Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Open Window Maniac]

How does a film critic have no idea what suspension of disbelief is?

The same reason he thought Linsay Ellis was his girlfriend after they took a picture together once and never physically interacted ever again: all his fat is cutting off blood flow to his brain.

 

[UserAccess]

I honestly have no idea how Bob, Chu and Luke operate Twitter. Even if they didn't follow anyone else (and they do, Bob follows nearly 4,000 accounts) the other two alone would fill your feed with everything they tweet and retweet.

I don't think it's physically possible to read all these tweets while constantly reading the new tweets while also posting your own tweets at the rates they do. Like, I'm doing jokes here but at the same time it's dawning on me just how much time they spend on Twitter and realizing it must actually be all their time.

Sometimes I feel bad about reading too much Twitter or Kiwi Farms or whatever else because I spent a few hours on it during a day. But what these dudes do every single day seems unimaginable. They have excised literally everything else in their lives except their jobs (and not even that in Chu's case) for Twitter. And in Bob's case his "job" is basically just fodder for his Twitter. (I'm reluctant to consider some of these people's non-Twitter leisure to be non-Twitter considering how much they spend talking about it on Twitter. Luke sees a two hour movie and then spends two years talking about it in tens of thousands of tweets on Twitter.)

There used to be a way you could see someone else's Twitter timeline but it'd probably break my brain to see what Bob sees.

edit: I shouldn't have started looking at who Bob follows, this is probably old news but:
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Also lmao:
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omg:
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can't even make a joke:
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okay i'm done, won't top seeing jake:
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Imagine your life if your information was self-restricted to the following sources:

Trannies
Tranny apologists
Tranny enablers
Sent from my iPhone Marxists
Burger King

Christ. The only thing stopping Bob from being a spree killer is the consequences of poor life choices rendering him largely immobile.

 

[Fictional Character]

Bob: I HATE COMMUNISTS LIKE PETER SO MUCH ARRGHHH!
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Also Bob: Hey Breadtube tranny lady, I agree that a white rich man who doesn't work equals bad. Except for youtube critics, I'm working class too, you know? Anyways, can I suck your female Weiner for popularity and money? I don't wanna review films, I wanna review politics like my Twitter and this is my way in.

Bob hates communists because they're at least on paper supposed to be against poor people dying. Bob loves Breadtube "leftists" because those are just centrists with a shitty coat of paint.

 

[Positron]

Good parents won't force children into being their clones.

A bad uncle will bribe his nephew and niece to become his clones.

Bobby thinks Donald Trump's money is somehow "unreal", and he wants the likes of Bezos to fund Zelensky's warchest:


Ukraine bullshit:


DeSantis calls out the obfuscation of media (which claims the Anti-Grooming Bill prohibits the teaching of sexual perversions "in some grades", instead of "K through 3"), points out that the State of Florida isn't run by Californian corporate executives, and that Disney did not say anything when the Bill was putting through the House. And as usual, Bobby ignore the main thrust of his argument and choose to wisecrack on the asides.

I have no idea why China shouldn't buy oil from Putin, and I have no idea what Kid Rock have to do with the Uyghurs.

Ron Perlman, in his expletive-filled and gay-as-bareback-rawfuck announcement, misattributes "Don't Say Gay" to DeSantis and claims his Bill violated the First Amendment.


Meanwhile Black Funny Man becomes the icon of First Amendment Rights. As usual, trannies most affected.

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Madison Cawthron:


Bobby thinks Matt Gaetz looks like someone in the X-men show.

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BTW. Bobby has stickied this tweet for 10 months now, and at long last someone took the bait:


Peter Coffin:




Bobby hates healthy food so much that he has to submerge it in molten cheese:

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Jim Carrey, who stars in the widely popular live-action Sonic films, doesn't think Black Violence Matters (Variety article).


Austin Power: the culture shock an Obsolete from the Inferior Past feels in the Superior Future world.

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I have no idea people actually care about Halo TV. Turns out I need a whole section for it. TL;DR - Bobby is so mad that he hands out the "not person" insult like candy.

Halo TV and Zelda cartoon:




Bobby might be a Game Overthinker, but he refuses to overthink for Halo:


Jurassictriassic then hits a very sore spot:


Even racism got brought on the table, because the OP is an Asian man, and morons like Bobby think his avatar is from Stonetoss.







The Belief is strong in this one.

"I've been a gamer my entire life. BTW gamers are dumb and their opinions should be ignored."

I hope Chris Pratt announces "I don't even play Mario games".

Speaking of:


Bobby bungles his Greek Mythology:




At long last, Master Block comes to Bobby's rescue:

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Chu-chu on Joe Rogan:



No one except sexual degenerates cares about your shit cartoon.

