Grumpy Pickle Rick
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I don’t understand why idiots like Bob are so obsessed with this multiverse shit.
Can anyone explain it to me?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Can anyone explain it to me?
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We get it retard, you want to fuck Michelle Yeoh and Awkwafina.
God what a disgusting sex pest.
And yes, in Bob's case the fact it's filled with Asians is likely the only reason he's flapping his arms and staring with the intent of a chicken hypnotized by a line at the film. That he hears "multiverse" and he flaps his hands harder since it encourages his ultimate brainless fantasy: the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny of all his obsolete obsessions.
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OMG ALL THE THINGS I ENJOY IN ONE FILM
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Bob wants to find the universe where he has a reason to live.
TopTierHealer
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Because idiots like him don't know about too much of a good thing. Reminds me of gully dwarves, from the dragonlance setting (my nephew turned 11 recently and I got him the Heroes of the Lance saga) and how they decorate their settlements....except Gully dwarves have some sense of honor and have sex.
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I also think Bob wants to hook up with his other Multiverse selves, because they're the only people who could stand his ass for more than 5 minutes. Multiverse theory also has a patina of science around it (even though it can never conclusively be proven,) so it satisfies atheists like Bob, who treat it as a scientific fact that contradicts the Christian view of the world. Hack writers also like to jerk themselves raw over multiverses, because it allows them to do things like time travel, Alternate Scenario stories, and Reset Button pushes.
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Bob conveniently forgets that even kids raised Republican often end up voting the big D, because rebellion is a thing (and so is public school with NDP teachers). Remember rebellion, Bob? Did you even rebel against your parents at all? Was the extent of it just sitting in your car playing Gameboy while waiting for your parents to nod off, and taking a career path that Daddy the Drinker didn't approve of?
Oh, so the azn woman in the gif is making the "literally stroking someone's E-peen" motion, eh? As responses go, it's right up there with "Your mom!" (which I hasten to remind every
, next time you see Bob say that, tell him on twitter, "Rape jokes aren't funny, Bob" - substituting "necrophilia" as the case may be). It also doesn't fit, because what is he even saying with this response? That he'd rather this azn chick jack him off, than do what the other person he was replying to suggested, or is he telling the other person to go jack off (or find an azn chick to jack them off for them)?!Or is this just Bob obliquely telling a person to fuck off but with extra steps?
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When I was a kid, I believed in multiverses because I had a big crush on Athena Asamiya from KoF.
I doubt Bob's reasons are any better. I've never met anyone who believes in multiverses who didn't do so for some embarrassing nerd reason.
Open Window Maniac
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If the multiverse is real, than there is at least one universe where Bob isn't an obese man-child who lives with his mother and makes impotent calls for genocide on Twitter. Needless to say, this line of thinking is the greatest argument against the multiverse being real, because there is no reality in which Bob isn't anything other than an obese man-child who lives with his mother and makes impotent calls for genocide on Twitter.
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Robert Chipman woke up, He had the dream again. That awful, terrifying dream. He looked over at his vintage Super Mario Brothers merchandise, lovingly arranged in an airtight display case. It usually made him feel a weird sort of comfort, his one allowance for childish things. This morning, it simply reminded him of his dream. He looked at the clock. 4:30 am. Well, he'd have to be up in two hours anyway. Bob went downstairs and made himself a pot of coffee. He turned on the news as background noise and checked his messages. One from Kevin Smith, wanting to do a collaboration no doubt. Bob had no time for that fat loser. And to think he'd been a fan at one point! He snorted contemptuously, then shrugged. He was a busy man, better to let it go. He looked at a photo on the mantlepiece. Him and Kim, his two kids. Maybe he'd call Chris and have a family day, just them and their kids. Now fully awake, Bob put the dream of him being a fat, Twitter addicted, basement dwelling, eugenics supporter out of his mind.
Imagine hating President Trump!
Arthur Morgan
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Yep, an alternate version where his parents had a girl and she was attractive. Except said Roberta Chipman would have higher standards and would never lower them for our Bob.
Hell, even if he met someone exactly like him, they'd immediately hate each other.
