Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Wormy]

Nobody's done THIS yet to the Will Smith scene?

 

[King Dead]

D U N C: 6 Oscars. Marvel capeshit #2978 (w/ 100% more blacks and queers): 0 Oscars
Cope, seethe, Masticate Robert your tastes are shit and you're shit

I know it stood no chance against Oscar Bait but with Deaf People*, but I would have enjoyed the salt from Blobbo if Dune had won Best Picture as well. As it stands, six out of ten isn't half-bad, and I'll bet the Sardaukar chant pushed it over the top for the best score.

I looked it up to be sure, and the only Marvel nominees were Spiderman and Shang-Chi, each getting a Best Visual Effects nod but losing to Dune. Bobby's beloved "it's like two Wim Wenders movies" Eternals didn't get a single nomination, not even in the fan favorite categories. Looks like someone doesn't have superior taste in film.

*Full disclosure, I have not seen Coda because I am never going to subscribe to Apple TV+, so it could very well be a great movie. But judging from how YMS and crew were describing it during its wins, it sounded like it was pure Oscar bait that gave the Academy the opportunity to virtue signal about disabilities, putting it in line with other recent wins about minority groups (Moonlight, Green Book), disadvantaged people (Parasite, Nomadland), or hell, deaf people (The Shape of Water). And since I've seen some of these and enjoyed them quite a lot, maybe I'm being too cynical, but it's really hard not to be when it comes to the Oscars.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Moviebob is complaining about people's grammar? Moviebob?

Also, consider that when Mussolini came to power, Italy still had a King and within living memory, had barely been a country within it's own borders as much as a loose confederation of states.

Considering the turmoil the Great War and Great Depression had heaped upon them it probably seemed more natural that a Military Strongman was the next obvious and rational step, definitely more than any promise Il Duce did or did not make to finally get rid of Catholicism.

Framing it all as reactionary and anti-Papist at it's core is a fuzzy quasi-correct notion at best and ignorance at worst.

I wasn't saying that it was, I was saying that fascism wasn't cut from the same cloth as reactionaries that wanted to bring back the Papal States, the Two Sicilies or whatever and that implying it is is a misconception

 

[Ensok]

Bob got involved in a sperg out.
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This isn't really the place for it but the idea that Spielberg and Lucas "ruined" Hollywood and movies has always been nothing but pure bullshit and snobbery from "serious" filmmakers. People with no understanding or appreciation of sci-fi and fantasy who seem to think every movie should be Citizen Kane, 12 Angry Men, The Ten Commandments or some rendition of Oscar Bait. The point isn't that those movies are bad, but that they're not all movies should be, could be, or ever were. Not to say that that plenty of sci-fi, fantasy, action, or other so-called lowbrow movies can't be meaningless, mindless, soulless drivel (and in fact most of the MCU movies are that indeed) but they aren't all like that. The toy merchandising and commercialization is a different issue, but even then people are probably just more jealous than anything, and it still didn't originate with Lucas.

 

[Bolo]

This isn't really the place for it but the idea that Spielberg and Lucas "ruined" Hollywood and movies has always been nothing but pure bullshit and snobbery from "serious" filmmakers. People with no understanding or appreciation of sci-fi and fantasy who seem to think every movie should be Citizen Kane, 12 Angry Men, The Ten Commandments or some rendition of Oscar Bait. The point isn't that those movies are bad, but that they're not all movies should be, could be, or ever were. Not to say that that plenty of sci-fi, fantasy, action, or other so-called lowbrow movies can't be meaningless, mindless, soulless drivel (and in fact most of the MCU movies are that indeed) but they aren't all like that. The toy merchandising and commercialization is a different issue, but even then people are probably just more jealous than anything, and it still didn't originate with Lucas.

Maybe, however, Robert is full of bullshit to say that Spilberg and Lucas were seen as blockbusters churning slop for the dumb masses, trying to equate the hate the MCU gets to what has the "incorrect" view on Spilberg and Lucas.

Except that wasn't the case. I'm sure that few snobs had a hate boner for the people pleaser whimsical filmaking of Spilberg, but in general, in the 80's and early 90's, having Spilberg and Lucas names in a movie (more so Spilberg) meant quality, and more importanly, you were getting a different movie.

The fucking issue people are having with the MCU movies is that they are starting to follow a very rigid template, be the quippy and banter-esque dialogue, the Bathos humor turns and increasingly lowering of the stakes dure the fact that after you defeat a all powerfull being, there is nothing much else to go.

