Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr Processor]

I think Bob's greatest disappointment regarding Fuhrer Hillary's loss to Drumf, is that Hillary was almost 100% guaranteed to start literal fucking war with Russia (over Syria). Because reasons.

It's hilarious that Bob derided drumpf as a game show host/reality tv star while the head dude in Ukraine is a literal fucking comedian.

Yes, if you didn't know any better you might think Bob was a sleazy hypocrite with no fixed values except whatever he wants to consume or feel a dopamine hit about at any given moment.

 

[Positron]

Can you guess what this is about? It is about how Ukraine's capital city is to be spelt and pronounced.

You will get fucked if you let American tech to control your country's marketplace. But if a country, say China, gatekeeps American tech, will it make them a bad guy in Bobby's globalist Superior Future?




"Syndercultists" and "Nazi-empire-fascists":


Children's cartoon:

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Before this war happened I literally could not care how you pronounced Ukrainian cities' names. I've now started making an effort to say "the Ukraine", "Kiev", "Kharkov", "Chernigov" and "Lugansk" just to piss these people off.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Before this war happened I literally could not care how you pronounced Ukrainian cities' names. I've now started making an effort to say "the Ukraine", "Kiev", "Kharkov", "Chernigov" and "Lugansk" just to piss these people off.

If anyone tried to correct me I'd say "Hey I still Ho Chi Minh City Saigon so good luck with me changing skippy."

Obligatory calling me a Nazi response

Me: Thanks say what you will about their policies, but you got to admit Nazis were snazzy dressers.

When fucking with people like Blobby I say if in for a penny go for a pound.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

The whole demonizing Snyder cut fans is mind numbing.

Its a directors cut, they exist for plenty of movies. Although to be fair I've only seen it from terminally ionline types, and my sister because her husband was obsessed with it. I don't know, I couldn't tell you the last DCEU capeshit film I saw.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

The whole demonizing Snyder cut fans is mind numbing.

Its a directors cut, they exist for plenty of movies. Although to be fair I've only seen it from terminally ionline types, and my sister because her husband was obsessed with it. I don't know, I couldn't tell you the last DCEU capeshit film I saw.

I'm a comic fan who can't stand the Snyder films and find the Snydercut of JL a tedious task to sit thru even preferring the bad Whedon Cut because one the added Bruce and Diana were pretty good, and it isn't 4 damn hours long.

But the hatred for the Snydercut is dumb just don't watch it. But for Blobby the Snyder films represent Dudebros and they must not win.

 

[Adamska]

And to think, Bob screams in tard rage at DC comics for hours on end and hates all of the purely because one time over 15 years ago, some republican guy who ran a blog said "I really liked the Dark Knight", and Brainless Bobby kept his chicken eyes on him as an imaginary enemy since he also happened to call him a retard a single time.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

The whole demonizing Snyder cut fans is mind numbing.

Its a directors cut, they exist for plenty of movies. Although to be fair I've only seen it from terminally ionline types, and my sister because her husband was obsessed with it. I don't know, I couldn't tell you the last DCEU capeshit film I saw.

I'm a comic fan who can't stand the Snyder films and find the Snydercut of JL a tedious task to sit thru even preferring the bad Whedon Cut because one the added Bruce and Diana were pretty good, and it isn't 4 damn hours long.

But the hatred for the Snydercut is dumb just don't watch it. But for Blobby the Snyder films represent Dudebros and they must not win.

I'm also certain that Bob hates the Snyder cut is because it was an instance where Hollywood gave fans what they wanted. To losers, it could be seen as a loss how "entitled fans" bullied studio execs. The same thing could be said about how Sonic was fixed as well. Also a new Ghostbusters movie that ignored 2016's Answer the Call.

 

[JayHarrison]

Remember when hard rockers stood up to authoritarian discourse in America? Pepperidge Farm remembers:

Maybe Snider should retitle this song to the more honest "Bend Over and Take It", because these masks aren't "inconveniences" anymore; they're making it difficult to not only talk, they're making it difficult to breathe. (And, since Snider concludes with "infantile feet stomping", doesn't it strike anyone as ironic this was shared by Moviebob, a 40-something who's spent the last 64 months angrily stomping his feet like an angry two-year-old after Führer Hillary lost?)

