Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Terf = lesbian who refuses to fuck straight men:
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Lesbians and other woman have actual concerns? Nah, they must be "experimenting" with conservatism like women "experiment" with lesbianism in movies. Bob is a good person who supports women and LGBTQ.
Bobby wants Putin assassinated, because No Bad Tactics.
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MovieBob: We should assassinate foreign leaders even though it violates international and American law because hey, we violate international and American law anyway and besides what are they going to do, retaliate? :smug:
 
So a (very) casual search for ways to get reports on people's twitter engagements, since that's what I was interested in, tells me that I have to have his username and password. Since I'm not a l337 hackerman, I can only go off of the site that @lolwatagain so kindly provided. I decided to pull data from both Socialblade for youtube and for twitter. I looked at Robert, Critical Drinker, Red Letter Media, Styxhexenhammer, Raz0rfist, Jimmy Dore and Glen Greenwald. RLM and Drinker because they are his colleagues as media reviewers, Styx and Razor as they are his colleagues in being lolcows (albeit on the opposite side of the political spectrum), Jimmy Dore and Glen Greenwald because he consistently tries to dunk on them on twitter. They also have blue checkmarks, and in theory should be more on his side politically than the two lolcows.

Boring prattling below in the spoiler

You will notice that there are two entries each for Robert and for Drinker- Robert has two twitter accounts and Drinker has his two youtube accounts. I did not attempt any sort of data harvesting from any other forms of social media like rumble, bitchute, gab, etc. I also didn't engage with patreon totals, or the estimated amounts of money socialblade gave for their youtubes. Estimates on his finances have been looked at by others in this thread. I was primarily interested in the reach of the individuals, and while I have not been able to satisfy that interest, I did glean some information from my scrub. So this is not really a deep dive at all.

I made some graphs of some of the data that stood out to me. Obviously, Robert is far more engaged on Twitter than he is on Youtube. In theory, all 6 entities use social media as a major part of their income. However, as we have heard from Robert himself, he doesn't treat his social media presence like a business. We know that he is a prolific tweeter, and this will be demonstrated again, but he refuses to try to leverage it into more exposure for his channel and means of income. RLM is clearly a work twitter account, and I did not get data for their personal accounts because 1. I don't actually know who any of the individuals are, and 2. I don't think that it would add anything to the dataset. I think that having the business account stand on its own as is representative enough, as Robert's verified account is supposedly his business account and then he has a personal account. The others do a mix of personal and business on their twitters.

We all know that Robert created and then abandoned his personal account, Bobchipman_1981 as it was not giving him the asspats that he desired. He has a much wider audience on his the_moviebob account, but as numerous screenshots show, he has abysmal user interaction with him. He did not get his coveted blue checkmark on the new account, which as documented elsewhere grants him better control over his interaction with other users. How much his follower count is residual from people who followed him and forgot about it, purchased followers or actual fans is not within the scope of post. However, I think that the follower count on the abandoned one is much closer to his actual fancount.

The graphs created look at users' youtube and twitter subscribers/followers, the amount of uploads/tweets, how they use twitter when they tweet, and how much they interact with both sites. I did not graph the average views per subscriber for youtube as it is unrealistic to think that only his subscribers view his material.

If I was to actually devote more than a little effort to this, I would try to get more information of average upload lengths, like/dislike counts for youtube, like/retweet counts for twitter, patreon information, and then similar date for other commonly used alternate social media sites.

Robert interacts far more with twitter than he does youtube, at a whopping 68 tweets per day on average. followed by Styx at 29 tweets per day. RLM comes in last with an average of 1 tweet per day.

Robert has a terribly low subscriber amount on both sites, even compared to the lolcows. Even on his main platform of twitter, his follower count is completely blown away by RLM, which is a purely business account and tweets at an average of 1 tweet a day. On youtube, the actual vehicle for his income generation, his subscriber count is second last, only just edging out Greenwald (who uses numerous other social media sites, as does Styx and to a limited extent, Dore).

