Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Who the fuck is Moon Knight? Never heard of him. Why is Marvel putting out movies with no name characters when they have access to characters like Wolverine, Iron Man and Dr Doom. Fuck Marvel has the perfect opportunity to get both The Hoff and Samuel L Jackson in the same movie with a Nick Fury Sr and Nick Fury Jr buddy movie. That would make absolute fucking bank but no Marvel have to be absolute fags and make movies with characters no cunt has heard of.
Theyre out of characters.

I was a comic collector as a kid, and the local shop near me had extremely cheap back issues of obscure comics. I remember getting Marvel comics like Cloak and Dagger, Moon knight, and Darkhawk.

They were minor because they were not unique in their abilities.

Moon Knight was Marvel's Batman. Batman was the dark knight, who wore dark outfits and had a batwing. So Moon Knight would wear a white outfit and have his own owl vehicle or whatever it was.

It didn't matter how cool he was, or how good the writing was because Batman existed already, and thats what people would buy. Its the same reason Nova doesn't matter. Superman already exists.

They've made a lot of different versions of Moon Knight because it really doesn't matter. The draw has been and still is how cool the character looks.
 
They either have no "true" persona, or are deeply upset/ashamed with the one they know they have, so they build false personas around themselves, ones that are all-knowing and all-seeing and never wrong about some pet topic. In Current Year (tm) where independent thought is dangerous and problematic, those topics are very very limited, and boil down to just shallow consoomer pop culture and purity of political ideology.

Bob's false persona, the one he constructed to avoid having to dwell on the fact he's a fat, dumb, loser, is one who knows more about any comic, film, video game or other IP-based entertainment monolith than you.

He has to, otherwise his internal intelligence check fails and the entire false world he lives in comes crumbling down, leaving behind nothing but the fat dumb loser in the mirror. (or beer bottle reflection, as it were)

So, he needlessly acts like the one bullshitter guy at work who always has to one-up you because to NOT do so is to have his self-identity slip through his fingers as the unstable pile of sand it is.

He can never be wrong

He can never be uninformed

He can never be just casual about ANYTHING


He's ALWAYS the EXPERT (tm)

Even when he's clearly NOT, he can not admit it.
Once you realize this you can't help but notice how many Blue Checks and their wannabes all operate this same way. It's "tiring" sometimes just observing them do this from afar.

If it wasn't for his megalomaniacal totalitarian genocidal rants Bob wouldn't be unique or noteworthy at all. Somehow he thinks that he's profiting and getting ahead from all of this, it's baffling.
 
If it wasn't for his megalomaniacal totalitarian genocidal rants Bob wouldn't be unique or noteworthy at all. Somehow he thinks that he's profiting and getting ahead from all of this, it's baffling.
He’s basically a less disgusting, though more insufferable version of Vaush. As long as he is not near kids, he’ll be less of a screw-up, though more of a disaster artist.
 
Once you realize this you can't help but notice how many Blue Checks and their wannabes all operate this same way. It's "tiring" sometimes just observing them do this from afar.

If it wasn't for his megalomaniacal totalitarian genocidal rants Bob wouldn't be unique or noteworthy at all. Somehow he thinks that he's profiting and getting ahead from all of this, it's baffling.
The Tragedy of Blobert Chipman: Instead of enjoying talking about stuff you love on the internet, and mindlessly consuming movies you like, Bob chooses to work himself up over imaginary problems and then acts like a sped on Twitter earning himself the ire of every normal human. His own worst enemy.
 
Split into two posts for the sake of quote. Savor it: this is VSOP bile.

Just because the Dems have successfully ousted Trump from social media, they think they have the muscle to fight against the entertainment moguls.
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As if the Democrats have problems about lying during a plague (Tactics and Targets). BTW I have no clue what the fuck is "drill rap"; It doesn't sound fit for human consumption anyway.

Some wag fantasizes being able to organize an "authentic conservative movement" through, of all things, Facebook.
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The consolation is that the liberal side is hardly better. Social media is a godsand for glowies, but it is totally unsuited for grassroot organization.

Another wag fancies turning the propaganda machine back on, as if we had ever turned it off
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We need to refresh our memory about Thinkers and Believers:
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But in the end, all the bitter quarrels aren't Thinkers vs Believers; it is two different groups of equally ardent Believers refusing to yield.
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An emotional Believer like Bobby, who assume the worst intention from his detractors, is not to be reasoned with.


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Bobby is shocked that the "Flu-Trux Klan" have no qualms showing their real face and real license plate, because he is used to Antifa "protesters" and their Soros-sourced vehicles.
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Downtown Chicago is becoming more and more like a ghost town; its citizens yearn to return to normalcy. Bobby pity the fool for believing things can switch back to normal after million have died; the trauma will creep on him when he least expects it.
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The virus doesn't care about your feelings, and even the feelings of the million dead are more important than yours!