It's possible there is a universe where his parents put their foot down and forced him to take therapy seriously. One where they listened to the doctors and actually medicated him. One where they refused to let him get a bullshit degree in "Film Criticism" and made him choose a course that would actually earn him money, or forced him to get a trade. One where he met a woman who would give him the time of day and he forced himself to change, emotionally and physically, so he could hang onto her.
The odds of that universe are low. But I can see it happening. The only issue is setting up circumstances requiring Bob to want to change.
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He did, he converted for her after hating her, but then the TRUMPERSUCKERS worked with PUTIN and invented COVID to steal the election and HIS FUTURE from her.
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A bit out of the loop on Roberto, but are we still talking about the "insert brain into robot body on a moonbase" future? Or has his "ambition"/delusions changed?
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My personal theory is that they want a) for everything to be canon, and b) have endless crossovers between the myriad universes. However, the problem with a multiverse is that it can get incredibly confusing if handled incorrectly. DC introduced theirs in 1963's Crisis on Earth-Two, which not only established the annual Justice League/Justice Society crossover as a tradition, but later other parallel earths like Earth-Three (Crime Syndicate), Earth-X (Quality heroes), and Earth-S (Fawcett). Unfortunately, it soon became unwieldy for new readers. For examples, the Freedom Fighters originally came from Earth-Two, but migrated to Earth-X because reasons. Similarly, titles like All-Star Squadron and Infinity Inc. took place on Earth-Two and made use of the Golden Age Superman and Wonder Woman. DC eventually collapsed them all into a singular universe in Crisis on Infinite Earths to streamline their continuity.
Meanwhile, the Marvel multiverse is largely comprised of Earths from one-shot scenarios in What If? though there is famously the Supreme Squadron universe, its Supreme Power counterpart, the New Universe, Heroes Reborn, Ultimate Universe, Shadowline, and various timelines. These timelines only rarely interacted with each other with the SS occasionally fighting the Avengers, Nate Grey and some Age of Apocalypse characters making their way to 616, and so forth. It wasn't until the 2010s when we saw more interactions between them, the Council of Reeds and Spider-Verse being two such examples. You would've thought Secret Wars 2015 would have trimmed a few, but nope!
Now Bob and his ilk want to do it on a cinematic level. Good grief!
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For shame Chris. The word is MOVIE.
They say you can't make movies like they used to anymore. SJWs agree with the situation but disagree with the reason.
MCU costumes look like trash, even after CGI mucking:
Ms Marvel:
Next thing to consoom:
Multiverse bullshit:
Update on the YMS drama:
Bumfuck nowhere country supports Ukraine.
Bobby: CONSOOM CONSOOM WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger made a 9-minute video defending Ukraine and its Jewish president.
And Arnie is not the only has been celebrity who seize the chance to virtue signal. Bono (from some boy band called U2 if anyone cares) reportedly does it in his typically cringey way.
See, even Bobby is unimpressed.
Candice Owens besmirches God Emperor Zelensky:
Bobby drops another more-obscure-than-thou references:
I don't know about athletes, but I bet most "artists" and "musicians" are only too happy to raise a middle finger to their countries, and companies will do literally anything for money.
"How does being an open lesbian make her a better judge?"
"Better judge?"
Another anti-worker rant:
"Shut up fat" indeed:
Transsexual insanity:
Charlie Kirk expects transsexuals like William "Liar" Thomas to have morals.
I agree that Tim Pool are confused and the two cases are not comparable. For one thing Trump did not encourage people to grab pussies.
Would you rather get your fashion tips from Bobby, or his long-lost brother?
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It eases the dissonance of conflicting canons and timelines if anything can go....... doing a Mario/X crossover becomes more palatable to rigid autistic minds if you bring in infinite Marios.
He blows a gasket if you say Mario isn't from Brooklyn, but, if he can just say "Well, duh, Mario -05 was born in the Mushroom Kingdom, that's the one that appears in that one show that invalidated my entire worldview and headcanon, the rest? They're all from Brooklyn as it should be" and thus he can live on in delayed childhood mentalspace in perpetuity instead of having that epiphany the rest of us normies had in Junior High at the latest when we tied ourselves up in logical knows trying to justify the snarled continuity and contradictions of our favorite comics or movies before we realized "Wait, it doesn't matter, this is a CARTOON/VIDEO GAME, damn, it doesn't really matter.... whether the hero grew up in our dimension or an alternate one.... because he doesn't exist! Nothing he does has any effect on our lives! It's just entertainment, and kiddie stuff, screw this, I'm going to college and getting laid!"