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I'm also certain that Bob hates the Snyder cut is because it was an instance where Hollywood gave fans what they wanted. To losers, it could be seen as a loss how "entitled fans" bullied studio execs. The same thing could be said about how Sonic was fixed as well. Also a new Ghostbusters movie that ignored 2016's Answer the Call.

It's the WHOLE reason why he hates the cut, and the Sonic films. Because of he thinks filmmakers, and Execs should never listen to their audience, and instead should just take whatever bullshit studio execs throw at them. Chipman finds himself aligning more with the out of touch studios than the fucking audience that gives them money. Deep down, he is furious that Sonic is getting a 3rd movie because of their willingness to hear to criticism.

He is a fucking tool with no love for the audience, merely seeing them as entitled despite his job is to VOICE the annoyance of the audience.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Remember when hard rockers stood up to authoritarian discourse in America? Pepperidge Farm remembers:
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Maybe Snider should retitle this song to the more honest "Bend Over and Take It", because these masks aren't "inconveniences" anymore; they're making it difficult to not only talk, they're making it difficult to breathe. (And, since Snider concludes with "infantile feet stomping", doesn't it strike anyone as ironic this was shared by Moviebob, a 40-something who's spent the last 64 months angrily stomping his feet like an angry two-year-old after Führer Hillary lost?)

I bet Bob's gonna run out of his room to get his phone charger so he can buy the entire discography of Twisted Sister just like when he said he did with Dolly Parton after she said white people suck or whatever.

Dee Snider has had more money go through his hands then Bob and I will ever see in our lifetimes. Dee can afford to fuck off and let the peasantry suffer and deal with it.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Remember when hard rockers stood up to authoritarian discourse in America? Pepperidge Farm remembers:
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Maybe Snider should retitle this song to the more honest "Bend Over and Take It", because these masks aren't "inconveniences" anymore; they're making it difficult to not only talk, they're making it difficult to breathe. (And, since Snider concludes with "infantile feet stomping", doesn't it strike anyone as ironic this was shared by Moviebob, a 40-something who's spent the last 64 months angrily stomping his feet like an angry two-year-old after Führer Hillary lost?)

We no longer need your biased endorsements, Dee. That's the point of rebellion. The anti-mask protesters had their lives all but destroyed by the same kind of authority you and Twisted Sister decried back in the 80's. This only goes to show your true interest lies not in the well-being of people, but in still looking relevant for the "right" audience.
You and the humanoid wombat can suck a fat one.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Has Bob ever admitted to pitching ideas to any specific studios over the years, and just nothing ever came of it? I mean, not that it really matters because pitches don't get picked up lots of times regardless of who's doing the pitching or who's listening, but I'd love to know how many times Bob has done this. And I mean, in the exec's office, in person, and not a throwaway comment on a blog post or twitter thread.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Has Bob ever admitted to pitching ideas to any specific studios over the years, and just nothing ever came of it? I mean, not that it really matters because pitches don't get picked up lots of times regardless of who's doing the pitching or who's listening, but I'd love to know how many times Bob has done this. And I mean, in the exec's office, in person, and not a throwaway comment on a blog post or twitter thread.

Joke answer: That would require work.

Real answer: I am completely unaware of him doing anything more than posting crazy ideas on his blog and on twitter like he's George Lucas with no charisma, talent or wit. I'm sure there's some hard drive somewhere with scripts that would make Linkara blush but those will never see the light of day.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Has Bob ever admitted to pitching ideas to any specific studios over the years, and just nothing ever came of it? I mean, not that it really matters because pitches don't get picked up lots of times regardless of who's doing the pitching or who's listening, but I'd love to know how many times Bob has done this. And I mean, in the exec's office, in person, and not a throwaway comment on a blog post or twitter thread.

No, not that I know of.