In terms of Average Views per upload, he beats out Styx and Greenwald.

Styx and Jimmy Dore interact with youtube the most, being the only ones with an average upload per day amount greater than 1, at 1.5 and 1.3 respectively. However, both of them generally make multiple uploads each day they upload, and these are usually shorter videos. This is why I would like to get an average upload length for each user.

In terms of actual content, Dore and Greenwald focus on politics, Styx does a mix of politics, occult and some garden stuff, RLM and Drinker are like Robert in media reviews, and Razorfist does video games, media review and politics. A deeper dive into what content gets the most views would be interesting as well but is beyond what I feel like doing here.

TL/DR:
Robert tweets a lot, and clearly is not serious about separating his business and personal interactions on twitter. He does not take his job seriously, as a casual look at publicly available data shows comparing his interactions with his main income vehicles (social media accounts) show. Robert Chipman does not reach a wide audience, and the level of audience interaction with him is terrible. He is screaming into the howling void, watching his superior future vanish and does nothing to actually improve his lot.
 

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It's extra funny because when he made that list of everything he's SACRIFICED to the Trump Pandemic like meeting others in his "business" or seeing "friends" at a bar are things literally all of the Blue States have officially allowed for over a year and everyone in the Boston metro has probably been doing for longer. It's literal shut ins like Bob and Chu and Luke and the rest who are screaming about how taking masks off kids in schools will kill Karen who can't go to Applebee's who has been going to Applebee's for over a year especially after she got vaccinated while they tweet impotently into the void about how the world needs to listen to them and shut down indefinitely or everyone will die.

Reality has yet again rejected Bob and he will never get over it.
Bob is always denied something, and it's your fault! You could have done something and we would be on the moon right now!

274,802 tweets
Running some inaccurate math, Thats 68 a day since March 1st 2011.
 
Greenwald's YouTube numbers are probably suppressed because he has a six-figure deal to post everything on Rumble first and he gets a good chunk of his views on there. Glenn's reach for his views is massively bigger than his online stuff because of that certain frozen foods heir show he's willing to appear on. I'd say Glenn should get Tucker to invite Bob on his show but Bob probably wouldn't want to advertise Tucker like that by letting him mooch off the MovieBob brand.
 
MovieBob: We should assassinate foreign leaders even though it violates international and American law because hey, we violate international and American law anyway and besides what are they going to do, retaliate? :smug:
Moviebob wanting to nuke Putin is not surprising since this is the same man who advocates for genocide and torture if it's against ideological opponents.

Like Putin is pretty horrible, but assassinating people is not the answer (in most cases anyway), and Moviebob is a naturally violent idiot who if he had any metric of power which thankfully he's too stupid, would be worse than Putin. Moviebob would basically pull the exact same shit that is currently being done on many countries with right-leaning politics (if they're white anyway) except he'd fully believe it would cleanse the "nazi's" from those countries if he had a lot of political power at his disposal.

It still is important to remember that Moviebob says shit that's even crueler than what a Nazi would say and people have mistaken him for one based on the shit he says.
 
It still is important to remember that Moviebob says shit that's even crueler than what a Nazi would say and people have mistaken him for one based on the shit he says.
I tried googling that picture of black people in the 60s with signs demanding that NASA be defunded for more money for them. It'd go great next to Bob's Troglodyte tweets.

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I tried googling that picture of black people in the 60s with signs demanding that NASA be defunded for more money for them. It'd go great next to Bob's Troglodyte tweets.

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I really do recommend reading the .pdf I linked too. It has my favorite quote on why the Civil Rights movement fucking hated the Apollo program:
“Here is a country that cannot pass a rat control bill to protect black babies from rats, but can spend billions to explore rocks, craters and dust thousands of miles away.”
Not that Brainless Bobby cares about black people. He actively advocates for gassing the south and retardedly forgetting how the Black Belt is down there. Bobby would go hard wignat and push race war now to save his precious religioautistic vision he had at EPCOT if black people still said to kill NASA.
 

