Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob might be alluding to the complaints about Doctor Who going woke during Jodie Whittaker’s run, which has also been said about Phase 4 of the MCU.
Haha, I bet he's as fake a fan to Who that he is to everything else that isn't Mario and a limited set of cartoons from the late 80s. Him defending the worst take of Magic School Bus ever kinda proves that.

I guess he should be okay then if Mario is played by a troon and shoots up the koopas with guns, and the koopas are humans now like in that one movie. If he isn't then he's fit for slaughter, as the future has no need for him.
 
>people arguing why Bob likes Maoist Space Fantasy despite knowing nothing about it

It’s an authoritarian regime that’s always in the moral right and even when it’s not it’s well-meaning. Deep Space 9 was entertaining because you had actual strife and struggling. Star Wars, while boring, at least had good character and set design. I don’t get why people like the equivalent of watching the Coast Guard navel gaze.

I’m glad my dad made me read CS Louis. His paper thin allegory is better than Star Trek.
 
Bob might be alluding to the complaints about Doctor Who going woke during Jodie Whittaker’s run, which has also been said about Phase 4 of the MCU.
I've never been a fan of Dr Who, I tried once to get into it, but I didn't care for it. That being said, the fact that someone thought that Jodie Whittaker of all people was a good choice to be the Doctor is beyond me. I'd only seen her in Broadchurch, and she was by far one of the worst recurring characters in the show.
 
I've never been a fan of Dr Who, I tried once to get into it, but I didn't care for it. That being said, the fact that someone thought that Jodie Whittaker of all people was a good choice to be the Doctor is beyond me. I'd only seen her in Broadchurch, and she was by far one of the worst recurring characters in the show.
Well, that's what you get when you hire for what's between the legs rather than for merit.
 
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"In my Utopia. I wear my SS uniform and systematically murder the entire population of rural America for calling me fatso in highschool and IT WOULD BE JUSTIFIED"
 
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"In my Utopia. I wear my SS uniform and systematically murder the entire population of rural America for calling me fatso in highschool and IT WOULD BE JUSTIFIED"
You can't impair breathing in an inanimate object or ignite a chemical process. Brilliant. You also can't mount and stuff a limerick, Bob.

As to the slightly more relevant claim.... You can't bully a bully: Sure you can. Playground pecking orders exist. In fact, I seem to recall some bloated brat that grew up in Massachusetts in the (extremely) late 80's who, feeling bullied, took it out on other kids. His massive brain even, at some point, decided that "preemptively" bullying someone who hadn't bullied you was "justice" instead of what it was, the petty wrath of a tiny mind desperate to be the hero of its own story.

I wonder what happened to that kid?
 
Sexual assault charges against Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden didn't prompt him to drop out from running for the White House, did they?



Moviebob: "I'm in the 2-3% of people [...] who'd heard of anything in Ukraine that wasn't a fucking game studio before 3 weeks ago."

Reality: "I doubt it."



Bobby's crony John Vinals has doubts about Bobby's Pax Romana 2.0 fantasy under Democrat's America.
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I'm shocked that sexual degenerates like MOS claim that pederasty is evil.
And how much, exactly, has Moviebob actually contributed to the betterment of human society? Oh, yeah. The only correct answer to that question is "literally zero".



Babylon Bee has their Twitter account locked up because they committed the "hateful conduct" of giving an award to Richard "Rachel" Levine. The Cancel Culture horde want Twitter to go after their CEO's personal account as well.
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Transsexuals facing the mildest criticism: "Is this genocide?"
Seth Dillon is correct. Also, doesn't Moviebob's tweet here qualify as a potential TOS violation?



If Biden chose an appropriate theme music for his pro-wresting entrance music:



Moviebob's third tour of Da Nang? Was that the one in which he and Mario were engaged in bloody conflict against Halo's Master Chief?
 
Sexual assault charges against Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden didn't prompt him to drop out from running for the White House, did they?




Moviebob: "I'm in the 2-3% of people [...] who'd heard of anything in Ukraine that wasn't a fucking game studio before 3 weeks ago."

Reality: "I doubt it."




