Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm willing that if Trump did this Bob would be calling for him to be impeached a third time.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob: "If you're not a scientist (re: government appointed public health bureaucrat), you can't talk about COVID!"
Bob: "If you're not a woman, you can't talk about (re: oppose) abortion!"
Bob: "If you're not a longtime nerd, you can't talk about capeshit!"
Also Bob: *Talks about sex*

Again, using Moviebob's own standards here:

Moviebob is not a scientist, nor is he a government-appointed health bureaucrat, so Moviebob has no room to speak regarding COVID-19.

Moviebob is not a woman, therefore he has no room to speak about abortion.

Moviebob is not a nerd; he's a dork.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Again, using Moviebob's own standards here:

Moviebob is not a scientist, nor is he a government-appointed health bureaucrat, so Moviebob has no room to speak regarding COVID-19.

Moviebob is not a woman, therefore he has no room to speak about abortion.

Moviebob is not a nerd; he's a dork.

Moviebob isn't a fetus, therefore he's unqualified to speak about whether or not a fetus is A Person.

Moviebob thinks listening to scientists is enough, so long as he parrots them he gets a free pass, because LiSTeN tO tHe ScIEnCE.

Moviebob fervently hopes a woman of Correct Right Side of History opinions will notice him and touch his peepee. While I'm sure simping for pro-choice is a tactic to attract (progressive) women, I think there's a flipside. Bob is using it to screen out Believers and MAGA CHUDs of the female persuasion, to counterbalance his "hot stern TALL librarian" fetish that apparently also frequently consists of Women of Wrongthink. Frequently enough, that hearing their opinions kills his boner instantly. But, he still can't help himself lusting after the stereotype, so the pro-choice public virtue signal wanking is meant to chase those women away, as if everything else about Bob wouldn't have already sent them the other direction long ago. Regardless if they're MAGAts or Vote Blue No Matter Who. Just look how Lindsay Ellis reacted.

 

[EnemyStand]

Moviebob isn't a fetus, therefore he's unqualified to speak about whether or not a fetus is A Person.

Moviebob thinks listening to scientists is enough, so long as he parrots them he gets a free pass, because LiSTeN tO tHe ScIEnCE.

Moviebob fervently hopes a woman of Correct Right Side of History opinions will notice him and touch his peepee. While I'm sure simping for pro-choice is a tactic to attract (progressive) women, I think there's a flipside. Bob is using it to screen out Believers and MAGA CHUDs of the female persuasion, to counterbalance his "hot stern TALL librarian" fetish that apparently also frequently consists of Women of Wrongthink. Frequently enough, that hearing their opinions kills his boner instantly. But, he still can't help himself lusting after the stereotype, so the pro-choice public virtue signal wanking is meant to chase those women away, as if everything else about Bob wouldn't have already sent them the other direction long ago. Regardless if they're MAGAts or Vote Blue No Matter Who. Just look how Lindsay Ellis reacted.

He can try as many tactics as he wants. Women don't generally go for genocidal dictator wannabes. He has to axe the wannabe bullshit, but we all know the second Bob gets in a real fight he'll run away as fast as his chicken legs can carry his bloated sack of flesh he calls a torso. So he'll never get a QT3.14, or even a Trigglypuff to touch his dick. If he could back up even 1% of the shit he spews, he'd actually have more than a snowball's chance in hell.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"Sup, ladies. Might have heard of me. I'm yes - The one and only Movie Bob. How about I make you wet by telling you about how I used my lit references in seduction attempts to totes pick up smart hot babes in high school. Yes, 100% happened threesome from babes in my movie/book club in high school, that's right. P.S It really happened, for real."

 

[Koby_Fish]

He can try as many tactics as he wants. Women don't generally go for genocidal dictator wannabes. He has to axe the wannabe bullshit, but we all know the second Bob gets in a real fight he'll run away as fast as his chicken legs can carry his bloated sack of flesh he calls a torso. So he'll never get a QT3.14, or even a Trigglypuff to touch his dick. If he could back up even 1% of the shit he spews, he'd actually have more than a snowball's chance in hell.

