Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I can't find the tweet posted by Top Skink. Bobby must have deleted it.

Covid restrictions:

Bad as restrictions are, I'm sure it won't reach the level of trauma of 'Nam or, equivalently, the Console Wars.

Jesse Watter's guest explains why Denmark has controlled the covid so well, but never mind that: focus on Bobby's random bout of feminism:

I can't see the "wincing" BTW.

Virgina GOP governor Glenn Youngkin's campaign account called out a kid for being chummy with a former governor who did blackface. Bad Target bro!




Because everyone likes Bob Chipman:

A tranny pissing on "alpha male". Can you be more clichéd?

Your daily Nazi alerts:




Jewish bullshit:


Bobby's livelihood involves art criticism -- and the CIA.




For all his talks about Thinkers, Bobby seems never realized that he isn't the only Thinker in the game.

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Bobby doesn't say he wants Spiderman to be nominated for Best Picture, but he does. Meanwhile Don't Look Up is too obvious in its metaphor so Bobby is repulsed.




He is indeed very angry:


Batman.


Cartoons:







As a racist I'd say we don't.






Angrynerd is likely another TeamImpossible sock.

Bobby doesn't mind a Wendy's getting torched, but he'd never be prepared for this:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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This is why CHINA NUMBER ONE has to edit every American film to the point of cutting out entire plotlines and putting hilarious post-scripts on Fight Club and Lord of War. Glad you agree with reactionary censorship of films now Bob!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

In the mouth of Moviebob

 

[DaBigBopper]

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So Bob basically admits he just wants to eat the slop his 'betters' give him? His enlightened coastal ideals are just a literal slave mentality.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

This is why CHINA NUMBER ONE has to edit every American film to the point of cutting out entire plotlines and putting hilarious post-scripts on Fight Club and Lord of War. Glad you agree with reactionary censorship of films now Bob!

They censored the end of Lord of War? I'm kinda surprised, its been ages since I've seen it, but if I recall, it ends with a pretty stinging indictment of some of the shady shit the US government gets up to.

Nick Cage literally gets off more or less scot-free because it benefitted the US gov't for him to keep selling illicit weapons to the people they wanted him to. I guess maybe because its anti-government or something.

 

[toggaf]

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As a racist I'd say we don't.

Come on Bob, with everything that's happening, you're not hyped for a film about a black man exonerated from- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Don't_Care_About_Us#Lyric_dispute_and_context

oh

 

[RainwaterDrop]

This is why CHINA NUMBER ONE has to edit every American film to the point of cutting out entire plotlines and putting hilarious post-scripts on Fight Club and Lord of War. Glad you agree with reactionary censorship of films now Bob!

Blob went full Wumao on that one. Retard didn't even stop and ponder for a moment about how fucking absurd his take was, this could easily be a quote from Xi, Kim Jong-Un, Stalin, Hitler and other tyrants, yet Bob actually believes this is a sensible position!

They censored the end of Lord of War? I'm kinda surprised, its been ages since I've seen it, but if I recall, it ends with a pretty stinging indictment of some of the shady shit the US government gets up to.

Nick Cage literally gets off more or less scot-free because it benefitted the US gov't for him to keep selling illicit weapons to the people they wanted him to. I guess maybe because its anti-government or something.

Chinese censorship is histrionic and absurdly paranoid. They don't even care if the subjects are absolutely mangled and incomprehensible as a result of the censors, Bohemian Rhapsody was censored to cut every single reference to Freddie Mercury's homosexuality, much like making a MovieBob film and then cutting every single instance of him being a bloated narcissistic asshole, you end up with an incoherent mess!

So precisely, they censored the ending because it's critical of the government and you can't have that over there. Not that people don't criticise the government (even people in North Korea and Nazi Germany do/did), they just want to cut down on stimuli for it!

 

[King Dead]

@Sexy Senior Citizen: Thanks for adding additional context as to how stupid Bob is. Posts like yours are part of the reason I keep coming back to this thread: in his overwhelming stupidity, Bob manages to teach us all a lot as we explain to each other everything he gets wrong.

Bobby doesn't say he wants Spiderman to be nominated for Best Picture, but he does. Meanwhile Don't Look Up is too obvious in its metaphor so Bobby is repulsed.
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I'm sorry, did Bob just imply that Pacific Rim had any kind of message beyond "robot punch monster"? Talk about blue curtains.