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Says the rick and morty guy. Jokes aside though multiverse shit in the past was just an explanation by writers for reboots or corssovers/alternate takes of a thing, sometimes even labelling specific instances with numbers and/or letters, but it seems to have been co opted by what most people call the "consoomer" mindset about it shown in shit like ready player one or space Jam: A new legacy due to it being classified as ""NERD CULTURE""
I'm guessing more or less it's all part of the brand image he's trying to go for.
It's not the mushroom kingdom anymore! it's New DONK.
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I mean, I'd be curious to check out Daredevil, but I highly doubt Disney will have the balls to make it dark'n'gritty as the Netflix version was.
Bolo
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Multiverse shit and diverse timelines in stories that otherwise were NOT about time travel are the fastest way for me to lose interest in a story, even "What Ifs" I have zero interest.
Not to say "You gotta respect the canon!!!", but stories and characters only work within their own frame, otherwise it is just useless and dumb conjecture.
Oh hey it would be so cool to do a "what if" of Great Expectations, but instead of becoming a bitter and crazy old lady, Miss Havisham after being left in the altar, she would go to Africa and live adventures trying to find the Solomon Mines with Alan Quatermain.
Then it wouldn't be Miss Havisham!! because all she is and what matters about her character is that she is a crazy old lady that wants to take revenge on "men" by fucking with the head of some cuck.
Of course if the story is ABOUT Multiverse and how the characters relate to it and all that jazz, maybe I can get behind, but just the knowledge there is a multittude of version of a character already makes it iffy because like i said, characters only matter in their own story, in their own circumstance, ahving lots of version of them just, you know, cheapens their experience.
When you add a lot of "what if" "What about" "Wouldn't be cool if" to just re-package a story with other elements, you are just watering down the story you had before, because these new stories won't matter and you damaging the story you already had.
Being Spiderman isn't special anymore, in the comics throught what if and multiverse bullshit, pretty much every supporting cast of the comic had Spider powers or a symbiote at this point (yes, even Aunt May).
I get that a lot of it is made for fun, and I don't wanna be the Debbie Downer, but Capeshit comics abused this concept so much that, well, nothing matters who gives a shit about any of these characters if they all have variants for all needs and purposes.
And yeah, I get that this multiverse bullshit is a side effect of stories that are over half a century old, when you keep a ongoing story that long, with such big universe, shit is goign to get weird, I get, but doesn't make it less of a bummer.
Funny you mention Secret Wars 2015 though, because even if I'm not much of a Huckman's dick ridder, I think he made the "perfect" endidng for a capeshit universe like Marvel.
Spoilers for those who still care (really)
Dr. Doom gets god-like powers, the multiverse gets destroyed, shit happens in a new battleworld, big climax is about Mr. Fantastic and Dr. Doom fighting about who is better than who (which is the central conflict of their rivalry), shit happens and the Reed is the one who gets god like powers and he restores earth 616 (the original main one in the comics, created on the first fantastic 4) shit goes back to normal.
Except two things, one the fantastic 4 family is now re-creating the multiverse that was destroyed, letting go of their Superhero days and Dr. Doom gets the scars on his face removed, and he laughs in a satisfied way, finally letting of go of his grudge and obsession with Richards.
And so the heroes and villains that created the Marvel universe per si, moved on and now have new roles and views on life. This story uses the destruction and re-construction of the multiverse to bring an end to the arc of the very characters that started the marvel universe, and for a lot of people (myself included) it is considered the genuine end of the Eart 616.
Can't say the comic is a bang, because Hickman's dialogue sucks cock, but the idea is fun and does bring everything to a nice end, at least the idea of a satisfying end, because capeshit won't EVER die, you have to let I go at some point, and considering the shit sales, most already have.
Which bring me to the movies, at one point the audience will have to let go, so, when will it be?
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Three years ago.Bolo said:
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