I'm pretty sure the only women progressive enough for him aren't even into dudes (notwithstanding that yarn about a lesbun stockbroker that allegedly used him as a beard). He thirsts a little too hard over lesbuns, that's for sure.

Some should point out that a lot of Bob's 'sick burns' on Twitter make him sound more like "not-a-person"/preprogrammed bot than any of the people he accuses thusly. Project much, Bob?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm pretty sure the only women progressive enough for him aren't even into dudes (notwithstanding that yarn about a lesbun stockbroker that allegedly used him as a beard). He thirsts a little too hard over lesbuns, that's for sure.

It's because Moviebob like all male feminists, are actually misogynists who want easy sex from women. They also romanticize and fetishize lesbians, treating them more as fap material than actual people. They also generally don't give a shit in general about gay people except lesbians (since they are just porn for male feminists) or transwomen (because to Male Feminists, they'd just hit on them thinking it would be easy)

 

[EnemyStand]

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"Sup, ladies. Might have heard of me. I'm yes - The one and only Movie Bob. How about I make you wet by telling you about how I used my lit references in seduction attempts to totes pick up smart hot babes in high school. Yes, 100% happened threesome from babes in my movie/book club in high school, that's right. P.S It really happened, for real."

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You capture the essence of Moviebob so well it's scary. If he wasn't such a fat, cowardly bitch that avoids pushback like the plague you could easily convince me you are him.

I'm pretty sure the only women progressive enough for him aren't even into dudes (notwithstanding that yarn about a lesbun stockbroker that allegedly used him as a beard). He thirsts a little too hard over lesbuns, that's for sure.

You know, this story always bugs me when it comes up. If you're a lesbian stockbroker who's in the market for a beard, I'd assume you have money and you'd find no shortage of Chads who'd be okay with dating you providing they can run around with whatever Stacy who'll have their dick. The point of a beard is to make you look good in society or to your parents. I can't imagine Blob making anyone look good.

Some should point out that a lot of Bob's 'sick burns' on Twitter make him sound more like "not-a-person"/preprogrammed bot than any of the people he accuses thusly. Project much, Bob?

That wouldn't phase him, he'd just say something like the anon is stealing Bob's "jokes" or something. By the way, if anyone believes Bob's "You're not a person" comeback is a reference to bots or socks, I have a bridge to sell you. It's in London, and they wrote a song about it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

You capture the essence of Moviebob so well it's scary. If he wasn't such a fat, cowardly bitch that avoids pushback like the plague you could easily convince me you are him.


You know, this story always bugs me when it comes up. If you're a lesbian stockbroker who's in the market for a beard, I'd assume you have money and you'd find no shortage of Chads who'd be okay with dating you providing they can run around with whatever Stacy who'll have their dick. The point of a beard is to make you look good in society or to your parents. I can't imagine Blob making anyone look good.

That wouldn't phase him, he'd just say something like the anon is stealing Bob's "jokes" or something. By the way, if anyone believes Bob's "You're not a person" comeback is a reference to bots or socks, I have a bridge to sell you. It's in London, and they wrote a song about it.

Also, since when did Bob ever have enough scratch to throw around to go to a swanky bar/club where he presumably would have met said random Lesbun Stockbroker? That doesn't make sense, as it would require somehow that Bob prove he was trustworthy within a fairly short period of time (won't yeet her from the closet), then teaching him to peel oranges with his tongue because somehow that'll make him great at eating pussy or whatever (LOL). I HIGHLY doubt she ever let him even go down on her, let alone her touching his peepee.

Or was she the sister/cousin/whatever of a concerned male friend/acquaintance with homophobic parents/relatives and he was doing the friend and his sister/cousin/whatever a favor and she needed a cover QUICKLY so she wouldn't be outed and thus wasn't picky and/or knew they could count on Bob not ratting her out and keeping up appearances? I mean, that would make a sliver of a hair more sense than "rando I met in the bar said' hey, I like your Randian bullshit/the cut of your jib, wanna pretend I'm your girlfriend so my homophobic highly catholic parents/grandparents don't think get/remain suspicious that I'm not-straight and don't disinherit me or whatever?'"