I know Wikipedia shouldn't be taken as a primary source, but in the Themes section on the movie, there is absolutely nothing about climate change (and I'm assuming it doesn't come up in any of the cited interviews, since Wikipedia's lefty slant would guarantee it would have been mentioned if it had been). del Toro's primary theme was about coming together and trusting each other, not some hackneyed "global warming bad" metaphor.

I've said it before, I'll say it again, and I'll probably keep saying it until this bloated fuck keels over and dies: for his supposed "job," Bob is really, really bad at this.

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For those unfamiliar with who this dumb bitch is, Heather Antos was previously an "editor" at Marvel Comics, and while she wasn't the sole reason behind its decline in the '10s, she most certainly played a part. It also didn't help that she was antagonistic towards critics on Twitter, and the #MakeMineMilkshake incident could be said to have started the whole #Comicsgate thing, which is its own autistic can of worms.

After she got dumped from Marvel, she's bounced from one comic publisher to the next, with her bio saying she's now at IDW (after previously working at Image and Valiant along the way). How she keeps getting work is beyond me, with my best hypothesis being that all those milkshakes have given her...other skills.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

They censored the end of Lord of War? I'm kinda surprised, its been ages since I've seen it, but if I recall, it ends with a pretty stinging indictment of some of the shady shit the US government gets up to.

Nick Cage literally gets off more or less scot-free because it benefitted the US gov't for him to keep selling illicit weapons to the people they wanted him to. I guess maybe because its anti-government or something.

The ending mentions that China is one of the largest suppliers of arms in the world, obviously a no-no.

Also like the edit that was made to Fight Club they have Cage's character admitting to his crimes and pleading guilty like a good citizen.

 

[glib]

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"What radicalized you?"
"Reality."

 

[Kheapathic]

You need to pay a substantial amount of money to train for a CDL; some trucking companies will pay for your training and testing, but in general the rule is you need to pay for it yourself.

There's a CDL school/company in my area, and when all this shit started kicking off; I'd see them getting more and more desperate to try and get asses in seats to get their CDL, to include paying to train and/or sign-on bonuses up to $10,000. I know those come with a stipulation that you stick around for a while, but shit like that makes it sound bad.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Did he delete this in a rare moment of self-awareness (or maybe sobriety)? I can't find it on his feed.

Looks like it got deleted. Most likely a bunch of people made fun of him for it and he deleted it rather than accept he did a dumb like he always does.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Re: @King Dead



Oh believe me, I know. I live in one of the Blue Hells Bob and his idiot brother admire most, and while NYC didn't get put to the torch, it suffered enormous damage. I have a cop buddy who compared being in his precinct during the Floyd Riots to being a Rohirrim fighter at Helm's Deep. Windows were broken all up and down 5th Avenue. The general decline of law and order has led to multiple cops getting shot (and, maybe unsurprisingly, a severe lack of sympathy from people who used to be big NYPD supporters because of the way they've enforced the idiot mandates). At this point the only thing you can do is get out, if at all possible. Sheltered in momma's basement (or, I suppose, his childhood bedroom), Bob will never, ever grasp how bad the real world is, and if you subjected him to it he'd shrivel up into a quivering ball of fat and denial.

Bonus points if Bob's childhood bedroom was and is in the basement.

Dubious legality of seizing private property in such a way aside (the state doesn't own any of those trucks, and doesn't have an iron clad "emergency" law like in the movies where all they have to do is flash a badge and BAM! Your car is theirs....especially because the "emergency" is not one of a shortage of trucks or drivers, but a surplus of red tape) , how many guardsmen HAVE CDLs? Or even know how to drive an unsynchronized 10 speed manual? Some of the new equipment they have is automatic gearbox.

No disrespect, but, unless you're in the motor pool or already had a CDL, you probably don't have any experience driving anything like an 18 wheeler, there's things you have to be aware of like height and turn clearances so you don't pull a can-opener on you or your trailer that can only be learned the hard way, even if you in theory can drive stick. And a military certifacation to drive equipment doesn't not lateral-transfer into a civvie CDL, you still have to take the test and get an official "A" or "B" truck license with the official endrorsements, even if you spent the last 15 years driving a HEMTT, 10 ton, or M1070 with live ordinance that would be considered HAZMAT in all 50 states.

