Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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some of his really that goods are about 40 minutes to an hour, so a good length to mock, and usually are a solid window into the increasingly retarded world of bob
I imagine the one he did about the Transformers would be ideal, just unpacking his weird psychological pins, what a goddamned mouthbreather he is, and his imagined profit = artistic quality formula. he's really only at his best with his insane hyperbolic opinions centered around some dogshit tripey movie
I think Bob's "Magneto was Right" is a great intro to the insane world of Blobert's ego. Even before we get to Bob's whole plan to exterminate der mayoghoulen and all the other associated weird bullshit, even without the knowledge that most of his pop culture takes are patently wrong, or just plain nuts.

I don't think any normal person can hear Bob pontificate about how he was bullied for being so goddamn superior, without wanting to shove Bob in a locker.
 
Another plastered night with wifey:
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So, Chris's latest genius idea for guaranteed internet stardom is to ape Hot Ones, only with IPA beer instead of hot wings with extra sauce?
Creativity really doesn't run in the family, then. The fat fuck couldn't even come up with a name that didn't directly rip it off. Not to mention I'm pretty sure there are dozens of podcasts out there where that's the exact same premise. If I wanted to hear a whitebread fatass rant on about nothing in particular while filling his ass with booze he's not supposed to be drinking or even just purchasing, I'd listen to the Killstream.
 
Glenn Greenward revealed another inconvenient truth: that American liberals such as Bobby love Nazis.
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Keep warm by solar power instead.

Eric Trump doesn't welcome filthy Californians in Florida.
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Replies to Bobby's cheap take at J. K. Rowling. Bobby makes it unambiguous that it is not his concern that shemales are harassing genuine women. Indeed he probably relishes in it.
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Groan.

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Millions of people have written to Rowling. How many uncles do you have Bobby? I hope they love you.

Bobby thinks Rowling is "psycho". Recall how, in the first tweet in this update, Bobby's corny thinks "psycho" is an ableist slur that deserves a block.
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I'm glad that John Vinals educates us that "backwards people" is not a slur.

Bobby thinks Rowling is his enemy. :story:
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I agree. Rowling won't kill him like diabetes will.

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In case you ask, Amanda Jette Knox is an absolutely vile woman who first trooned out her son and then her husband.

Another crossover with James Radich:
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Nu-males will cope, seeth and dilate their anuses in solidity with troons.


When Bobby and co. valiantly fight off the most bloodthirsty genocidal psycho since Pol Pot, Sweden is sabotaging their progressive effort by insisting that men have cocks. (Video for those who knows the Swedish language)
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Another week, another gay scam:
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Tranny drama involving Banana Wu, Chu-chu, and Nymphomachy. Bobby explains military draft in the USA:
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I don't know who is Fabio either. Shall I be glad I don't know his references?

Fortunately, Bobby explains:
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Wanna try the Big E Bobby? The first hit is free.


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MCU trash continues to extol GurrrlPowa!!!!!!
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If you ever criticize the Rey films, you deserve to be trolled for life.
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Repeat after me: Disney consoomer products are deeper than you imagine.
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Can you trust a "critic" who can't even spell canon?

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If I were a bean-mouthed Cal-art creature I'd be in so much pain I would kill myself.

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This is not exactly Cal-art but just as ugly. Why are Western animation today so ugly?

And this hideous shit too is some LGBTQ+ indoctrination:
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Gozilla:
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Something called SoP. Can't be bothered to look it up.
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Stanning Samuel Jackson for his Nick Fury role:
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Star Trek and gay shit. Featuring Luke of course:
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Bobby's specialty: Cannibal women.
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Glenn Greenward revealed another inconvenient truth: that American liberals such as Bobby love Nazis.
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Twitter rando: "You seem like a great person </sarcasm>."

Moviebob, if he were honest: "I hardly work at that."



"Fake Sympathy" marked down.



Better yet, give it to Moviebob. It may not be that intragalactic flight the troglodytes of America stole from him, but if it can get Moviebob off American soil, it'll be a start!



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Eric Trump doesn't welcome filthy Californians in Florida.
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Actually, there is a place in America where there is no crime. Check out those uninhabited deserts sometime, Bob.



"'Person' in Quotes" is marked down!



"Priviliege meets marginalization and lower-class white male neo-Nazis"? That's sounds a lot like Moviebob!