And how much, exactly, has Moviebob actually contributed to the betterment of human society? Oh, yeah. The only correct answer to that question is "literally zero".




Seth Dillon is correct. Also, doesn't Moviebob's tweet here qualify as a potential TOS violation?




If Biden chose an appropriate theme music for his pro-wresting entrance music:




Moviebob's third tour of Da Nang? Was that the one in which he and Mario were engaged in bloody conflict against Halo's Master Chief?
Movie Bob's third tour is the one where Mario ghosted and Max from Streets of Rage 2 held him still while Skate used his nads as a speed bag.
 
Sexual assault charges against Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden didn't prompt him to drop out from running for the White House, did they?




Moviebob: "I'm in the 2-3% of people [...] who'd heard of anything in Ukraine that wasn't a fucking game studio before 3 weeks ago."

Reality: "I doubt it."




And how much, exactly, has Moviebob actually contributed to the betterment of human society? Oh, yeah. The only correct answer to that question is "literally zero".




Seth Dillon is correct. Also, doesn't Moviebob's tweet here qualify as a potential TOS violation?




If Biden chose an appropriate theme music for his pro-wresting entrance music:




Moviebob's third tour of Da Nang? Was that the one in which he and Mario were engaged in bloody conflict against Halo's Master Chief?
Must be the console wars which was his own personal Vietnam (he claims this was a joke, but as jokes go, meh).
 
Is there a term I'm not aware of where someone's not too stupid to get the point, but is deliberately missing the point? Is there bonus value when said moron is deliberately missing the point to plug his misinformed, meaningless "content?"
I believe that the term you are looking for is called being "intentionally obtuse".
 
Must be the console wars which was his own personal Vietnam (he claims this was a joke, but as jokes go, meh).
Bob does have a few things in common with war veterans in the sense that he too is a broke-brained alcoholic that can't move on from traumatic experiences in his past. Except with actual war veterans, their traumatic experiences were losing a leg to an IED or seeing their friend's head get blown off by a sniper. Bob's traumas stem from kids in school calling him fat and gay and having Lindsay Ellis tell him she's not his girlfriend.
 
Bob does have a few things in common with war veterans in the sense that he too is a broke-brained alcoholic that can't move on from traumatic experiences in his past. Except with actual war veterans, their traumatic experiences were losing a leg to an IED or seeing their friend's head get blown off by a sniper. Bob's traumas stem from kids in school calling him fat and gay and having Lindsay Ellis tell him she's not his girlfriend.
Lindsay Ellis was one in a LONG string of women who denied Bob their hatchet wound.

I have a feeling Bobby’s got his standards too high, unlike his brother who accepted his fate.
 
I've archived Bobby's "I spent so much money on Disney they ought to be my personal army" tweet.

"Amy Bollmer" talks about his torture kink on Twitter again.
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Speaking against the nefarious schemes of jewish oligoarchs, pinning them on the promotion of sexual liberation, abortion, and transsexualism, is literal Nazism.
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Indeed, any criticism of Disney will make you Nazi-adjacent.
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If Bob Chapek is "replaceable", then so would be the multitudes of AIDS-ridden gays and troons that threaten to walk out.

Bobby is adamant that Chapek will take the fall (but will likely stay).
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Democrat's "Don't Say Gay" dysphemism is working: some moderate conservatives wishes the GOP would "drop all the gay shit and leave gay people alone". Joe Rogan clears the air.
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I hope Bobby would lend Rogan one of his magic shades so Rogan can see all the gay blood dripping on every street, and how so many 6-year-old boys are actually girls.

Child groomers in Texas get to live another day.
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Cancel culture continues not to exist, and Bobby is tripping balls over the thought of Alexander Graham Bell forbidding "transphobes" access to the telephone.
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And Bobby said conservatives never contributed to science and technology.

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(Archive of John Water's interview for NYT)


Some Russian official claims the widely-circulated photos depicting the destruction of a Ukraine materiality hospital was staged.
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I won't dismiss this as fake news; stranger, dumber things regularly happen in wars.

Does anyone still remember covid?
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You can't treat dumb either.