Guy I used to tow with who was a guardsman explained it to me when I asked if he was thinking about jumping to CDL with me, because I assumed that if you already drove a tank transporter flatbed like he had, you were good to go for SWIFT..... not so.

Soldier's aren't these magic NPCs that can just do any job you stick them in at a small production penalty.... like life is some kind of RTS game.

Not only that, but double-clutching is a thing (the unsynchronization was a clue) for semi trucks that are manual transmission that I will guarantee you most people, let alone Blob, don't even know about. I remember one of the school buses was an old stickshift, and the driver had to double-clutch, and the moron high school boys in the back thought the dude didn't know what he was doing, because they didn't have to double-clutch their rice burners. While most passenger cars/trucks have "synchronizers" that make double-clutching unnecessary, heavy-duty vehicles like semis (and ancient manual transmission schoolbuses) do not, therefore the double-clutching. [source: I know someone who's been trucking their entire fucking LIFE].

Even if Bob could drive manual (LOL?), there's no faking way he could shift a semi's gears properly. Guaranteed.

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OMG I CAN'T EVEN WITH THIS BLOB RN
"act against their best interests" - the argument of every fucking crayon-eating curtain-analyzing leftist EVER. In other words (as per Bobbert beliefs), the People are Too Stupids, so reality must be warped sufficiently into a Pleasant Fantasy, to keep the Stupids from Revolting. Preferably with Bing Bing Wahoo, amirite Bob? Mario will keep the peasants/MAGAts from revolting, right?

No word yet on how to keep blob from being revolting. Certainly not touching grass. (Or the other kind of grass, lol)

 

[Big Nasty]

Soldier's aren't these magic NPCs that can just do any job you stick them in at a small production penalty.... like life is some kind of RTS game.

Yeah, I know. Too many people think that any and all problems can be solved by soldiers waving their guns around though.

 

[Kheapathic]

No disrespect, but, unless you're in the motor pool or already had a CDL, you probably don't have any experience driving anything like an 18 wheeler, there's things you have to be aware of like height and turn clearances so you don't pull a can-opener on you or your trailer that can only be learned the hard way, even if you in theory can drive stick. And a military certifacation to drive equipment doesn't not lateral-transfer into a civvie CDL, you still have to take the test and get an official "A" or "B" truck license with the official endrorsements, even if you spent the last 15 years driving a HEMTT, 10 ton, or M1070 with live ordinance that would be considered HAZMAT in all 50 states.

Not sure how all the heavy equipment is; but a lot of the normal vehicles (non-MOS specific) the military uses are all automatic transmissions. Even the 7-ton with its adjustable gears, there's no stick, it's all digital touch buttons. Because the military knows they're getting a slice of general America, and stick shifts are becoming rarer and rarer (I know a 2014 Nissan that has one); and they're not gonna teach you how to clutch, unless it's an MOS specific vehicle. And nothing carries over, not even your forklift license, even if it's a basic 10-ton gas engine one. Civilians look at that and scoff at you like you're a retard. At most you can say you've driven specialized vehicles or vehicles up to XXXXXX GVW.

 

[Spunt]

I've never really paid much attention to this guy but I know he's known for his wacky political takes. He's basically a strong authoritarian lefty, right? A tankie?

This was in community happenings but I don't want to shit up the thread.

Bob isn't a tankie. He's a technocratic fascist LARPing as a Neoliberal. Tankies don't believe in eugenics, and tend to want the working class put in charge of everything, whereas Bob wants the working class literally genocided so he can live in a "superior future" where only high-iq people (such as he imagines himself to be) are allowed to breed and menial work is done by robots rather than smelly proles who might develop Wrong Opinions.

I've said it before but Bob would have been an enthusiastic proponent of Mussolini had he been born in another time and place.

 

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The thinker has to be told what to think by corporations and the State. What a worthless retard lmao

 

[Chad Holdenford]

The humanoid piece of rancid pork is so repulsive in both looks and mind, nobody wants him for their political side. That's another part of the bile fascination I sort of have for the guy. It's a fun game to see righties and lefties play hot potato among themselves to push Generalissimo Blobbo to the other side.

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It's amazing how this sounds exactly like some stupid ancap's idea of a statist/leftist caricature.

