Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1484351471017598983

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But kill who Mr Chipman? We already know well and full that you want almost half the country dead and gone so that's not really a trade in this Faustian bargain.

Who does Bob love most, outside of himself?

Spoiler

"I'm sahrry Mario, Apple said I gahda do dis!"

 

[EnemyStand]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1484351471017598983

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But kill who Mr Chipman? We already know well and full that you want almost half the country dead and gone so that's not really a trade in this Faustian bargain.

I mean, he could kill his mom, but then that'll probably net him a free house. Man, he really doesn't have anything Satan would want, does he? I mean, he's already got Bob's soul...

 

[A Very Big Fish]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1484351471017598983

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But kill who Mr Chipman? We already know well and full that you want almost half the country dead and gone so that's not really a trade in this Faustian bargain.

What does Bob think he could possibly bring to the series?

I honestly would love to know what he thinks he could bring. I guess he's probably dumb enough to think he'd make a good writer?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I mean, he could kill his mom, but then that'll probably net him a free house. Man, he really doesn't have anything Satan would want, does he? I mean, he's already got Bob's soul...

But then he'll have to pay taxes and utilities which puts him right back at having responsibilities.

What does Bob think he could possibly bring to the series?

I honestly would love to know what he thinks he could bring. I guess he's probably dumb enough to think he'd make a good writer?

He could bring in a federal grant because they hired a retard.

 

[Positron]

What does Bob think he could possibly bring to the series?

Don't you want to see Care Bears vs Godzilla?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What does Bob think he could possibly bring to the series?

I honestly would love to know what he thinks he could bring. I guess he's probably dumb enough to think he'd make a good writer?

"Here's my pitch for this weeks episode: Godzilla fights another giant Kaiju in Japan and during the fight one of them grabs a plane out of the air that has all Republicans on it and eats them and then they continue fighting"
"Bob, that's what you pitched last week and the week before that..."

 

[Open Window Maniac]

There are four types of anime fans:
1.Fat, sweaty neckbeards who beat off to characters like Tanya and Astolfo and are a smug as hell net drain on society. These men and women (yes, women can be neckbeards and it's fucking horrendous) need to be thrown into a giant woodchipper and have their bloody chunks of flesh and bone scattered throughout the rainforest to give their lives meaning. Bob has a lot in common with this particular breed of subhuman.

2. Typically underweight asshats who "speak Japanese" and who's vocabulary consists entirely of "Konnichiwa", "NANI?!", "Desu", and "KAWAII!!!!." These idiots are afflicted with Peter Pan syndrome of the worst order and are typically women and extremely gay men. These are the faggots that wear cat ears and sailor fukus and typically cosplay as Tanya and Astolfo so the above group beat off to them. The fat ones are ten times more annoying. These people need to be sent on a one way mission to Mars to double check if it's inhabitable by human beings or not, therefore giving their life meaning.

3. Yugioh players, who are true subhumans and should be hunted for sport. And no, I'm not just saying that because the demographic is 50% niggers. The white ones are WORSE.

4. People who are tired of the bullshit crammed into modern American products and despite having grown out of their anime phase find themselves going back to it just to watch something that doesn't try to preach constantly to them. May or may not be sexually attracted to Jojo characters (but probably are). Hates the above groups with a passion and therefore avoids conventions like the Plague even if they wish the above insanity didn't exist so they could go.

Posts like these are why this is my favorite thread on the Farms. Not only is it educational, it's also super funny! I learn and laugh so much from this thread because of Bob's sheer stupidity and incessant need to be seen as some erudite Renaissance man, while he's just some obese prick whose outlandish tendencies open him up for some prime dissection and mockery. Bob is a treasure. A bitter, pop-culture worshiping, clogged-artery having treasure.

 

[make_it_so]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1484351471017598983

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But kill who Mr Chipman? We already know well and full that you want almost half the country dead and gone so that's not really a trade in this Faustian bargain.

The Eternal Consoomer - Mister Champion of the Movie Theaters succumbs to the streaming menace the moment is jangles a big, shiny, Kaiju-shaped object in front of his face.

Also, Bob doesn't seriously think anyone would actually consider hiring him to work on this, does he?

 

[TowinKarz]

Partially, plenty of terrorists had their own manifestos they penned themselves, their own philosophies. Bob goes on these simplistic tangents while implying himself to be a great thinker because he is a manbaby, perpetually stuck in his early teenage years!

FWIW - Most famous killer "manifestos" or "real" motive rants are just word salad at worst (David "Son of Sam" Burkowitz, Charles Manson) or the ramblings of a narcissist in denial they did anything wrong at best (Ted Bundy, John Gacy).