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Nice try Believers but you won't even need rat control or food when we're all uploading our MINDS into robot bodies in space. Racism will also be a thing of the past because nobody will have skin colors! If Black people side with the Mayo Ghouls they'll be holding back the SUPERIOR FUTURE they themselves will benefit from if they join the Believers and stand in the way of Progress.
 
It's extra funny because when he made that list of everything he's SACRIFICED to the Trump Pandemic like meeting others in his "business" or seeing "friends" at a bar are things literally all of the Blue States have officially allowed for over a year and everyone in the Boston metro has probably been doing for longer. It's literal shut ins like Bob and Chu and Luke and the rest who are screaming about how taking masks off kids in schools will kill Karen who can't go to Applebee's who has been going to Applebee's for over a year especially after she got vaccinated while they tweet impotently into the void about how the world needs to listen to them and shut down indefinitely or everyone will die.
It's amazing once you start breaking down their arguments like this how insane and delusional they really are. And how incredibly damaging social media and these small pockets, these microcosms are degenerating the human mind to a alarming state.

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Biden started some White House cleaning, presumably to make way for more shemales.
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More proof of the non-existence of Cancel Culture. Archive of article.
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Doomscrolling Twitter makes Bobby feels certain he is on The Right Side of History:
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That affirmative-action sheboon still cannot explain why she sentenced a child pornographer three mere months.

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Someone in academia hire this redskin.

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Bobby wants Putin assassinated, because No Bad Tactics.
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Bobby is very funny.
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Falun Gong has some problematic connections:
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Who ever said Falun Gong is "leftist"?

Bobby talks about jerbs.
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Nic Cage defends MCU against Coppola . Bobby sheds tears of joy.
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I swear Bobby's tweets yesterday are less comprehensible than usual.

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Star Wars.
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Space transphobia:
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Tim Stoltzfus links to a Really That Good video.

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TV promises Bobby an organismic handjob: shows about how jerk jock tech dudebros fail.
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Bobby fantasizes Snow White's Step-MILF mom:
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That TERF rant aimed at lesbians is disturbing. Lesbians do not like dicks or people with masculine features you know these wacky things called men. Lesbians just aint into them. More importantly forcing people to sleep with people they have no attraction to is just straight up rape.

So it is safe to say Bob is basicly enabling rape with those comments. I would say women should avoid going near him but it is pointless to do so as the female population of Earth already does.
 
That TERF rant aimed at lesbians is disturbing. Lesbians do not like dicks or people with masculine features you know these wacky things called men. Lesbians just aint into them. More importantly forcing people to sleep with people they have no attraction to is just straight up rape.

So it is safe to say Bob is basicly enabling rape with those comments. I would say women should avoid going near him but it is pointless to do so as the female population of Earth already does.

When Bob encounters a woman he's permitted to criticize, he instantly leaps for gross sexual comments, snide commentary on their appearance, and generally some of his most venomous, hateful invective. It's genuinely disturbing and more misogynistic than anything an Obsolescent could come up with. But that's what 40 years and counting of not getting your dick wet does to a man, I guess.
 
274,802 tweets, dear god in heaven. That to me is the most damning indictment of what kind of person Bob Chipman is. The 0 IQ hot takes no one on earth asks for, the mindless consumer whoring, the tranny thirsting, those are all utterly pathetic. I think it's far worse that Bob can do something 25,000 times a year and somehow never get any better at it, not even accidentally.

He lards up his shitty hot takes with tortured euphamisms. Why say "god" when you could say "invisible bearded Judeo-Christian sky wizard?" A lot of people go through an edgy phase where they discover they can use euphamisms to sound oh so clever and show off their cynicism at the same time. We probably all knew some kid who unironically referred to human beings as "psychotic naked apes." The key words there are "some kid." Most people grow out of that by like 18, but not Bob.