 

[Positron]

Bobby's Angels are tired of his "not a person" tick, so they give him new pictures to spam:


The Convoy is simultaneously a tiny, tinny fraction of truckers, and a grassroot movement that shows white supremacists are everywhere.



If masks and vaccines work as The Science™ advertised, why would those adults catch the coof from their kids and require long-term care? Just admit that the school shutdowns and mask mandates is a power ploy already: liberal adults have surrendered their control to their children in the name of "freedom" for the sake of "creativity", and they are now eager to wrest it back.
MassPsychosis has yet to receive his non-personhood.

More on the CIA:


Chu-chu thinks he is more resourceful than a gorilla, and Bobby thinks he can outthrow a silverback. Let's drop both of them to a jungle in Congo and see who goes extinct first.

 

[Flexo]

No joke, I start trying to get caught up on this thread, and I have catastrophic equipment failure. It's like even my computer and router don't want to deal with Bob! So my journey continues. Send me booze.

First, i made a gif for you all.


And here's my meme tax.





Hilariously after I see this tweet, this video releases today:

Excerpts from Bob's book, Brick by Brick:

” I still insisted on calling it “Super Mario Bros. 4: Super Mario World” until “Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island” ended my hopes of seeing the series numbers climb into the double digits.​

. . .

Two Mario games released en-route to the waning days of the SNES, though, would have the whiplash-inducing effect of plunging me deeper into my fixation while simultaneously chipping away at my ability to view them as something beyond the diversions that they were: “Super Mario RPG” and “Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island.” Gaming culture had long since led me to the other stratas of Nerddom, and introduced obsessions like “continuity” into my psyche. In my mind, the Mario games had always had an epic saga playing out in the margins, but it was increasingly hard to ignore that such depth wasn’t to be found in the games. “Super Mario RPG,” however, finally delivered a Mario game with the kind of sprawling story and epic scope I’d always imagined was there. It was a standard Final Fantasy style “JRPG” (J for Japanese), but populated by Mario characters. The game sent its heroes (including Bowser at one point!) off on a quest to defeat a new enemy who’d swept down from space. It enthralled me and, however briefly, re-solidified my commitment to the series’ “mythos.” I hadn’t “outgrown” Mario; he was growing with me— following my lead, but still there for me...​

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...and then came “Yoshi’s Island.”​

. . .

The idea of seeing Mario’s “origin story” had me playing through this game like a man possessed, even though by that point a teenaged social-life was leaving less and less time for gaming. I knew the end, I figured: Mario and Luigi would find their way back to Brooklyn. Along with seeing their Earth Realm digs visualized for the first time in a game, I was intrigued to see if any indications would be made about how and why they found their way back to Mushroom Kingdom years later. The possibilities!​

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And so, after a climactic battle against a towering, Godzilla-sized Bowser (another image I’d always wanted to see!), I settled in to watch as the games’ ending credits played out over an animation of The Stork flying Baby Mario and Luigi back home. Any moment now, I just knew, I’d see a 16-bit New York skyline come into view... but, instead, the closing text and final image tell a different story, as the Bros. are delivered to “...Where Mom and Dad live...”​

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“...THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!”​

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...What?! Mario and Luigi were born in the Mushroom Kingdom? That doesn’t make any sense! How’d they grow up in Brooklyn, then? Were they sent there at some point, like Superman, unaware of their real origins? And how were they Italian-Americans if they came from a world with no Italy and no America? Oooh! Maybe that’ll be the plot of the next game! Maybe...​

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I didn’t have a “breakdown” or anything.​

. . .

There’s a moment—vitally important in the development of any geek, nerd or whatever else you want to call it—when it finally sinks in all the way that the people creating whatever character or property you’ve let colonize a part of your imagination just aren’t as “devoted” to it as you are – that, to them, it’s a job. For me, this was it. How much sense did it make to be trying to work out the bigger relationships between the characters and the broader scope of their world? What was the point of keeping meticulous mental (and, yes, also physical) lists and chronologies of Mario’s friends, enemies, worlds, abilities, all that? What did it matter if I could point out, on a moment’s notice, that Nokobons (exploding-shell Troopas) were only found in Sarasaland and only in one game? Why should I put so much of myself into this… when Mario’s masters couldn’t even keep his origins straight?​