That wasn't the case with Spielberg and Lucas. In the 80's George Lucas was all in into his new series, Indiana Jones and producing other big names like Henson's Labirinth.

And Spielberg? Robert had the stones to say that people viewed Spielberg just as a maker of blockbuster dull flick, and only got to be recognized as a "artist" when he made his 90's WW2 dramas, and to that I say:

And not only that, Spielberg was a rather eclectic filmmaker, with legit sci-fi in Close encounters of third kind and horror with Poltergeist (yeah, Toby Hooper directed, but Spilberg wrote it).

Even in Animation Spielberg had quite a name, with him producing and doing a lot of script doctoring to An American Tail, the first animated movie to soundly beat a Disney flick and being the highest grossing movie at release.

So, NO Robert, people didn't see George Lucas, and specially Steven Spielberg as "carnival barkers who turned the movies into toy commercials" , don't invent history so you can downplay any criticism hurled to the Marvel shit.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This isn't really the place for it but the idea that Spielberg and Lucas "ruined" Hollywood and movies has always been nothing but pure bullshit and snobbery from "serious" filmmakers. People with no understanding or appreciation of sci-fi and fantasy who seem to think every movie should be Citizen Kane, 12 Angry Men, The Ten Commandments or some rendition of Oscar Bait. The point isn't that those movies are bad, but that they're not all movies should be, could be, or ever were. Not to say that that plenty of sci-fi, fantasy, action, or other so-called lowbrow movies can't be meaningless, mindless, soulless drivel (and in fact most of the MCU movies are that indeed) but they aren't all like that. The toy merchandising and commercialization is a different issue, but even then people are probably just more jealous than anything, and it still didn't originate with Lucas.

Shit, I'm an 'old fag', OLDER THAN BOB BY ALMOST A DECADE, and even I KNOW THIS despite not being a movie expert or movie critic. MAD magazine was doing parodies of "Movies vs Cinema" back in the 1990s. "If something something, it's Cinema. If they do the same thing with Kevin Costner, IT'S A MOVIE!" Bob likes to pretend it was the same [kind of] "film bros" that he attacks in the present day, but it's really, REALLY not. 70s-90s hoity-toity arthouse Film Snobs are anything BUT "Dudebros"/"FilmBros". Dudebros back in the day would NOT be "film snobs" in that manner (cooming over 12 Angry Men or Citizen Kane whilst disparaging Star Wars); they would be eating up the capeshit like there's no tomorrow- sort of like, oh I dunno, BOB? Maybe Bob is too young to realize this, or he does but wants to pretend it's on a continuum with current "film bros" so he can pretend to have a point.

Maybe, however, Robert is full of bullshit to say that Spilberg and Lucas were seen as blockbusters churning slop for the dumb masses, trying to equate the hate the MCU gets to what has the "incorrect" view on Spilberg and Lucas.

Except that wasn't the case. I'm sure that few snobs had a hate boner for the people pleaser whimsical filmaking of Spilberg, but in general, in the 80's and early 90's, having Spilberg and Lucas names in a movie (more so Spilberg) meant quality, and more importanly, you were getting a different movie.

The fucking issue people are having with the MCU movies is that they are starting to follow a very rigid template, be the quippy and banter-esque dialogue, the Bathos humor turns and increasingly lowering of the stakes dure the fact that after you defeat a all powerfull being, there is nothing much else to go.

That wasn't the case with Spielberg and Lucas. In the 80's George Lucas was all in into his new series, Indiana Jones and producing other big names like Henson's Labirinth.

And Spielberg? Robert had the stones to say that people viewed Spielberg just as a maker of blockbuster dull flick, and only got to be recognized as a "artist" when he made his 90's WW2 dramas, and to that I say:

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And not only that, Spielberg was a rather eclectic filmmaker, with legit sci-fi in Close encounters of third kind and horror with Poltergeist (yeah, Toby Hooper directed, but Spilberg wrote it).

Even in Animation Spielberg had quite a name, with him producing and doing a lot of script doctoring to An American Tail, the first animated movie to soundly beat a Disney flick and being the highest grossing movie at release.

So, NO Robert, people didn't see George Lucas, and specially Steven Spielberg as "carnival barkers who turned the movies into toy commercials" , don't invent history so you can downplay any criticism hurled to the Marvel shit.

