Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

So Moviebob's dad was an alcoholic.

Is this new lore?

I would be an alcoholic if I had sons like Bob and Chris.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

So Moviebob's dad was an alcoholic.

Is this new lore?

Well look at his boys him being a drunk is no surprise. With those 2 who wouldn't drink?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Well look at his boys him being a drunk is no surprise. With those 2 who wouldn't drink?

I would actually argue it's the other way around. It would help explain why Bob is constantly chasing his childhood.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Pandemics go away when the disease does, because science is real

Says the fat ass who can't accept dinosaurs having feathers.

 

[The tired cat]

All Nazis live in America, and drug cartels only exist in TV.
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Bob, go and tell a Mexican person, who just crossed the border to live in America, how Cartels aren't real and they should be worried about "MAGA NAzies". Enjoy getting punched in the face and yelled for least two hours, as they explain that the Cartels is the reason they moved to America in the first place, you stupid fat fuck.

 

[NynchLiggers]

The cartel bit highlights how disconnected from reality and uninformed Blob is, for a self proclamed "thinker"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

2 year of mild inconvenience

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1485344935511568394

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This shit will never not make me MATI. It's not him, you repugnant filth. It's a good chunk of the American population, your precious POCs included, that have suffered for no goddamned reason other than fat pieces of shit behind their keyboard and get paid to be there are all for those people getting fucked in the ass. You conveniently stick your head up your ass as the evidence becomes overwhelming that this was Faucci's fuck up and his cover up and it was done so because it was politically expedient. Again, real actual people have suffered for no goddamned reason. You would think Bob would be able to comprehend this but he has no ability to have empathy as he demonstrates time and time and time again.

The replies.

Bob's reply to a reply

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1485349539338928132

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Your comorbidity, which he quoted and misspelled btw, is one hundred percent lifestyle. You gave yourself the beetus. You are overweight, despite your claims of seeing a doctor and nutritionist, still. Run from it all you want and I do recommend that you do as it's the only running you'll ever do.

and the replies

Ryan is followed by both of Bob's accounts and is a stunning visage of manhood.

Diamondrockers1 is yet another TeamImpossible alt.

I, for the life of me, cannot understand what kind of brain damage someone has to have to be THIS dedicated to defending the Lord of Lynn and ONLY defending the Lord of Lynn.

Defending the disgusting Cal-Arts style:

No one's saying it's good retard. It's the equivalent of bad parents throwing on youtube kids for their kids and walking away instead of being parents. Remember? Those youtube vids that you use as a comparison whenever anyone points out that no one watches your videos?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I love how Bob oscillates between "mild inconvenience" and "The GOP is basically killing massive swathes of the population via covid" these two thoughts, both exist in Bob's head and apparently he can't see the problem.

And Bob, saying you're a fat bastard who's health is in jeopardy, constantly, regardless of the Kung Flu, isn't Abelist. That's honesty.

Give me strength.

 

[Adamska]

Reminder this delusional failure low key expects and rages daily he never made it like rapist defender and Weinstein victim supplier Kevin Smith.

Ignore he's too lazy and stupid to ever make a show beyond Game OverEater, which was literally just a Critic/AVGN bootleg. Ignore he never made any films for a portfolio, and is too chickenshit to ever get clips of when he allegedly was on local TV.

 

[Neko GF]

2 year of mild inconvenience

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1485344935511568394

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""Bill Maher becomes anti-scien…

archived 23 Jan 2022 20:41:01 UTC

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This shit will never not make me MATI. It's not him, you repugnant filth. It's a good chunk of the American population, your precious POCs included, that have suffered for no goddamned reason other than fat pieces of shit behind their keyboard and get paid to be there are all for those people getting fucked in the ass. You conveniently stick your head up your ass as the evidence becomes overwhelming that this was Faucci's fuck up and his cover up and it was done so because it was politically expedient. Again, real actual people have suffered for no goddamned reason. You would think Bob would be able to comprehend this but he has no ability to have empathy as he demonstrates time and time and time again.

The replies.
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Bob's reply to a reply

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1485349539338928132

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "You could just read the piece …

archived 23 Jan 2022 20:59:12 UTC

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Your comorbidity, which he quoted and misspelled btw, is one hundred percent lifestyle. You gave yourself the beetus. You are overweight, despite your claims of seeing a doctor and nutritionist, still. Run from it all you want and I do recommend that you do as it's the only running you'll ever do.

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Ryan is followed by both of Bob's accounts and is a stunning visage of manhood.
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Diamondrockers1 is yet another TeamImpossible alt.
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I, for the life of me, cannot understand what kind of brain damage someone has to have to be THIS dedicated to defending the Lord of Lynn and ONLY defending the Lord of Lynn.