The only one who might, MIGHT have bucked the trend and come close to the deep and better-than-Nietzsche dream of Hollywood psycho-philosopher was Ted Kaczynski. Bombin' Ted certainly had the IQ and academic cred to pull it off, and some people really do think his treatise on Industrial Society is worth anything beyond it's author's notoriety. But the truth is any number of a thousand sociologist undergrads or regular folk could write the same thing in a weekend with a thesaurus.

Besides, any smarts he allegedly had on the workings of humanity and the fate of the planet are nothing when weighted against the fact he was dumb enough to think that randomly blowing up a commercial jet, campus faculty, a computer salesman and a timber industry exec would alter the course of history and put everything right again.

His "manifesto" is nothing but a drawn out Twitter rant.


It's a rant, because that's ALL a narcists can do: they're all just rants about how they haven't been given ENOUGH for their suffering/smarts/worldly contributions.

Which is why Bob is so detestable, he's not just a narcist, he's a profoundly lazy one, can't even write a "proper" turd-polishing manifesto, or get up the nerve/effort to get off a couch and and least feebly TRY to punch a Nazi. Oh, but he can call you stupid on social media, and considers that mission accomplished.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby's been very quiet. Your daily Smart vs Stupid spiel:
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Well, yeah, stupid people exist. How else do you explain Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden's "election" in 2020?

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Lots of Manchin-Sinema butthurt:
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Moviebob is living proof there's no mutual exclusivity between being amoral and being stupid.

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Why don't YOU resign your job (whatever it is) in protest?

Funny how it's Democrats who are actively seeking to not just destroy America's democracy, but to completely vaporize it.

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Peter Coffin has a new schtick: accusing his opponents of eugenics!
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Trains are real. Moviebob's brain isn't.

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BTW, Matt Walsh has appeared on Dr. Phil, and his debate with some bearded lady has sent electric shocks over transsexuals worldwide. Bobby and his Angels have yet to respond.

Knowing Moviebob, his response to Walsh will be a word salad prompting the Billy Madison "I award you no points" meme. As is per usual.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The Eternal Consoomer - Mister Champion of the Movie Theaters succumbs to the streaming menace the moment is jangles a big, shiny, Kaiju-shaped object in front of his face.

Also, Bob doesn't seriously think anyone would actually consider hiring him to work on this, does he?

I think Bob overestimates his talents. Despite having a film degree of some kind, he's only ever worked on the equivalent of some toddlers making a play in their garage. Also he's pretty much a Literally Who when it comes to *making* that kind of thing.

Well, yeah, stupid people exist. How else do you explain Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden's "election" in 2020?

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Moviebob is living proof there's no mutual exclusivity between being amoral and being stupid.

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Funny how it's Democrats who are actively seeking to not just destroy America's democracy, but to completely vaporize it.

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Trains are real. Moviebob's brain isn't.

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Knowing Moviebob, his response to Walsh will be a word salad prompting the Billy Madison "I award you no points" meme. As is per usual.

Trains aren't practical everywhere. Where I live a train (that isn't at a museum) hasn't run since 2011 because nobody kept the tracks maintained (to be fair a large swath of track is through the middle of fucking nowhere and thus maintenance is not only expensive but a bitch). And to top it all off, it's a SINGLE track. For it to even be remotely feasible the track should be twinned, and that would be even MORE expensive. Every once in a while someone with a pie in the sky idea suggests fixing the train tracks so that trains may return, but I don't see that happening anytime soon due to insanely prohibitive costs and disinterest on the part of the company that owns the rail line.

Buses aren't that much better because Greyhound went under in Canada and there's very little else to take its place, cutting off vast swaths of communities from each other if one doesn't have a car.

But I don't expect Bob to even begin to comprehend this.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

he was dumb enough to think that randomly blowing up a commercial jet, campus faculty, a computer salesman and a timber industry exec would alter the course of history and put everything right again.

I was under the impression that he bombed people to draw attention to his manifesto, as his initial demand was to publish it in various major newspapers; in return he would end his bombing campaign.

 

[Nod Flenders]

FWIW - Most famous killer "manifestos" or "real" motive rants are just word salad at worst (David "Son of Sam" Burkowitz, Charles Manson) or the ramblings of a narcissist in denial they did anything wrong at best (Ted Bundy, John Gacy).

