Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What does it say about Bob and his ilk that a child of 10 understood the concept, not a complex one, where Bob and his ilk don't?

Bob and his ilk believe America - or more to the point American neoliberalism - has an intrinsic right to rule the world and that every other nation will bow down before American neoliberalism. Therefore in his eyes it stands to reason that once NATO tells Putler to back down Putler will do just that and will resign in favour of a CIA-backed liberal who wants to put gay bars in every Russian town.

Ironically enough Bob's American exceptionalism isn't that different to the Bush-era neocons he constantly tries to dunk on's view of America as a superpower that exists to defend Our Greatest Ally (tm) and play the role of world policeman. The only major difference is that those neocons paid lip service to Christianity and "Christian family values" while Bob believes in an eternal crusade to rid the world of any opposition to globohomo.

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Also what Blobby and the wacko left don't understand is while Americans feel bad for Ukrainians no one really gives a shit. They're a hashtag were you say "Thoughts & Prayers" or "I Stand with the Ukraine" then go back to your normal lives.

Definitely. There are very few people in the West apart from ethnic Ukrainians who support the Ukraine, or Russia for that matter.

Nick Fuentes does not actually care about Russia. Occupy Democrats does not actually care about the Ukraine. Both of them see those countries as representing something and both of them do not actually give a shit about the people of those countries; Nick sees Russia as a based Orthodox country that will strike down globohomo in the same way he cheered on the Taliban semi-ironically while Occupy Democrats sees the Ukraine as a plucky little democracy fighting to escape Russian fascism (or communism. If I had £1 for every shitlib that believes Russia is still the Soviet Union...). Neither of them will still take an interest in the Donbass or whatever after the war is over.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Also what Blobby and the wacko left don't understand is while Americans feel bad for Ukrainians no one really gives a shit. They're a hashtag were you say "Thoughts & Prayers" or "I Stand with the Ukraine" then go back to your normal lives.

Proof? Ask any American where Chernobyl is and the overwhelming answer will be Russia and not the Ukraine.

As for this being a feather in the cap for a Biden reelection bid I already stated how this situation shows Biden has no balls and won't help him. But also Bush Sr. had the fall of the USSR and Successful Gulf War under his belt and still lost to Clinton. Blobby my home state which is a swing state has record high gas prices right now so which does you think going to decided someone's voting decision during the next election if the Ukraine is safe or if they can afford to fill up their tank?

 

[Red Hood]

Also what Blobby and the wacko left don't understand is while Americans feel bad for Ukrainians no one really gives a shit. They're a hashtag were you say "Thoughts & Prayers" or "I Stand with the Ukraine" then go back to your normal lives.

Proof? Ask any American where Chernobyl is and the overwhelming answer will be Russia and not the Ukraine.

As for this being a feather in the cap for a Biden reelection bid I already stated how this situation shows Biden has no balls and won't help him. But also Bush Sr. had the fall of the USSR and Successful Gulf War under his belt and still lost to Clinton. Blobby my home state which is a swing state has record high gas prices right now so which does you think going to decided someone's voting decision during the next election if the Ukraine is safe or if they can afford to fill up their tank?

I mean the American left is asking me to endure more inflation for the sake of...the Ukraine? And that's without getting into their social insanity. I'm ready to vote for an R just to tell them to go fuck themselves.

 

[Cantercoin]

Don't forget defending the hit softcore CP film Cuties too.

I wonder if Brainless Bobby's hard drive has some interesting pictures that the Feds might want?

You may joke, but I honestly think blobert is too stupid to get his hands on CP. We're dealing with a man whose videos never evolved past 2009, doesn't know how to handle notifications that are constantly blaring on his phone, painted his entire room green because he didn't know how to properly green screen for shit and probably uses a computer that's from the mid 2000's. Getting his hands on CP would require a lot of hoops to jump through and even if he did get through all that, there's also a ton of Fed Honeypots on the Dark web. Knowing Blob he would bumble in on a site and promptly get canned when the feds capture the Pedos in one of their waves.

However, I would say that Blobert is more likely to be a groomer, an unintentional one at best, more than anything considering that he uses Discord and more than likely talks to Bimbopolitics and probably lurked the server where Bimbo used to groom lefty kids and coomers. This is just speculation since unless someone is able to hack into Blobert's Discord account we wouldn't know fully how he uses his Discord.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

China's interests in Taiwan are different to China's interests in Russia. Beijing sees Taiwan as a province of China in the same way Russia sees Crimea as an integral part of Russia. The same isn't true for Russia. I'm going to repeat myself here, but neither China nor Russia are Saturday morning cartoon villains that want to take over the world for shits and giggles. Putin and Xi both have agendas that could be described as imperialist, sure, but so does Biden and I don't see headlines on RT.com screaming about how America wants to annex Mexico.