Ellen Page:


Creep:

 

[make_it_so]

Bob, you barely completed a "media" degree at some no name college, and your only accomplishments to date are getting fired twice from a shitty clickbaity Web 2.0 e-rag, publishing a horribly written and embarrassingly autistic book about Mario, and getting a nearly 4700-page long thread on a lolcow watching web forum. I'd say that between the two of you, the Washington Times guy is doing better.

Austin Power: the culture shock an Obsolete from the Inferior Past feels in the Superior Future world.

The point of the first movie (the only one that matters) is that even though Austin was out of time and his style didn't fit in, he was still a good man who did good for the world - and that was awesome. "Groovy," if you will.

"I've been a gamer my entire life. BTW gamers are dumb and their opinions should be ignored."

I hope Chris Pratt announces "I don't even play Mario games".

Bob is not a "gamer." Bob probably hasn't picked up a game controller in over a decade.
Bob is an insane, pathetic, Chris-chan tier autistic manchild who flaps his arms and probably flaps something else at the thought of Mario because like Chris, he's made a childhood cartoon/game the center of his existence.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"Once the envy of the world."
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Also; see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Solar_System_probes
Blob has no idea what missions are being carried out, or who is doing them.

It's just science and boring shit like astronauts living up there though, being a Thinker Bob cares about useful and practical space technology for the elite of society to be able to view Disney films from their robot bodies while orbiting Alpha Centauri. Something we were on the cusp of achieving thanks to Hillary's laser like focus on the SUPERIOR FUTURE until Trump was installed and eliminated all funding for space and ordered it illegal for anyone but abject losers with no friends like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson to do anything in space. Then rather than sending us to the stars, Trump created a deadly virus.

I ask you: how can America be a leader in space when it doesn't even have a ship named Enterprise out there?

 

[Tronathon242]

I've really had it up to here with Bob and the other sorts who assert that peace in Ukraine must involve the return of Crimea and the Donbass states. Face reality: you'll get nuclear winter before that ever happens.

Whether you like it or not, Ukraine does not have the capability to drive the Russians out of those areas without NATO intervention. NATO intervention means WWIII. WWIII more than likely means armageddon. I don't know about the rest of you all here, but I'd rather not have the world become an irradiated husk for the sake of a country we have no traditional alliance with and which is also mired in corruption. You'd think someone like Bob who rants about the future so much would actually want to get the chance to see it, but he's just another one of those "I Support the Current Thing" simps who follows the ebb and flow of the hashtags.

 

[The Valeyard]

I have no idea what Kid Rock have to do with the Uyghurs.

Uyghur sounds similar to “wigger” when it’s said out loud.

Jim Carrey, who stars in the widely popular live-action Sonic films, doesn't think Black Violence Matters (Variety article).

I didn’t see the first Sonic film in theatres, but I’m going to go see the sequel since it succeeding makes Bob and others who talk about “fan entitlement” seethe.

 

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Mr Big brain doesnt know his Hades from his Ares? What a mongoloid piece of shit

 

[King Dead]

Bobby thinks Donald Trump's money is somehow "unreal", and he wants the likes of Bezos to fund Zelensky's warchest:
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Add "the makeup of wealth of the uber-rich" to the monumental pile of things Bob doesn't know.

Bob, Bob, Bob: y'know how people like Bezos and the Zucc get on the list of world's richest people? It's not because they have bags of money stashed away in one of their 300 closets, it's because the bulk of their wealth is tied up in their company's stock. Stock goes up, wealth goes up. But it's all on paper (or in computers), and until they sell that stock, they can't really do much with it. They also can't just sell all their stock, because then they'll lose their commanding stake in their own company, which is kind of important when you're running a megacorp like that.

The idea of taxing gains like that is a surefire way to get all those megarich looking to transfer their wealth and reincorporate their companies somewhere the IRS can't ever hope to touch them ever again. Being forced to fork over 20% of any increase in your stock portfolio from the previous year, effectively meaning you have to sell off stock to pay for its increase in value, is absolutely ludicrous, to say nothing of other ways this could fuck you over. Inherit property from your deceased parents? Congrats, you now have to sell it so you can pay the massive tax bill the government lay at your feet.

I know the rich have cash on hand too, but it's nowhere close to the majority of their wealth. Bob's smoothbrain literally thinks that all they'll have to do is write a check for this insane tax idea (and more than what they owe because they're so selfless, unlike the Bad Orange Man!) and everything will be hunky dory.

Too many tweets to quote about Halo, but it's nice to see Bob continuing to reduce legitimate criticisms to "those gamer bros just really hate women and minorities and TEH GAYS, don't they?" And by nice I mean holy shit what a fucking retarded asshole. Yeah, not a shocker that he's acting sanctimonious towards fans of the dudebro shooter that more or less defined the better part of the aughties in gaming. In Bobby's mind, if it's not Nintenny, it's trash.