No one's saying it's good retard. It's the equivalent of bad parents throwing on youtube kids for their kids and walking away instead of being parents. Remember? Those youtube vids that you use as a comparison whenever anyone points out that no one watches your videos?

Wow! Robert's defenders are just as pathetic and humourless as he is! It's almost like his political beliefs only appeal to other self-important neckbeards!

And Bob, saying you're a fat bastard who's health is in jeopardy, constantly, regardless of the Kung Flu, isn't Abelist. That's honesty.

This image flashes through my mind any time Robert mentions the Wu-Flu:

 

[blablabla]

It tracks perfectly that when Bob was vaguely shitlordy, he was much more obnoxious than the average shitlord.

when he spoke about the "spanish people" with a picture of mexican speedy gonzalez he was being racist or his usual ignorant retard?

 

[JayHarrison]

I find one of Bob's most annoying qualities to be his insistence on changing the definition of words to fit his personal world view. He'll go on and on about how Believers are evil, while also making tweets about how Muslims shouldn't be persecuted, or how other POCs should be allowed to practice religions, even admitting that he doesn't consider himself an atheist. When he talks about eliminating religion, it's clear he's specifically referencing Christianity, and its "Outdated morality" but refuses to state which Christian morals he objects to.

But I think we all know which ones: That Gluttony and Wrath, two key aspects of his personality, are sins.

Moviebob is also a massive personification of Envy. Maybe Sloth, too.

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All Nazis live in America, and drug cartels only exist in TV.
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Yep. And there's exactly one Nazi living in Moviebob's apartment.

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Democrat strategist Paul Begala: "I think the problem for the Democrats is not that they have bad leaders; they have bad followers."

I think Moviebob would heartily agree with that above statement.

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"Pandemics go away when the disease does, because science is real."
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I sort of agree with Kyle's assertion that "discrimination based on choice is called rules (rather than bigotry)". That's why it is not "bigotry" to hate fags, because they have a choice to stay celibate. (Russell Brand's Rumble article BTW.)

Moviebob considers racism against whites perfectly acceptable and even humorous. Keep that in mind whenever he tries to play any "I want to improve America" bullshit.

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All "goals" are to be accomplished by force. Someone hire Bobby as the master strategist!
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Bob "No Bad Tactics" Chipman, everyone! He'll be here all week!

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It is Vice, so I won't bother to point to the article or its archive.

Good children grow up to become good people. Bad children who strive and succeed in improving themselves also grow up to become good people. Bad childred who do everything in their power to refuse self-improvement become turn into someone like Moviebob.

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Rand Paul speaks against the killing of the unborn. Bobby thinks it is "fake and stupid" to view a fetus as deserving of life.
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I find Bobby (and perhaps liberals in general) has a strange conception of life's value as a function of age. You are a disposable clump of cells until you are born, then you are the most precious, innocent being. Until adulthood, if you turn out to be conservative, then you are back to the trash heap.

And Moviebob wonders why people correctly call him a eugenicist.

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Believe women! You must admit your guilt even if you didn't do it, or you'd give them PTSD or whatsnot!
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Moviebob believes all women... unless they're Republicans, Trump voters, or act in any way as an obstacle inhibiting the Democrats from completely ruining America.

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So perhaps it is best that sexbot technology is coming to men's rescue.
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Moviebob is an ardent eugenicist. Shagging a robot will do literally nothing to change that fact.

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Bobby sees through Mars/M&Ms's faux-woke campaign...
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Evidence, Bob?

... that it is actually a trolling plan at conservatives' expense!
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Why not? Moviebob is an innately hateful entity who feeds his own hate boner to "own his political opponents".

Somehow the M&Ms ads have lead to 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐢's humanity being "litigated" by a segment of society, whatever that means, and he thinks Bobby is at least indirectly responsible for his predicament.
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Moviebob: "If anyone uses a slur [...] on my behalf [...] that's not okay..."

Me: "So does that mean using slur on your own behalf is perfectly acceptable?"

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"You're unpleasant" is the exact reason why I blocked Moviebob when almost immediately after I joined twitter several years ago.

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It tracks perfectly that when Bob was vaguely shitlordy, he was much more obnoxious than the average shitlord.

when he spoke about the "spanish people" with a picture of mexican speedy gonzalez he was being racist or his usual ignorant retard?

Yes.

 

[glib]

This one has everything.

