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THANK YOU.
I noticed this too. A sure sign that one hasn't played it since, I didn't even find it offensive, but HOOOO BOY did it stand out in my mind about the game as "SOMEONE's gonna bitch about this one..."
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I noticed this too. A sure sign that one hasn't played it since, I didn't even find it offensive, but HOOOO BOY did it stand out in my mind about the game as "SOMEONE's gonna bitch about this one..."
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You can tell they tried to half ass handwaving it in a diary entry you find saying ouroboros makes them revert to deeply set primitive memories, which in their culture translates to OOGA BOOGA hours.
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JayHarrison
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I'd rather deal with the "nightmare of personal responsibility" than having to deal with totalitarian governments.
For once, Moviebob should put his money where his oral rectum is and try to drive an 18-wheeler across his home state of Assholechusetts.
Yes, because you can transport goods through Zoom, you fuckwit.
Or you can be like Moviebob, a verminous insect whose human shell can be compared to the one the giant bug wore in Men in Black.
I, personally, would rather stand with Joe Rogan and "Stupid" Snake over fat, fascistic phlegmwad film freak at any time, anywhere.
Moviebob (2017.01.27): "If your position on a 'Muslim [travel] Ban' is ANYTHING other than 'it's wrong,' with ZERO qualifications or nuance, nothing about you 'matters.'"
Hypocrisy much, Bob?
[recites closing monologue from Twilight Zone episode "The Obsolete Man", replacing "chancellor" with "Moviebob"]
I don't know who he is, either, but I can tell you he's right. We need to stop labelling ignorant phlegmwads like Moviebob as "free thinkers".
Given how Moviebob's temperament hasn't evolved beyond than a whimy three-year-old, this statement is rich.
Hey, Bob:
Follow Moviebob's ideas on mall management, and you're not printing money, you're shredding and incinerating it.
Hopefully, if all is right in the world and karma hits him hard, Moviebob's permanent residence will be a no larger than a small pup tent.
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I love how retards like Bob have turned "end tyrannical mandates" into shit like "looking for a cure."The Honkening:
Bobs idiocy aside, how do they even figure out to know the openning weekend will be $185 million like a month before release.
That's legit my favourite part of the game lol.
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Bob read the Wikipedia plot summaries of the Resident Evil games. Thats just as good as actually playing them.
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I love how this stupid and lazy fucker has gotten to the point he's just focusing on dumping his older and shittier content rather than do nothing at all or... Oh, I don't know, trying to watch some random movies backlogs?
If I was a film critic and there was a dearth of new shit films to watch, I'd watch old shit films I never saw before but were probably in my wheelhouse, instead given there's tens of thousands of them. Then I could have something to do, kinda like that Doug Walker guy when he changed up and did reviews as himself and not the critic.
Also Bob is a crayon eating retard who never touched any but maybe the first couple of REs and even then I doubt it because blood is ick and for dudebros. Also you can tell this genetic disaster probably didn't watch any but the first couple of films, made all the worst by him being a lazy tard and just reuploading something that's well over a decade old and ignores how fucking sad those films got due to Anderson being deadset on simping publically to his wife with these shit films.
Bob is such a fake geek it's pathetic he tries. He's also such a pathetic fake nerd with his "NUUU ME AM TOTALLY KNOW THIS RANDOM FACTOID INSIDE AND OUT" posting.
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I don't recall Kratos ever looking like an unshaven bear.
Moxie tastes like drinking herbs. It's alright, but it's definitely something adults would like more than kids. Which makes me wonder how manchild Chippa ever acquired a taste for it.
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Thanks for posting this I had skipped right over that little nugget. Bob is demanding to know what someone is doing to "cure" COVID.
It's already been done and this moron who never leaves his mom's house has probably had four doses of it now. There's more stuff on the way but nothing else will compare.
We (yes, I'm taking partial credit for it since I Did My Part™ by posting on the Kiwi Farms) achieved a modern miracle and yet this fat fuck can't stop raging about what others are "doing" to and "ruining" for him even though his life basically hasn't changed in any appreciable way compared to what he was doing pre-pandemic anyway and his one "problem" (he's fat) has pretty much been solved with the vaccines. 900K deaths in the U.S. shouldn't bother him like the others since at least 882K of them "aren't people" anyway and the ones dying recently are even less likely to "be people" at all.
It's amazing that Bob doesn't drown trying to drink.
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I guarantee that he watches the Let's Play videos -- with pants down.
Trauma of the last two decades:
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Bob admits he has no idea what's going on and is OK with that. You may notice a time discrepancy between some of the screen shots. That's because some I pulled from the archive and some I pulled from an incognito window. That's because I'm a tard and cannot figure out how to long screen caps. The timestamp for the first Art tweet is 2:19PM EST. Why you need to know this...I'm not sure.
And Art responds
Not to be out done and also to explain the joke which is the hallmark of great joke, Bob re-responds
Art continues but the Lord of Lynn has grown bored of such tiring discourse with someone who needed his obtuse and confusing and apparently a reference to Mel Brooks explained to him so he sicks his hounds on Art.
Art then threw himself off a building when Brian brought up Jan 6. It wasn't because it was such a damaging argument. It was the quickest way to get away from Brian and not catch his stupidity.
So in short, Bob is perfectly fine with telling people that he does not care about facts and is ok with property being destroyed as long as it's the right people. So basically it's been a slow day for Bob.
And Art responds
Not to be out done and also to explain the joke which is the hallmark of great joke, Bob re-responds
Art continues but the Lord of Lynn has grown bored of such tiring discourse with someone who needed his obtuse and confusing and apparently a reference to Mel Brooks explained to him so he sicks his hounds on Art.