China's interest in Taiwan is due to its longstanding "One China" policy, however, the People's Republic of China never actually held the island. Chiang Kai-Shek and the Nationalists fled to Taiwan after the Communists took over the mainland with Chiang and his son ruling as dictators until it liberalized in the 1980s. Since then there has been a cultural drift as Taiwan still uses Traditional Chinese in its writing and it was the first nation in Asia to legalize gay marriage, meanwhile, the PRC is still an extremely homophobic regime. Since then there has been less interest in reunifying with the PRC, especially after the crackdown on the Hong Kong protests. Taiwan is functionally an independent nation, which sticks in Xi's craw.

 

[The tired cat]

I also wonder if Bobo and his ilk assume that since the USA decided to shit on regular Russian doors by cutting off stuff like Twitter, Facebook, Patreon, Paypal and etc for regular people from artists to content makers/gamers. Like, do they assume all this will suddenly make people start building barricades with a desire to overthrow Putin? It kinda has the opposite effect really, it'll get the regular Russians more mad at the USA for deciding to dick 'em over for no goddamn reason.

 

[Steelatlas]

This is what happens when you elect an unserious party to power, moviebob really is representative of how clueless the leftist intelgensia is.

Chinas last real military experience was in 62 when they womped India. Id wager there isnt a member of the CCP Army that has had a shot fired at them in anger.

And despite what twitter and reddit are saying Russia is doing a multi prong invasion of the second largest country in Europe and have encircled almost all of its army and are laying siege to its capital in 11 days.

I would guarente you the Xi is pretty impressed right now.

The sad part is this wont be a wake up call to the west.

 

[TowinKarz]

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These people have a very lax definition of "celebrity".

I can't think of anything in the literal history of the world that's analogous to the institution that is the WNBA - billions in money given to them to stay solvent despite never once producing anything anyone wants, 99% of the populace can't name a single active player or even 2 of the cities that have franchises, yet their practitioners are considered "stars" despite it taking getting nabbed in a foreign country during a war to get one in the headlines..... but of course Bobby rides to the eRescue of the famous wahmens......

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I'm not aware that "modern society" no longer have the need for truckers.

Bobby's just mad that the Boston Dynamics automated pack mule failed to impress enough to replace them all.

This just shows Americans have no idea what a no-fly zone actually is. A no-fly zone does not mean "NATO politely asks that commie Putler to stop flying planes anywhere near 'Keev' and Putler sends all his planes back home so he can use them to oppress black trans Russians". A no-fly zone means "NATO will shoot down any enemy planes that enter this zone".

Doing that would mean Russian planes fire back. This would lead to a war between NATO and Russia. Do I really need to spell out why that would be a bad thing for the human race?

Yes, you do, because some people think the risk is worth it if just one tranny can be saved from 41% for another week.....

But let's be honest, everyone calling for a No Fly Zone is just upset that their go-to source for money laundering got invaded.

 

[Steelatlas]

China's interest in Taiwan is due to its longstanding "One China" policy, however, the People's Republic of China never actually held the island. Chiang Kai-Shek and the Nationalists fled to Taiwan after the Communists took over the mainland with Chiang and his son ruling as dictators until it liberalized in the 1980s. Since then there has been a cultural drift as Taiwan still uses Traditional Chinese in its writing and it was the first nation in Asia to legalize gay marriage, meanwhile, the PRC is still an extremely homophobic regime. Since then there has been less interest in reunifying with the PRC, especially after the crackdown on the Hong Kong protests. Taiwan is functionally an independent nation, which sticks in Xi's craw.

I mean at this point the West has shown its only tool is economic sanctions, and we cant use those on China, so basically the only thing stopping an annexation of Taiwan is Chinas cost analysis of an invasion.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I wonder how quick Bob will change his Batman stance since the "wrong person" agrees with him

 

[The Valeyard]

I wonder how quick Bob will change his Batman stance since the "wrong person" agrees with him

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As a politisperg I imagine that Ben Shapiro got hung up on the throwaway line from Catwoman about “white privilege”.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The QAnon Movie's already made $250 million, another flop for the collapsing Warner Bros.

Angels talk about Matrix, and other shows with badass coffee-shop patrons.
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This is the most obvious "read the first line on Wikipedia" Bob Explainer in a while. Bob thinks Earth-Prime wasn't used since 1986 when one of its characters was the center of one of the biggest crossovers/stories in DC history and has been used a number of times since then. Last I knew it was now Earth-33.

This just shows Americans have no idea what a no-fly zone actually is. A no-fly zone does not mean "NATO politely asks that commie Putler to stop flying planes anywhere near 'Keev' and Putler sends all his planes back home so he can use them to oppress black trans Russians". A no-fly zone means "NATO will shoot down any enemy planes that enter this zone".

