Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Our Commander in Dementia can't stop shitting himself in public.
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People used to call G.W. Bush dumb, but I can't recall him saying something that plumbs so deep into stupidity.

Why care about "optics" when you are already Better than God?
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"Power-perceived is power-achieved." This sounds like, I dunno, bullying?

Greenwald still doesn't get it:
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Our Laws and Constitution are bad when they interfere with nignogs getting preferential treatment:
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Covid. Bobby has an idiosyncratic understanding of the word "unvaccinated", but we all knew that part. Just note how Bobby is too chickenshit to confront a powerful Black woman:
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If BreeNewsome were a white man, she'd have been given the "not-a-person" treatment.

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Of course it doesn't need me to remind you that disobeying Jews makes you a Nazi.
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If you could cure superstition, there wouldn't have been a MovieBob.


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More not-a-persons.
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Let's take a closer look at the first non-person; the second is just random swipe.
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Yup, even his crony BensDecoy is fed up.

Anything involving trannies attract non-persons like flies to honey:
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Star Wars get on the pulse with the post-zoomer generation with their existential ennui and irony overload.
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Synder bullshit....
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...with a sideways swipe at Frank Miller:
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Cut that out Bobby. Gunn won't let you join his orgy on top of a big pile of money.

Chris Pratt as Mario is triggering, but trooned-out Mario is a-okay! Note the letter "T":
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Filthy ho puts up a fuck-and-tell list. I can't parse what Bobby says.
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Fox News' Peter Doocy asks Joe Biden about whether or not inflation is bad for Joe's record. Un, fuckwit film fan cheers the fuckwitted response from the Fuckwit in Chief (last post decensored):
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Moviebob and FiC Biden are both intellectual heliumweights.

Moviebob and FiC Biden are also bullies.

Ergo, based on Moviebob's own rules, it's impossible to be a bully against Joe Biden, and you sure as FUCK can't be a bully against Moviebob.
I seem to recall Trump insulting journalists to their face and it was THE END OF DEMOCRACY! By which I mean, everyone who has this point of view should kill themselves. I can't stand this hypocrisy anymore, and I'm extremely MATI right now.
 
I seem to recall Trump insulting journalists to their face and it was THE END OF DEMOCRACY! By which I mean, everyone who has this point of view should kill themselves. I can't stand this hypocrisy anymore, and I'm extremely MATI right now.
TBF journos need to be insulted.
 
Fox News' Peter Doocy asks Joe Biden about whether or not inflation is bad for Joe's record. Un, fuckwit film fan cheers the fuckwitted response from the Fuckwit in Chief (last post decensored):
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Moviebob and FiC Biden are both intellectual heliumweights.

Moviebob and FiC Biden are also bullies.

Ergo, based on Moviebob's own rules, it's impossible to be a bully against Joe Biden, and you sure as FUCK can't be a bully against Moviebob.
Another variant of Moviebob's classic "no bad tactics, just bad targets" ideology.

AKA "every Republican voter in America deserves to be slowly tortured to death because they represent my high school bullies- I mean they're objectively evil. We could literally reenact the Holocaust but with Republicans (and should) and be justified because they think trans people shouldn't be able to use whatever bathroom they want!"
 
Moviebob + Acyn = No brain detected.



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People used to call G.W. Bush dumb, but I can't recall him saying something that plumbs so deep into stupidity.
Peter Doocy's question here was/is relevant, thus it's not a stupid question.



Why care about "optics" when you are already Better than God?
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"Power-perceived is power-achieved." This sounds like, I dunno, bullying?
Again, Moviebob cannot be bullied because Moviebob is a bully.



Greenwald still doesn't get it:
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Moviebob is on record for saying that that his political opponents deserve to be imprisoned, coughed upon, physically attacked, and deported to desert islands, among other evils. Moviebob has permanently disqualified himself from being a Good Guy (please refer to this Matt Christiansen video I posted on 2022.01.13, or you can click below for quick reference).



Our Laws and Constitution are bad when they interfere with nignogs getting preferential treatment:
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Say it with me: Byreplacing meritocracy with identitarianism, Affirmative Action is literally government-mandated racism requiring large companies to hire minority employees to fulfill racial-diversity quotas.