"California--the state that actually represents the values of your workers", LOL! What's California got that actually represent what workers and business actually benefit from? Going through excessive red tape in order to start a business? Taxes out the wazoo? On-again, off-again mask mandates that have done little more than hurt mom-and-pop establishments? Rampant homelessness in L.A. and S.F.?



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Which "cannon" is Bob referring to? The 1970s cop drama Cannon? One of those big shooty things used in the Civil War?



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We need more Roger Eberts and fewer than zero Moviebobs.



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So that's where Moviebob gets his execrable sense of humor from? I would never have guessed.
 
If you ever criticize the Rey films, you deserve to be trolled for life.
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Remember these when Bob goes on a screed about Illumination’s Super Mario Bros. movie not meeting his expectations. “It’s a movie based on a video game intended for children”
 
2) Overlord NULL also does reaction videos. Which Bob video do you think we should get him to react to...
When Bob got spanked by Lindsay for being a creepy sex pest Null told the rough story of what had happened and then dropped it because, as he put it, he found only disgust when looking at and talking about Bob and couldn't work up the effort to find anything funny about THE consoomer. I don't believe that Null could sit through any of Bob's vids. EFAP takes 2 hours to get through one and they've had people bail mid watch.

However,

Assuming we can hire SEAL Team 6 to kidnap bossman's banana peppers and force him to watch one, I would pick either the Overthinker episode where he tells of the dream where Miyamoto saves his childhood or the one where he makes up whole cloth the theology of the Super Mario games.

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Glenn Greenward revealed another inconvenient truth: that American liberals such as Bobby love Nazis.
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How utterly pathetic, insipid, and fragile you have to be to take this ableism retardation seriously?
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The answer is THIS utterly pathetic, insipid, and fragile.
 
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In a twist of irony, a depiction of Bob as Rodin's The Thinker would be a good work of satire. First of all, his phisique is as far as it gets from statuesque, which is hilarious by itself, but simply the idea of a genocidal, eugenist, aggressively narcissistic manbaby being depicted as a thinker would be masterful satire!
It gets even funnier if you have an idea of what the Thinker might be thinking about. It's one of the figures originally designed for Rodin's massive (20 ft/6m tall) sculpture La Porte de l'Enfer and while there's some argument on precisely who and what he represents, his thoughts are clearly focused on the themes of the door below him: The torments of the damned as represented in Inferno, the first canticle of The Divine Comedy - a work built on unabashedly Catholic belief.

Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.
Only problem is I don't think there are any lockers large enough for Bob to fit into.
Found one:
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I always wanted Metokur to do a long video or stream on Moviebob
Why? Bob doesn’t actually do anything besides be an arrogant and ignorant asshole on Twatter. The stuff he spits out is supremely stupid. But he otherwise has so few connections to the real world or any actual socialization that he will eventually die alone in his basement “world class studio” and it will be a month before anybody notices. While Bob is the living embodiment of everything the Social Justice Left has been accusing everybody else of being, Bob himself doesn’t actually do much.
 
Why? Bob doesn’t actually do anything besides be an arrogant and ignorant asshole on Twatter. The stuff he spits out is supremely stupid. But he otherwise has so few connections to the real world or any actual socialization that he will eventually die alone in his basement “world class studio” and it will be a month before anybody notices. While Bob is the living embodiment of everything the Social Justice Left has been accusing everybody else of being, Bob himself doesn’t actually do much.
Bob's main use is as an unobstructed view of the Leftist ID. Bob is that raging inner child filled with anger and outrage that every lazy, narcissistic malcontent has, but is wise enough to conceal to the outside world. Bob's main source of stupidity is his inability to see why the opinions and actions of those he hates should matter to him. He'll cheerfully turn the world into a prison, thinking the people he likes will always run it, then he'll look on like a shocked pikachu when that prison falls into the hands of his fed up enemies.
 
He'll cheerfully turn the world into a prison, thinking the people he likes will always run it, then he'll look on like a shocked pikachu when that prison falls into the hands of his fed up enemies.
I was going to quote A Man for All Seasons, but Flexo long beat me to it:
Yeah I think that may be one of the more offensive things Bob has said in awhile. Or at least a demonstration of how simple his brain is since the man has apparently never absorbed one of the most popular lines of the film.

William Roper: “So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!”
Sir Thomas More: “Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?”
William Roper: “Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!”
Sir Thomas More: “Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!
 
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