Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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As for Kay, no idea who the fuck they are, but that is such an obnoxious statement that my eyes started rolling involuntarily. Also, coven in their handle, so probably a nutter.

She runs that Salem, MA horror festival -- the one, you will recall, which virtue signalled so hard about its mask/vaxx policy you'd think it was part of a witch's sabbat.

EDIT: Also seems pretty likely to be a tranny, based on some of her tweets. The Chippa verges ever closer to his/her destiny.
 
"Republicans want to blame the rise in crime on liberal permissiveness..."

Except, the Republicans in question may actually have a point (source article from the Washington Post, dated 2020.06.25):
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See those glorious blue streaks? As per this image, Democrats run the majority of the twenty most violent cities in the U.S.--seventeen of them based on raw numbers, nineteen based on crimes per 10,000 residents. Another Moviebob self-own!



Bobby is very angry because he is denied social life.
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Moviebob is a thoroughly rotten humanoid. Moviebob is experiencing something he doesn't want to experience. Since Moviebob believes that bad people deserve to experience undesirable events, Moviebob is being held to his own standards--and, even though I'm not religious, I thank GOD that those red states kept Moviebob from the fyuuchaa he EARNED by keeping Führer Hillary out of office!



Moviebob wil never be aware that he's literaly on the "villains who deserve to lose" team for the simple reason he's not smart enough to realize that truth.



I'm happy to report that Greta Thunberg is still alive.
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"Week 185" amounts to... roughly 3.5 years? Great's been engaging in a against scientific education for only 3.5 years?




Bobby Believes in the old-wives' tale of the Nine-Tailed Fox.
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No, even though the vixen is reputed to be a temptress of men, she still won't fuck you.
That's because Tamano-no-Mae has standards that Moviebob will never be able to meet, regardless how low they may be.
 
"Red Covid Plague"

Finally some fun stuff from Robert, fucking Christ this man is getting boring to even hate.

The fuck Robert, is this gonna be your life now, bitching about consoom shit with tankies and Snyder fans and giving out some of the most basic bitch university lefty takes on shit?
 
Is Bob really blaming Red States for spreading COVID? I seem to recall early in the pandemic a bunch of Democrats encouraging people to go to Chinatowns and party it up, so as to not discriminate against the Chinese community. They also refused to shut down the borders. If there's anyone to blame for spreading COVID, it's them. Didn't Trump's administration also come up with the vaccine to the coof that Bob touts for saving his life? You'd think he'd show a little gratitude. I'm starting to think the Diabetes is giving Bob dementia. He blames the Republicans for everything that's gone wrong in his life. Meanwhile, the Republicans don't even know who that fat, badly dressed bastard screeching at them even is.
 
wait wait wait wait wait.

Is Bobbo blaming THE COOF for the Escapist firing him not renewing his contract? ROFLMAO

SURE, Bobbo. whatever helps ya sleep at night.
No, it's even funnier than that, as below, he's blaming the red states for supposedly causing Covid and that meaning he lost his job. Because apparently everything is the fault of the obsolete mayoghouls.
Is Bob really blaming Red States for spreading COVID? I seem to recall early in the pandemic a bunch of Democrats encouraging people to go to Chinatowns and party it up, so as to not discriminate against the Chinese community. They also refused to shut down the borders. If there's anyone to blame for spreading COVID, it's them. Didn't Trump's administration also come up with the vaccine to the coof that Bob touts for saving his life? You'd think he'd show a little gratitude. I'm starting to think the Diabetes is giving Bob dementia. He blames the Republicans for everything that's gone wrong in his life. Meanwhile, the Republicans don't even know who that fat, badly dressed bastard screeching at them even is.
Bob is the ultimate sheeple, so he absolutely believes that the BLM protests and such caused no spread, because the news said it was okay since they were wearing masks. Meanwhile Trump is responsible for the lockdown because that was also what he was told.

I'm reminded of the time Dobson watched a 9/11 documentary and instantly became convinced it really was an inside job.
 
Bob not liking The Batman (while somewhat insisting he gave it a positive review even though the same score for Venom 2 was negative) even though the opposite is the consensus of his circle, it doesn't involve Snyder in anyway and isn't even set in the main DCEU because he's still angry about that Republican who liked The Dark Knight is pretty on brand. I didn't actually watch all of Bob's review because he's insufferable (please remember someday that you have a website to post your paragraph long sentences on Bob) but to comment on just a few things in the parts I did poke around at earlier:
-I don't see what the problem is with Batman narrating, complain about the execution I guess and I hope it gets better in the rest of the trilogy but an inner monologue seems kinda important for a movie series focusing on Batman himself.
-Bob basically says it's an adaption of The Long Halloween and Hush, but it's not at all, name dropping the only two stories you might have heard of doesn't help you if you don't know what happens in them.
-Bob, of course, complains and wants a "deconstruction" that's about some boring shit with the Batman label slapped on it instead of somebody actually trying to make a Batman movie about Batman. BvS and JL weren't "Batman" movies, I think Affleck might spend more time as Bruce Wayne in both of them outside of the long end fights. Most of Batfleck's detective work consisted of reading his e-mail. Nolan's trilogy wasn't really about Batman or even Wayne, it became an attempt at a grand epic about Gotham and an obsessed apocalyptic ninja clan that couldn't take an L. Bale spends two of the three films being a weirdo loser taking a back seat to not one but two other characters or asking Lucius Fox to do everything. Keaton isn't the star of either of his films though it's all balanced well in Returns.

I feel like if the villain was literally the same for the rest of the movie but they did a fake out swap killing the actual Riddler in the first five seconds for Solomon Grundy (who only spoke in Grundy's rhyme until unmasked) while the teaser was a short cameo of Gentleman Ghost, Bob would have praised it for being daring and inventive simply because he wouldn't have been prepared to see things he already had determined he was not interested in for being "the same" as something that didn't exist yet.