Doing that would mean Russian planes fire back. This would lead to a war between NATO and Russia. Do I really need to spell out why that would be a bad thing for the human race?

I understood what No Fly Zones were back before Iraq 2. What does it say about Bob and his ilk that a child of 10 understood the concept, not a complex one, where Bob and his ilk don't?

No, no, No Fly Zones are just where the rules are that planes only, 1v1. It's not real war, so it doesn't count. It's just a "kinetic military action" like Libya.

 

[Positron]

Dr. Chipman consoles someone who've just experienced a "trauma conga line":





These people cannot comprehend war without a reference with pop culture. Reminds me of this:





If waving flags and chanting for my nation and leader makes me a fascist, so be it. (Russian-language video)

Chuck Todd confused what Trump tried to do to Russia with what Trump actually did to Russia (video)


Physical strength is obsolete. Future wars are won with Emmas With Two Moms.


More Jesse Kelly:

If you don't want to be branded groomers, then don't groom children.




White is the America normal. Deal.

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Probably Bobby's least controversial take of the year.





Kiddie shit:


Gay and ugly kiddie shit:




Bobby is tireless in his defense of women:


And he thinks some men don't deserve to reach adulthood:

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

This is the most obvious "read the first line on Wikipedia" Bob Explainer in a while. Bob thinks Earth-Prime wasn't used since 1986 when one of its characters was the center of one of the biggest crossovers/stories in DC history and has been used a number of times since then. Last I knew it was now Earth-33.

That is still true as the Earth-Prime was the designation for Earth-0 for much of the New 52. More to the point about Animal Man, Grant Morrison never brought back the multiverse in that title. He brought back characters erased in the Crisis via the Psycho Pirate's Medusa Mask. The closest he got to doing that was the creation of the antimatter Earth from the JLA: Earth 2 OGN that introduced the modern incarnation of the Crime Syndicate. It was Infinite Crisis that restored the multiverse, but it wasn't revealed until the last issue of 52. Fuck, Bob is such a poser.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Thanks for that unfunny poorly written paragraph that doesn't even make sense in response to this one liner from a comedian on Twitter, Bob!

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I'm glad that Bob not only explained this joke immediately but also worked in some references to shows he watched when younger!

Bobby is tireless in his defense of women:
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I can't tell if she's wrong or not because her statement is just gibberish. Only complete imbeciles like Bob would think she's saying something profound when all she's actually trying to say is that women cannot ever be criticized for what they say.

 

[JayHarrison]

The Japs virtue-signals over Ukraine; even Bobby sees through them and Bobby is a retard.
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Talk about an ironic statement! Given Moviebob's repeated statement about how he wants undocumented immigrants to flood themselves onto U.S. soil, not once has Bob ever welcomed any into his mother's basement basement apartment living room hellhole of a hovel. (And when you consider Moviebob's perpetually vile personality, any potential invitees would refuse to accept due to Bob being worse than the

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Regarding Ukraine, MMA fighter Bryce Mitchel says he will fight for his land Arkansas, but he is not going overseas to fight. He doesn't know what is going on and he doubts anyone does, especially given the political corruption over that area, with Biden and son making shit-tons of money. He doesn't comprehend why American tax dollars are diverted to Ukraine when there are American veterans sleeping in the streets.
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MMA fighter Bryce Mitchell: "I'm not goin' nowhere to fight none of these wars for these politicians. I'm stayin'at home, and when the war comes to Arkansas, I will dig my boots in the ground and I will die for everything I love, and I will not retreat. If this country's invaded, [...] I will not [leave]. I will dig my boots in the Arkansas soil, and I will fight for the people that I love, the people that that I love, and the way of life that I love"

Moviebob: "If you're not fighting for the America That Matters™, Bryce, then you don't matter, either."

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Littledeekay and PatC0315 don't have a leg to stand on, mainly because they voted for the "Commander" in Chief under which these assaults in Ukraine are occurring.

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Bobby tells his fellow white men, cretins, to get fucked.

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Racist Moviebob is racist. (I really am getting tired of saying that, but I will repeat it as long as it remains true.)

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CRT:
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Funnily enough, one of Moviebob's numerous arch enemies happens to be eduation.

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Covid (...Mommy Hillary IT WAS HER TURN DAMMIT!!!!)
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But that stuff actually was important, Bob. Hillary was an elected government official at the time her E-mail server was wiped.

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I'm not aware that "modern society" no longer have the need for truckers.

"Technofascistic Comment" marked on my card!

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Another day, another dire climate prediction (archive of The Atlantic article). As far as Bobby is concerned, climate change threatens to throw a spanner in his grand Superior Future project.
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However, not comporting to Moviebob is more than good enough for me.