The only one who might, MIGHT have bucked the trend and come close to the deep and better-than-Nietzsche dream of Hollywood psycho-philosopher was Ted Kaczynski. While ol' Bombin' Ted certainly had the IQ and academic cred to pull it off, and some people really do think his treatise on Industrial Society is worth anything beyond it's author's notoriety. But the truth is any number of a thousand sociologist undergrads or regular folk could write the same thing in a weekend with a thesaurus.

Besides, any smarts he allegedly had on the workings of humanity and the fate of the planet are nothing when weighted against the fact he was dumb enough to think that randomly blowing up a commercial jet, campus faculty, a computer salesman and a timber industry exec would alter the course of history and put everything right again.

His "manifesto" is nothing but a drawn out Twitter rant.


It's a rant, because that's ALL a narcists can do: they're all just rants about how they haven't been given ENOUGH for their suffering/smarts/worldly contributions.

Which is why Bob is so detestable, he's not just a narcist, he's a profoundly lazy one, can't even write a "proper" turd-polishing manifesto, or get up the nerve/effort to get off a couch and and least feebly TRY to punch a Nazi. Oh, but he can call you stupid on social media, and considers that mission accomplished.

Bob is the perfect example of a narcissist who talks a big game, but can never back it up.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Trains aren't practical everywhere. Where I live a train (that isn't at a museum) hasn't run since 2011 because nobody kept the tracks maintained (to be fair a large swath of track is through the middle of fucking nowhere and thus maintenance is not only expensive but a bitch). And to top it all off, it's a SINGLE track. For it to even be remotely feasible the track should be twinned, and that would be even MORE expensive. Every once in a while someone with a pie in the sky idea suggests fixing the train tracks so that trains may return, but I don't see that happening anytime soon due to insanely prohibitive costs and disinterest on the part of the company that owns the rail line.

Buses aren't that much better because Greyhound went under in Canada and there's very little else to take its place, cutting off vast swaths of communities from each other if one doesn't have a car.

But I don't expect Bob to even begin to comprehend this.

Trains are only practical in areas with a high population density, like Japan, Western Europe, or the Northeastern United States. It should be worth noting that high-speed rail has become something of a white elephant in Bob's beloved China with the CCP building too much and ending up with too many unprofitable lines to buttfuck nowhere. COVID has only made the situation worse since ridership plummeted.

There are still bus services in Alberta so one could still take a bus from Lethbridge to Fort MacMurray. It's more expensive than Greyhound was, but much nicer.

 

[Nate Higgers]

On another note, Bob will be 41 next month. Any new dumb shit you're looking forward to him saying in the coming year?

I’m genuinely hoping that he fatly has a stroke sometime soon

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Wait just a wedgie pickin' second here. Maddy Myers? Is that noted pervert Matt Myers' troon alt? And he's working for Polygon?

God damn, I love this timeline.

 

[Positron]

 

[Arthur Morgan]

For all this gets brought up, reminder that if Whedon got one more season he'd have raped it to death before your eyes based on what he's stated he wanted to do to it.

I love that story about how Inara was supposed to get gangraped by the Reavers but she had poison in her pussy so when Mal and the crew found her she'd be crying but everyone else was dead.

Makes me wish the second season had happened. No one would be considering Whedon a feminist after that shit.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1484351471017598983

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But kill who Mr Chipman? We already know well and full that you want almost half the country dead and gone so that's not really a trade in this Faustian bargain.

Bob would never work on this series because he has no idea how to apply to work in Hollywood beyond tweeting without including the studio in the tweet.

What does Bob think he could possibly bring to the series?

I honestly would love to know what he thinks he could bring. I guess he's probably dumb enough to think he'd make a good writer?

The episode where Godzilla, King Kong, Rodan, Mothra, Mechagodzilla, and fifty other Kaiju battle each other at once. That is absolutely what he would do.

I’m genuinely hoping that he fatly has a stroke sometime soon

Considering he's admitted to needing a cane, has diabetes, and probably isn't moving around as much now that he's back at mommy's, I'd say the foot loss arc will be more likely.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Considering he's admitted to needing a cane, has diabetes, and probably isn't moving around as much now that he's back at mommy's, I'd say the foot loss arc will be more likely.

Wait. Is Bob using a cane these days? That is fucking pathetic if true. Isn't he like late 30's, early 40's? Fat piece of shit.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Wait. Is Bob using a cane these days? That is fucking pathetic if true. Isn't he like late 30's, early 40's? Fat piece of shit.

Holy shit, maybe he's closer to being the Footless Fuhrer than any of us ever dreamed.

And yeah, that is fucking pathetic. My fat ass didn't need a cane at 40, but then again I'm not afflicted with the Beetus nor about to lose a foot.