that's absolute pure propaganda.

Anyway, since this is getting pretty off topic, I've always wondered if Bob has any history of watching anime. I mean he brags that he has some knowledge of the medium but he brags about everything, so I wonder if he's even seen an episode of dubbed Dragon Ball Z.
I hope I'm not repeating myself, but that's something I'm torn on. He clearly knows of the big stuff like Ghost in the Shell, Sailor Moon, Spirited Away, etc. But little outside of those. Even then, his knowledge is limited to what you could learn skimming wikipedia.

So my guess is he has no history of watching anime, and only pretends to be knowledgeable because anime is part of "geek culture". It's also clear he hates anime fans. To steal a joke from Yahtzee, anime fans are to nerds what nerds are to normal people, so they're an acceptable target for him.
Didn't he tweet out some stuff about Project A-Ko a while back? And I mean, that's really old school anime. I can't recall if it was something he'd actually seen or if it was something he'd just stumbled upon and (as usual) was pretending to be an expert on it.
 
Didn't he tweet out some stuff about Project A-Ko a while back? And I mean, that's really old school anime. I can't recall if it was something he'd actually seen or if it was something he'd just stumbled upon and (as usual) was pretending to be an expert on it.
It was him BLATANTLY faking expertise on anime.

Bob is a dishonest fat cowardly crayon eating retard who delusionally thinks that all nerds must be omnidisciplinarians since some shitty tv shows he watched as a child had them like that. He still fucking thinks that's how real life works.

Even if he allegedly DID see it, which I fuckin' doubt, here's another post from a genuine fan to further emphasize his lying ass and to show AT BEST he saw it on SciFi's anime block, and at worst pretended to watch the anime block to establish nerd cred.
 
Nigger, you didn't have to go for the throat but damn are you right.
The truth hurts, I just merely speak it.
Still you forgot the worst of them all: the flavour of the month "expert". These faggots only watch shit because of streisand effect and google analytics; will skip 4 or 5 episodes in a row just to brag they have already seen it; have terabytes of the most normalfag tier "memes"; have no prefered genre or author and deserve a bullet to the brain for derailing all conversations online via bob-tier takes or shitty memes. Tl;dr consooooom shitty new release and get excited for next shitty release.
Well, that's less an archetype and more an endemic problem throughout the fanbase. I've seen Type Ones and Twos (I guess Type Threes do it too, but I don't speak Babbling Spedlord Faggot) babbling about the latest season of The New Hotness (it seems like Demon Slayer's catching it bad right now) but they don't know shit about the previous seasons or episodes beyond what Wikipedia or TVTropes can tell them. There are plenty of idiots like Bob in anime circles who want to seem "cool" (nigga, you watch anime!) and think that means being an annoying know-it-all. What they miss is part of the fun of fandom is finding new stuff thanks to some dude who found a gem you didn't. Jojo tourists are the absolute worst of this. Technically you CAN skip around the parts (kind of like you CAN stick your dick in a food processor) but you lose context and it shouldn't really be done. The amount of people who say "durr, start with Battle Tendency" is depressingly high considering the whole context for the plot is from Phantom Blood. And don't get me started on the faggots who just watch specific EPISODES for the memes...it's going to pick up again now that Stone Ocean's being animated.

Fuck me I turned this into a goddamn Jojo rant! Not deleting it, I will accept the shame of being an Annoying Jojo Fanboy. Warn your children...don't grow up to be me.
 
4. People who are tired of the bullshit crammed into modern American products and despite having grown out of their anime phase find themselves going back to it just to watch something that doesn't try to preach constantly to them. May or may not be sexually attracted to Jojo characters (but probably are). Hates the above groups with a passion and therefore avoids conventions like the Plague even if they wish the above insanity didn't exist so they could go.
I'm one of those, I like cute and soft mangas but I love bloody action ones too. In fact I read some that would make Blob scream obscenities as they don't shy away from showing people getting shot in the head with gruesome detail, some even go further on with gore and other darker elements lol!

He's correct. His only error is the implied claim that he is a Thinker and not a Believer.
Partially, plenty of terrorists had their own manifestos they penned themselves, their own philosophies. Bob goes on these simplistic tangents while implying himself to be a great thinker because he is a manbaby, perpetually stuck in his early teenage years!
I like anime, but I've seen too many that fail to stick the landing or that end at a random point and say "Want to find out what happens from here? Go read the manga! No, we're not going to animate any more of it! We don't care how invested you are!"
I don't want to stray too far off-topic, but many animation studios have their contracts with the publishers based on manga sales, if the sales stay the same they usually won't invest into making a new season. Not that you can't easily read most manga for free online, of course lol!

It would be interesting to see Bob try and watch some anime just to get fucked with waiting for a second season that will never arrive. Considering how much of a consumerist fucker he is, he would probably scoff at pirating the manga just to find out what happens!
 
I like anime, but I've seen too many that fail to stick the landing or that end at a random point and say "Want to find out what happens from here? Go read the manga! No, we're not going to animate any more of it! We don't care how invested you are!"
Or ones that never get proper endings due to producer/studio fuckery. Perfect examples are Bubblegum Crisis - which never got a proper conclusion - and the original Tenchi Muyo! OVA series - which went on a decade-long hiatus only to come back and be a completely underwhelming and poorly written follow up.
 
