Brother Wind
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Never would have guessed in a million years you were American
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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You ever think Bob knows they’ll never be able to hang him from a street light because he’s such a fatass and that’s why he says so many retarded things? Bob is the perfect idiot to make an example out of for any extremist regime (fat, degenerate, loud mouth, contributes nothing meaningful, incredibly dumb and spiteful). The only thing Bob is good for is a trolley problem.
Brother Wind
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It really does betray his intelligence. The way he calls the Bible fairy tales. The way he acts like Noah's ark invalidates everything about the entire religion. He posseses no imagination. No creativity. And thus he is no thinker. How much of science and technology is making the imaginary real?
Bolo
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Oh please please please God, make it happen!!
I ask for so little, just make this happen.
I hate internet debate, and I'm not found of Horse cock lover YMS as well and I couldn't give less of a shit if these reviewers watch a movie whole length or not, because I have 0 respect for their opinions regardless.
But once, just ONCE I would like to see Robert take part in a conversation where he finds himself in opposition against other (and not some lame ass, inane podcast), and he needs to defend his point in a way that goes beyond Twitter dunks and zings.
Oh lord I'll sacrifice my first born for this, pleeeeaaase!
Fakenamemagoo
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re: Bob's response to the dog fucker
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Not to mention his complete and utter cognitive dissonance. On the one hand, the "Sky Daddy/ies" religions "don't make sense" because they have miracles or whatever, things that DEFY SCIENCE. Yet Bob wants the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah
to bring him things that are literally impossible, even according to THE SCIENCE all because the Prophet Mickey Mouse foretold in the Book of Epcot that Bob would be able to upload his consciousness into a robot body a la Ghost in the Shell, which is one of the most impossible things of all the impossible things Bob wants (ahead of 
Wheat and Robots Doing Everything Including Fix Each Other And Also Fix All The Other Things That Need Fixing, leaving him to do the important job of Thinking, which the Government must pay him for somehow).
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Unfortunately, we all know Bob is going hide behind the block shield like the coward he is and still talk behind him.
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Ah, I remember when Penny Arcade did a joke where they found out about that idea, ran a nonsensical strip, and that phrase, perhaps verbatim, was the punchline.
Hipster swill.
Hipster swill.
Hipster swill.
Hipster swill.
Hipster swill.
Huh, that IS a bit tricky to say 5 times fast!
Continuing that Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner metaphor from a few pages back.
Hahaha, that shirt no longer applies.
Probably doesn't fit, either.
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What a crybaby bitch.
Bob backpedaled hard and cried how he won't discuss with YMS because it would bring more views to his channel despite YMS being more popular than Bob, and Bob poorly tried to dodge it.
Like Bob really is scared of any debate whatsoever unless its on twitter or he can just insult someone hard with no pushback.
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Bob's principles on how to run a business are too high for him to fall for this attempt to traffic on his prestige brand:
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You can't hide behind people if you're just going in by yourself, and Brainless Bobby for all his bluster knows he'd get his shit pushed in. It's why he likes to brigade his pants pooping audience onto his targets so often, because otherwise Bobby'd get dunked on and be forced to look at himself for a second.
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As to be expected, the minute someone bigger than Bob (audience-wise, not mass-wise, obviously) calls him out, he immediately runs away and throws out some bullshit excuse as to why he simply can't engage in a discussion about his opinions. And then when people point out how stupid that excuse is (Adam definitely does not need advertising from a never-was), he flails about impotently and keeps trying to deflect by arguing that random TikToks get more views than either of them, as if that's relevant to the conversation in any way whatsoever.
It's moments like these that Bob reveals his true colors. For all his bluster about being a Thinker who Matters and how his enemies aren't human and unworthy of existence, Bob's just a pathetic coward that can't do anything without being able to hide behind a facade of his perceived superiority. The minute he has to step up, he backs down instead, muttering to himself how he's not owned.
ETA: Oh yeah, and he's being a pathetic little bitch quote-tweeting instead of doing straight replies. Fucking pussy.
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Ah this fucking bitch.... I knew robert was going to the fat homer meme and yet I was a fool to hope, serves me right.
Come on Robert, it is Dog fucker Johnston, you can take him, you don't need to do your little high ground act "I'm a legit critic" crap, come on, your youtube channel is dead, you patreon is on the slump and fucking Matpat won't save you, just do this shit Robert!
Ah shit... On other news, looks like Ms. Marvel is totes adorbs your guys!
Come on Robert, it is Dog fucker Johnston, you can take him, you don't need to do your little high ground act "I'm a legit critic" crap, come on, your youtube channel is dead, you patreon is on the slump and fucking Matpat won't save you, just do this shit Robert!
Ah shit... On other news, looks like Ms. Marvel is totes adorbs your guys!
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I don't remember when it was exactly, I think around the time of Black Panther's release, Bob got into a little bit of a slap fight with YMS chum and Sardonicast alum Ralph the Movie Maker. Iirc Bob was being Bob and either didn't read what Ralph wrote about Black Panther or misunderstood it. I'm pretty sure Bob called him either child or kid before blocking Ralph.
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I love seeing Bob get bodied, but I hate when YMS acts like a pretentious retard like this, especially since I like his content. I hear Destiny is going to be moderating the debate, if it happens.
This whole shit is going to be so annoying.
EDIT: I did not include the screenshot saying this since I was certain I was gonna get ninja'd, but since I didn't, here it is
EDIT 2: The website is being a piece of shit right now so I'm just going to put in the link. Somebody archive it.
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You stupid, stupid ape. What exactly are you in the business of? Your numbers are tanking because you don't treat it as a business. Your patreon continues to decline because you don't treat it as a business. You moved back in with mommy seemingly because you don't treat your business as a business. This is why you cry about having to clip coupons when anyone calls you east coast elite. This is the same exact thing that happened when Howard Stern promoted the Pixels movie and it will end the same way.
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That's a lot of projection with Bob being this butthurt that other film critics that don't like a superhero movie that a lot of kids watch.
Bob is the reason some people are embarrassed about liking nerdy shit.
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Has moviebob ever actually debated someone?
Its one thing to tweet a bunch of crap since you can just ignore and not respond to counter points , but to actually have to defend your ideas and statements in real time.
Its one thing to tweet a bunch of crap since you can just ignore and not respond to counter points , but to actually have to defend your ideas and statements in real time.
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Found it and I cannot attach images either it seems so I'll quote the relevant posts.
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