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Shen Yun is an offshoot of the batshit Falun Dafa cult, but I can't see why shouldn't anyone ripoff Red Detachment or other "Model Operas".

Peter Coffin.
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Because Bobby never demands that women know their place.

More women have rediscovered Christian ethics and radical feminism, and they recognize that the so-called "sex positivity" is but self-commodification under paternistic, capitalist values. Sex itself is liberated, but women aren't, the result is that women are still emotionally alienated from themselves, women who "feel entitled to one-night stands, but not to kindness." (archive of NYT article).
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Of course Bobby aren't concerned about the emotional lives of women.


Oscars:
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Bobby cheers on James Cameron, while at the same time accidentally reveals why he himself is so much hated.
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Fake Tits throws a hissy-fit for unknown reason:
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Creep:
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I have a feeling Bobby’s got his standards too high, unlike his brother who accepted his fate.
What standards? Here Creepy Bobby is desperate to find some dead drunk, stoned high woman to rape.
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Imma call immediate bullshit on Bobby's brainless, ignorant assertion that coof masks can help with seasonal allergies caused by MOTHERFUCKING POLLEN.

NO, BOB. NO. I bet Bob's never suffered a pollen allergy in his life. Coof masks only cover the nose and mouth. You know where else you can get fucking pollen? A place that NO mask covers?

YOUR FUCKING EYES. You know, for ITCHY WATERY EYES symptom of fucking pollen allergy. It gets in there, then it doesn't fucking matter one bit that the nose and mouth are covered (and shitty masks don't even keep the pollen out properly, either).
so no, BOB, Red Staters wearing coof masks - not even N-95 or KN-95 - who suffer from allergies, are NOT going to find much relief wearing stupid coof masks.


MOST people with allergies take motherfucking Benadryl or Claritin, anyways, geez Bob.
Bob Chipman MD, Allergist and Immunologist.
 
Democrat's "Don't Say Gay" dysphemism is working: some moderate conservatives wishes the GOP would "drop all the gay shit and leave gay people alone". Joe Rogan clears the air.
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I hope Bobby would lend Rogan one of his magic shades so Rogan can see all the gay blood dripping on every street, and how so many 6-year-old boys are actually girls.
Me: "Explain it to me like I'm a kindergartner."

Joe Rogan: [simple, easy-to-understand wording]

Me: "I still don't get it. Explain it to me like I'm Moviebob."

Rogan: [repeatedly says "duh..." using various tonal accents]



Cancel culture continues not to exist, and Bobby is tripping balls over the thought of Alexander Graham Bell forbidding "transphobes" access to the telephone.
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And Bobby said conservatives never contributed to science and technology.
Bob "Balls Like Lentils" Chipman, everybody!



Does anyone still remember covid?
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You can't treat dumb either.
Suffice to say, Moviebob has terminal stupidity.



Peter Coffin.
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Because Bobby never demands that women know their place.
If they're not Moviebobocrats, then Bob demands women the put in their place.



More women have rediscovered Christian ethics and radical feminism, and they recognize that the so-called "sex positivity" is but self-commodification under paternistic, capitalist values. Sex itself is liberated, but women aren't, the result is that women are still emotionally alienated from themselves, women who "feel entitled to one-night stands, but not to kindness." (archive of NYT article).
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Of course Bobby aren't concerned about the emotional lives of women.
Well, duh. Moviebob's only concerned about the emotional life of Moviebob.
 
And how much, exactly, has Moviebob actually contributed to the betterment of human society? Oh, yeah. The only correct answer to that question is "literally zero".

Bob will always be useful as an example of what happens when you mis-raise an autistic child. He's also an object lesson in how to live a life of celibacy, how to waste the most productive years of your life on Twitter, how to destroy the flavor and nutritional value of food via over-marinating it, how to destroy your health with alcohol, how to be a huge hypocrite about virtually everything you do in life, and how to get people from both ends of the political spectrum to hate your guts. You could teach a young man what values to embrace and how to live his life just by pointing at Bob and saying "Okay, just do the exact opposite of everything this clown does." You could practically make a religion out of it.
 
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