Bob seems to want to believe (or want US to believe, not sure which, maybe he's trying to convince himself just as he's wanting to convince the rest of the world) that the Film Bro/Dudebro culture he's claiming are guilty of ripping on Spielberg and Lucas was a much more widespread phenomenon than it actually was. The general moviegoing public certainly didn't think in these terms.

 

[Ensok]

The fucking issue people are having with the MCU movies is that they are starting to follow a very rigid template, be the quippy and banter-esque dialogue, the Bathos humor turns and increasingly lowering of the stakes dure the fact that after you defeat a all powerfull being, there is nothing much else to go.

I agree. I didn't see Infinity Wars in theaters, I caught it on tv later, and the whole time I just wanted the characters to shut up. Constant, constant talking and jokes.

 

[Lensherr]

Bobby offers his idiosyncratic definition of "fascism".
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Who the fuck are the people "who deserve (and have long been unjustly denied) a superior future"? Jesus Christ, the sheer entitlement of this nigger never ceases to amaze me. No Blobert, you're not gonna get your troon/nigger master race no matter how hard you bitch about it on Twitter, and even if you did by chance, do you really think that you, a pasty ass white motherfucker from Boston, is gonna get a seat at the table?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Who the fuck are the people "who deserve (and have long been unjustly denied) a superior future"? Jesus Christ, the sheer entitlement of this nigger never ceases to amaze me. No Blobert, you're not gonna get your troon/nigger master race no matter how hard you bitch about it on Twitter, and even if you did by chance, do you really think that you, a pasty ass white motherfucker from Boston, is gonna get a seat at the table?

He thinks his "nieces and nephews (sic)" are going to be just as unhingedly supportive of Minecrafting the MAGAnaise Ghouls, working towards the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah as prophesied by Saint Mickey in the Book of Epcot, by tweeting into the void, voting Blue for all eternity, so that Bob can finally get his wheat, robot body upon which his consciousness can be uploaded, and interstellar travel.

If any of Chippa's (or Catie's) progeny go full MAGAnaise Ghoul, I wonder how long it will take Bob to disown them and how much he'll be disappointed that his own family doesn't want to grant him the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I can’t believe how many pages this thread has gotten over the years and Bob still has yet to have sex.

 

[Red Hood]

I can’t believe how many pages this thread has gotten over the years and Bob still has yet to have sex.

Every post earns Bob another 60 seconds of virginity.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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Moxie is good, but it's boiled piss when compared to Swamp Pop:




I can't remember the last time I posted a tweet of me consooming some sort of drink or foodstuff. Maybe 15 years ago. It just seems like something a 14 year old girl would do. "Look at this crazy thing I'm eating! Aren't you jealous?" Chris should be grateful that he spent the majority of his teens in a Social Media free world where all of the embarrassing shit he did with an underdeveloped brain would be consigned to the void, but instead, he's trying to make up for lost time in his thirties.

 

[BubbleButt]

Moxie is good

Moxie tastes like year old cough syrup. Fuck, dude.

I will look out for the swamp pop though

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Every post earns Bob another 60 seconds of virginity.

Wow, we've put it off for 10.7 years. You're welcome, women of the world.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby's Oscar rage. "Not bad, not great" Dune is the big winner, and the notable awards won by Disney are Encanto for Best Animation Feature, and Cruella for Best Costume. Regressive woman Jane Campion won Best Director. But most importantly:
Zack Snyder's Justice League won the 2022 Oscars "Cheer Moment"
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Rage on Bobby; your white male tears are our manna.

I'll pass on sipping on Moviebob's tears. I've heard rumors that Bob's tears are more erosively acidic than that of a xenomorph.

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For being a Thinker™, using "ask yer Mum" as a comeback doesn't require any thought.

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"I told you so!"
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No you haven't Bobby. You never mentioned Coda until today.
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And a quick Google search for "Moviebob Coda" limited to items written within the past twelve months, and the hit total is [drum roll]...

ZERO.

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I'm glad we don't have to see your non-verbal response.

I'm guessing Moviebob's non-verbal response here can be summarized as "loosen belt, drop pants, defecate".

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More on that "grammer" homework.
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So is transsexualism a "new truth" or an ancient phenomenon? Can these morons even make up their minds? Do they even have minds to make up?

Since when has Moviebob ever cared about science? He's still pissed that Midwestern Americans stole his self-entitled rocketship from him back in 2016!