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Also, since when did Bob ever have enough scratch to throw around to go to a swanky bar/club where he presumably would have met said random Lesbun Stockbroker? That doesn't make sense, as it would require somehow that Bob prove he was trustworthy within a fairly short period of time (won't yeet her from the closet), then teaching him to peel oranges with his tongue because somehow that'll make him great at eating pussy or whatever (LOL). I HIGHLY doubt she ever let him even go down on her, let alone her touching his peepee.

Or was she the sister/cousin/whatever of a concerned male friend/acquaintance with homophobic parents/relatives and he was doing the friend and his sister/cousin/whatever a favor and she needed a cover QUICKLY so she wouldn't be outed and thus wasn't picky and/or knew they could count on Bob not ratting her out and keeping up appearances? I mean, that would make a sliver of a hair more sense than "rando I met in the bar said' hey, I like your Randian bullshit/the cut of your jib, wanna pretend I'm your girlfriend so my homophobic highly catholic parents/grandparents don't think get/remain suspicious that I'm not-straight and don't disinherit me or whatever?'"

I think he said this was in college, so she may have been taking a course at the same school. What's more likely is she tried to explain her degree but it was too complicated for his little brain because it involved math and he just told everyone she was a stock broker.

I also assume she wasn't attractive and looked like the most stereotypical lesbian out there, but went with Bob as a beard because he was the only one dumb enough to think her could 'convert' her.

 

[EnemyStand]

I think he said this was in college, so she may have been taking a course at the same school. What's more likely is she tried to explain her degree but it was too complicated for his little brain because it involved math and he just told everyone she was a stock broker.

I also assume she wasn't attractive and looked like the most stereotypical lesbian out there, but went with Bob as a beard because he was the only one dumb enough to think her could 'convert' her.

Or conversely this bitch doesn't exist and Bob's lying because he peaked at 8 and that's what little kids do when they want attention. I have to keep reminding myself this guy's FORTY because if I don't I'll assume he somehow found the Fountain of Youth and got to return to his middle school days.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He talks mad shit for someone who is obsolete by their own standards.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think he said this was in college, so she may have been taking a course at the same school. What's more likely is she tried to explain her degree but it was too complicated for his little brain because it involved math and he just told everyone she was a stock broker.

I also assume she wasn't attractive and looked like the most stereotypical lesbian out there, but went with Bob as a beard because he was the only one dumb enough to think her could 'convert' her.

"Stockbroker" implies the person is already finished with college IMO, they make pretty good money, why would they waste their time. But yeah Bob could be lying about that. He was in college but that doesn't mean SHE was. Nothing about Bob's story makes any goddamn sense. Even the possibility that they met in a random bar in Lynn (WHAT would a stockbroker be doing in a dive/Dave & Busters knockoff in Lynn? Trivia night?! As Biden would say, "C'mon, man!") beggars belief.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He talks mad shit for someone who is obsolete by their own standards.

No he is not obsolete, he is a pop culture critic who is super smart and is proud to be a pawn of the globalists (seriously someone help me find that Bob tweet where he said he was proud of being a pawn). He is also a 40 year old man from Boston who knows what it means to be a good person.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Moviebob claims to be a good person, LOL!:

Aren't you the same dipshit that used a man's recently deceased wife to push your petty bullshit? Or the same jackass that often seeks to recreate Nazi Germany under a different name? Or even the same jackass that fails to see the problem to why people hate you on the first place?

Good person is the farest fucking thing you can be considered Blob.

 

[make_it_so]

That fucking twitter profile. I hate that mongo and creepy retard eyes

Maybe the real reason he panics about "Nazis" taking power is because he knows they would take one look at him and immediately classify him as Untermensch, and send him off to the camps.

"NOT A PERSON", Robert cries as people mock him for being a creepy incel with shit opinions:
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I would love for one of these "not a person" to punch the fat fuck right in the face. But of course we know that won't happen, since he's a chickenshit who only talks tough behind the safety of Twitter.