Bobby refuses to adjust to New Normal, because he is forever stuck his own imagined, Superior Lost Time.
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Shemale wants to get rid of anti-vaxxers, and the scenario makes Bobby very, very excited. I'm positive that Bobby derives from his Angels something indistinguishable from sexual orgasm.
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Fat fuck wasted 4 years stewing in his own juice and yet it was Trump's fault.

Bobby thinks he can see clearly when everyone can see he is blind with anger.
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Bobby and co love it when the unvaccinated are treated as third-class citizens
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Let's see how MOS would feel if gay men are given a banana for breakfast while normal people enjoy a hot meal.

Bobby considers himself "working class". Bobby doesn't go to the gym. Therefore the working class cannot go to the gym.
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New Statesmen alerts people that trannies are trying to rewrite our percepts:
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Being jailhouse gay isn't an "adaptation".

Think real-life murderer, think Harley Quinn.
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Jew shit:
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Angie Speaks, Peter Coffin's crony, cut Bobby and his nu-male cohort to the quick.
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Liberals spare no effort making Elon Musk a relatable everyman.
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One 17-year-old made the world a better place; the other is autistic.

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This Viet slut looks more and more like the next Lindsay Ellis.
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WTF
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Of course it is fake, but why should Bobby be so interested?
 
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Jimmy Kimmel is sore that the Oscar's arthouse pretension has resulted in Spiderman getting snubbed. Bobbys take to chance to masturbate to Feige some more.
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Latest trend in Hollywood: Cottonpicker chic:
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DC has another Kang capeshit
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Bobby fancies some BBW.
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Peacemaker makes Bobby and his Angels reassess their attitude about murder, or so I hope?
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There is no such thing as a non-binary actor.

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Bobby explains capeshit logic: there is none!
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Don't argue just consoom product and get excited for next product.



Gun went spinny in Star Wars
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I'm not sure where is the "hypocrisy".

You spin me round round baby right round...
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Even more Star Wars spin-offs. Are you excited?
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If you're interested in neither capeshit nor nigger drama, there are always remakes.
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You need to teach yourself to hate Stinkface Larson?

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So we see what is behind the liberal mask: extreme homophobia.

Bizarre Herzog anecdote. I distrust auteur theory, but what Herzog says is ridiculous. A director should not be tasked with the crew's safety, although he should make sure they use their time optimally.
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Cartoon.
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What The Flying Fuck.
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Colleague networking:
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I make this final section our Little Science Corner. First, another reminder that trannies aren't human.
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My first exposure to the bolide theory was also in the early 80s, when the iridium anomaly at the K-T boundary was discovered and reported in a Taiwanese popular-science magazine (Their bizarre homophonic headline still sticks in my mind: "銥異,蜥殪矣?"). Back then it was strongly suspected that this has something to do with the extinction of dinosaurs. BTW is Bobby implying that he understood a documentary at the age of 4? (Video)

The false azure in the window pane.
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Special appearance of Lesser Brother to explain an Engineering myth:
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The art of diabetes management:
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Frank Zappa thought Tipper Gore and Pat Robertson were allies during the Parents Music Resource Center controversy, think I'll trust him over MovieBob. There was also that whole part where Pat Robertson's company took over the organization. Funny how angry and in denial Bob gets when his Thinker Narrative of Completely Good vs. Completely Bad gets muddled.

And the Justice Society of America is not in any way the "weirder" and "more arcane" version of the Justice League.
 
Frank Zappa thought Tipper Gore and Pat Robertson were allies during the Parents Music Resource Center controversy, think I'll trust him over MovieBob. There was also that whole part where Pat Robertson's company took over the organization. Funny how angry and in denial Bob gets when his Thinker Narrative of Completely Good vs. Completely Bad gets muddled.

And the Justice Society of America is not in any way the "weirder" and "more arcane" version of the Justice League.

Mr. Thinkers & Believers snarling for nuance when it comes to the wokescolds and New Puritans trying to shut down culture high and low is on par with a delusional psychopath snidely telling someone else to "get help" ... but then, of course, he did that too in the same tweetstorm.
 
He thinks there's a major fundamental difference between these two positions:
Tipper Gore: "Music is evil because it promotes sex, drugs, murder, etc. and it will corrupt our youth and undermine society. The solution is a police state and imposing better moral values."
Pat Robertson: "Music is evil because it promotes sex, drugs, murder, etc. and it will corrupt our youth and undermine society. The solution is a police state and imposing better moral values through religion."

