Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

The review where Bob mentioned A Man for All Seasons leads me to believe that Bob has no knowledge of it, aside from the name.

What review? Got a clip? I'm more than fond of that play/film and I feel the urge to get my dander up.

EDIT: By the way, it's hard to think of a character (or real person, depending on how accurate you find the portrayal) who demolishes Bob's idiot Thinker/Believer divide more effectively than St. Thomas More. You cannot classify him as one or the other; he rests quite comfortably at the crossroads of both.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

What review? Got a clip? I'm more than fond of that play/film and I feel the urge to get my dander up.

EDIT: By the way, it's hard to think of a character (or real person, depending on how accurate you find the portrayal) who demolishes Bob's idiot Thinker/Believer divide more effectively than St. Thomas More. You cannot classify him as one or the other; he rests quite comfortably at the crossroads of both.

Its his rotten tomatoes review for the lesbian nun movie. If you go to the post Woe was quoting, Flexo had a screen grab of it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Its his rotten tomatoes review for the lesbian nun movie. If you go to the post Woe was quoting, Flexo had a screen grab of it.

Ohhh, right, I remember this discussion. Yeah, I'm gonna say Bob has either never seen it or completely failed to comprehend it if he did.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I will say, since I re-read it recently (well, the script of the play) on a plane ride, and while I do think the quote about the Law that Bobby should definitely internalize is great, one I love more is,

“If we lived in a State where virtue was profitable, common sense would make us good, and greed would make us saintly. And we'd live like animals or angels in the happy land that needs no heroes. But since in fact we see that avarice, anger, envy, pride, sloth, lust and stupidity commonly profit far beyond humility, chastity, fortitude, justice and thought, and have to choose, to be human at all... why then perhaps we must stand fast a little --even at the risk of being heroes.”

Well, that one, and

“For Wales? Why Richard, it profit a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world. . . but for Wales!"

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Why? Bob doesn’t actually do anything besides be an arrogant and ignorant asshole on Twatter. The stuff he spits out is supremely stupid. But he otherwise has so few connections to the real world or any actual socialization that he will eventually die alone in his basement “world class studio” and it will be a month before anybody notices. While Bob is the living embodiment of everything the Social Justice Left has been accusing everybody else of being, Bob himself doesn’t actually do much.

It'd be a fun Internet Insanity video. Maybe a Down the Rabbit Hole style video could be good but I wouldn't want to subject anyone to that.

What review? Got a clip? I'm more than fond of that play/film and I feel the urge to get my dander up.

EDIT: By the way, it's hard to think of a character (or real person, depending on how accurate you find the portrayal) who demolishes Bob's idiot Thinker/Believer divide more effectively than St. Thomas More. You cannot classify him as one or the other; he rests quite comfortably at the crossroads of both.

Nah, Bob would just ignore one to insist St Thomas is the other.

 

[Alessonincrippliningdepre]

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1

 

[cypocryphy]

Andrew Dice Clay wasn't meant to be a Jewish guy mocking "Italian stereotypes", he's just being himself...an over-the-top brash New Yorker. It has nothing to do with ethnic background. That's just how many Brooklynites are.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Is that cat ... wearing a diaper?

Is that man too lazy to use a litter box for his cat like a normal person

Blob tried to dunk on Desantis and instead got slapped by generic conservative twitter person:

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Even someone as cookie cutter as Cardillo gets more engagement than The Consoomer does.

What are you talking about? We know the Electoral College is a secret shadowy group that elects republicans in every state.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Is that cat ... wearing a diaper?

Oh my God you're right. No wonder the kitty drew blood.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Is that man too lazy to use a litter box for his cat like a normal person


What are you talking about? We know the Electoral College is a secret shadowy group that elects republicans in every state.

The cat might be incontinent. My 12 yr old dog was for a while before I had to put her down.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

The real stupidity to Blobby's Electoral College rants isn't just he doesn't under why it exist but also how impossible it would be to get rid of it.

