Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Bobby uploaded a new version of his Top 10. The only thing changed (according to Youtube comment) is that he removed the trailer of Titane.

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I just thought if you post an Azn waifu, Bobby would be less likely to call you a non-person? And hey! Jake Alley!

Some staff at Kotaku and go on strike. Even if you don't care about Texas's anti child-abuse laws, you should feel happy just for this.


Mario:

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Genocide:


Trannies felt they have been holocausted under Trump.


Another Angel, Edward Gorcenski, pokes his head out.



I for one will not trust any communist "Christian".







Bobby admits he is not Properly Evolved:

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Semi-novel spin on the done-to-death Dark Knight routine ("What if Bruce Wayne was kind of BAD at being Batman at first?") and welcome attempts to address uglier aspects of the vigilante fantasy get overwhelmed by an overplotted script franchise demands.

His Rotten Tomatoes review quote gave me a fucking stroke it was so poorly worded.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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I just thought if you post an Azn waifu, Bobby would be less likely to call you a non-person? And hey! Jake Alley!

Some staff at Kotaku and go on strike. Even if you don't care about Texas's anti child-abuse laws, you should feel happy just for this.
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Mario:
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Genocide:
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Trannies felt they have been holocausted under Trump.
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Another Angel, Edward Gorcenski, pokes his head out.
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I for one will not trust any communist "Christian".

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Bobby admits he is not Properly Evolved:
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A Communist Christian?

What a very strange way to spell illiterate. Das Kapital literally has a massive spergfest about how terrible religion is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And I mean, in the exec's office, in person, and not a throwaway comment on a blog post or twitter thread.

Apart from the fact that Robert lacks the necessary industry contacts or agent required for this kind of opportunity, he never fucking leaves the house. I don’t think any exec has been willing to come to any of his basements in Lynn to get pitched on his Mario/Eternals mashup.

 

[Brother Wind]

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I just thought if you post an Azn waifu, Bobby would be less likely to call you a non-person? And hey! Jake Alley!

Some staff at Kotaku and go on strike. Even if you don't care about Texas's anti child-abuse laws, you should feel happy just for this.
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Mario:
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Genocide:
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Trannies felt they have been holocausted under Trump.
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Another Angel, Edward Gorcenski, pokes his head out.
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I for one will not trust any communist "Christian".

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Bobby admits he is not Properly Evolved:
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Youll have to forgive me for not snipping the relevant bits.

First, there really hasn't been a time when video games weren't cool among school kids. Just if you fucking played em 24/7 like a particularly handsome Warhammer fan did, then you were a fucking dweeb.

What the fuck does he have against St Paul? More importantly, what does it have that Minneapolis doesn't? Like thats my neck of the woods. The twin cities are like 15 cities by now. And frankly, I couldn't point out a real culture difference to you in any of them.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What the fuck does he have against St Paul?

He can’t get there without leaving his home in literally his mom’s basement.

 

[Jack Awful]

Genocide

"We should investigate parents who are pushing their underage children to take hormones and get sexual reassignment surgery": Genocide

"We should just kill everyone in the midwest": Securing the superior future

 

[Koby_Fish]

Apart from the fact that Robert lacks the necessary industry contacts or agent required for this kind of opportunity, he never fucking leaves the house. I don’t think any exec has been willing to come to any of his basements in Lynn to get pitched on his Mario/Eternals mashup.

the thing is, Bob at least claims/pretends to have industry contacts. He claims to know people, and people that know people, I mean hell, he got to interview James Gunn! That's a "connection", right? But like Bobby's concept of friendship, how much of it is actually knowing people in the industry well enough for them to take a chance on you, and how much is it Bob being a complete autist that mistakes passing acquaintanceship for akshually BFFs like he thought he had going with the Hotdog Abortion?

What the fuck does he have against St. Paul?

Something something proximity to Minneapolis something something St. George of Fentanyl

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I mean hell, he got to interview James Gunn! That's a "connection", right?

Robert had no contact with Gunn outside of the actual interview. Everything is coordinated with publicists and intermediaries. Robert would have an easier time getting his dead father on the phone than James Gunn.

 

[The Valeyard]

I couldn’t make it past the intro of Moviebob’s The Batman review because he preemptively tells the people who don’t like his review to “go outside and touch the most grass” when he lives in his mom’s basement.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I couldn’t make it past the intro of Moviebob’s The Batman review because he preemptively tells the people who don’t like his review to “go outside and touch the most grass” when he lives in his mom’s basement.

Bob should be the last person to use that as an insult given he spends every waking hour on twitter.

 

[JayHarrison]

Genocide:
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Remember when Moviebob literally asked Texans to engage in bio-terrorism against the state's sitting governor? Pepperidge Farm remembers, because it was just last year!

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Arcane_Syntax: "The best part about Biden being president [sic] is that you don't feel you have to [watch his State of the Union Address]."

Reality: "You must really enjoy being your own colonoscope, Arcane_Syntax."

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Another Angel, Edward Gorcenski, pokes his head out.
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I can support Ukraine, and I can also say "FJB" as I support Ukraine.

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I for one will not trust any communist "Christian".

Thanks... but I'll easily take my chances in trusting a Communist Christian's advice than ever trusting a Moviebob, regardless of topic.

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I know Moviebob's a Thinker™... but wasn't increasing the price of insulin injectors one of Biden's first acts as Fuckwit in Chief?