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Belive me, Bob: I blocked and repeately reported a harassment account not long after I joined Twitter. Specifically, I blocked and reported yours, Bob.

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These people cannot comprehend war without a reference with pop culture. Reminds me of this:
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As if any sympathy Moviebob is giving to the Ukrainians is actually sincere.

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If waving flags and chanting for my nation and leader makes me a fascist, so be it. (Russian-language video)

If it weren't for Dictator in Chief Joe Biden, I'd be flying my flag proudly whie singing the "Star-Spangled Banner".

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Chuck Todd confused what Trump tried to do to Russia with what Trump actually did to Russia (video)
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Being "dumber than Chuck Todd" is still being much smarter than Moviebob.

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Physical strength is obsolete. Future wars are won with Emmas With Two Moms.
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The 21st Century will need less in terms of physical strength and more on intellectual strength. Problem is, Moviebob has neither since he's never needed the former and he's never developed the latter.

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Racist Moviebob is... you know.

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White is the America normal. Deal.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say Moviebob doesn't represent "real" America. If anything, Moviebob represents the absolute worst America has to offer.

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And he thinks some men don't deserve to reach adulthood:
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"Modern human beings", much like "thinkers" and "the good guys", is a human subclass where Moviebob will literally never belong.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob could be deported to any number of places and not change anything about his lifestyle and potentially actually become a greater asset to his community depending on the value of the American dollar. Meanwhile, we could fill his "basement apartment" to the ceiling with undocumented immigrants from anywhere and improve Lynn in multiple ways, not least by Bob's own SUPERIOR FUTURE metrics, many times over. Surely Bob would appreciate what we're doing to achieve the SUPERIOR FUTURE if we traded him to Thailand for a bunch of ladyboys who design circuits in some factory.

I admit I'm not sure what Thailand would get out of such a deal.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Why do all of these people have such bad web layouts?

https://montressormedia.com/

https://archive.ph/K3jZv

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White letters without a border in front of a background with white splotches isn't the easiest thing to read. The text is not even centered when you first enter the site. The menu options are free floating so they disappear the moment you scroll down. Even the logo itself isn't properly centered. However that's not what I wanted to point out.
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These speds have 6 different podcasts running at the same time (get on lesser brother's level you babies). One of the shows is called "Loki Sucks Dick".

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUVfk1O3MwDn-zNm9MFJACw/featured

https://archive.ph/C5HPK

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The "he/they" is the guy that's casting the movie lesser brother is main producer on. Fun fact! To be a producer on a film all you have to do is finance it. I would love to know how much he sank into this "microbudget slasher/stoner comedy" that requires non-binary actors. It's gonna be blockbuster I tell ya!

never mind the fact that Lesser Brother is, in fact, up to his eyeballs in 6 figure debt after screwing up the budget/trying to pull a fast one on the IRS regarding the renos in his house. So what did he do, take out a third mortgage?! Does he think he's going to even recoup a third of what he presumably sunk into this potential woke trash abortion?

 

[Toxinophile]

Bob could be deported to any number of places and not change anything about his lifestyle and potentially actually become a greater asset to his community depending on the value of the American dollar. Meanwhile, we could fill his "basement apartment" to the ceiling with undocumented immigrants from anywhere and improve Lynn in multiple ways, not least by Bob's own SUPERIOR FUTURE metrics, many times over. Surely Bob would appreciate what we're doing to achieve the SUPERIOR FUTURE if we traded him to Thailand for a bunch of ladyboys who design circuits in some factory.

I admit I'm not sure what Thailand would get out of such a deal.

"Ha ha imagine if Bob gets stuck on a deserted island without his phone ha ha woowee I'd pay to see the look on his stupid face ha ha."

Shut up.

Of course Bob is gonna have a bad time in a foreign country. Bob would die of Diabetic ketoacidosis by the end of the week. You don't need to use hypotheticals so rhetorically and I don't need read about some minor fantasy you have about Bob getting tortured. Even Bob doesn't deserve that. The whole point of Lolcows is that people like Bob live in Hells of their own creation.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Of course Bob is gonna have a bad time in a foreign country. Bob would die of Diabetic ketoacidosis by the end of the week. You don't need to use what-ifs and hypotheticals so rhetorically and I don't need read about some minor fantasy you have about Bob getting tortured. Even Bob doesn't deserve that. The whole point of Lolcows is that people like Bob live in Hells of their own creation.

I didn't suggest anything about torture, I would never wish such a thing, I would expect Bob to continue painting his walls green and producing YouTube movie reviews. He has successfully positioned himself in the modern economy to where he is an essential worker in the production of culture at all times.

Also, Bob successfully manages his diabetes through an innovatively crafted diet making him impervious to local conditions.