And despite not being an atheist why he thinks there's a major difference between:
Wokescold Cult: "Western society is too decadent and corrupt because of failing moral values. The solution is a hypervigilance against wrongthink and establishing a panopticon state to enforce it."
Believer Cult: "Western society is too decadent and corrupt because of failing moral values. The solution is a hypervigilance against wrongthink and establishing a panopticon state to enforce it. On the authority of God."
 
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The art of diabetes management:
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Diabetics are advised to avoid fruit juice because it raises blood sugar levels quickly. So, he hasn't cut sweet drinks out of his diet and is doing further harm to his pancreas. He would be better off eating the fruit itself. If he has any kidney issues related to his diabetes or is in danger of developing them, he should avoid cola drinks as well. Alcohol is also not advised. I suggest Bob drink water if he wants to outlive his Mom.
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Diabetics are advised to avoid fruit juice because it raises blood sugar levels quickly. So, he hasn't cut sweet drinks out of his diet and is doing further harm to his pancreas. He would be better off eating the fruit itself. If he has any kidney issues related to his diabetes or is in danger of developing them, he should avoid cola drinks as well. Alcohol is also not advised. I suggest Bob drink water if he wants to outlive his Mom.View attachment 2983306

There is no recent picture of Bob where he looks like he's got any of his health problems under control. Even if he has lost weight, it doesn't look like he's lost it in a healthy way. But what do you expect? Bob is the sort of guy who orders the Filet O Fish at McDonald's because he thinks it's "the healthy option."
 
Some wag fantasizes being able to organize an "authentic conservative movement" through, of all things, Facebook.
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The consolation is that the liberal side is hardly better. Social media is a godsand for glowies, but it is totally unsuited for grassroot organization.
Lest we forget the most important and relevant situation: Reality vs. Moviebob.



We need to refresh our memory about Thinkers and Believers:
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Moviebob (2021.04.08 post): "I don't believe. I think."

Reality: "We agree. Nobody believes you think."



But in the end, all the bitter quarrels isn't Thinkers vs Believers; it is two different groups of equally ardent Believers refusing to yield to the other side.
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An emotional Believer like Bobby, who assume the worst intention from his detractors, is not to be reasoned with.
Zing!



Nope.



Bobby is shocked that the "Flu-Trux Klan" have no qualms showing their real face and real license plate, because he is used to Antifa "protesters" and their Soros-sourced vehicles.
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Of course, Moviebob would never side with the truckers rightfully protesting against these mask and vaxx mandates. Moviebob sees truckers as long irrelevant because they're easily replaceable with drones.



Downtown Chicago is becoming more and more like a ghost town; its citizens yearn to return to normalcy. Bobby pity the fool for believing things can switch back to normal after million have died; the trauma will creep on him when he least expects it.
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For any newcomers who don't fully understand Moviebob-ese: Whenever Moviebob says "I feel sorry for you", the literal English translation is "kindly go fuck yourself".



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The virus doesn't care about your feelings, and even the feelings of the million dead are more important than yours!
And, much to Moviebob's ongoing chagrin, the Coof doesn't care about your political affiliation.



Bobby refuses to adjust to New Normal, because he is forever stuck his own imagined, Superior Lost Time.
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Shut up, Nazibob!




Shemale wants to get rid of anti-vaxxers, and the scenario makes Bobby very, very excited. I'm positive that Bobby derives from his Angels something indistinguishable from sexual orgasm.
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Fat fuck wasted 4 years stewing in his own juice and yet it was Trump's fault.
Notice Moviebob's choice of pronoun in this comment: "I lost four years [...] while [Donald Trump] [...] dismantled MY country and MY future." As I keep saying, Moviebob doesn't give a signle flying FUCK about anyone but himself.

Before I forget, I find it puzzling that Bob's blaming Doanld Trump for ruining his country. I don't recall Donald Trump calling for any military action against Bob's home of Dumbfuckistan.



Bobby thinks he can see clearly when everyone can see he is blind with anger.
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Name one thing you've actually done for the people you purport to favor, Bob.

Name...

one.



Bobby and co love it when the unvaccinated are treated as third-class citizens
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Let's see how MOS would feel if gay men are given a banana for breakfast while normal people enjoy a hot meal.
Again, I beseech you: Shut UP, Nazibob!



Bobby considers himself "working class". Bobby doesn't go to the gym. Therefore the working class cannot go to the gym.
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Thanks, Bob, but no. You're not worth biting.



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One 17-year-old made the world a better place; the other is autistic.
One 17-year-old made the world a better place; the other is Greta Thunberg.



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Of course it is fake, but why should Bobby be so interested?
"WTF?", indeed.
 
i wonder if at least the concept of Kamala Kahn and Riri William will be a hit with a larger public
I doubt it.