• Getting Americans killed over foreign disputes
• General ignorance of America outside of the USA
• Muh nazis are in the room with us right now
• Foreigners will automatically vote democrat
• Drug cartels aren't that big of a deal
• Nazis are only white Trump supporters, don't mention all the Hispanic nazis or the historical context of German expatriates in Argentina or Brazil.

I always seem to forget that Bob is a consoomer who gets all his info from mainstream propaganda outlets and knows next to nothing about other countries. I bet he knows about cartels from Narcos, and knows absolutely no hispanic people, especially mexicans, since he lives in MA.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Lynn, MA is less than 2 percent Mexican so it's unlikely that Bob knows any Joses. Bob only cares about them because he sees them as Democrat operatives who will knee jerk support all of his favorite Progressive policies. He's unaware that Hispanics are a diverse group, with nearly half of them voting Republican or Independent.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I love how Bob oscillates between "mild inconvenience" and "The GOP is basically killing massive swathes of the population via covid" these two thoughts, both exist in Bob's head and apparently he can't see the problem.

It's not that. He's calling Maher a rich prick without saying the words "rich prick." If Bob were more concise, he'd say "You only had to spend two years in your mansion while vast swathes of the country were being killed by GOP."

But still, being halfway coherent (compared to Biden) isn't an excuse to be an ass, Bob.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Chris has an epiphany over Meat Loaf's death:
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Chris posts three recent drone videos, two were taken in his backyard. Uploading is wonky so please view them in his Youtube channel.



Mike Oldfield sampled this to open his album The Songs of the Distant Earth, an album inspired by the work of Arthur C. Clarke.

"My father's alcoholism"
NO FUCKING SHIT, CHRIS! Anybody with a functioning brain knows full well (via Chris and Bob's own powerleveling with things that were basically "Tell me your father's an alcoholic without saying 'my pa's an alcoholic'") Papa Chipman was a motherfucking alcoholic. And both Chipman sons continued the tradition of functional alcoholism.

Chris, why didn't your father's alcoholism change your perspective on, OH, I DON'T KNOW, YOUR OWN DRINKING LIKE A GODDAMN FISH?! Same goes double for Bob, too. Just cuz yer pa taught you constant alcohol consumption as a coping mechanism doesn't mean y'all have to keep USING it. Also bob prolly wouldn't have beetus at age 40 if he wasn't an alcoholic.

 

[Berrakh]

This shit will never not make me MATI. It's not him, you repugnant filth. It's a good chunk of the American population, your precious POCs included, that have suffered for no goddamned reason other than fat pieces of shit behind their keyboard and get paid to be there are all for those people getting fucked in the ass. You conveniently stick your head up your ass as the evidence becomes overwhelming that this was Faucci's fuck up and his cover up and it was done so because it was politically expedient. Again, real actual people have suffered for no goddamned reason. You would think Bob would be able to comprehend this but he has no ability to have empathy as he demonstrates time and time and time again.

The kids, in particular, are not alright because of this.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Chris has an epiphany over Meat Loaf's death:

Oh my God I didn't actually read this fully until now.

https://twitter.com/TheChippa/status/1484714299171950596

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"My dad drank himself to death and I need to accept this" being equal to "Meatloaf didn't get the poke and I need to accept this" is so absolutely retarded I don't even know where to begin. I've sat here for close to ten minutes trying to put into words my utter contempt for the weaselly way he's inserting himself as some sort of kinda authority by saying that Pa, who's real name I don't care to know so I just call him Bert, Chipman's death by drinking and Meatloaf's alleged refusal to get vaxxed are both lifestyles and then he switches up by calling them views and those are, quote, "not ok", and I just fucking repeated myself because I am struggling to get base enough to describe ridiculously insidious and self-serving this is. I think the problem is that on it's face they are two incongruent deaths. Lesser brother, your dad dying because he'd rather be drunk than suffer the indignity of being your dad and Meatloaf's aversion to the masks and the vax do not mix and yet you use that to strengthen your argument to the applause of at least 15 clapping, retarded seals.

I feel like I need to add more but I have effectively repeated myself 3 times because what more can I say to such open idiocy? This is so bonkers.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob has the luxury of thinking cartels aren't a problem simply because he doesn't live anywhere near them.

Such myopia for such a Thinker™

 

[JayHarrison]

It's two... two... TWO Hitlerbob posts for the price of one!

This second one is friggin' hilarious. Moviebob is only as "healthy" as he is because of people who are not only literally smarter than he will ever be (then again, a pile of giraffe droppings is smarter than Bob), but also because of people who actually contribute to the betterment of the human condition (unike Moviebob, who wants to see the world burn).