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If you weren't allowed to change your sex, you'd end up intellectually stunted.
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There are only two reasons why, after Moviebob's continual "you're not a person/you don't matter" tirades, he's still on any online video production company's staff: Either they aren't aware that Bob's behavior is making them look bad, or they do know and just don't care (thereby condoning it). In the case of The Film Theorists, my guess is that the latter is true.

 

[Positron]

And Bobby was on Twitter all the time.

Chris considers nigger-on-nigger violence "humanizing".

 

[Red Hood]

Wow, we've put it off for 10.7 years. You're welcome, women of the world.

 

[Tronathon242]

Who the fuck are the people "who deserve (and have long been unjustly denied) a superior future"? Jesus Christ, the sheer entitlement of this nigger never ceases to amaze me. No Blobert, you're not gonna get your troon/nigger master race no matter how hard you bitch about it on Twitter, and even if you did by chance, do you really think that you, a pasty ass white motherfucker from Boston, is gonna get a seat at the table?

I'm pretty sure that the Fascists would definitely have seen themselves as creating a better future. One of their founding texts described how the individual who worked only for himself and not the nation would be confined to the dustbin of history. Moreover, they stood firmly against the old Western Liberal order as they saw it to be a cesspit of weakness holding the Italians back.

His assertion that eugenics wasn't ever seen as "Progressive" is also a very poor attempt by him to handwave away his most infamous tweet. It's a lie and he knows it.

TLDR, the Fascists were forward thinkers in their own particular way and Bobby is a disingenuous twat for trying to deny it.

 

[Bush King]

Fascism was not a purely reactionary ideology. Italian fascism was very much based around technological advancement and building a "new Italy". Mussolini was originally an anticlerical socialist. The Spanish Phalanx (fascists) did not get along with the Carlists (Catholic monarchists) until Franco merged both their organisations into one party and basically forced them to put their differences aside. The Nazis in Austria were opposed to Engelbert Dolfuss' religious conservative government. True, you did get agrarian fascist movements like the Iron Guard in Romania which were very much religious organisations, but Codreanu, their leader, was by no means a reactionary and thought the monarchy and bourgeois had a negative influence on Romania.

Then again Moviebob thinks "fascism" means "when people do things I don't like" so it's not like he knows what any of those movements actually are beyond "the bad guys in capeshit".

Sorry for the slight necro, but this "Fascism/Nazism = Old XYZ" shit ticks me off.

If you take even five minutes to look at the aesthetics of Fascism or Nazism, or the writings of their thinkers, you immediately notice that they are pursuing a futurist bend. They have a love of speed, the mechanical, sharp edges, etc. Their writings depict a a future of violence, of the youth taking a cudgel to the elderly and decrepit, they depict a world where the supposed inefficiencies of business world in free market capitalism are refined by bringing corporate bodies and unions together under the state, where everything is controlled and filtered to reduce waste. There's a reason they called it the "Third Way", there's a reason they pursued a "New Order", there's a reason almost all of them fought as foot soldiers in the Great War. They were the political youths of the 1920s when they had their awakening and ushered out the tired old men of the 1870-90s they saw as corrupt and too conservative. These are not the terms or experiences of people who want to return to some older period or relive the past glories, though it plays a part. Even agrarian ideologies like Hitler's Nazism and the Iron Guard ultimately believed the future was in farming, that the frontier attitude of the United States which so propelled that country to greatness could be replicated on the vast steppes of Eastern Europe.

This is all to say that Movie Bob's idea of Fascism is incredibly ironic, and at times histrionic. He can only ever view things through the permanent present. There is no past to him that is not filtered through the lens of today's partisan Republican v Democrat political sphere. Republicans today are only conservatives today- they hold the exact same positions of the most radical Republicans of 1860. He cannot perceive anything beyond the here and now because of his infantilisation. Democrats good because XYZ, Democrats are Progressive, therefore because Republicans bad they are Fascists, and therefore Fascists are Conservatives. Needless to say, it is not Republicans who are pushing the tyrannical view of the Fascist future- they are not the ones pushing for science fiction in the present day, of complete upheaval of society to counter some esoteric threat from the environment, to radically alter the structure of the political and economic environments into one whole, to create a world of high-tech-nocracy.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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And Bobby was on Twitter all the time.

Chris considers nigger-on-nigger violence "humanizing".
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Reading these tweets makes me realize that Dad Chipman should have hit the bottle less and should have hit Chris more. What a total dweeb. I bet you he cries when some replies with a mean comment on his tweets. I look forward to the IRS giving you another ass reaming, you absolutely pathetic man-child.