When Shang Chi was announced, I was hopeful that it would make martial arts movies popular again, but it didn't. Most normies don't seem to have heard of Shang Chi at all. The Eturnals was even worse. At least some casual kung fu fans mentioned Shang Chi. I've not seen or heard anyone talk about The Eturnals other than Bob. Same with Wanda Vision.

I don't know Kamala Kahn, but Riri Williams would need a complete re-write to make her functional. It could still make money if they did the same race pandering they did with Black Panther, but I don't think the character will catch on.

A fat man chasing another fat man around a super market, one in a nazi shirt, and another yelling nazi slogans.
 
Bizarre Herzog anecdote. I distrust auteur theory, but what Herzog says is ridiculous. A director should not be tasked with the crew's safety, although he should make sure they use their time optimally.
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Herzog is not "epic" and I fucking hate his idiotic mythologizing of him, he's going to die pretty soon, same as most great men born in the 40s. He's a bold man and a good filmmaker and fully capable of throwing a great movie together with no actors or money, he's a living endorsement of what one man can do with his time and life. Seeing retards praise him based off of shit he half-remembered from a Conan O'Brien interview or wikipedia is irritating as fuck. Hell he didn't even remember it right, he did actually do this shit, it was a real film school he started. This is half-remembered Wikipedia shit from him.

You know why Herzog talks about random shit instead of how to shoot a shot? Because modern directors are overeducated in filmmaking when it's irrelevant for how movies are made now, the skill floor for filmmaking is actually very, very high. Shit that simply couldn't be done when he was learning to make movies is now trivial and cheap and doable with your phone. Ultra high framerate photography? High quality audio? Aerial shots? Achievable with a fucking craigslist post from your editing terminal which is also your camera and it costs you 1 grand and it fits in your hand. Herzog had to steal his first camera and film.

Herzog's idea of safety isn't for entitled professionals and coddled overgrown children, but safety in the sense of a head of a company (and any film production is a company, headed by the director and producers) provides at a basic level for the safety of his employees during a dangerous project. It was born from him shooting in conflict zones in South America and Africa, often with a frequent collaborator, an OG schizocow, Klaus Kinski. His Rogue Film School (think it's defunct now) was for teaching people who knew how to shoot a movie how to be a guerilla director, and not take no for an answer when it came to making a film.

Most of Herzog's best movies are shot on location, using non-actors, and occasionally (in his early career or during more desperate projects like Fitzcarraldo or Cobra Verde or Aguirre) using stolen materials and equipment or fake permits. He ignored the fuck out of PETA guidelines and drowned a fuckload of rats for a shot in his Nosferatu. He's an odd director in that if you hand him a bad premise and no money he'll give you gold (watch Family Romance LLC to see what he can accomplish with digital cameras and non actors, or Woyzeck), and if you hand him a zillion dollars and a bunch of stars he'll make some bullshit like Queen of the Desert. Famously he shot Fitzcarraldo in a conflict zone using what sure looks kinda like (to wokescold eyes) slave labor with fake permits and a lot of promises he, a German with a camera and a couple million dollars earmarked for one specific and autistic purpose, could never have achieved. He went to an active volcano to film a short documentary after the government of that island had evacuated all but the most stubborn and retarded of locals.

Herzog has made statements to the effect that making art is a sort of right that can be asserted by strength of will alone, and if you don't have the camera but have the film in you, you should steal the camera to make the film. Beyond that he's given several speeches to the effect that film has to find new kinds of images and stories, and only directors with great courage in both the artistic and pragmatic sense can achieve this. He's a very successful arthouse director so I imagine he's probably still capable of holding himself to art school ambitions without feeling like a hypocrite. These beliefs formed the core idea of his film school--a school to teach directors how to have balls.

God damn it moviebob can you fucking watch movies seriously for once in your stupid fucking life instead of gawking at the anticinema of the day. Herzog has been doing cameos to amuse himself and for easy paydays. Herzog has a thick accent and a deep voice that's famous from his documentaries and people who make movies now like his documentaries and use his reputation for credit. I don't know if he's ever fucking seen Star Wars. Herzog publicly claims to prefer reading books to watching movies, to the point where he doesn't have a solid answer about what cinema influences him, which I believe. His kinds of movies are the kind you make when you only give a fuck about your principles and your work.

Why the fuck is Bob on twitter when he's at peak fucking brainlet at the age of 40
 
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Yikes. Chris is nearly spherical when he sits down. Are we sure it's just the elder brother with the Beetus?

And yikes on the rest of the guys at that meetup. It's clearly not the Chads who are reproducing in Lynn, MA.
Considering what he eats and drinks, it wouldn't surprise me if he had it. But we know it hasn't been diagnosed yet because he hasn't ebegged for it.

Though it is good to see him taking the initiative in being more sociable. Bob would just stay in his basement and tweet.
 
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