Or ones that never get proper endings due to producer/studio fuckery. Perfect examples are Bubblegum Crisis - which never got a proper conclusion - and the original Tenchi Muyo! OVA series - which went on a decade-long hiatus only to come back and be a completely underwhelming and poorly written follow up.
Well, that stuff happens in America (FIREFLYYYYYY!) so I'm not all that bothered by it. Production company executives are the same no matter where in the world you go.
 
Bobby's been very quiet. Your daily Smart vs Stupid spiel:
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Bobby thinks Fox News is pro-war (Carlson's video):
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Lots of Manchin-Sinema butthurt:
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Why don't YOU resign your job (whatever it is) in protest?

Peter Coffin has a new schtick: accusing his opponents of eugenics!
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Faggotry:
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BTW, Matt Walsh has appeared on Dr. Phil, and his debate with some bearded lady has sent electric shocks over transsexuals worldwide. Bobby and his Angels have yet to respond.


3 hours is too long for a Batman flick, but not an MCU magnum opus.
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Bobby gets excited for new Amazon product, 8 months before its due date. His cronies can't share his enthusiasm:
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Sequel to James Cameron's Avatar:
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I googled it just so that I can put this tweet in the right section.

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Pierce Brosnan in The King's Daughter:
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Dumb parents asks the internet to foot the bill of the mistake their precious spawn made:
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Well, that stuff happens in America (FIREFLYYYYYY!) so I'm not all that bothered by it. Production company executives are the same no matter where in the world you go.
For all this gets brought up, reminder that if Whedon got one more season he'd have raped it to death before your eyes based on what he's stated he wanted to do to it.
 
Bobby's been very quiet. Your daily Smart vs Stupid spiel:
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Bobby thinks Fox News is pro-war (Carlson's video):
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Lots of Manchin-Sinema butthurt:
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Why don't YOU resign your job (whatever it is) in protest?

Peter Coffin has a new schtick: accusing his opponents of eugenics!
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Faggotry:
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BTW, Matt Walsh has appeared on Dr. Phil, and his debate with some bearded lady has sent electric shocks over transsexuals worldwide. Bobby and his Angels have yet to respond.


3 hours is too long for a Batman flick, but not an MCU magnum opus.
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Bobby gets excited for new Amazon product, 8 months before its due date. His cronies can't share his enthusiasm:
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Sequel to James Cameron's Avatar:
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I googled it just so that I can put this tweet in the right section.

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Pierce Brosnan in The King's Daughter:
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Dumb parents asks the internet to foot the bill of the mistake their precious spawn made:
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I'll help the kid out put up stands in front of Jenny Craig's and Weight Watchers and watch the cookies sales go thru the roof.
 
Bobby's been very quiet. Your daily Smart vs Stupid spiel:
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Man, Eisenhower was so stupidly popular the Second Coming of Christ would've lost to him. Adlai Stevenson was a whiny bureaucrat who couldn't grasp his own party wanted Eisenhower over him.
Bobby thinks Fox News is pro-war (Carlson's video):
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Glenn Greenwald: "I have an important question that'll make you Think."
Bob: "Duuurrr....BUZZWORDS!"

How's that Thinker vs. Believer thing going you mongloid?
Peter Coffin has a new schtick: accusing his opponents of eugenics!
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One thing I'll give Coffin, as stupid as his takes are he looks like an absolute genius compared to the Lord of Lynn.
I mean, it'll stop those faggots from diddling and trooning out kids so I'm all for it. And no child deserves to be raised Jewish. Of course, Jews are suddenly not white. Hmm.
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BTW, Matt Walsh has appeared on Dr. Phil, and his debate with some bearded lady has sent electric shocks over transsexuals worldwide. Bobby and his Angels have yet to respond.
Just because you faggots are too stupid to understand basic English (public school fails us yet again) doesn't mean Shapiro's favorite faggot doesn't have a point,

3 hours is too long for a Batman flick, but not an MCU magnum opus.
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Endgame was that long and all these asshats drooled over it. Man, I need a Death Note...
Bobby gets excited for new Amazon product, 8 months before its due date. His cronies can't share his enthusiasm:
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Hopefully this one'll go better than that MMO! Actually no, I like watching Amazon fail miserably.
Sequel to James Cameron's Avatar:
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You missed the boat on the sequel. It's too late. Besides, there's no loose ends to wrap up. Hippie alien niggers good, badass white Marines bad. I thought it was a pretty finished product.
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I googled it just so that I can put this tweet in the right section.
As a loser, I agree with this sentiment.
Dumb parents asks the internet to foot the bill of the mistake their precious spawn made:
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So some niglet engages in childish over exaggeration because she doesn't know what numbers mean yet and her mom enables this? This is a fucking object lesson on setting unattainable goals and you want white people on the Internet to bail her out?! Get fucked.
For all this gets brought up, reminder that if Whedon got one more season he'd have raped it to death before your eyes based on what he's stated he wanted to do to it.
I was just using it because it's a meme. I walked off "Joss Whedon is my Lord and Savior and the One True God of the Nerds" phase years ago.
 
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