Covid. Bobby has an idiosyncratic understanding of the word "unvaccinated", but we all knew that part. Just note how Bobby is too chickenshit to confront a powerful Black woman:
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If BreeNewsome were a white man, she'd have been given the "not-a-person" treatment.
Yes, we should save people worthy of saving. The Moviebobs of the world aren't, however...



Church : Moviebob
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If you could cure superstition, there wouldn't have been a MovieBob.
I consdier Moviebobism equivalent to superstition-based stupidity.



Given that Moviebob could be seen as a sock puppet for the Democratic Party, it makes you wonder if Moviebob's status as person should include quotation marks or not. (Correct answer: Yes. If Bob wants to call others "people" in quotes and say that those who mock him don't exist, he should be treated in kind and learn to live with it.)

More not-a-persons.
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Let's take a closer look at the first non-person; the second is just random swipe.
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Yup, even his crony BensDecoy is fed up.
As we all know, words aren't slurs when Moviebob uses them...

Anything involving trannies attract non-persons like flies to honey:
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Not gonna lie: I owe part of my sense of humor to 1940s and 1950s Disney and Warner Bros., so jakeeylshere's response gets a thumbs-up from me. And, besides, given Moviebob's fervent support of eugenics, you'd think he'd actually support the idea of children grown in laboratories.



I seem to recall Trump insulting journalists to their face and it was THE END OF DEMOCRACY! By which I mean, everyone who has this point of view should kill themselves. I can't stand this hypocrisy anymore, and I'm extremely MATI right now.
TBF journos need to be insulted.
I don't question Positron's statement at all. I was no fan of Donald Trump at any point in time, but I fully appreciate his disdain toward mainstream-media "journalists". I've gained additional appreciation for Trump's disdain since Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden's inauguration, seeing as how the MSM rarely asks the FiC unscripted questions more difficult than "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?"
 
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Why is Bobby following an account called "master opener of women"?
If you think Bobby's answer is retarded, look at how his cronies respond.
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Among his peers, Bobby is the smooth talker after all.
I love how they all miss the point of the post.

Whether you agree with PUA/redpill logic or not (it personally think its kind of cringey), the point is that the woman is only saying that she has a boyfriend to see how you react and/or get you to fuck off. That many times single women say this (this is admitted by women) just to get a guy to stop hitting on her.
Now PUA types are cringey because instead of respecting that she doesn't want them hitting on her (or genuinely has a bf) they continue to attempt to get her to fuck them. Blobbo & simps, however, are also cringey because 1) they cannot grasp the context that she is hypothetically asking them to fuck off, and 2) still in their own beta way trying to get in her pants by demonstrating what a gentlesir who Respekts Wamen (TM) and "isn't like other guys".

Fox News' Peter Doocy asks Joe Biden about whether or not inflation is bad for Joe's record. Unsurprisingly (ed.), fuckwit film fan cheers the fuckwitted response from the Fuckwit in Chief (last post decensored):
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Moviebob and FiC Biden are both intellectual heliumweights.

Moviebob and FiC Biden are also bullies.

Ergo, based on Moviebob's own rules, it's impossible to be a bully against Joe Biden, and you sure as FUCK can't be a bully against Moviebob.
It's funny because if you replaced "Biden" with "Trump" and "Fox" with "CNN" then Movieblob would be tard-ragging about teh fashizms and direct assault on freedom of the press.

TBF journos need to be insulted.
Agree, but that doesn't make Moviebob any less of a hypocrite.
 
Diabeeto: Jumps into some rando's replies to mock and make personal attacks on him for his take on capeshit. Comments multiple times, unsolicited.
Rando: Takes a single personal jab at Diabeeto in response to get him to shut up and go away.
Diabeeto fan: "How dare you inflict this on my timeline, you CREEP! Have you no respect for the great Diabeeto's wishes and feelings? I did not consent to this!"

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Movieblob's fans? They constantly give him passes for the exact same behavior they screech at everyone else for, sometimes in the exact same comment, and they don't even seem to notice. I guess they're literally too dumb to have empathy for anyone but their diabetic idol.

 
Fox News' Peter Doocy asks Joe Biden about whether or not inflation is bad for Joe's record. Unsurprisingly (ed.), fuckwit film fan cheers the fuckwitted response from the Fuckwit in Chief (last post decensored):
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Moviebob and FiC Biden are both intellectual heliumweights.

Moviebob and FiC Biden are also bullies.