He stretches out simple sentences to incomprehensibility with parentheticals, because god forbid he leave some of his brilliant ideas unsaid.

He censors swear words. We all self-censor sometimes. You probably try not to drop the nigger word in front of your grandma and her friends, so when you feel it about to slip out, you bite your tongue and call them "urban youths" instead. You probably don't do it in writing because you're smart enough to figure out how the backspace key works. When you're writing, you have more than enough time to go back and replace the swear word you don't want to say with another word, or just remove it entirely. Bob is too fucking stupid to find another word for "bullshit" or rephrase a sentence so it doesn't need the word at all, so half his tweets look like g-d d-mn morse f----ing code.

He puts hyphens after adverbs, like "Bob is a very-fat Masshole with badly-managed anger issues, and I would certainly-never have sex with him." This is something most people learn to stop doing in grade school, unless they're illiterate urban youths.

He abuses the thesaurus. We all know this. It's in the thread title. Most people use a thesaurus because they think there might be a more succint way to say something like, "clever, witty, well-spoken, worldly, and fashionable." Oh, this word "cosmopolitan" is kinda what I need, okay. Or because they want another way to say something, so they don't use the same word multiple sentences in a row. Bob does it because, like a child, he thinks obscure words make him sound smarter.

He clogs up his sentences with oblique references to references of references. Farmers have been analyzing his tweets for years, and sometimes even they can't figure out what the fuck he's talking about when he says shit like, "He looks like a Paul Verhoeven extra vis a vis Todd Browning just discovered Manicheism." It doesn't make you clever if you've gone over everyone's heads with a reference, it makes you a fucking moron who can't communicate his ideas in a way that people can understand them.

I had to read Stephen Hawking's Brief History of Time in school. It's tempting to think Hawking was overrated and not as smart as everyone made him out to be, but then you read his book and realize how brilliant he was. It's not the subject matter, it's that he was able to explain something as complicated as quantum physics in clear, simple English at a level any layman could understand. That takes an intellect deep enough to understand not only the subject matter but also how other people might understand it. Bob is the exact opposite of that. He can take the simplest statement about how Iowa is a Luddite dystopia and make it nearly impossible to understand.

These are all things most people learn to stop doing as children after writing a mere fraction of the volume of bullshit Bob is writing in his 40s.

It takes a special kind of stupid to remain that bad at something you do so unbelievably goddamn much. Bob is to writing what DSP is to video games, holy shit.
Some people are not meant to get social media. They don’t need it because it will destroy their lives and careers.

Bob is one of them, but sadly his head is shoved up his ass and with him getting fatter, he’ll never pull it out.
 
What's even better about that TERF/lesbians rant from Bob, and I didn't realize this the first time through but checked Nellie Bowles feed to see. She literally is referring to a straight man claiming to be queer, this is what she's commenting on:
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That is amazing. I doubt Bob cared at all about the context and would love to know how he stumbled upon the TERF mocking a black, gay man who's only attracted to actual women. How embarrassing for Bob.
 
That is amazing. I doubt Bob cared at all about the context and would love to know how he stumbled upon the TERF mocking a black, gay man who's only attracted to actual women. How embarrassing for Bob.
A "gay" man that is attracted to women. So basicly a straight dude that can't get laid that thinks by saying he is a nob jockey that women will ride his dick. This shit right here is why God left us.
 
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The pigfuck saw too many movies and cartoons where the weak underdog one-ups his superiors and his bullies, and thought that logic would automatically apply in real life as well. And since he gained some modicum of fame, he thought that was very much enough to prove himself as a superior to his peers.
God, I hate the underdog trope. It’s a load of bullshit.

You know, I like seeing people overcome their challenges but the way they portray it in media is just stupid.

You know what I mean?
 
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