The Electoral College is part of the Constitution you need a Constitution Amendment to end it. Meaning both the House and the Senate would need to pass an Amendment in tandem of at least 38 states passing it also. Yeah Blobby middle America is going to vote to have their say in the Presidential election taken away.

 

[TowinKarz]

Andrew Dice Clay wasn't meant to be a Jewish guy mocking "Italian stereotypes", he's just being himself...an over-the-top brash New Yorker. It has nothing to do with ethnic background. That's just how many Brooklynites are.

"Hey hey, I'm walkin' heah!" is a geographic trope, not an ethnic one, only Bob could get that wrong.

 

[Flexo]

So instead of dutifully catching up on the 150+ pages of this thread I've missed, I decided to finally watch Free Guy on HBOmax this evening.

Quick review: It was decent. Undercut by the usual SJW sucker-punches, but still a better film than any Matrix sequel or Ready Player One.

But I did finally uncover the secret for why Bobby had such a hard on for this movie at the end of the credits...

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Is that cat ... wearing a diaper?

Who would've guessed the biggest pussy in this photo isn't the cat?

 

[Positron]

This update is a humiliation conga-line for Bobby. Enjoy!

Remember these when Bob goes on a screed about Illumination’s Super Mario Bros. movie not meeting his expectations. “It’s a movie based on a video game intended for children”

Too obvious my friend.









Star Wars is for everyone but white males, who aren't even people.

More Star Wars bullshit:


MCU:


When I need advice about running a big business, I always consult trannies and incels:


DC:

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Bobby denies LGBTQ teachers sexually grooming little kids, just as he denied Devin Faraci sexually harassed women:





Bobby is regurgitating other people's vomit. It has been repeatedly clarified that the Anti-Grooming Bill does not apply to such situations.





Bobby made a blooper and his distractors descended on him like sharks. Bobby big mad.

If you look like Bobby, perhaps you shouldn't try to "own" other men by their looks.



Cope, seethe, and dilate:








Let's end this section with a question that Bobby cannot answer:

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Bobby and Brian Webber cannot believe in the existence of black conservatives, because they think blacks are a hive-mind:


People should get used to the idea that, thereafter, war are fought and won by Emmas With Two Moms:


No one wants the like of MovieBob in their states.

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William Hurt died:



I don't relish the thought about what Uncle Bob plans to show the most beautiful woman of the world.

Imagine Hitchcock's The Birds, but with black Bakelite rotor phones:

 

[Koby_Fish]

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1

funny thing, that tweet has (now) been deleted.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This update is a humiliation conga-line for Bobby. Enjoy!


Too obvious my friend.
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Star Wars is for everyone but white males, who aren't even people.

More Star Wars bullshit:
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MCU:
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When I need advice about running a big business, I always consult trannies and incels:
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DC:
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Bobby denies LGBTQ teachers sexually grooming little kids, just as he denied Devin Faraci sexually harassed women:
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Bobby is regurgitating other people's vomit. It has been repeatedly clarified that the Anti-Grooming Bill does not apply to such situations.

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Bobby made a blooper and his distractors descended on him like sharks. Bobby big mad.
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If you look like Bobby, perhaps you shouldn't try to "own" other men by their looks.

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Cope, seethe, and dilate:
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Let's end this section with a question that Bobby cannot answer:
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Bobby and Brian Webber cannot believe in the existence of black conservatives, because they think blacks are a hive-mind:
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People should get used to the idea that, thereafter, war are fought and won with Emmas With Two Moms:
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No one wants the like of MovieBob in their states.
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William Hurt died:
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I don't relish the thought about what Uncle Bob plans to show the most beautiful woman of the world.

Imagine Hitchcock's The Birds, but with black Bakelite rotor phones:
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Oh, for pete's sake.

NO, BOB. It wasn't "One of the Transformers" that said SHIT in TFTM. It was Spike, who apart from ONE episode where his mind was in a (non-transforming) robot body, IS HUMAN. Man, even for an obstensible Transformers fan, Bob's a filthy casual. There were TWO people in that scene, and there's No Fucking Way that Child-friendly Bumblebee would say, "Oh SHIT, what are we going to do now?"