But honestly, you can disregard his opinions after he says that the Zelda cartoon is good. If your taste is that bad, you have no room to talk about any video game adaptations.

 

[Bolo]

Mr Big brain doesnt know his Hades from his Ares? What a mongoloid piece of shit

More like Pluto from Mars, but yeah, he forgot to wiki this.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Tax thread is even dumber than that. He thinks people will rush to buy stock in a company, pushing its price higher for each person who buys in after, just because the owner publicly wrote a check to pay his taxes.

Anyone can already make contributions above and beyond their tax bill to the U.S. Treasury: https://www.fiscal.treasury.gov/public/gifts-to-government.html

Bob thinks he's found an easy way to print free money that nobody's ever considered even though the means to do it already exists and nobody prominent does it. We know why Bob hasn't done it, becoming insanely wealthy is just not his vision of how he wishes to live his life and run his business, but why hasn't any of the 700 billionaires done it? Why hasn't anyone in the financial industry recommended it? Why don't mere millionaires do it to become billionaires? Stupidity and ignorance obviously, they're Believers.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Mr Big brain doesnt know his Hades from his Ares? What a mongoloid piece of shit

Bob is a prime example of a fucking stupid imbecile who thinks of himself as an intellectual. A quick google search would have revealed that Kasparov is actively against Putin, making his room I.Q. hot take an example of the stupidest fucking thing to say about his comment. For a "thinker", he really doesn't bother to do any research before making a point!

Tax thread is even dumber than that. He thinks people will rush to buy stock in a company, pushing its price higher for each person who buys in after, just because the owner publicly wrote a check to pay his taxes.

Precisely, this shit won't make money. People will take note if a company isn't paying it's taxes, but publicly paying taxes being seen as a good thing is fucking stupid. Would be like a C.E.O. holding a press conference to announce they just bought paper for the company printers: You're fucking supposed to do that!

Bob's ideas don't make any fucking sense even at a primary level, two stoners deep into plumes of smoke are more capable of having a coherent, topical discussion than Bob is. Would probably be more civil and less of a narcissistic display of ignorance, too!

 

[The tired cat]

Ukraine bullshit:
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Oh hey, Kasparov, how's that American cock sucking going for ya? Good? Glad to hear, must've been nice to run your ass after losing to a FUCKING COMPUTER ASSHAT

"I've been a gamer my entire life. BTW gamers are dumb and their opinions should be ignored."
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I hope Chris Pratt announces "I don't even play Mario games".

I mean, there's actually some truth to that "gamers" like Bob are indeed dumb and their opinions should be ignored without a second thought.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob is a prime example of a fucking stupid imbecile who thinks of himself as an intellectual. A quick google search would have revealed that Kasparov is actively against Putin, making his room I.Q. hot take an example of the stupidest fucking thing to say about his comment. For a "thinker", he really doesn't bother to do any research before making a point!



Precisely, this shit won't make money. People will take note if a company isn't paying it's taxes, but publicly paying taxes being seen as a good thing is fucking stupid. Would be like a C.E.O. holding a press conference to announce they just bought paper for the company printers: You're fucking supposed to do that!

Bob's ideas don't make any fucking sense even at a primary level, two stoners deep into plumes of smoke are more capable of having a coherent, topical discussion than Bob is. Would probably be more civil and less of a narcissistic display of ignorance, too!

It's funny to remember that Bob considers stupidity and evil to be completely linked. So why does Elon Musk not become the first trillionaire by listening to Bob's simple advice? Because he's both stupid and evil.

 

[The Valeyard]

Now that the first episode of Moon Knight is out, I can say that Bob will be wrong about it being unique on his Twitter because I've seen it before with FX's Legion.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Add "the makeup of wealth of the uber-rich" to the monumental pile of things Bob doesn't know.

Bob, Bob, Bob: y'know how people like Bezos and the Zucc get on the list of world's richest people? It's not because they have bags of money stashed away in one of their 300 closets, it's because the bulk of their wealth is tied up in their company's stock. Stock goes up, wealth goes up. But it's all on paper (or in computers), and until they sell that stock, they can't really do much with it. They also can't just sell all their stock, because then they'll lose their commanding stake in their own company, which is kind of important when you're running a megacorp like that.

The idea of taxing gains like that is a surefire way to get all those megarich looking to transfer their wealth and reincorporate their companies somewhere the IRS can't ever hope to touch them ever again. Being forced to fork over 20% of any increase in your stock portfolio from the previous year, effectively meaning you have to sell off stock to pay for its increase in value, is absolutely ludicrous, to say nothing of other ways this could fuck you over. Inherit property from your deceased parents? Congrats, you now have to sell it so you can pay the massive tax bill the government lay at your feet.

