What if it's all the preservatives in food now?
reminds me of an old George Burns joke. When asked about health foods, George replied, "No thanks. At my age (99-100ish IIRC), I need all the preservatives I can get."
Will Smith just bitch slapped Chris Rock live on the Oscars.
That's not an exaggeration.
Chris made some sort of joke at Jaden's expense that I guess ended with "she belongs in the streets", Will marches onto the stage, bitch slaps Chris, walks off the stage, and yells at Chris from his seat "keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth". Bob is impressed.
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Will didn't' even knock over Chris. Chris stands there and bobs back like a punching dummy after the strike. A teen age girl may as well slapped Chris. This was some beta behavior on Will's part. Jada humiliated Will by telling the world that she doesn't see him as a man and cheated on him with their son's friend. Chris calls the whore a whore and Will's beta nature takes over to defend his stunning and brave and strong woman. It's embarrassing because she does not respect Will and all she saw is Will not able to knock over a man a foot shorter than himself. What's worse is that this is gonna be talked about for an annoying amount of time by other betas saying "SEE?!? This is how a man should act" while their girl is getting reamed in the other room.
it was my understanding that what set Will off was the "GI Jane 2" joke that Chris directed to Jada Pinkett-Smith, who is suffering very visibly from alopecia (hair loss). Y'know, because Demi Moore had a shaved head for GI Jane, and Jada Pinkett-Smith has shaved head (because when you have alopecia, sometimes you just might as well go all out).
It would have made more sense, TBH, if Will had said something like, "KEEP YO DICK OUT MY WIFE'S MOUTH!" given that entire dumpster-fire that is Will and Jada's relationship.
In the Superior Future, grammar is obsolete.
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the stupidity and double-standards and goalpost-moving of this entire exchange is just, well, classic fedora-tipping Bob. Bob can't spell or use proper grammar, but this does not make him Obsolete, for he has the Correct Opinions. But if a person he thinks is a MAGAnaise Ghoul makes a single typo, this proves they are uneducated, science-denying, ignorant evil stupid non-persons - especially if they
dare point out Bob's hypocrisy on the matter.
Also, unless Bob's sister has current children or is pregnant with mixed-gender twins (and/or Sarah Chipman also has a coof bun in the oven), Bob ONLY has ONE niece, and ONE nephew. Everybody knows this.
BOB, you do NOT have LGBTQ+-
friends. Your brother's one groomsman with the rainbow cufflinks doesn't count, and neither do your "colleagues" in any capacity, the lesbuns you stalk on twitter, the Pronouns In The Bios that follow you on Twitter, nor your alleged lesbun fake girlfriend who I bet is also Canadian, amirite?
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coughcoughavenueQcoughcough*, your ex-coworkers at Blahkbustah, or the "drinking buddies" at the bar/discount Dave & Busters. At BEST, you have LGBTQ+-
acquaintances. Which is not at all the same as friends. PS Bob, this means they don't actually give a shit about YOU, or your relentless white-knighting and white saviorism.
Also M (handyymannyy on twitter) needs to reply to Bob's "Ask yer mum" tweet with "Rape jokes aren't funny, Bob."
Reminder Brainless Bobby doesn't understand sentence syntax and regularly typos too.
A true failure nitpicks the writing, because they are too stupid to even read the content of the post, let alone comprehend, synthesize, and argue it.
But But Bobbo wants the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah! Science Daddy
(now THERE'S a thing the
s should throw at Bob everytime he says Sky Daddy on Twitter!) says his errors of grammar, spelling, hell EVERYTHING about his writing, is pardoned if he Votes Blue No Matter Who and twats into the void to somehow stop the MAGAnaise Ghouls from enacting the Fourth Reich, complete with witchburnings, book burnings, and minecraft camps! Only the Inferior Non-Persons can be judged for errors of writing, because, well, because REASONS, friendo!