Now, this purely speculation on my part, so take it with a grain of salt:

I firmly believe Bob is aware of how much his life sucks, which is a driving factor behind his impotent rage. He lost quite a bit over the past few years (his Escapist job, Lindsay Ellis, his viewers, his patrons, and his "basement apartment," not to mention Madame President), so he does what he can to preserve the illusion that his life is better than it is. He lies to himself constantly, even if he doesn't believe his lies, because the lies are so preferable to the truth.

Based on this, I don't think he's submitted any of his pitches to Hollywood, because his ego won't let him: he knows his pitches will be rejected. He wants to pretend he's a part of the film industry, and getting back a rejection letter would shatter his pride and delusions. He would no longer be a part of his precious film industry- simply an outside observer looking in, just like those (scoff) Obsolete Mayo Ghouls. So he keeps lying to himself, and does what he can to preserve the illusion.

Because he knows the truth.

 

[JayHarrison]

Has Bob ever admitted to pitching ideas to any specific studios over the years, and just nothing ever came of it? I mean, not that it really matters because pitches don't get picked up lots of times regardless of who's doing the pitching or who's listening, but I'd love to know how many times Bob has done this. And I mean, in the exec's office, in person, and not a throwaway comment on a blog post or twitter thread.

If studio heads were smart, they'd read the name Bob Chipman as the sender, then hurriedly scribble "return to sender because Moviebob" on the envelope.

 

[glib]

"its okay to oppress people if you say you're doing it for their own health"
Also there's nothing more metal than forcing people to conform to the government right?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

So I was looking at the thread earlier and when I saw, "CWC with a Thesaurus" it made me think, is Moviebob just a more successful (somehow) Cole Smithy?

I mean Cole Smithy is married, lives in a home other than his mother's, and doesn't have one of the longest thread on Kiwi Farms. I'd argue he's leagues more successful than Bob.

 

[Steelatlas]

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"its okay to oppress people if you say you're doing it for their own health"
Also there's nothing more metal than forcing people to conform to the government right?

Or you know Dee Snider totally is going facilitate a break out of the eastern salient that the Ukranian Army is trapped in.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm also certain that Bob hates the Snyder cut is because it was an instance where Hollywood gave fans what they wanted. To losers, it could be seen as a loss how "entitled fans" bullied studio execs. The same thing could be said about how Sonic was fixed as well. Also a new Ghostbusters movie that ignored 2016's Answer the Call.

It's the WHOLE reason why he hates the cut, and the Sonic films. Because of he thinks filmmakers, and Execs should never listen to their audience, and instead should just take whatever bullshit studio execs throw at them. Chipman finds himself aligning more with the out of touch studios than the fucking audience that gives them money. Deep down, he is furious that Sonic is getting a 3rd movie because of their willingness to hear to criticism.

He is a fucking tool with no love for the audience, merely seeing them as entitled despite his job is to VOICE the annoyance of the audience.

Which doesn't even make sense from his own position where he wants the filmmakers to be able to produce these things without outside pressure constraining their vision. The only thing involving the fans is that they wanted to see Snyder's cut of the film and that gave AT&T a way to use hours worth of unused footage that Warner had spent hundreds of millions of dollars on. The studio didn't give the fans the "Snyder cut" exactly, instead they gave Snyder tens of millions of dollars and a year plus to come back three years after leaving the film to do a massively extended cut with totally redone CGI and a rescored soundtrack and newly shot scenes with all of it kept in a IMAX frame for the entire thing just because he wanted to. They empowered the filmmaker to do a version he would have never even done for an "Ultimate Cut" home release that added like 15-30 minutes of footage from deleted scenes, they let him double the length of the movie and excise literally everything Whedon did while adding in all kinds of plotlines that could have never been kept in a two hour cut.

It's really a gigantic version of Donner going back to Superman II or Wise to Star Trek: The Motion Picture or Scott to Blade Runner or Kingdom of Heaven yet Bob can't stop being butthurt about it for reasons that have nothing to do with the movie itself or Snyder himself or anything like that.