Also, won't some at least once respond to Bob's inane "Yer mum" replies with, "Rape jokes aren't funny, Bob."

So is Bob saying Florida's full of starving communists, or that North Korea is full of bathsalts-freebasing meth-heads?

 

[JayHarrison]

This update is a humiliation conga-line for Bobby. Enjoy!

And I am here to revel in Moviebob's comeuppance! Let's do this!

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Too obvious my friend.
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Moviebob: "Everything should be talked about, just not in a stupid way by fucking idiots with nothing worthwhile to contrinute."

Reality: "Oh, you mean fucking idiots like you, Bob? You have made zero beneficial contributions to anything you claim to support!"

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Yes, I'm sure Moviebob made thousand of dollars writing Mein Kampf: Brick by Brick.

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MCU:
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When I need advice about running a big business, I always consult trannies and incels:
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DC:
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Bobby denies LGBTQ teachers sexually grooming little kids, just as he denied Devin Faraci sexually harassed women:
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Of course, Moviebob knows where babies come from. They're genetically engineered in a laboratory and delivered by stork to Mommy and Daddy.

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If real-life were a role-playing game, then Moviebob has already reached his absurdly low level cap. His IQ level is permanently fixed at "LOL!" and can't go any higher.

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Mark "Lazy 'Yer Mum' Comeback" on your Moviebob Bingo cards!

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Bobby made a blooper and his distractors descended on him like sharks. Bobby big mad.
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If you look like Bobby, perhaps you shouldn't try to "own" other men by their looks.

If you were to look like Moviebob, applying to get your picture in the dictionary will be automatically approved. Your photo will be listed as the image for the word dumbass.

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Moviebob, 2013.10.22: "There are times when I *REALLY* hate that Jim Crow-era racists pretty-much [sic] ruined the idea of intelliegence-tests [sic] for voting."

Reality: "You should be happy intelligence tests aren't required for voting, Bob. Otherwise, you. personally, would never be allowed to vote again!"

Cope, seethe, and dilate:
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Apparently, Moviebob never cut out of 8th-grade civics because it's highly likely Moviebob never took 8th-grade civics in the first place.

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Don't ever suggest Moviebob is worthy of starring in Dumb & Dumber. Bob's several thousand IQ points below the minimum to be considered dumb.

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'Tis better to remain quiet and thought a fool than to be a loud-mouthed Moviebob and remove all doubt.

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Let's end this section with a question that Bobby cannot answer:

"When was the last time you ddn't actually feign sympathy?"

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Bobby and Brian Webber cannot believe in the existence of black conservatives, because they think blacks are a hive-mind:
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Funny thing about Bob's line of "thinking" here: If any significant number of the MAGA crowd were to be deployed into Ukraine, there's a pretty good chance that MAGA and the Ukrainian populace would find common cause and fight against Putin. Send Moviebob and any significant number of FiC Biden supporters over, and those folks would have leave at least one eye open at all times, even while sleeping. After all, Putin invaded Ukraine under Joe Biden's watch; Donald Trump was absolved of that responsibility in 2020.

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People should get used to the idea that, thereafter, war are fought and won by Emmas With Two Moms:
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Fuck you, Bob!

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No one wants the like of MovieBob in their states.
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Everyone knows Moviebob already lives in Dumbfuckistan.

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Um... North Korea is more akin Asia's Illinois, you twat!

 

[Mola Ram]

is Bob saying Florida's full of starving communists, or that North Korea is full of bathsalts-freebasing meth-heads?

He's also apparently unaware Nevada has been a state since the Civil War. Its motto used to be "Battle Born," for heavens sake.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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By "Made a bunch of money", Bob means he found some pennies on the ground while carrying the books around in a box at a con.

He's also apparently unaware Nevada has been a state since the Civil War. Its motto used to be "Battle Born," for heavens sake.

The only thing he knows about Nevada is that there are casinos and legal prostitution.