I'd have died laughing at his shirt before he pulls the gun out.

Forget the shirt, look at what's trying peek out from under it! Holy shit Bobby, your gunt is getting dangerously close to Ethan Ralph levels, there.

You who still makes jokes about fucking "your Mum" past the 90s? Virgins who will never know the touch of a woman.

Or intellectually and emotionally stunted retards who never matured past grade school. Either perfectly describes Bob.

Diabeeto: Jumps into some rando's replies to mock and make personal attacks on him for his take on capeshit. Comments multiple times, unsolicited.
Rando: Takes a single personal jab at Diabeeto in response to get him to shut up and go away.
Diabeeto fan: "How dare you inflict this on my timeline, you CREEP! Have you no respect for the great Diabeeto's wishes and feelings? I did not consent to this!"

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Movieblob's fans? They constantly give him passes for the exact same behavior they screech at everyone else for, sometimes in the exact same comment, and they don't even seem to notice. I guess they're literally too dumb to have empathy for anyone but their diabetic idol.

The only people that would be attracted to read Bob (outside of shitposting autists and lolcow connoisseurs such as ourselves) are going to be people who are even more insane and/or mentally defective than he is.

I think he's implying that Brett Kavanaugh is an incel. Or at least an expression of the incel movement.

Unlike MovieBob of course.

Right, the guy that has several kids is an "involuntary celibate."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Chris has an epiphany over Meat Loaf's death:

Three days later after this revelation...

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1486123332764377093

We know Bob. We know.

And I didn't even notice the date of the tweeted tweet till I looked at the one comment.

Apparently Papi is David Ortiz from the Boston Red Sox so JC Sturgeon isn't making a sneaky, based joke.

 

[EnemyStand]

Three days later after this revelation...

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1486123332764377093

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We know Bob. We know.

And I didn't even notice the date of the tweeted tweet till I looked at the one comment.
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Apparently Papi is David Ortiz from the Boston Red Sox so JC Sturgeon isn't making a sneaky, based joke.

I can't expect much from JC here. He supports BLM and probably has pronouns in his profile. But the fact he honestly thinks Bob knows or cares about anything related to the sports world or even the Baseball Hall of Fame is absolutely hilarious to me.

 

[Positron]

Forget the shirt, look at what's trying peek out from under it! Holy shit Bobby, your gunt is getting dangerously close to Ethan Ralph levels, there.

Oh that's Lesser Brother, not Bobby himself.

Speaking of, Chrissy's Angel is going places.

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Bobby clings to the idea that Abstract Expressionism was the only successful psyops of CIA.

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Bobby wants to insert something in the mouth of a Black female host, and by "something" I mean words.




Bobby's favorite Big Corps lose value, but as long as Elon Musk suffers it is a-okay.


The future of culture is NFT.


Tranny jealousy. Bimbo Politics is sore that a batshit tranny and his "partner" made $120000 with stupid duck drawings.

So why doesn't Bobby do the hustle? There is no such thing as Bad Tactics after all.

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Ackshually pro-lifers want abortions because they use abortion as a tool to oppress woman.

I can't figure out the logic behind this argument: because Simone Veil is a conservative politicians and is friends with other conservative politicians, it means everyone who oppresses her must be conservative and ostensibly pro-life?

Bobby is not an expert in anything, but two area in which he is especially out of the depths are masculinity and marriage. And a fag like MOS cannot even begin to comprehend the family unit.

So who have you actually become, Bobby?


Go back to Chinkland. They have double-digit new cases per day, or so they say.

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Bobby has been simping for Peter Dinklage's appearance in Cyrano. Little did he imagine that Dinklage would be an obstructer of Cultural Advancement.



Bobby, Jared Leto was playing a role. Be a good boy and get over it already.


Grown comic nerds are so hard to please.



Fight Club got Xipilled.

 

[The Valeyard]

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It’s going to be a movie based on a video game franchise that Bob hates for being played by dudebros like Gears of War.