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If a business asks me for proof-of-vaccine card, my response would be, "Until you no longer require vaccination passports, I will no longer do business here." (And I'm not buying Moviebob's bullshit "valuing not killing customers" comment because he believes that COVID-19 should have squarely affected red states, counties, and cities... and that the Coof has an extremely high survival rate. You'd think would already be aware of that because he follows the Science™,)

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Moviebob: "My own island, you say? What's the drawb—Oh, God, St. Paul? Why would I want to live in St..." [sees that St. Paul in Ramsey County, MN, turned blue in 2020] "Well... I think I'll enjoy living there."

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I couldn’t make it past the intro of Moviebob’s The Batman review because he preemptively tells the people who don’t like his review to “go outside and touch the most grass” when he lives in his mom’s basement.

I'd have to be high on grass before I'd ever click on one of Moviebob's video links.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Has Bob ever admitted to pitching ideas to any specific studios over the years, and just nothing ever came of it? I mean, not that it really matters because pitches don't get picked up lots of times regardless of who's doing the pitching or who's listening, but I'd love to know how many times Bob has done this. And I mean, in the exec's office, in person, and not a throwaway comment on a blog post or twitter thread.

Nope. If he was able to, he would probably include that when talking about his ideas for movies. But at no point has Bob ever gotten his foot in the door to anywhere. Even though it wouldn't be as hard for him as it would be for Joe Schmoe since Bob actually had an audience at one point. Hell, Amazon Prime used to have screenplay submissions where they would make your film and we know he never did that because he would have tweeted "I once pitched an idea to Amazon. Still waiting to hear back" though from experience I can tell you they do let you know when it's been rejected.

I couldn’t make it past the intro of Moviebob’s The Batman review because he preemptively tells the people who don’t like his review to “go outside and touch the most grass” when he lives in his mom’s basement.

His newest insult that displays his lack of self-awareness. Like "Fedora wearing neck beard" and "Incel" before them.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Nope. If he was able to, he would probably include that when talking about his ideas for movies. But at no point has Bob ever gotten his foot in the door to anywhere. Even though it wouldn't be as hard for him as it would be for Joe Schmoe since Bob actually had an audience at one point. Hell, Amazon Prime used to have screenplay submissions where they would make your film and we know he never did that because he would have tweeted "I once pitched an idea to Amazon. Still waiting to hear back" though from experience I can tell you they do let you know when it's been rejected.

His newest insult that displays his lack of self-awareness. Like "Fedora wearing neck beard" and "Incel" before them.

I seem to recall vague references to pitches (unless I'm hallucinating) that Bob made but he was so exceptionally vague about it, like he was talking about something "embargoed" like when he's not allowed to spoiler media prematurely that he's been given early access to or he'll get kicked out of Critic Club and won't be allowed to early view stuff ever again. Like, either lying his ass off, or not wanting people to know for fear of embarrassment of rejection.

 

[filthyfrench]

I seem to recall vague references to pitches (unless I'm hallucinating) that Bob made but he was so exceptionally vague about it, like he was talking about something "embargoed" like when he's not allowed to spoiler media prematurely that he's been given early access to or he'll get kicked out of Critic Club and won't be allowed to early view stuff ever again. Like, either lying his ass off, or not wanting people to know for fear of embarrassment of rejection.

Its lying his ass off. Anything bob would write would just be a hodgepodge of saturday morning cartoons he watched as a kid with a mixture of torturing bullyjerk jocks with lesbian sex, which I doubt studio exes would be all that interested in.

Though I would love to see a story written by bob just to see how insanely unhinged and retarded it would be.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Its lying his ass off. Anything bob would write would just be a hodgepodge of saturday morning cartoons he watched as a kid with a mixture of torturing bullyjerk jocks with lesbian sex, which I doubt studio exes would be all that interested in.

Though I would love to see a story written by bob just to see how insanely unhinged and retarded it would be.

I mean we get a pretty good idea of how unhinged his shit can get with the whole "Care Bears Meets Paradise Lost" 'pitch' (Is it even a pitch if no Exec ever looks at it?!) and this absolute abortion of a 'mario movie "pitch"':

A Shameless Exercise in What I Grudgingly Accept is Technically "Fan-Fiction"

In case you hadn’t heard, Sony Pictures wants to get their hands on the movie-rights to SUPER MARIO BROS. For what I should hope are obvious reasons, this is a terrible idea that I hope doesn…

moviebobcentral.com

 

[make_it_so]

Watching the bullshit unfold in Eastern Europe kind of reminds me how ultimately irrelevant cows like Chipmans are.

I see that Chris virtue-signaled a put a Ukrainian flag in his Twitter - of course.

I wish we could gang-press both of these genetic failures into Zelenskyy's new international legion.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

A Communist Christian?

What a very strange way to spell illiterate. Das Kapital literally has a massive spergfest about how terrible religion is.

Liberation Theology, my dude. It's essentially a mixture of the teachings of Christ and Catholic dogmas with Marxist drivel. "Jesus was a proletariat and a revolutionary" and all that jazz.
A good portion of its proponents got their asses excommunicated by the Vatican due to its obvious attempt to subvert the doctrines. St. John Paul II in particular freaking hated those heathens.

I believe a more well-versed guy can explain this better. To that, I summon @Marshal Mannerheim

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I couldn’t make it past the intro of Moviebob’s The Batman review because he preemptively tells the people who don’t like his review to “go outside and touch the most grass” when he lives in his mom’s basement.

This motherfucker is too fat to wear shoes with laces and hasn’t touched grass since before his niece was born. He should kick air off a chair — if he ever finds a noose strong enough to hold him.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Bobby admits he is not Properly Evolved:
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Blob just wont admit he is gay for Kevin Sorbo.