I know the rich have cash on hand too, but it's nowhere close to the majority of their wealth. Bob's smoothbrain literally thinks that all they'll have to do is write a check for this insane tax idea (and more than what they owe because they're so selfless, unlike the Bad Orange Man!) and everything will be hunky dory.

Too many tweets to quote about Halo, but it's nice to see Bob continuing to reduce legitimate criticisms to "those gamer bros just really hate women and minorities and TEH GAYS, don't they?" And by nice I mean holy shit what a fucking retarded asshole. Yeah, not a shocker that he's acting sanctimonious towards fans of the dudebro shooter that more or less defined the better part of the aughties in gaming. In Bobby's mind, if it's not Nintenny, it's trash.

But honestly, you can disregard his opinions after he says that the Zelda cartoon is good. If your taste is that bad, you have no room to talk about any video game adaptations.

I mean, the US already has an Inheritance Tax, and people often ending up have to sell shit to pay the tax. This would of course only make that situation worse.

Spoiler: Tax Sperging

There's this communist moron (Trevor Hancock) that writes into one of the papers that blathers on about "Well-Being Societies" (promoted by the World Health Organization) that would allegedly be ecologically sustainable, environmentally/climate-friendly, and would make sure people are The Healthiest They Can Be. According to this jackass, "inequality" is a health issue. It doesn't matter how much the bottom percentile has, if the Rich have a gazillion more dollars than they do, that's "bad". And how would this bullshit be paid for? By a "Global Minimum Wealth Tax" apparently, which would be a 1-3% tax on ALL of a millionaire-or-greater person's total combined wealth, because the Rich apparently of the World don't pay "enough" of "their fair share". If this idiot tossed in "Superior Future" into the mix, Bob would be all for it, since it sounds very much like the plan Bob was slobbering over. This would allegedly raise trillions of dollars to spend on health, education, and whatever else, and also somehow "combat inequality". It appears to be one of those "Get in the pods and eat the bugs" type deals. This idiot was also moaning about the good old days of high tax rates, where apparently "Inequality was less" therefore people were "healthier" (LOL!) and "better off" (DID THIS GUY EVEN LIVE IN NORTH AMERICA DURING THE 70s?! He's from Britain originally so maybe not).

What this idiot, and Bob, DON'T understand, is that back when taxes were high (on marginal income rates), there were a shit ton of loopholes, because seriously who wants to pay a 90% marginal tax rate even if it's over and above like say $200,000 or $1 million? Commie Moron thought that "inequality" was lesser back during the "good old days" of stupid-high marginal tax rates, therefore meaning that back then was better than today. All he was considering was the size of the wealth gap. No consideration whatsoever of the raised standards of living that accompanied the reduced income tax marginal rates in the USA, which coincidentally came with a closing of a LOT of loopholes (1986 Tax Reform Act). One of the loopholes closed was real estate. This is why a bunch of Savings & Loans companies had to be bailed out during the Bush I administration, because they had lots of holdings in real estate that was no longer spared from the IRS, so people unloaded their properties En Masse due to the changes in the tax code, reducing the value of the properties the S&L's had, which forced THEM to sell at undervalued rates, leading to a dramatic loss of capital and revenue. No consideration either, that the revenue to the IRS doubled from when Reagan took office, to when Reagan left office, despite the lowered tax rates. It didn't help that the Democrat-controlled Congress at the time spent $2 for every dollar the treasury took in, though.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob hates communists because they're at least on paper supposed to be against poor people dying. Bob loves Breadtube "leftists" because those are just centrists with a shitty coat of paint.

Also, because he (And to be fair, they do to) sees them as the cool kids table and he desperately wants to sit there.

Halo TV and Zelda cartoon:
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I want to give Bob the benefit of the doubt and say this is yet another example of him going off his memory of something he hasn't seen in decades. But knowing him, he's probably pirated this, Captain N, and the Mario Bros Show, and watches them all the time, with plans to show them to his niece and nephew.

It's funny to remember that Bob considers stupidity and evil to be completely linked. So why does Elon Musk not become the first trillionaire by listening to Bob's simple advice? Because he's both stupid and evil.

And because he's popular to hate, so Bob will do so to be popular. It hasn't worked before, but some day...

 

[Plinkettgonist]

I kinda hope Bob responds just so Tim can shit on him some more.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's little escapade with Weekend Warrior is pure comfy. Him having to delete his stonetoss comment in shame is pure kino.

Bobby thinks Matt Gaetz looks like someone in the X-men show.

Bob clapped as he thought of this labored and irrelevant non-sequitur. "I know that reference!" he whispered quietly as to not wake up his mom.

Well it did get entered so eat shit Bob.

Now to wait for nothing to come of it. Taking bets on whether it's because it just gets ignored, the Republicans openly drop the ball, or we finally go to war.