Ergo, based on Moviebob's own rules, it's impossible to be a bully against Joe Biden, and you sure as FUCK can't be a bully against Moviebob.
this whole debacle reminds me of the hot mic about a journalist called Clymer with President Bush-43.
"That Clymer guy sure is an asshole" "Oh yeah, total asshole" and then for a little while, "Clymer" became a euphemism for asshole.

Bob's so smoothbrained he doesn't even care about the question let alone the answer. He just cares that a senile old fool that just happens to be Blue and thus Bob's Hero, called a Fox journalist a stupid SOB for no good reason. Never mind that inflation is eating away at everybody's money, INCLUDING BOB'S. Of course, it's a given that Bob can't comprehend economics to save his life.


Oh and by the way, if any :epik: on Twitter who's reading this is tired of Bob's "Your Mom" comebacks, there's a reply that will hurt him more than anything else:

"Rape jokes aren't funny, Bob".
 
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Greenwald still doesn't get it:
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President Biden is prosecuting a journalist in a case that Trump originated. Bob doesn't care and is often gleeful about it.
Our Laws and Constitution are bad when they interfere with nignogs getting preferential treatment:
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One of the things done subsequently? Outlawing of racial discrimination, first by Amendment, then multiple times by statute, then by Supreme Court rulings. Bob doesn't care because he's been told that racial discrimination is actually good and as a Thinker he does as he's told.
Of course it doesn't need me to remind you that disobeying Jews makes you a Nazi.
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Is the governor of a state now supposed to be responding to every flyer handed out by a crank in his state?
Other than your obsessive need to hate on Jared Leto, or weird contortions to try and criticize this from a woke perspective without being woke yourself, you could have simply dismissed this by pointing out that the "Snyder canon" scene is from an alternate timeline that Snyder himself was going to erase before returning the franchise to Warner Bros. Kinda what would I expect from someone who postures as not only a comic film buff but also a comic lore expert. (There's also the fact that Leto was likely cast for this brief cameo as he was and is still the Joker for the DCEU even if he'll probably never actually play the role again. Although I'm still surprised that Snyder fans want to see more of this Joker considering it was even worse than he was in Suicide Squad except for the look.)
Filthy ho puts up a fuck-and-tell list. I can't parse what Bobby says.
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I think he's implying that Brett Kavanaugh is an incel. Or at least an expression of the incel movement.

Unlike MovieBob of course.
 
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Filthy ho puts up a fuck-and-tell list. I can't parse what Bobby says.
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I can understand your confusion since his typing is bordering on illiterate here, but he's saying when men get their egos hurt by women they kill people or elect a "rapist" (cause lack of evidence doesn't matter, at least if the accused is Republican) to the Supreme Court, while the absolute worst women ever do is put guys on a don't date list.

>Laughs in Mattress Girl. And numerous other women who have destroyed guys' lives or literally gotten them killed with false accusations for petty reasons. Some of which leftists have even acknowledged cause white women did it to black, Arab, or other minority men.
 
Bob should not be talking about a subject he knows nothing about.
Bob: "If you're not a scientist (re: government appointed public health bureaucrat), you can't talk about COVID!"
Bob: "If you're not a woman, you can't talk about (re: oppose) abortion!"
Bob: "If you're not a longtime nerd, you can't talk about capeshit!"
Also Bob: *Talks about sex*
 
Chris Pratt as Mario is triggering, but trooned-out Mario is a-okay! Note the letter "T":
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Probably nothing troony, just Bob being thirsty* - its Tifa from Final Fantasy dressed as Mario. Well, dressed as Tifa with a Mario hat and 'stache, she's still in her regular outfit otherwise. The second pic has Tifa, Cloud, and Aerith. (Note the A on her hat.) And the joke seems to be notably non-troony - Cloud seems angry and embarrassed and he's the only one genuinely cross-dressing, not the first time the joke's been "guy being unwillingly used as a dress-up doll by some girls".

That said, I'm not sure if the artist is all that innocent anyway. "I don't know why everyone is drawing Italian Tifa." C'mon, really? You type "Italian Tifa" into Google and you get an answer damn quick. That's just cover for "I like this meme but don't want to cop to watching 20 seconds of Tifa Lockhart face down and ass up".

( * Whether the thirst is for the artist or for Tifa Lockhart is not determined. I hope I never do. )

Totally off topic fun fact: Here's the Graphtreon for the dude who made the animation: https://graphtreon.com/creator/juicyneko
 
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