Art then threw himself off a building when Brian brought up Jan 6. It wasn't because it was such a damaging argument. It was the quickest way to get away from Brian and not catch his stupidity.
So in short, Bob is perfectly fine with telling people that he does not care about facts and is ok with property being destroyed as long as it's the right people. So basically it's been a slow day for Bob.
Spoiler: Aphex Twinesque horror
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Gee... I remember reading Moviebob's comments regarding tactics and targets. Apart from Bob committing yet another potential Twitter TOS violation, his response here could lead to the interpretation that arson is a perfectly acceptable tactic if the victim deserves it.
E-X-ACTLY! Because, as per Bob's own standards, Bob is not an acceptable target.
And art's got better things to do than be
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No damn you. You were doing so well keeping away from image reactions
Anyways, that last little twitter thing is just really telling. All the same arguments every idiot bully uses. Except from the mouth of a thinker. Also, I like how specific you should be with Bob and twitter arguments. Because he only ever has those. Or sycophants. You ever notice how he has no great meeting of the minds?
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I'll admit to being lazy with the image reaction, but that Billy Madison meme conveys my exact reaction to Moviebob's lengthy screeds.
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I have a sneaking suspicion it involved copious amounts of alcohol.
It would appear Bob would happily let us believe that yeah, he'd totally raise a fist in solidarity from afar if BLM decided to torch his Toyota. I believe he's brainwashed enough to at least want to project that image "because BLM is right side of history/a good cause". And somehow this would straddle the line between "Bad things happen to Bad People" and "There is no difference between good things and bad things, you imbecile, you fucking moron." You see, friendo, BLM didn't burn [hypothetically] Moviebob's car because it was Moviebob's car! They burned it to get the attention of the people in power so they'll stop Bleks Season/Brown Season! They burned it because it was a Huwhite Person's Car! And insurance will just cover it anyway so no biggie, Friendo!
Now I'm hoping some BLM crayon eaters do burn Moviebob's car, just to see him Lindsay Ellis it up - the hopeless simp game, even as the object of his admiration nukes him from orbit.
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I watched Yahtzee back in like 2012 on the Escapist, I also watched a little bit of Bob's stuff before realizing he was a fat faggot who can't admit he's wrong. The Escapist gave him some retro bullshit to use as avatars because he is fat and Yahtzee never really showed his face either so they wanted to follow suit. There might be archives where he used clip art.
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Bob, if Jar Jar Abrams was trying to give us "Hot Nerdgirl Waifu Luke," then he wouldn't have cast someone with the looks, personality, and acting acumen of a plank of wood. You might get off to Daisy Ridley's xenomorph mouth, but pretty much nobody else did. On top of that, the movies themselves went out of their way to play down any amount of sex appeal or sensuality, with everyone dressed very dour and dumpy, and no romantic chemistry between any of the actors, to the point that all of the three (3) kissing scenes in the trilogy were hamfisted and out of place (and one was between lesbos that was easily cut for foreign markets that don't like the gays).
Proving once again that Bob has literally never played a Halo game, or knows anything about the series beyond a Wikipedia search, Master Chief does not have "next to no personality." He doesn't talk much (at least not until 343 takes over), but you still get a sense of who he is as you play through the games: he's devoted to the mission, loyal to humanity, and refuses to quit even when all the odds are against him. He may be somewhat stoic, but that archetype still resonates with a lot of people.
Making Chief no longer the protagonist in the first major live-action adaptation of the Halo story and replacing him with a generic Strong Female Character™ Mary Sue is naturally going to rub a lot of fans the wrong way, along with saying how your series is going to "smash the patriarchy" and you race swap various major characters in the process for no reason at all. When all you'd have to do to be successful is follow the story you've been given, these sorts of changes scream "we hate what we've been assigned to work on so we're going to do whatever we want, fuck the fans." Bob sees this as a positive because Halo fans are dudebros that deserve to be shit on.
Ah, another of Bob's patented billion-dollar ideas, effectively making a mall-themed amusement park. That's about the dumbest thing I can imagine doing with a dead mall, because you're basically just shoving stores back in a dead retail location and hoping that a coating of 80s nostalgia will be enough to get people to come back. This ignores the simple fact that many malls are dying because consumer habits have changed, and overcoming the inertia of this trend would be a tall order.
Bob, we all want fuck-you-money. Your steadily dwindling Patreon is not how you're getting it, especially given how much of it you spend on average-size Mickey D's orders and copious amounts of booze.
Hell, that's pretty much what RLM's been doing for the past two years, pivoting their discussions to streaming movies and only occasionally discussing new theatrical releases. They don't even talk about Marvel movies in general anymore since they've lost interest entirely, and they've proven they don't need to ride the trends to stay relevant. Their latest video spends over an hour discussing the modern Bruce Willis movie pipeline, and it already has more views than all of Bob's videos from the last three months combined.
Bob is simply too lazy to change. Anything that involves effort or risk-taking is simply not worth it. He has a fairly steady Patreon income (though dropping) and enough family support to survive off of, so why bother doing anything different? Just repackage your same old videos for a couple more adbux and go back to your incessant rage-tweeting.
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Those BLM people would beat him nearly to death, and he'd still simp for them.
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He would because he's a titanic coward that would then after waddling back to mommy's house call the police and likely call them the hard N word for destroying his manchildmobile.
Bob would then lie about them actually being neo-fascists even if the tweets prior to burning down his car was stuff like:
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For white people, thirties is a pretty standard time to start going gray, but it varies. One of my brothers started getting flecks of grey at like 15. That being said, if you're honestly dumb enough to think there is a nazi uprising in America while there is simultaneously an airborne aids pandemic going on for two odd years, than yeah, maybe the stress is a bigger factor.
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