Comparing any of Bob's scores across any two or three films rarely make any sense but as mentioned it's funny he gave this (and Space Jam 2) a 6 while Eternals (and Endgame) is an 8. It's hard not to read his pre-conceived notions he spreads all over Twitter for months before seeing movies into them when he does stuff like that. Throw in ZSJL's 4 if you want to, I personally would especially since it's one of his rare "bad" scores. I actually don't think a six is entirely a wrong score on a ten point scale, it's just when you factor in the other scores he's given. (Also I probably grade more like Edge than Game Informer.)
 
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Is Bob really blaming Red States for spreading COVID? I seem to recall early in the pandemic a bunch of Democrats encouraging people to go to Chinatowns and party it up, so as to not discriminate against the Chinese community. They also refused to shut down the borders. If there's anyone to blame for spreading COVID, it's them. Didn't Trump's administration also come up with the vaccine to the coof that Bob touts for saving his life? You'd think he'd show a little gratitude. I'm starting to think the Diabetes is giving Bob dementia. He blames the Republicans for everything that's gone wrong in his life. Meanwhile, the Republicans don't even know who that fat, badly dressed bastard screeching at them even is.
He's not the only one doing that. Early on, I had co-workers and acquaintances blaming the spread on the Red States as well. Rather odd considering that the graphs show where it really goes around and (shock of all shocks) it was in the Blue cities most prevalently.

Live long enough to see us pay? No you won't Bob, diabetes will see that.

I'm not even gonna bother addressing the rest of Bob's mental diarrhea. His incoherent retard gibbering is entertaining, but his neverending hatred for me and mine is starting to tax even my patience.

We're lucky that Lovecraft's Elder Gods don't exist, otherwise gazing into the infinite void between Bob's ears would drive us madder than reading from the Necronomicon.
He's talking like he's lucky to have survived this thing at all. It's hardly been the Bubonic Plague in terms of the numbers of deaths total or as a percentage of the population. As for his rage, yeah, as usual it's completely misdirected. He'll never blame the parties both Eastern and Western that cooked up the virus and (intentionally or unintentionally) let it out to begin with because he can't conceive of a worldview beyond "bullies/believers vs. innocents/thinkers."
 
Saying COVID came to the United States from Wuhan, China through Washington State, California, Chicago and Boston is Believer TRUMPER TRASH lies. It was hatched as a deliberate plot in the Red States by Mayo Ghouls who refused to get vaccinated. They are so unevolved and backwards that it spontaneously developed through Natural Selection while they were out protesting for the Snyder Cut without wearing any masks. At that point, seeing an opportunity to stop Hillary's March to the Superior Future, Trump ordered Mike Pence to gather up a bunch of the particles and sneak them past the border guards of the Blue States. While Pence was doing this he swung by the Escapist and told them to FIRE BOB CHIPMAN since he was on the verge of publishing an expose of the entire plot. Despite this, after having one last "fairly small amount" of McDonalds, Bob said goodbye to the world and sealed himself inside his basement apartment determined to defy the odds and survive.

Thankfully, Joe Biden arrived and did as he promised to "shut down the virus, not the country" and everything returned to normal and Putin surrendered. The end.

*Mid-credits teaser for The Care Bears in Paradise Lost*
 
She runs that Salem, MA horror festival -- the one, you will recall, which virtue signalled so hard about its mask/vaxx policy you'd think it was part of a witch's sabbat.

EDIT: Also seems pretty likely to be a tranny, based on some of her tweets. The Chippa verges ever closer to his/her destiny.
Kay is one of those Trannies who when you see the "beauty" shots she puts out into the world you think "something is off here" then you see a regular pic and get a better look at the jawline, back, and hands and go "Oh it's a guy duh".
 
Bobby is very angry because he is denied social life.
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lol calm down champ. You going to bars and chumming up to drunks to inebriated to know your name does not a social life make.

Red Covid Plague is a new and interesting term. No one mention that it was the blue States that had the most hospitalizations and most deaths percapata.
 
I read a few autistic German philosophy and psychology books because of Touhou.
Koishi best girl.

Wow, this'd be really embarrassing for Bob if he was recently friendly with someone who took disadvantaged people in and raped them.

I'm happy to report that Greta Thunberg is still alive.
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I think we're well past the point where it stops being called "a strike" and starts being called "dropping out". I might not like the school system but if you fail to engage it long enough to graduate you'd better engage something else damn fast to secure something resembling a future. And "activism" has about the same long-term viability as fidget spinners.

Still, points for being a 19-year-old high school dropout posting Twitter selfies who isn't linking them to an OnlyFans.

(Please never link to an OnlyFans. Pleasepleaseplease.)

One thing I like about Bob. He can make a statement and you can tell, at a glance, that he means exactly the opposite.

Besides, does a woman who leads with images like this on her website seem like a woman who wants to respected entirely for her mind? Why yes, madam, I wish to discuss what insights you possess thanks to your Master’s in child psychology while I bounce quarters off exposed parts of your anatomy. (Per internet etiquette I point out the link is safe for work. Because I'm sure most workplaces won't mind you looking at muscle bikini pics.)

Chris wants to take him to the bone zone.
Hold the phone! Whose bone is in the zone and who gets prone?
 
Wow, this'd be really embarrassing for Bob if he was recently friendly with someone who took disadvantaged people in and raped them.
Did Bob ever talk about Bimbo/Bailey at all or recognize the ban/vanish? Now that I think about it, it seems like quite a huge amount of his angels have seemed to vanished now.
 
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